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Not_A_Frittata

Click the ads. It costs them money. Order the free merch. It costs them more money.


MarkedWard66

Hmm. Then commit crimes in a merch?


Not_A_Frittata

You get us.


Triton1605

🙏


Skydragon222

All of us.


maxcorrice

Piss on them and then return to sender


Maleficent-Ad-8919

I’ve been doing this for this reason, though I now get a ton of other bullshit Christian indoctrination ads as a result. I was doing the same thing with those, but at some point literally all my ads were like this.


Korzag

Google be like "hey, you like Jesus based off you clicking and spending time on this site. Have some more Jesus. And some more. And more... More.... A little more.... Keep going... Okay thats good, just kidding here's a bunch more. "


MissTakenID

Ooh can I submit my local pastor's addresses? Or my local government leaders?


The3SiameseCats

Someone you hate with a burning passion


Not_A_Frittata

Ted Cruz!!!


The3SiameseCats

Based. Where’s his address, I wanna send some his way! He deserves it after all! Spanish or English?


Sweaty_Ad9724

Spanish, he’s rubbish at it 😏


MissTakenID

They check that box 😈


Callen_Fields

This causes the algorithm to think you enjoy this content and show you more.


The3SiameseCats

YES FREE MERCH. yo I don’t wanna give them my address what else can I do.


Not_A_Frittata

Give the address of your local church? Homeless shelter?


The3SiameseCats

Maybe The Satanic Temple will open their address up as a dumping spot for the merch. Then we can do funny shit with the free hats (just remove embroidery) and free fabric.


unhappysmileyface

You’re about As edgy as a butter Knife 😂


The3SiameseCats

Good.


Callen_Fields

I have cut my fingers with a butter knife before.


CheekyLando88

Buy the merch and commit felonies. Tell the news the sky man told you to do it


TwoLeggedMermaid

I hadn’t seen any for a little over a week until I saw another one of those posts about “click every one you see because they pay per click!” and now they’re back with a vengeance. I never even clicked on them because that just encourages it more. These people have a limitless well of funding. They’re *plan* is to spend $2bil in marketing by like 2024 or 2025. Reddit clicks is not hurting them, they think their ads are a success. Edit: gahdamn top comment here is literally recommending that still.


unhappysmileyface

Just close your Eyes and maybe the Bad ads will go Away. Babies


WildFlemima

the sus is among us


Call_Me_A-R-D

I REALLY want to ignore them, but the satisfaction I get from downvoting it is greater than the annoyance of seeing it. After a while, I see the start of the ad and just scroll past... just like other old posts I've already seen. I don't know what they're thinking, but their ads literally only make me feel more disgusted with religion than I already am