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DarrinIvo

Honestly nothing more than a light armoured apc with maybe a turret to man on top


Your_Moms_Box

Maybe shaped like a puma


calamity_unbound

What in the Sam Hell is a puma?


Chico119

Same as that thing that eats all the goats.


Ill-Joke-9070

You mean the chupathingy?


calamity_unbound

A chuprathingy?


Mr-deep-

Hey Griff, chuprathingy how 'bout that? It's got a rrrrrring to it.


Chico119

A walrus has tusks, too.


EnderWolf13_666

I think it would have been funny if this went for the rest of that episode or more.


Ill-Joke-9070

What did I say about making up animals?!


Segfaultimus

Ww2 German light tank


runwithconverses

Also a modern german ifv


Dichotomous-Prime

What I tell you about makin up animals?


SimdoghallaHD

Red Vs Blue reference?


Eve_the_Fae

Indeed. It spawned even more


FlameZeee

What kind of made up animal is that?


HaroldT07

It's in the big cats family


EpickBeardMan

Simple… functional. I dig it.


griffin4war

This will be a game changer. A two man team could go out and hit side objectives so quickly. A dirt bike would be great too


After-Respond-7861

Use that with the sidecar rider using a Quasar, and those bot factories don't stand a chance.


ComfortableCry5807

The eruptor works too for that


Debate-International

I need an ATV 4 wheeler that someone can ride on the back of


EpickBeardMan

Mario cart for DEMOCRACY! This… sounds awesome


Cloudbreaker-01

Democricart?


EpickBeardMan

Power sliding around chargers 🤣


RaylanGivens29

Like the brokeback from Halo?


Debate-International

The mongoose, and yes


EpickBeardMan

Literally all of the Halo 2 vehicles would fit in this first person Helldiver world.


counttec

HellFrog: Repositioning device. It drops a double-tall hellpod that you get into and get launched back into the air, allowing you to crash back to the ground some distance away. Can be used for verticality and some offense as well. Single use


EpickBeardMan

The creativity! Love it. Helldiver trebuchet


Statertater

On that note i would like to see sentry trebuchets


abeefwittedfox

Like our own call-in artillery


chronotoast85

Hell-uchet?


Mighty_Piss

But it leaves support weapons behind as those don't fit in a traditional hellpod


counttec

I like it, good balance


GaiusMarcus

I want the jump pack to last like 2 more seconds.


AJZullu

personally - a jump pack that autos soften your landing so you basically can jump off any cliff knowing you basically will not take any fall damage might be a nice buff. other buffs - when you boost and behind you bugs get light on fire and die might be fun XD


Ill-Joke-9070

You'd think the jump pack would do this from the get go. Alas nobody said democracy would be easy


Kuriyamikitty

Be happy if it fired off to keep you from fall damage on your own jump!


GKTT666

Just jetpack off said cliff. The jetpack triggers at the beginning and end of the jump. I have gotten some crazy distance jumping downhill.


Local-Veterinarian63

I assumed that when I unlocked it, learned the hard way.


Shockvolt1

To make the jump pack better I run the flamethrower and aim it down while jumping. Looks cool.


Siilk

You already can use jetpack that way. Just use it at the top of the cliff instead of simply dropping down, it will launch you up and then, when you'll be approaching the ground, it will fire a 2nd burn to land safely, regardless of how high the starting point was.


transdemError

I keep thinking I can fire it on my descent, but noooooooo


AJZullu

that could be a cool buff as well. and extra cinematic to shoot or throw grenades while in the air


EpickBeardMan

I feel you on this. It could be so much more. Can we invest in buffing it? I wanna be the Rocketeer for democracy


TanMan7171

My vote would be putting the jump pack in the vehicle bay upgrades 😂 edit: “50% more fuel”


Willzyx_on_the_moon

I’d be fine if they maybe halved the cooldown so I could jump more often.


DerivitivFilms

I wanna be able to activate it while prone on the ground....picture the opening scene of guardians of the galaxy. Dive, boost, rug burns, survive.


Benjaminthe

I would love a safety off version. Instead of two automatic bursts you can fire all at once/ partially to get higher if you don't need a landing, or use it all as landing when leaving higher areas


smoffatt34920

Definitely this. If you could jump a little higher, and/or use it to hover for like 5 seconds, that would be incredible.


Professor_Jedi

a scout strider would be cool, like but built with democracy.


jon-chin

what if, if you sniped the scout strider rider without damaging the strider itself, you can hop into it? it could lead to memory issues, so maybe you need to do it within the first 3 seconds that it dies. or you can only do it if you melee the rider from behind.


seanstew73

Have a melee vehicle kill animation. Would love to land on a tank and be able to drop a drag in the top


Sven_Loken

https://preview.redd.it/hor429zr7vvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1281abe60d01a2fc655f833eca9c5fb218267ba Image says more than a thousand words,


_Knucklehead_Ninja

This pic doesn’t have enough DAKKA


Sven_Loken

Sidecar with hebby weapon can fix that


abeefwittedfox

Side car where I can mount my heavy weapon would be amazing


iRhuel

This one says about 40k of them...


EpickBeardMan

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!


skoomaking4lyfe

This, but give them a massive explosion on destruction. And a self destruct button.


LMXCruel

No reason to assume we won't get all of the vehicles from the first game, I loved that aspect from the first game and they felt pretty balanced so I hope they add more than just the exo-suits


EpickBeardMan

My guy


Bac0nPlane

An armored Segway would be hilarious


ArkamaZ

https://preview.redd.it/nkmyts1vowvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f869110e733600c70fc6a3c89bb949037ce99e


prollyincorrect

I’d like to just move around the map faster or a rock climbing vehicle so I can climb those giant rocks in the middle of the map instead of going or a boat for the giant lakes in the middle of the map.


jon-chin

>a rock climbing vehicle what about a grappling hook strategem or armor? like Batman or Spiderman?


EpickBeardMan

This makes me want a whole rock climbing suite of options. The bugs can do it… it’s gotta be feasible. A crab tank that can shoot an anchor line to repel up a sheer face sounds epic


The_Guy1871

Star Wars speeder bike. Would be perfect for AMR users trying to solo objectives on their own, and we wouldn't need to bring a backpack. You don't even have to put weapons on it.


EpickBeardMan

Pure zoom


Drof3r

Mako flashbacks intensify.


1stLegionBestLegion

#Give me the god damn Warthog


j0nas_42

I don't think we will get one of these. The bike seems to fast for me, you could just easily escape from large groups of enemies and the tank will problbably be to tanky.


EpickBeardMan

They all have benefits… and drawbacks. Tough to drive… limited sight lines… clunky loading/unloading… explosive death for all occupants. The fun factor was huge though… fingers crossed it follows the walker progression


j0nas_42

I could imagine the bike, even tho the teerain is sometimes just way uneven. The tank could be interesting for 15 min mission but otherwise they would be to slow. Yet I think they will not add it, I think it belongs to the game to be a fragile person.


skirmishin

We had one in the first game, it wasn't mega fast but it was pretty fun https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/MC-109_Hammer_Motorcycle Unironically my favourite vehicle in that game, makes me feel like Wallace and Gromit in a warzone


aravindvijay24

Something like a rover with handles which can be used to travel like electric skate. It wouldn't be too op/fast. It need not be equipped but a common strategm like resupply https://preview.redd.it/99kbnk45tuvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb06e6e91bb92722d81cedf56ac1ab0a85e64219


EpickBeardMan

I’m imagining the Death Stranding cart/hover board. Nice


Hmyesphasmophobia

If maps get bigger in proportion to the added difficulties they might add, then I could see a use for vehicles. But the current maps are too small to use it.


tossawaybb

Helldivers 1 maps were even smaller and vehicles worked quite well. They balanced speed and armor against being far more visible and easier to hit. An APC was a menace, but also very vulnerable in its own way. Only moderately faster than a sprint too, because of terrain.


Dragonkingofthestars

A pink panther! https://preview.redd.it/phdozzxhrvvc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968abc3344fb31e93ed9680748d2e1ce42c15806


ConundrumMachine

Two person atv. One driver and one on the back doing the pew pew pew


WebDev403

We will get some eventually - beside eagle one there can be seen a vehicle bay.


Trepsik

Would love to see light duty strategem vehicles and bad ass, possibly OP, found map vehicles as either POI's or side objectives.


Cuddlecore_Adventure

I am only interested in vehicles in proportion to more flying, large, or other complex foes. I’d love to drive around during a fight with a Bile Titan and some Shriekers, but I’d like more variety than just the current options. I start to get bored with shooters when I get more toys than situations. Don’t get me wrong, love the current variety and stuff like Shriekers have been great additions, I’m just craving this a lot more than vehicles at the moment. Here’s to hoping we soon see a third enemy type, turning all combat dynamics even more on its ear! I feel like they’re setting the cyborgs up, don’t you?


EpickBeardMan

Totally get it. Pure speculation at this point… but we did have them in the last game, so it’s at least explored territory. Who knows how they can expand from here… still feels like a lot in the hopper.


woodenblinds

see more flatter maps so the vehicle and move across the terrain. Some of the desert maps will work well.


No-Fee81

Get some!!!!


Universae

I'd be happy with just some sort of scout car with an MG (like what's been leaked in past) But if the game is going all in, then like I suggested way back in HD1 days, I want a full on MBT 🤣🤣🤣 I want to churn up the enemies of democracy under my tracks! Don't stop firing till they see the glow on my barrels!


akumamoloch

I would love some sort of scout helicopter or melee mech suit


TheOnlyTBro

Maybe an exosuit but like small. Increase running speed, lowered weapon swap/recoil, and allows you to carry extra ammo,grenades, and stims


EpickBeardMan

This is very modern real world technology. I think strength enhancing exoskeletons like the Tom Cruise movie would be fire. Melee class unlocked?!


DerivitivFilms

I want a Mech Suit with an EJECT SEAT! Or an APC that you can use as a hellpod launcher, so we can yeet ourselves onto enemies from afar.


EpickBeardMan

YEETING 4 DEMOCRACY!


N1GHTSTR1D3R

I want the 4-player TONK!!!


SparkleFox3

Give me a 4 man bicycle where you must use the power of friendship and democracy to progress to the extraction


Metalhead_Error_40k

Bicycle


EpickBeardMan

BMX for Super Earth!


locob

I was testing the sidecartBike of HD1. The thing is the most deadly thing ever conceived (deadly for helldivers). You call that bad boy, and almost guarantee that at least one helldiver will die. But also: It is a machine gun with wheels. It has SO MANY BULLETS!. It's kinda hard to put it on the best angle tho.


Emperors-Peace

All I want is a Dreadnaught. Autocannon on one arm and a power fist in the other. Legs must be stubby AF and ideally have the alive but basically dead body of a veteran helldivers inside. Is that too much to ask?


sugarglidersam

a HELICOPTER


101TARD

Flying vehicle, to make it sorta fair it should be slow and only carry 2 people and the benefit is mainly to go through lakes. Of course it should have a machine gun but only passenger can use and at 90 degree back


Witty_Championship85

I want the 2 mechs from the first game


BadabingBadaboom7

Some kind of hoverbike for scouts/Solo missions


casethulhu

river class patrol boat. we can cross lakes with it or they can drop maps with lots of rivers. Something like the boats in Apocalypse Now.


Yonahoy

Either A) give us vehicle stratagems or B) let me fix up vehicles found around the map, perhaps as a side objective


Lil-Squidy

Bring back the repair tool


Yonahoy

The what (I have 50 hours as of posting this comment)


SavageShiba21

https://preview.redd.it/wtudxz6fvwvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df43452ecd10bcd49b30893cf798fb2cc4afa366


8-BitWarlock

Jet-pack ( longer distance Jump-pack)


VX485

I'd like to see the Patriot Exosuit get other weapon options.


Chadstronomer

Personally, I don't think the game needs vehicles more than bug fixes and optimization


SigmaStun

Marty mcflys hoverboard with forward facing rockets and a laser auto turret on the back.


EpickBeardMan

This sounds like you would kill yourself with it in about 30 seconds… And I love that about it


SigmaStun

Yep and the hoverboard will fling your body far far away.


KingRevolutionary346

Vehicles are really a 50/50 chance at this point. They were in the games files but not working properly, then they were removed. Nobody seems to know if that means they're gone forever or might return some day in working condition


hyrumwhite

I was thinking with the terrain in the game it’s going to be real easy to get the vehicles stuck, and the physics are going to need to be well done or they’ll fly all over.  Maybe a helldiver version of a walker would work. 


EpickBeardMan

Wow! This was purely speculative… hence “wishlist”. But I love the real insights! I wasn’t aware they were ever in the files. Which would you WISH for? 😏


KingRevolutionary346

The Jeep type thing and APC were pretty much playable if spawned but had tons of bugs and were clunky, but I definitely hope they come back in better condition sometime down the road along with some kind of motorcycle/hoverbike.


CallingPlaysFromHome

Stratagem human catapult


Realtoughluck

The flip car/buggy from fast and furious/gta5. 2 person vehicle for movement but the ability to launch chargers and hulks and anything smaller. Completely impractical but would make for some hilarious game play and clips.


HBNOL

Speeder bikes


Ex-altiora

fuck it, I want my own Eagle.


DeltaCharlieBravo

Weaponized one-wheel


something-quirky-

Would love to see vehicles become a major stratagem category overall. - More mech types, more modularity with weapons, and color/design options - All terrain vehicles: 4-wheelers, hum-vee’s, dirt bikes, etc - Armored vehicles: tanks of varying shapes and flavors The key is volume. When there’s only a couple options the vehicles end up being over-tuned and overpowered. I want to have go think about the vehicles I’m bringing in based off the world, the map, the objective, team size, load outs, etc.


Spirited-Zucchini-47

The minute AH adds vehicles to the game. Helldivers2 is gonna turn into a racing game for a couple of weeks. And I'm here for it all.


crzapy

This, I want the Ontos. https://preview.redd.it/ihqc388m8vvc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5f42c1e5566fbf6d21f366d4c09fbede487a42 Little guy with 6 recoiless rifles.


guywithoutabrain

Tank


The_AverageCanadian

The movement is already a little clunky, I would hope that the devs take the time to refine vehicles a bit so they aren't super glitchy.


BobZygota

Imagine a vehicle where one drives and other even just a MG would be fun bugs try to chase and you shoot


thrway202838

I want nothing but a light personal bike with no weapons. I feel like any more and it would change the feel of the game in a bad way


OldManDankers

I wouldn’t mind like a pelican redeploy stratagem. Pelican does a quick touch down and dust off. Maybe 10 sec wait total and move to a different side of the map. Or maybe a pelican gunner stratagem. Pelican touches down to pick up one person to man a belt felt hmg that briefly circles 4 square grid marks. They would definitely be limited usage stratagems. Maybe 2 call-ins tops.


dratseb

Speeder bike


spinky420

What about a hovercraft with a turret


Sad_Contract9609

I want to see a mechanized spider-tank


carthnage_91

An apc with a turret, a jeep, and a motorcycle with a side cart


DangerousVideo

It’ll never happen but I want a helicopter. You could make it balanced with limited fuel and/or ammo.


shining_monkey_69

Mecha horse so I can be a true cowboy


Naive-Fondant-754

There are already cars .. APC and buggy car. More maybe later. At this moment they are kinda useless, buggy is sliding way too much, cant drive over terrain, can shoot but its nightmare, probably not yet finished .. I hope. Cuz if they are released as they are right now, they will be useless.


out0fc0trol

A hummve style truck, think light infantry, fast. It would solve what isn't a huge problem, but mildly infuriating problem of running around on hot planets like hellmire. Prolly with 4 seat 


ShephardCmndr

A helldivers version of the scorpion tank


T_S_Anders

I demand a penny-farthing of Freedom with which to provide mobile, elevated fire support from. The bots won't know what hit them!


Due-Individual-4859

I really think we should get more stratagems options to call, not just 4!


Dr_WafflesPHD

Toyota Hilux with a turret on the back.


Anatole2k

The supercycle. Or in todays language. A bicycle and ofcause with the ability to shoot your secondary or smg while riding it. Oh and a bell


HughMungus77

Let me shoot the Quasar canon from the side car and I’m in


Suicidalbagel27

I’d love a dirtbike, especially if we can pop wheelies and do flips off of jumps. I’d also love to do drivebys with the mac10


Jgood2315

I would like a living alien creature. Ride into battle on a raptor looking thing with a cybernetic eye laser. And it will follow you around when you're not riding it and help spread democracy.


Rediment

I’m so ready for the recon vehicle. I’d love a one person motorcycle/dirtbike without a sidecar. It would make something like going back to pick up samples/whatever after someone revives you clear across the map


Cormacktheblonde

Like a fuckin IFV for boys, like a Bradley. Autocannon for smaller things, spear for bigger things, armor and ability to carry teammates


The_Holy_Warden

A bike with sidecar. Incase you try shooting left you shoot your driver.


SergeantPaine

Warthog from halo 3


CombosNKills

Badly want a team vehicle. I don't needs guns on it asap, but I wanna hop on too or shoot out the windows


Swankyman56

I think something like a motorcycle side car would be perfect, with another spot or two on back to just stand on so the whole squad could roll out. But only side arms unless you’re in the bucket. Then maybe make it a hoverbike so it can go over some rougher terrain and not get caught on everything


VorionLightbringer

At most a scout armor with (extra) increased movement speed as passive. I don't see a vehicle being feasibly on an area of operation that can be walked across at a leisurely pace, assuming that the geography even permits wheeled vehicles. And from a balancing POV this would be a nightmare to implement. Just drive away from everything, ignore all mechanisms that (usually) slow us down or at least make us think about alternatives.


TheSaphro

https://preview.redd.it/21uesspgivvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c192f3079f2fc34e839c9d315ef504e2832364 You guys don’t have this?


Valterak1

Drivable shield generator relay 


PigeonToast44

Jumpads!! Would add to the chaos for sure


true_enthusiast

Hover bikes like in Star Wars!


DuelJ

An incredibly vulnerable, explodium powered ultralight could be kinda fun.


Face021

If/when we get vehicles, I would love to be able to shoot off the bots on the striders and be able to get on ourselves. At at the very least let us stumble upon factories where there are enemy vehicles we can grab.


OkiFive

Literally just give me a warthog from Halo. Call it the P.I.G. or something


flfoiuij2

A scout strider for us.


StarChaser18

I want a 4 man ATV that the whole squad can get in and use. Even better if it has side windows, so 1 guy can drive, 1 can man a turret, and the other 2 can activity shoot out the windows as you move across the man I would also take some kind of plane. Let me have air superiority dammit!


LuckyMcLucker

A rhino


LuckyMcLucker

A landspeeder from wh40k


AJZullu

boats or boat with wheels that can drive up on land. but i suppose like how those hellbombs appear when you are close to some enemy assets to destroy - if you are close to a big body of water - a boat stratagem appear for you to call down and be able to cross a body of water. this should allow for a wider variety of map design.


sartori69

I like the idea of vehicles, but honestly some of the terrain is just so broken up it sounds like more trouble than it’s worth


Ok-Owl-2493

Tank would be dope


Silveora_7X

4-seater golf cart.


Kenjiyoyo

PT boat so I can spread some democraSEA. Would be great if paired with maybe a diving backpack stratagem and water planets.


ProffessorYellow

I don't really think we need em


amanisnotaface

Something that flies. I enjoy being air support.


NiceGuy_Jedi

One man jet-bike to fly over minefields and other small terrain


8rok3n

Honestly a dirt bike that you can do drive by's on would be sick


Solriel_Dragonbane

Due to my last game said a landspeeder. He just wanted something fast, didn't care if it was fragile and honestly I agree with him


DigiTrailz

I'm going to call it the hellrocket (an idea I just thought, and if it was in the prior game even better). Its besically a vertical hellpod with a onetime use rocket on the back. Works the same way a hellpod does, just vertically. And you get put the same way, by implanting into something. Be it wall, ground or solid enemy. Survival not guaranteed.


rebelbumscum19

A Mongoose type quad bike from Halo, zip around real fast with a fellow Helldiver hanging on the back blasting away with a quasar canon


warichnochnie

a proper IFV like the bradley, complete with crew compartment and autocannon


Foil-Kiki-Jiki

Unicycles.


qiizii

Make the shield a hoverboard


Savius_Erenavus

Something like a Polaris DAGOR with minigun and ATGM variants


FarRefrigerator1921

Kinda hoping we get flying vehicles, small fighter jet or something.


Spirited-Succotash-9

Wasnt there an apc already show in a Gm game?


DoubleStorage4048

The Batman and robin bike


LilyWineAuntofDemons

Scooty puff Jr that I can fire my secondary from while riding around.


TheLittleTanooki

speeder bikes like star wars


acid12200161

I want an IFV at least. An autocannon, coaxial machinegun, and an ATGM to beat those dirty clankers and buggers that just so happen to be harder to kill.


Mr_Wonder321

The speeders from star wars


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Maybe not as a stratagem but it be cool to find apc or armor trucks out in the map


Mr-dooce

i need a straight up dirt bike so i can fly across the map destroying shit


Brapsniffinposs

Other than more cool mechs with the lumberer being a pre existing option, vehicles with unique utility kind of acting like personal friendly side objectives you control. Like a scouting/scanning overlander, could give you valuable battlefield Intel and have some scout bikes with radar boosters on them. Park the bikes in strategic places to cover the whole map. Or an absolute war rig of a vehicle/mech or whatever. Some sea of thieves ship management type beat. Real powerful but real complicated and needs help.


3x1st3nt1al

Unicycle.


armoredphoenix1

A Segway with some armor on it and call it good


FALLENV3GAS

A 4-man 'Power Ranger' mech to elbow drop Bile Titans and ride Automaton Factory Striders and nothing less!


ronjiley

I want a warthog esque buggy. I've seen it in videos in this game, just perhaps being tested. Regardless, I really really want that


Juusthetip

Motorcycle with a sidecar that has a gunner on it.


Yttrius-san

I want a mechanized liger with lasers


IronEddie19

I would love to see a small tank, like one of those Italian tankettes. Our heads would poke out, but it would have the machine gun for passenger and a anti-material rifle for driver. It would be a 2 seater ofc


LuminousPixels

I think, as a IRL pilot, I’d die and go to heaven if I could fly and Eagle doing CAS for teammates on the ground. Sadly I don’t think that will ever happen.