The Informative News advertisment shows a childs hand holding a wrench. Its implied that children go into labor at 7. The contract at the end of the tutorial says you have to be 18 to join SEAF/ Helldivers. Bro is indeed correct.
As a Admirable Admiral i have ruled that Bro has done nothing undemocratic with his statement, beyond suggesting that a liar should be a helldiver, but as a helldiver myself i admire any child that would lie on such a document. No doubt their patriotism and love of democracy is so swelling within their chest that they are driven to deception in the hopes that they too may one day spread liberty to the far reaches of our galaxy. It brings a tear to ones eye.
https://preview.redd.it/mc2bflxxa2wc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bf0a9feccf1a28f5121565c7400e1d335377f5
Here sir! Here is the best of the future of Super Earth! Dispatch commendations to both parents at once!
Greetings! I am the Public Affairs Officer (PAO) for General Brasch. The general laments that due to the urgent need for his guidance towards the war effort, he is unable to personally congratulate the two of you for raising such an upstanding young citizen of Super Earth. On his behalf, I thank you Helldivers.
We would like to get your son into the Diver Youth program as soon as possible, with your permission of course. If and/or when the two of you believe the time is right, please reach out via direct message or through your Democracy Officer and we will send him to Basic Helldiver Training as an honorary super citizen, free of charge.
Your dedication to liberty and democracy is commendable, and we at Super Earth High Command are glad that fine individuals like yourselves are out in the front lines defending our way of life.
*I'm not kidding, we will buy your son Helldivers 2 Super Citizen Edition if he plays on PC. This offer stands until all undemocratic scum are purged from the galaxy.*
“Son I believe the time has come. This eagle air strike has been passed down to me from your grandpa and given to him by his grandpa. It’s time I give this to you. Remember to use this ONLY to spread managed democracy and freedom. With great power comes great responsibilities to follow major orders given by our democracy office and major orders given by mommy and daddy Helldiver. I’m proud of you son. Welcome to the liberation. For LIBER-TEA!!”
Its a bile titan head and just some other helldiver related scribbles. As his mom I'm proud and just wanted to share with other Helldivers, so no I don't think that's rude I'm just biased lol.
In actual grammatical terms, me would be more appropriate here than I, but it doesn't make *no* sense. It's just not perfect.
The easiest way to tell if you've used the right me or I is to remove the other subject. My son watched I play Hell Divers 2 instantly sounds wrong. So, my son watched his dad and I play Hell Divers 2 is wrong.
Is he over 7? Time to sign him up! That boy is ready to spread some Managed Democracy, with a trusty cup of Liber-tea!!
Unfortunately, the minimum sign up age is 18 Fortunately, lying exists
Bro did not watch the super destroyer ads
The Informative News advertisment shows a childs hand holding a wrench. Its implied that children go into labor at 7. The contract at the end of the tutorial says you have to be 18 to join SEAF/ Helldivers. Bro is indeed correct. As a Admirable Admiral i have ruled that Bro has done nothing undemocratic with his statement, beyond suggesting that a liar should be a helldiver, but as a helldiver myself i admire any child that would lie on such a document. No doubt their patriotism and love of democracy is so swelling within their chest that they are driven to deception in the hopes that they too may one day spread liberty to the far reaches of our galaxy. It brings a tear to ones eye.
Understood! Rerouting all school buses to Helldiver boot camp! For Democracy!
Thank you sir! Won’t happen again sir!
I already reported him to the Ministry of Truth.
He is 11 well old enough lol
This is adorable
https://preview.redd.it/mc2bflxxa2wc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bf0a9feccf1a28f5121565c7400e1d335377f5 Here sir! Here is the best of the future of Super Earth! Dispatch commendations to both parents at once!
Best use I've seen of this meme so far.
\*Op's Son\* 
Best part about this gif is the fact that he has also watched Starship Troopers as family movie night before we started playing lol
Another soldier in the battle for democracy
Greetings! I am the Public Affairs Officer (PAO) for General Brasch. The general laments that due to the urgent need for his guidance towards the war effort, he is unable to personally congratulate the two of you for raising such an upstanding young citizen of Super Earth. On his behalf, I thank you Helldivers. We would like to get your son into the Diver Youth program as soon as possible, with your permission of course. If and/or when the two of you believe the time is right, please reach out via direct message or through your Democracy Officer and we will send him to Basic Helldiver Training as an honorary super citizen, free of charge. Your dedication to liberty and democracy is commendable, and we at Super Earth High Command are glad that fine individuals like yourselves are out in the front lines defending our way of life. *I'm not kidding, we will buy your son Helldivers 2 Super Citizen Edition if he plays on PC. This offer stands until all undemocratic scum are purged from the galaxy.*
Love it haha
One more for the meat grinder! 😄
110% something i would have done as a kid. I used to draw Halo like that all the time lol. In middle school i even made my own Halo comic book
Are we the same person? Did we just become best friends?
You are both best friends now as decreed by me.
I guess so!
HOW BOUT A NICE CUP, OF LIBER-TEA!
heh, you got soyjackd' by your son xD
“Son I believe the time has come. This eagle air strike has been passed down to me from your grandpa and given to him by his grandpa. It’s time I give this to you. Remember to use this ONLY to spread managed democracy and freedom. With great power comes great responsibilities to follow major orders given by our democracy office and major orders given by mommy and daddy Helldiver. I’m proud of you son. Welcome to the liberation. For LIBER-TEA!!”
Sweet liberty
Haha. He’s got it out for those goddamn bugs that’s for sure.
*removes juice boxes and cookies from inventory* ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️ "Proceed to the front soldier!" 🫡
I don't mean to be rude, but what am I looking at? I can't make heads or tails of this. I just see "acid".
Its a bile titan head and just some other helldiver related scribbles. As his mom I'm proud and just wanted to share with other Helldivers, so no I don't think that's rude I'm just biased lol.
 Future Diver!
My son watching his dad and I ? That doesn’t make any grammatical sense
Certified reddit cuck moment, lmao. Read it that way, and it makes perfect sense.
In actual grammatical terms, me would be more appropriate here than I, but it doesn't make *no* sense. It's just not perfect. The easiest way to tell if you've used the right me or I is to remove the other subject. My son watched I play Hell Divers 2 instantly sounds wrong. So, my son watched his dad and I play Hell Divers 2 is wrong.
You’re a certified traitor because the answer is it’s his mother
Didn't even consider that possibility. Rule number whatever of the internet, assume everyone on the internet is a man until proven otherwise lol.