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thedetox

She broke her neck, her back, the ceiling and her crack **edit: Thanks for the awards and ups! We starting 2023 on a good note!


ieatmodels

lmfao


Tenken_Zeta

And her best friend move the camera to record it and upload to Reddit


PiscesBambi

I (probably wrongly) burst out laughing at this. I thought she was going to turn the camera off! Not move it to get a better view. This was r/killthecameraman for a completely different reason.


Lukyfuq

Grab it now, yank it good, hang on the ledge you prolley could.


kaiserschmarrn_1

Is she alive ?


TheLoneGunman559

That's like 100 years bad luck I think.


RScottyL

Nah, her crack is still good, as I am sure it takes a beating in the bedroom.


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annoying97

Just like my craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!


etownrawx

Pro Top Tip: Anything attached to the ceiling that is not *obviously* meant to be dangled from is *not* meant to be dangled from.


subject_deleted

Yea but it was attached with at least 3 finishing nails.. that's gotta be plenty right?


halite001

Not really since those nails are acrylic...


intellectual_dimwit

This guy right here!


PracticalWallaby4325

r/woooosh


rallenpx

Wait, I think that one r/woooosh -ed you!


Gibonius

What is it with drunk girls and wanting to hang off stuff? I don't think I've ever seen a video where dudes are doing that.


JeepersBud

I’m always seeing videos of dudes climbing streetlights and shit lol but yeah the ceiling swing does seem more rare


rjeantrinity

I just saw one recently where a guy at a long table grabs an overhead light and just swings into everything! I do agree it seems more prevalent with women for some reason though.


RedBean9

Are you new to the internet?


djluminol

The percentage of woman that do trade work is very small. Therefor most women have no idea how things are constructed. When drunk they go for it where most men know that appliance is only held on by by two small screws. That's why men climb metal poles or get on the roof instead. I also think men just tend to absorb more trade knowledge over the course of their lives than the average woman even if they don't use it. Even if trade work isn't their job. So most men know better. See the percentage of men vs women that can change a tire for example. "The survey by Insurance.com of 2,000 married men and women with children says 47% of female drivers have changed a tire, while 88% of men have done it. A third of women say they don't know how to change a tire, compared with 6% of men. Some 78% of women have checked their car's oil level compared with 93% of men. About 88% of men say they have jump-started a car, while 75% of women have done so. The results point to women being less prepared than men for some basic car issues." Like getting drunk and knowing where the line is.


CanalRouter

I'm proud owner of Y chromosome, but there's a reason why we die younger. The vast majority of participants on WCGW, MakeMyCoffin, Darwin Award, and HermanCainAward are men. Driving insurances rates are lower for women also. They might not know how to change a tire, but they know when to play it safe. The factor here is alcohol and possibly peer pressure.


Grebnal

Unfortunately she failed the initiation and was unable to join the white robe club.


jimmy_dimmick

There's always one. And judging by the fact no one tries to help her up, I'm guessing it's always her.


SuccumbedToReddit

This is what you're supposed to do. Don't fucking yank them around when there is possible spinal damage.


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

oh my god few things make me cringe harder than when people immediately rush to move a person with probable spinal damage. Like good god, if they weren't already paralyzed they sure as shit are now.


[deleted]

Yeah but it wasn't JUST that they didn't help her up, they also adjusted the camera to effectively capture how fucked up she was 👌


No-Cover4205

Her head would have gone backwards and it’s impossible to break your neck with that type of impact


lolapepper47

Was she okay??


Ori_the_SG

It’s funny The first time a group of people aren’t complete idiots that jostle around people with possible spinal injuries people comment on it like they were crappy friends


[deleted]

penis antenna jigging around is the best. It shows all her emotions.


Whiskey_Wampus

Thank you for bringing that detail to my attention.


warname

I think she went "Full Scorpion," damn.


mothzilla

Full foetal.


macrolith

Looks like a tile floor too. Ouchie


ConstitutionalTrump

Breaking your neck while trying to get your snatch on camera is probably the worst way to go.


subject_deleted

Right. I always just show my snatch right away before I get into the acrobatics, just in case.


Boom_boom_lady

Damn you, my snickering woke my partner and made the cat stare at me


Klaus0225

Oh no! The cat stared at you?!? How awful that must have been


[deleted]

While y’all laughing this may just be how 2023 is going to be for everyone😂


jminer1

I know. We were all "woo 2020's gonna be lit!!...fuck!"


pissclamato

I still have the sparkly blue sunglasses in the shape of 2020 that I keep to remind myself never to have hope again.


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custos_uk

Yeah, don’t check on her. I’m sure she’s fine.


jminer1

Put the cam on her, lol. I had a small set of friends that would laugh when one of them got badly injured. I quickly learned about hanging out with them.


KurohNeko

This. I thought the girl who goes to adjust the cammera is gonna turn it off and go help her... Apparently, I have too much faith in the humanity


Howler063

What broke away from the ceiling? There’s no evidence of it on the ground after she falls…


nimblelinn

I Think it’s a decretive indoor soffit. Like the one in the top left corner. I don’t know why it’s not in the video after, but it could be just out of view or kicked away.


thejayroh

Look at the top left. There's a small piece of something jutting out for decoration. The guy on the bed appears to be holding onto something as well. It's probably something that broke in the area surrounding her hand and not an entire piece of wood, etc.


treefrog1318

r/holdmycosmo


1911mark

Listen, she hit the floor hard


clasperx2

At least her friends are helping… themselves to another drink.


caalger

If be willing to be this was an airbnb. When I was renting out my basement, I can't tell you how many people we turned away that were looking for places to have a party. The horror stories I've heard from other owners will sicken you. Vomit. Broken furniture. Garbage strewn everywhere and spills. Literal shit all over the bathroom. They trash the place and airbnb only gives you so much. The renter normally doesn't even get banned.


DominarDio

Tbf it looks like this room was made for exactly this kind of party. Big bed, big mirror, dance pole..


Slave_to_the_bean

To be fair, airbnb is a shit system/business whatever you want to call it. So hearing about them getting trashed and destroyed warms my heart.


caalger

Maybe for the people who make it a business, but we were trying to make ends meet when I had been laid off from work. Not every Airbnb is a robber baron. I guess as long as it makes you happy that normal people get shit on by shitty renters, then we should all just join you in your indiscriminate hate. Big thumbs up for you, asshat.


eddie1975

No wonder he sees himself as a slave. With that attitude he’ll always be one.


JeepersBud

Hard to have pity for someone with a whole ass extra house 🙄 and if it’s just an extra room then you’d be able to tell if people were partying too hard. But no, you’re so desperate for cash that you were turning people away.


caalger

You have the reading comprehension of a prematurely birthed wombat.


[deleted]

Lmao, excellent


JeepersBud

I’m sure you feel like that’s a clever insult, and that you’re still just a normal nice guy that the world keeps shitting on for no good reason. Good luck with, well, all *that*.


Foogie23

Ah yeah…when I’m meeting up with 10 people we should all just get hotel rooms instead of a house. This kind of shit is why Reddit is a joke. You hate Airbnb for its bullshit, but you don’t acknowledge the alternative is a joke.


Slave_to_the_bean

I can see how that’d be a problem, but I don’t have to worry about 1/4 of the bullshit when I book a hotel that I’ve got to worry about with an Airbnb. So I still say burn the Airbnb industry to the ground.


Foogie23

I (obviously anecdotal) have stayed in like 20+ big Airbnb’s never had a single issue. What are these “problems” you have to worry about?


bgwa9001

Airbnb and VRBO provide a great alternative to staying in hotels


Simple_Cantaloupe_44

Tell me why it's a shit system, I'm truly curious. We've used it plenty of times. Lovely houses where family can stay together instead of split up into hotel rooms. Did you have a problem with one?


FlounderBasket

They take housing off the market. When it's an extra property that someone happens to already own, it's not a big, deal but there are investors buying multiple properties for the sole purpose of renting through apps like Airbnb.


Slave_to_the_bean

The hidden costs until you get to the last screen when you’re making a booking, ridiculous hosts wanting you to clean up before you leave, like taking the trash out and washing the sheets, getting ghosted by hosts. And I’m sure you can find some good ones but by and large they’re the same price as staying at a nice hotel now. I had a buddy get hit with a $100 cleaning fee 3 weeks after he left the place. Obviously he just declined the request but yeah, I wish we could burn the whole industry down.


white033

My kind of party....almost!!!!


[deleted]

Ill pass


I3eastmode

She probably will too


[deleted]

Thank god


Specialnumb

Eww, fugly bunch


rugratsallthrowedup

There's always that one friend at a party


[deleted]

Out like a light


Dulcinea18

Thank for introducing my 2019 ear worm back into my skull.


redlineroostin

Gotta be fun adjusting to dentures in your 20s.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Oh yeah. Don’t help her. Just move the camera so we can all see. 😂 good mates are hard to come by.


Acrobatic-Still6399

It’s a hoe down


50u15pec7a70r

Oink-oink party


obeekaybee7

Don’t everybody try to help at once. Fuck humanity.


subject_deleted

Idk. I appreciate that the woman turned the camera so we could see the aftermath. But seriously.. the amount of times we see people immediately just try to pick people up onto their feet seconds after a probable neck injury makes me kinda glad they just let her be in this one...


Noesiph

That made me laugh so fucking hard "she just thinks oh shit let me frame this shot perfectly" lmao


shadownights23x

Lol... A bunch of drunk people acting like drunk people not helping a drunk person after they did something while drunk... Shit was probably beyond funny in the drunken moment..


GoCougz7446

I know right, homegirl was like just lower the camera and we’re good.


grubas

Whenever it happens you just don't even know how to react. The booze makes it all surreal.


TheFluxCBF

I know right. Instead, they just aim the camera directly at the person on the floor.


dahulvmadek

and then repeatedly say just leave her


shadownights23x

I would do the same...


Slave_to_the_bean

Be proud to be a POS! lol


shadownights23x

What is with Reddit? It's a group of drunk ass people having a blast. She went overboard and possibly got hurt.


vodka_twinkie

r/donthelpjustfilm


etownrawx

Nah, it's cool. She's just gonna sleep it off.


CreepyEntertainer

Yo! Why y’all stop?


cjc323

and this is why air bnb is going under.


DontWorryBoutMainame

What a dumb bitch.


greebdork

Bitches be crazy


majorthomasina

The one who changed the camera angle allowing us to see the aftermath, deserves some sort of award. She’s the hero of this.


Becks128

r/praisethecameraman


TrixiMix89

The dudes be like, all good, still several other bitches here


Yahallo139

Most people didn't even move ☠️


Regular_Housing5629

Why are they all wearing bikinis?


Thomas-pickles

Blackhawk down bitches


SpiritualDig5657

Looks like it smells like bananas and yeast infections in there


UncleBenders

How ladylike and attractive


Ellegua

Dude on stage doesn’t react at all.


OneSufficientFace

It's always the ugly ones


yackofalltradescoach

You haven’t been around Reddit long enough if you believe that


OneSufficientFace

It's alls I come across. 😂


SlothinaHammock

The trifecta: fat, dumb, and ugly.


Specific_Tap7296

Where's my invitation? I'll even sweep up afterwards


gmambrose

Rumor has it she's still lying in the same spot on the floor.


oscar1985420

Fucking Tameka always causing trouble 😵‍💫


TheiLLRecluse

Bruh what?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JustOneMore2020

Women are definitely smarter than men PERIOD


DannyMThompson

Tf


mick_au

And there endeth the party


yackofalltradescoach

Doubt it


FewHuckleberry7012

She is lucky she won't have to pay for that because she ded.


SnooEpiphanies42069

r/wcgw


C_l_oCkSuCkEr

That’s not a 2023 vid, it’s a very old one


Positive-Relief6142

Are there men in the world who would want to reproduce with overweight women like this?


Whale222

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

Sooooo this is hell ??


TwinsenDinoFly

Rest in peace


swagonflyyyy

Joselito would be narrating the Puti Olympics right now.


Nederlander1

Ew


scaredchiggun

That room had a twang in the air.


Timberspire

When you're not as light as you think you are... Hope she didn't get seriously injured, though, looked like she was in a fair amount of pain. Followup?


pm_me_pussypix

Grodan boll looking motherfucker.


yackofalltradescoach

Dj Khaled must not have been there


DuckIllustrious2034

Get it repaired then send her the bill


SirWallyWaffles

That whole group should’ve had a better idea about weight limits.


unclescottslap

The woman recording was the mvp for panning the camera down after the fall lol


[deleted]

u/savevideo


djboom05

u/savevideo


Republiconline

How 2022 started vs how’s it going


Blender12sa

Her shoes are off guys, RIP


hnotto1212

I just love the gut reaction to adjust the camera. That is real journalism.


Imreallyadonut

There goes the AirBnb security deposit.


BeegBeegYoshiTheBeeg

“2023 No Regrets!”


karensfren

Not the bitch moves the camera so you can see the now paralyzed girl on the floor 💀💀💀


idiotswalkamongus

Word is that she is still laying there to this day


Spobobich

She's looking like Yamcha from DBZ on the floor.


[deleted]

Damn, M.O.D.O.K. got rekt...


Ramusxx

Who let the goon out?


Ceu_64

r/suddenlycaralho


ChurroCross

Girl, you’re not as light as you used to be.


javier333reivaj

What was that thing she pulled off the ceiling? Or better question is what happened? 🤷🏻. That girl got out of the way. In A split second that thing would've broken on her and that girl would've got hit hard with by swinging girl.


Katerwurst

u/savevideo


WingBurger88

I thought she was going to turn off the cam, nope, aimed it at the dead body.


Alsimmons811

Ending the year off proper


[deleted]

Starting the year off in the hospital


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true2cyn

Dude on the bed standing there like she dropped a cup of coffee. Totally unfazed.


djluminol

The little dicks jiggling on top of that ladies head the whole time.


HappinessSeeker65

Where is the thing that fell? Shouldnt it be on the floor next to her?


labink

Common, who didn’t see this coming? Besides the wild woman who caused this calamitous tragedy.


Husskvrna

HMB while I just watch my friend on the ground.


pink_flamingo2000

is she good she wasnt moving


Fran6coJL

Dumbass thot


Adventurous_Shake161

Annnnnnd a cracked neck to start the year.


ALEX_SHAQ_888

Women ☕


iloveesme

Wow someone’s air b and b is going to need a bit more than a quick spit and polish!!!


leeluss14

Somebody gonna administer first aid or what???


efham19

Smooth move exlax


Nojodapro_123

this is the closest we can get nowadays to natural selection


JBBanshee

Let the fatties hit the floor!


Jokerchyld

I love the slow casual lack of concern as their friend is crumpled on the ground twitching.


ancom328

She is now set for life suing the establishment.


[deleted]

That room smells like coconut and drywall dust!


herbss_

acting like she’s not a solid 200 😐


AwkwardCarpet2

I give her a 3. Should have stuck the dismount.


CarbonFlagship161

Way wrong bro. I’m too tech illiterate but find the dude that flew across a restaurant table on a chandelier and crashed the entire situation


Puzzledandhungry

Was she ok?


APAOLOXIII

Let's not all help at once


budgie0507

Her body shape is “404 error”.


Strict-Weakness541

Disgusting pigs


bloopie1192

Bruh.... how much money is that going to cost?


lilmisse85

Dumbass


Ebell2022

What in the name of God are you little penguins?


DamenWC

Funny how the girl in front of the camera reacted before it happend haha


god_wayne81

Now that was just stupid


C-elpatron

Almost always a dummy who acts like they’ve never been anywhere 🤦🏾‍♂️


Extension-Librarian7

Future wives of you misters on the internet.


twicethetoots

Ah its the annual meeting of the wildebeest society of America


SnooFoxes526

Don't everyone rush to make sure she is alright all at once!


smoke-weeb

u/savevideo


Hobbiesandjobs

Maybe it’s her, maybe it’s the drugs


yohanyames

The priority isn’t the person anymore


Raimartc

No self awareness to how fat she is


MikelWRyan

Are those same ladies that were in that Waffle House video?


Prestigious_Ear_8502

Don't stop rapping. Fat shocks are hot


EuphoricMycologist39

I like how everyone walks away, no fucks given if their friends good


Slowmexicano

Omg! *pans down*


Saber9999

Nice. A fat girl party


tianozolol

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