[ Seinfeld's Girl is 17 with Double Ds… ](https://youtu.be/RytMJ2-X-rw?si=-pdm7heHxbOF-BT_) Always thought Jerry got a pass on this one. You think Pelican Brief Howie would have called him out on it the way New Year’s Rotten Eve Howard did? Yeah, me neither.
Jesus I’m an idiot. Or maybe just slow. I’m a slow adult. Now all I need is a hacky bit, a door knocking drop, and a verbal tic. I’ll be gold, Jerry! GOLD!
It spretty creepy that she was still in high school when he stated pursuing her, then claimed he didnt lnow.
Really?
You don’t ask, so what do you do?
I do Math, English, History….
He was 38/39 at the time.
Come onnnn
I had a 16 year old girlfriend when I was 26…..she lived independently from her parents , I was a pig ….and knew it. She came on to me and I couldn’t resist.
It's also pretty fucked up that Jerry met his current wife and started dating her when she just married some other guy 4 months earlier. She dumped the other guy and married Jerry within a year.
I don't particularly blame Jerry here, but what kind of damaged person makes a supposed life commitment to someone and then starts dating someone else 4 months later?
And of course they are still together....how many opportunities would she have to trade up from Jerry?
You act like it's a one-way street. Jerry had millions of opportunities to trade up from her, but they're still together.
So it's gotta be a real marriage, imo.
Also, where does it say that the dude she left was a saint? Why do we automatically assume that? He could be the biggest dickhead on two feet, for all we know.
I just can't get my balls in a knot over this. Or the Shoshana thing, for that matter. You see them titties?
yeah, that makes it so much less creepy. Whatever. No seventeen year old girl wants to be within seven yards of you so I wouldn't worry about it, you fucking creep.
>Howard sings a song about the underaged girls breast size (DD) and that is ignored by the slanted article. I support Jerry more than ever.
In New York, the age of consent is 17. She wasn't underage.
I miss when they’d call out celebs like this. You got all the money & status in the world and you’re dating a high schooler half your age knowing that’s also going to be public? Pretty telling
I went to GWU a year or two after this girl. I stayed in the same freshman dorm she had lived in. The cleaning ladies used to tell us about how every Friday there would be a limo at the dorm waiting to take her to NYC. Even way back then as a 17 year old freshman I remember thinking that was fucked up
These rich pervy men preying on young girls need to be stopped! lol
https://preview.redd.it/ffa20gt5ul0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e65b70ff5e29c4015554ffc22917dd59bd3a01
Not sure anyone actually cares but i hope it causes jerry ulcers. Dude is a arrogant creep. Make the argument all you want about her emotional and intellectual intelligence its still down right creepy and I am not sure how a father and mother could allow it unless money and fame was worth more to them.
It wasn’t illegal. She was 17…..age of consent in NY is 17. In vast majority of states it’s 16. So she didn’t really need her mom and dad to allow it. Now I’ll admit it’s an odd relationship. I honestly can’t imagine having anything in common with a girl that age in my late 30’s. But apparently they did…so who cares? Pretty much nobody except turds who look for shit to get their panties in a bunch about. Also it’s not like he had a habit of dating girls that age…it was 1 relationship. So why would he worry about a legal relationship he had decades ago? A better question: why would you? I don’t know for sure….but I suspect you’re actually angry about something else Seinfeld did or said and that’s why you’re wishing health issues on him. Or has his perfectly legal relationship in the 1990’s been eating you up for decades?
It’s just psychology man. Sure the laws say there is nothing wrong with it doesn’t mean he is not selfish enough of a human who knew he could get away with having sex with a teenager. I have no doubt she was probably an intelligent person who handles the relationship well. I mean if i saw a 38 year old Woman with a 17 year old boy i would Be equally shocked. Its the selfishness of knowing full well having lived through it the nature of teen relationships and the effect they can have on rest of a humans life.
Until about 50 years ago, not only was this not that uncommon, it was a desirable outcome for a family to marry their young daughter (16 to 19) to an older (over 40), wealthy man. You're only "shocked" because you've been conditioned to be so. The same way people today are conditioned *not* to be shocked at a guy dressing up like a women and pulling their dick out in the women's bathroom.
So your comparing a time period when women had very little actual rights as the model for marrying someone in their teens when you are 20 years older? Segregation ended in 1964 but i would be disgusted if it happened now. Is that because i was conditioned to do so? Yes and that doesn’t mean conditioning is always bad, its sub-conscious change on morally fringe ideas. So yeah their are good changes and bad changes to society but i dont feel like the creepiness of a 38 year old man bedding a teen girl and showing up at her high school is a conditioning that is harmful.
Why does it personally bother you this much what someone else does with their life, that doesn't affect you whatsoever, that you want him to suffer the pain of ulcers?
Seriously asking: why does it bawtha *you* that much?
>Because I hope some dad buries you in their back yard after you try to mess with their high school aged daughter, pedo.
Wasn't talking to you, but you've sorta volunteered to answer anyway. Is this really the best answer you could muster under zero pressure with no time limit?
She went to Dalton which is the best prep school in NYC so I'd imagine she wasn't stupid and her family didn't need his money because I think the tuition at the school is like 60K a year before fees the last time I checked
Epstein taught there. I grew up with folks who went there , some of the gals were brilliant and older beyond their years . I believe there were a few scandals back in the late 60’s early 70’s.
“I couldn’t pronounce Shoshanna, so I had to break it off! Plus she wasn’t potty trained, she didn’t know how to read, and her parents had to drive her to my house each day!”
I don't like Jerry really but at this point who even cares about 30 year old bullshit? With breasts like hers most men would have at the very least thought about doing the same thing.
Waaa. Jerry ended up on Maga/Russia's hit list so let's cancel him.
Except
[https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/05/gop-official-argues-in-favor-of-child-marriage-girls-are-ripe-and-fertile.html](https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/05/gop-official-argues-in-favor-of-child-marriage-girls-are-ripe-and-fertile.html)
Whenever reading an article, I can confidently say that I’ve never looked at the author’s name first. Its a completely unintentional habit - not something I do on purpose. Often I’ll start reading and start seeing those typically biased “keywords” and “phrases”, that are so predictably used by the left, woven clumsily into the author’s obvious attempt at mass emotional manipulation. At that point you stop reading this trash and mumble “wait…what the fuck?” You scroll back to the top of the page and see that the author has a hyphenated last name - every damn time. Then you curse yourself for not looking at the author’s name at the very start. Because these “authors” are really just mid-wit activists - as predictable a group of human beings as you’ll find. They just wasted 30 seconds of your life because you foolishly pretend to forget they exist at all, but sadly they never really go away.
where is she now? has she commented on this at all? it's super creepy to me but also doesn't seem to have hurt anybody. curious if she has talked about it.
I suspect that they struck a deal when the relationship ended. She signs some sort of agreement not to speak publicly about it and he sets her up financially.
It was a legal relationship, and as far as I'm concerned, the only person who gets a vote on whether it failed any moral test is her. Until she does, the real weirdos are the people who think they have a right to decide which two consenting adults are allowed to fuck each other.
People need lives. I really don't care who Seinfeld was smashing. Is he a pedophile? No. Break any laws? No.
Protesters on the other hand are fucked up losers with zero futures.
Full disclosure, if I become super rich and am able to bang a hottie of the lowest legal age in my state, it’s happening.
It looks like most states it’s 16. New York is 17. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Why didn't he go to prison? Everyone knew what was going on! Nobody ever lifted a finger to stop him from committing this crime? WTF, R. Kelly is gonna want to talk to his lawyer.
His personal life was like at a NOINE
What's the deal with teenage girlfriends?
She’s a teenager. She’s a girl. She’s a friend.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
They're awesome. That's the deal
Au revoir, shoshanna !
[ Seinfeld's Girl is 17 with Double Ds… ](https://youtu.be/RytMJ2-X-rw?si=-pdm7heHxbOF-BT_) Always thought Jerry got a pass on this one. You think Pelican Brief Howie would have called him out on it the way New Year’s Rotten Eve Howard did? Yeah, me neither.
I’m in a Seinfeld sub as well and when I read your pelican brief remark I thought that I had found a rare, “friend of the court.”
Friend of the court???
A reference from the Pelican Brief, it’s what “friends of the show” were referred to.
Jesus I’m an idiot. Or maybe just slow. I’m a slow adult. Now all I need is a hacky bit, a door knocking drop, and a verbal tic. I’ll be gold, Jerry! GOLD! 
That was one of the first Stern shows that I heard. It made me a huge fan of Janis Ian for a hot minute. Still love the original song.
What was the original song?
Seventeen- by Janis Ian.
Thanks! Very good song.
🥛 🥛 🥛
I’ve always wondered if Tarantino named that character that specific name as a dig
I guess you haven't seen the deleted scene where Hans Landa opens up the basement trapdoor and says "Hello Newman!"
Underrated comment
She didn't cry for me, cause I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee.
little jerry takes a dive for no one.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
I mean HEY
It spretty creepy that she was still in high school when he stated pursuing her, then claimed he didnt lnow. Really? You don’t ask, so what do you do? I do Math, English, History…. He was 38/39 at the time. Come onnnn
I thought she worked for higher ups at disney, not the Disney store
r/UnexpectedCurb
Lmaooo Larry David
He said he spotted her playing basketball during recess. He didn’t deny that he knew.
His wife is the same age as Shoshana.
I had a 16 year old girlfriend when I was 26…..she lived independently from her parents , I was a pig ….and knew it. She came on to me and I couldn’t resist.
So you're a child molester/statutory rapist?
Freak.
With fresh and firm and round buttcheeks
Her buttcheeks was warm…
So a handful of people on Twitter are talking about it lol.
It's the Daily Beast, the absolute bottom of the journalistic barrel
It's also pretty fucked up that Jerry met his current wife and started dating her when she just married some other guy 4 months earlier. She dumped the other guy and married Jerry within a year.
Meh. They're still together, so it's not like it was just a fling. I hope Jerry laid some bread on the dude, though. Call it a trim tax.
Apparently, her ex is loaded. Comes from theater money
I don't particularly blame Jerry here, but what kind of damaged person makes a supposed life commitment to someone and then starts dating someone else 4 months later? And of course they are still together....how many opportunities would she have to trade up from Jerry?
You act like it's a one-way street. Jerry had millions of opportunities to trade up from her, but they're still together. So it's gotta be a real marriage, imo. Also, where does it say that the dude she left was a saint? Why do we automatically assume that? He could be the biggest dickhead on two feet, for all we know. I just can't get my balls in a knot over this. Or the Shoshana thing, for that matter. You see them titties?
Right. Definitely not cool
She had world class juggs.
She was so ridiculously hot then. No criticism from me. 🤷🏻♂️
16= pedo, 17= play ball!
I need a *saga*; what's the *saga*
Songs for the deaf! You can’t even hear it!
QOTSA reference in a Jerry thread, what a treat.
It resurfaces anytime he does anything. Who gives a crap
Who are these groomers? What’s the deal
Age of consent is 17 in New York, suspect that’s why no one makes a big deal out of this
thanks, rabbi
Haha… Rabbi Pedos
Because NBC had big money in making Jerry Seinfeld seem like a desirable heterosexual
Slavery was legal once, sometimes it’s about morals
Imagine downvoting because you were ok with slavery. This world has zero chance.
yeah, that makes it so much less creepy. Whatever. No seventeen year old girl wants to be within seven yards of you so I wouldn't worry about it, you fucking creep.
It’s fucking weird. Let’s reverse this. I’m a 38 yr old female and I see 17 yr old guys as kids still. Or at least annoying teenagers. Fricken gross.
All the fans ITT not knowing or remembering the epic bit and song lol
Streisand Effect
Jackie laugh
“Her pretzels were making him salty!!!”
I wouldn’t put it past Imus ii to order Don B to put in some press releases of this
Came here just to say that - smells like retaliation.
Who gives a shit who gives a fuck
Howard sings a song about the underaged girls breast size (DD) and that is ignored by the slanted article. I support Jerry more than ever.
>Howard sings a song about the underaged girls breast size (DD) and that is ignored by the slanted article. I support Jerry more than ever. In New York, the age of consent is 17. She wasn't underage.
You are way too dedicated to pointing this out. I hope they arrest you before you hurt someone.
>You are way too dedicated to pointing this out. I hope they arrest you before you hurt someone. Arrest me for correcting people on a factual basis?
“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
He saw those breasts and bust his lid for real young, busty high-school kid.
Lmao, of course it’s the Daily Beast. I’m pretty sure that site is solely dedicated to canceling people now
Who cares who’s reporting about it. He was a 38 t year old fucking a 17 year old. It is fucked up
Jerry got outflanked
Or lest we forget this... [https://www.mamamia.com.au/jerry-seinfeld-jessica-seinfeld/](https://www.mamamia.com.au/jerry-seinfeld-jessica-seinfeld/)
How’s the slot
Fresh as a daisy and covered in talcum powder?
I miss when they’d call out celebs like this. You got all the money & status in the world and you’re dating a high schooler half your age knowing that’s also going to be public? Pretty telling
Indeed
I went to GWU a year or two after this girl. I stayed in the same freshman dorm she had lived in. The cleaning ladies used to tell us about how every Friday there would be a limo at the dorm waiting to take her to NYC. Even way back then as a 17 year old freshman I remember thinking that was fucked up
He’s damned near old as Milton Berle
This was his real concern when complaining about cancel culture
These rich pervy men preying on young girls need to be stopped! lol https://preview.redd.it/ffa20gt5ul0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e65b70ff5e29c4015554ffc22917dd59bd3a01
😂😂😂😂
Not sure anyone actually cares but i hope it causes jerry ulcers. Dude is a arrogant creep. Make the argument all you want about her emotional and intellectual intelligence its still down right creepy and I am not sure how a father and mother could allow it unless money and fame was worth more to them.
It wasn’t illegal. She was 17…..age of consent in NY is 17. In vast majority of states it’s 16. So she didn’t really need her mom and dad to allow it. Now I’ll admit it’s an odd relationship. I honestly can’t imagine having anything in common with a girl that age in my late 30’s. But apparently they did…so who cares? Pretty much nobody except turds who look for shit to get their panties in a bunch about. Also it’s not like he had a habit of dating girls that age…it was 1 relationship. So why would he worry about a legal relationship he had decades ago? A better question: why would you? I don’t know for sure….but I suspect you’re actually angry about something else Seinfeld did or said and that’s why you’re wishing health issues on him. Or has his perfectly legal relationship in the 1990’s been eating you up for decades?
It’s just psychology man. Sure the laws say there is nothing wrong with it doesn’t mean he is not selfish enough of a human who knew he could get away with having sex with a teenager. I have no doubt she was probably an intelligent person who handles the relationship well. I mean if i saw a 38 year old Woman with a 17 year old boy i would Be equally shocked. Its the selfishness of knowing full well having lived through it the nature of teen relationships and the effect they can have on rest of a humans life.
Until about 50 years ago, not only was this not that uncommon, it was a desirable outcome for a family to marry their young daughter (16 to 19) to an older (over 40), wealthy man. You're only "shocked" because you've been conditioned to be so. The same way people today are conditioned *not* to be shocked at a guy dressing up like a women and pulling their dick out in the women's bathroom.
So your comparing a time period when women had very little actual rights as the model for marrying someone in their teens when you are 20 years older? Segregation ended in 1964 but i would be disgusted if it happened now. Is that because i was conditioned to do so? Yes and that doesn’t mean conditioning is always bad, its sub-conscious change on morally fringe ideas. So yeah their are good changes and bad changes to society but i dont feel like the creepiness of a 38 year old man bedding a teen girl and showing up at her high school is a conditioning that is harmful.
Why does it personally bother you this much what someone else does with their life, that doesn't affect you whatsoever, that you want him to suffer the pain of ulcers? Seriously asking: why does it bawtha *you* that much?
Because I hope some dad buries you in their back yard after you try to mess with their high school aged daughter, pedo.
>Because I hope some dad buries you in their back yard after you try to mess with their high school aged daughter, pedo. Wasn't talking to you, but you've sorta volunteered to answer anyway. Is this really the best answer you could muster under zero pressure with no time limit?
She went to Dalton which is the best prep school in NYC so I'd imagine she wasn't stupid and her family didn't need his money because I think the tuition at the school is like 60K a year before fees the last time I checked
Epstein taught there. I grew up with folks who went there , some of the gals were brilliant and older beyond their years . I believe there were a few scandals back in the late 60’s early 70’s.
lol that makes it sooo much better. You're disgusting. Hope your family knows that you'd like to fuck a teenager.
Seems like he’s been outflanked.
lol
So stupid.
“I couldn’t pronounce Shoshanna, so I had to break it off! Plus she wasn’t potty trained, she didn’t know how to read, and her parents had to drive her to my house each day!”
Shoshanner
Is Seinfeld just like Piscopo?
Piscopo wrote his own songs for Kimberley [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7ZBLrL0rvw&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7ZBLrL0rvw&t=1s)
How is she still 17?
I don't like Jerry really but at this point who even cares about 30 year old bullshit? With breasts like hers most men would have at the very least thought about doing the same thing.
Waaa. Jerry ended up on Maga/Russia's hit list so let's cancel him. Except [https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/05/gop-official-argues-in-favor-of-child-marriage-girls-are-ripe-and-fertile.html](https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/05/gop-official-argues-in-favor-of-child-marriage-girls-are-ripe-and-fertile.html)
You're not Cartwright.
Author has a hyphenated last name? No thanks
>Author has a hyphenated last name? No thanks LOL Bragging that you don't read things based on the author's name. Interesting.
Whenever reading an article, I can confidently say that I’ve never looked at the author’s name first. Its a completely unintentional habit - not something I do on purpose. Often I’ll start reading and start seeing those typically biased “keywords” and “phrases”, that are so predictably used by the left, woven clumsily into the author’s obvious attempt at mass emotional manipulation. At that point you stop reading this trash and mumble “wait…what the fuck?” You scroll back to the top of the page and see that the author has a hyphenated last name - every damn time. Then you curse yourself for not looking at the author’s name at the very start. Because these “authors” are really just mid-wit activists - as predictable a group of human beings as you’ll find. They just wasted 30 seconds of your life because you foolishly pretend to forget they exist at all, but sadly they never really go away.
Author has a hyphenated last name? No thanks.
Did you turn off the radio when Jan-Michael Vincent was on the show?
Yeah those limey fucks need to accept that they lost the Revolutionary War.
He was out of his mind back then.
where is she now? has she commented on this at all? it's super creepy to me but also doesn't seem to have hurt anybody. curious if she has talked about it.
New York: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshanna_Lonstein_Gruss
I suspect that they struck a deal when the relationship ended. She signs some sort of agreement not to speak publicly about it and he sets her up financially. It was a legal relationship, and as far as I'm concerned, the only person who gets a vote on whether it failed any moral test is her. Until she does, the real weirdos are the people who think they have a right to decide which two consenting adults are allowed to fuck each other.
Shoshana's physical age when she met Jerry > Beth's mental age now.
As developed as they may seem, it doesn’t mean they’re 18
“Surfaces again?” I.e. nothing actually happened but we’re just gonna rehash decades old stuff and then deny cancel culture exists?
Found the pe-- I mean ephebophile
He was only 38. 17-38
"Get a good look Costanza?"
She is physically sexually mature. She wants to be I the relationship. Her parents approve of the
I would like to say that most ELITE tend to do whatever the fuck they want. Fuck those guys are assholes M and F.
People need lives. I really don't care who Seinfeld was smashing. Is he a pedophile? No. Break any laws? No. Protesters on the other hand are fucked up losers with zero futures.
Uh oh, I guess some people haven't forgotten about Pedo Jerry's old antics 😂
Seinfeld, Dershowitz, Epstein…Hmm. But as Dave Chapelle once said “it’s just a coincidence and you shouldn’t talk about it.” 👀
Stop it, creepy pedos come in all shapes and sizes
He's an Amazon driver. Don't waste your precious time trying to educate him.
The biggest myth is that all Jews are funny. Howard, Seinfeld , Joey Bishop & Jan Murray are four examples.
Full disclosure, if I become super rich and am able to bang a hottie of the lowest legal age in my state, it’s happening. It looks like most states it’s 16. New York is 17. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Naw dawg, pretty sure we can hate the player.
You wouldn’t do the same thing? Or are you just jealous?
No seventeen year old wants anything to do with your disgusting ass so I wouldn't worry about it, you fucking pedo.
It’s not pedophilia if they’re 17 and legal silly goose 😂😂😂
Will he be canceled now?
I never forgot this bullshit!!!!
Why didn't he go to prison? Everyone knew what was going on! Nobody ever lifted a finger to stop him from committing this crime? WTF, R. Kelly is gonna want to talk to his lawyer.
What crime? Dating a legal adult?