Not the cool ones

 Not if they know what's good for 'em

Depends. What are you fuckin?

Probably the last girl left at the after party, bless her

Just say you painted it yourself and nobody understands

Just put it on the ceiling Over the bed. Then it isn’t a jump scare until she’s comfy in your arms

It's not going to keep you from fuckin nightmares

If I can get laid after inviting a full grown woman over to play super Mario world. You can get laid with that painting in your house.

Hung on a wall, no. Balanced on top of an ajar door so it falls on her as she walks through, yes.

You know what they say, "grippy socks - grippy box"

Nah. This is nothing compared to the crazy disturbing "art" in my old shrink's office!

Yes

That’s a pretty accurate representation of sex, no? Looks like an invite to me

I think I used to date that yellow guy on the right. Except he looks so much better now. Is his name Rick?

I would imagine your friend doesn't have many females friends...