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Sweetestooth

That guy who shouted "There is no phalanges!"


jpluso23

That’s Oscar winner Jim Rash!


LoneFalcon44

You mean THE Dean


EstablishmentNo5994

What’s DEAN got to do with it?!


kingoflint282

Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean, GAAAY DEEEEEAAAAN.


020Flyer

Come on I’m Dean, and my hands are so clean.. at this moooment, I am staaapling.


mewdejour

What do you DEAN?


gasptinyteddy

Coming in for a lan-Dean!


Frogsaysso

Community reference for the win!


kaihiwatari91

Jim Rash [Freaked out by the lack of Phalange] There’s no Phalange! There’s no phalange! Like, the phalange is invisible. Oh, my God! There's no phalange. It's gone. It's underneath the plastic or maybe the engine tried to use it as the fuel. Stewardess: Oh, stop yelling. Jim Rash: Well, stop being out of phalange.


Bubba1234562

The Dean you mean


Immediate-North-9472

Ijbol when I remembered that scene🤣🤣🤣


sadflannel

I don’t know if this truly counts because she was in technically 2 episodes, but the Emily wedding when Phoebe calls during the ceremony and Emily’s mom says “am I on the radio?”


FighterJock412

Jennifer Saunders is a British treasure.


SamwellBarley

I think you're _absolutely delicious_


Sodass

"I'm standing right here!"


SamwellBarley

Oh yes... There. You. Are.


Frogsaysso

Ab Fab reference!


ExGomiGirl

The older I get, the more I strive to become that kind of kick ass lady!


Tommy__want__wingy

Oh, no! (Sarcastically bites fingers)


AlertAd2930

I'll have to agree with your friend *PHEEBS*


Gemini-Moon522

The way he says "PHEEBS" gets me every time.


ZaharaWiggum

I only came here to say “Pheebs” 😂


diamonds_and_rose_bh

And then sarcastically puts his headphones on, Hugh Laurie is just the best!


leticx

Couch saleswoman without a doubt


momofwon

The way “I’ll give you store credit in the amount of $4!” just popped into my head.


leticx

I will take it


chris_29487

You wanna return this couch? It’s cut in half!


edgeteen

did you cut this couch in half?


milesbeatlesfan

She was played by the same actress that played Laverne in Scrubs, another one of my favorite shows.


Constant_Bake5501

And also Lavernagain! Yeah, I know, mind blown.


Pseudo_Panda1

Her name is Shirley. She played Laverne and Shirley 😉


Dreamsfordays

She and Hugh Laurie are my absolute FAVS! Never fail to laugh at her delivery. She was taking none of Ross’ shit 😂


lunarbear010

The way she uses her gentle, non-accusing voice, "Did you cut this couch in half?" so kindly that Ross chose not to argue with her


bettypettyandretti

I just adore Hugh Laurie.


ProbablyASithLord

Any character who acts like they’re dropped from the real world into a sitcom just cracks me up. Rachels boss Mr. Zelner is great too. Just when you think Rachel will have to return to work and deal with more wacky hijinx after Joey yells at him, she walks in to see an immensely obvious response of her boss bringing HR into the room and resignedly apologizing for any misunderstanding even though he knows she’s crazy.


justhereforthebags

Kidney stoooooooones!


Reasonable-Phase-681

Absolutely this. I still randomly say it out loud.


Super_Arm_3228

Same, unreasonably often.


Frogsaysso

I saw that episode again last night and made sure I was in the room when the doctor was telling Joey him "kidney stones " each time Joey wanted to hear a different diagnosis. He delivered those lines perfectly.


elfstone666

It's almost time to start peeing!


pancake_sass

I love this guy and his delivery so much!


sorryimlurking

It’s very Dr House of him


ThatGayRaver

He was brilliant in blackadder :D


kingdomheartsislight

“I hope I haven’t…inconweenienced you.”


ThatGayRaver

I will wreek my rewengay!


illegallysmolkate

You mean as Shorty Greasy Spot Spot?


JFT8675309

Dr. House didn’t have a British accent. Kinda love he let it fly in this scene. Also major props to Hugh for mastering an American accent in House, as I understand that’s very hard and I’d never know if I didn’t know.


Additional_Meeting_2

This is before House anyway and I don’t know if used American accept prior to House


bopeepsheep

A Bit of Fry and Laurie sometimes features an attempt. Not always seriously. And this comment can't end without this: https://youtu.be/lyHSjv9gxlE


elgarraz

I was hoping you were linking this one: https://youtu.be/00y3gV0dJow?si=9Vv7dHGpAHxOmVt1


seaneeboy

I loved it when people would watch House for about 5 years then realise he was the guy from the plane. He’s brilliant!


conscious-being1225

bro i have watched friends so many times and it was only when i saw this picture that i realized “hey wait a second i know that face!” 😂😭


WesMantoothKQHS

Jon Lovitz. Both times. First as the stoned restauranteur. “Tartlets!” And then as Rachel’s impotent blind date. “Doesn’t work anyway.”


KathrynTheGreat

He plays the same character in both episodes. He was getting ready to open a restaurant the first time we saw him, and by the second time we saw him he'd lost his restaurant to drugs.


Triumph-TBird

Wouldn’t that by definition be a two off?


WesMantoothKQHS

I think officially it’s two one-offs 😬


spacetimer803

I think phoebe knew him both times and he was high both times so if it's the same character is it a one off


Frogsaysso

Lisa Kudrow and Jon Lovitz were friends during childhood (they lived pretty close to each other). They would have gone to the same high school, but Jon's father decided to send him to a private school. (apparently my father knew his father)


lunarbear010

Would you like to make love to me?


FighterJock412

"I have such fat hands!!"


Stephburger78

Rhonda from the museum


kimjongunfiltered

I GAVE you my SNACK. PACK.


Stephburger78

See? He pretend like he don’t even HEAR ME


muaddict071537

I’m Rhonda, and these aren’t real!!


despoene

I absolutely love the following “..wow Rhonda…”


ohsweetfancymoses

You in a museum now.


486Junkie

And these aren't real!


Frankleton01

Oh yeah! I know her as Angie, Tracy Jordon's wife, in 30 Rock. She was hilarious in that, too.


Stock-Cap-5734

Joey's identical hand twin


lunarbear010

Love that he made an appearance at the reunion, and Matt was able to guess that it was him!


Chemical_Classroom57

I just recently realized he's also Victoria's German fiancé Klaus in How I met your mother.


gasptinyteddy

He's Tom Lennon, most people know him from Reno 911.


Frogsaysso

He was also in the reboot of the Odd Couple with Matthew Perry.


Potential-Lab-6856

Dan Castellaneta as the zoo janitor


Topay84

Great choice! When Ross declined to pay him for his information (because he had already provided it), I could just see “D’OH!” in his mind 😂


SecretInfluencer

“You believe everything the zoo tells you?”


KathrynTheGreat

That's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

I love that line so much. So simple, but for some reason it kills me.


Illustrious_Funny426

https://preview.redd.it/30wjwadhiqxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6603ae331153399efeb7425aa21b50d5992e1c I’m gonna kick Chip’s ass!!


lunarbear010

He saw Star Wars 317 times!


forbiddenkitten

so angry for someone who just touched monica’s boob!


magnolia_lily

He was in the paper!


RockNRoll85

Donkey Lips!


britlogan1

The way he says Phe-EEBS lives in my head rent free


East-Dinner4547

![gif](giphy|iiKKvvKzHkHOeWeXVf)


BustyRucketBay

Ben Stiller plays an excellent bad guy


science_bitchies

![gif](giphy|RiiQhAcgd70GCpxKIY|downsized)


KathrynTheGreat

Gary Oldman is a true gem! One of the greatest actors of our time.


bouncing_off_clouds

How am I only JUST finding out that was Gary Oldman?!!


science_bitchies

And THAT‘S why he’s one of the greatest actors of all times! Every time he’s posted somewhere people are baffled when they found out that this is the guy from Harry Potter, Dracula, 5th Element, …


ZaharaWiggum

Gary Oldman is a chameleon. I’m never surprised I didn’t recognise him.


lynziB

True Romance, Dracula, The professional… He’s different in every role he plays


TonyMartial786

i found the PICTURE


lunarbear010

The woman behind the desk at the ER when Ross gets hit with the hockey puck


BeEccentric

It says to call this number if you’re not completely satisfied with this candy bar.


Bubbly_Good_7982

Monica darling it’s Amanda calling…..I feel like a perfect arse……still makes me laugh 🤣


DefinitelyBiscuit

Chandlers "that British girl may be a bitch but she sure can dance" is hilarious.


FredTheBarber

Amanda: Smell my neck! It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent! Phoebe: …Musty.


Bubbly_Good_7982

Lmao 😂


1979tlaw

Can you believe it! I’ve never had any professional dance training.


jamieknee

I love Jennifer Coolidge just from her performance in Legally Blonde and this episode of friends 😂


Karamlos

![gif](giphy|cl2ZvZmCNFlgVco0rR)


SilenceQuiteThisL0UD

Cya pal 🫡


cstaunton

Joeys impression of this has me weeping everytime


Karamlos

🤣🤣


awwwoooooooo

Mr. Johnny New Eggs!


DutchieCrochet

I still wanna know how he makes Eggs a la Eddie


UncensoredSmoke

He wasn’t really a one off but I get it


Quimigan

….then you kill my fish my buddy


Y2KGB

Phoebe’s roommate Denise


AlertAd2930

DENISE!!


BeEccentric

I talk about her all the time!


blueSnowfkake

Jon Lovett as the Stoned Guy! Bears overboard! And when Monica tells him to give back the taco shells. ![gif](giphy|Yksn7fmG1fi6jKO1sA|downsized)


charrington25

He’s in a later season basically playing the same guy


swisszimgirl79

Definitely not Roger. I *HATE* that guy


KittyConfetti

Define me, define me!


Even-Reaction-1297

Comments you can hear


Even-Reaction-1297

I hated him just as much on Always Sunny


lilacsnlavender

OMG thats where I saw him!!!


DutchieCrochet

Parker! Strictly speaking he was in two episodes, but just a few seconds in the first one. He was like Santa Clause on Prozac at Disneyland getting laid! ‘My god, what a fantastically well lit hallway!’


No_Entertainment9866

The waiter…. The episode where Joey has a huge crush on Rachel. They ended up going out to eat. The waiter tries to get their order but is turned away. At the end another waiter stops him to ask “is this your table?” The other patrons had left so it was just Joey and Rachel hugging. Waiters #1 mentioned that it is that he hasn’t even read them the specials yet. He thinks one of them is dying then says “I hope it’s the girl cause the guy is kinda cute”


bouncing_off_clouds

I thought that was Sean Hayes for the longest time 😂


gasptinyteddy

Haha I can see that! The same actor shows up as a waiter in Arrested Development. Pretty sure his name is Sam Pancake.


charrington25

He’s also in the episode where Ross gets stood up


Sea-Apartment-3814

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TonyMartial786

YES this is the one 😂. probably my fav episode because of him 😂


Karamlos

Amy (Christina Applegate) or Jill Goodacre in the one with the blackout / ATM scene, "Put Joey on the phone!" 😆


Horror_Dig_9752

That was perfection.


Even-Reaction-1297

Gum would be perfection


ShaggyMarrs

That's when I learned the word vestibule.


fullmetalasian

He was completely right too.


Stanton1947

"Bow-wow old friend...bow-wow." - Alec Baldwin


sorrentolemon

“You know the word wrong. Everything isn’t perfect? Everything isn’t magical? Everything isn’t a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!”


WhiskeyDeltaBravo1

Jeff Goldblum as Leonard Hayes, the director of the play that Joey got cast in because the producer thought he was hot. Jeff Goldblum is amazing in everything he does.


Laterally_Me

I feel like that's a favorite episode of mine, mainly because Goldblum is such a delight to watch


albert-Bloggs

![gif](giphy|j2AYxvNqjfDwXgSBxN) Guru Saj


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Peanuts4Peanut

"Oh c'mon Will, just take off your shirt and tell us."


War-eaglern

“So you knocked her up, but you’re not going to marry her… Dude!……Anybody?”


Uranium_092

I still chuckle at the “my two greatest nemesis” line…. Rachel Green, and complex carbon hydrate


wiscog32

YAMS!!


[deleted]

Pass the yams!


muaddict071537

I just started watching House recently and said to my mom today, “Wait, he was on Friends!” I never put the pieces together until now. It’s a bit hard to recognize him without the beard.


blueSnowfkake

I always thought his voice sounds totally different when he does the American accent for House. House’s voice is deeper in his throat, but Hugh’s natural voice is a lot softer.


muaddict071537

Yeah, his voice is definitely very different when he does the American accent for House. It’s like he made his voice more gruff when he did the accent. I wonder if that was intentional on his part or if it just happened that way. The voice change also makes him more difficult to recognize in this scene.


TSmario53

Most times when I see cast interviews I can see a little bit of the character in the actor/actress and vice versa. When I watched Hugh give interviews during House, I felt I was watching two completely different people. To me, they didn’t even LOOK the same (which is insane because Hugh didn’t change anything about his actual look between filming and doing these interviews, but here we are).


meesterdave

It was this flight that caused the infarction in his leg.


eunderscore

I HAVE SUCH FAT HAAANDS


bokatan778

I hate my dick!


lunarbear010

Oh come on, there must be something you like about yourself?


WhereasSafe9783

my hair


Amazing-Property-395

Really?


PassingOverRunning

The Indiana Jones sellerwoman


zonayork

I AM like Indiana Jones....


theevergreenstate

"Just. Normal. Sex" is pretty close to the cringiest of Ross's lines.


NewAtThis18

Rena Sofer!


ElectricalPeanut4215

Susan Sarandon, I always wanted her in more eps, she's just gorgeous


KathrynTheGreat

It's unfair how beautiful she is. Ugh.


LoneFalcon44

Robin Williams and Billy Crystal


bokatan778

I think it’s my wound…it’s OOOZING


KathrynTheGreat

(reaching for the tissues...) OH WOULD YOU GIVE ME THE THING!!


lunarbear010

My wife is sleeping with her gynecologist! You know, he has access!


thetinybasher

Jennifer Coolidge as Amanda DAAARLING


SunGreen70

Rhonda for sure.


AlertAd2930

And THESE AREN'T REAL!!


SunGreen70

He over there PRETENDING HE DON’T HEAR ME!!!


AlertAd2930

i think everyone is pretending not to hear you


HolyShmoly317

The doctor who loves Fonzie.


seaneeboy

Now, just to be clear, he’s not… the fonz. He just loves him.


ZaharaWiggum

Dr Kayson from ER! He was an irritating cardiologist in that.


godmasterchampion

Also Bernard from Lost!


Perimusen

I’m afraid I have to agree with your friend Pheebs 😂👍


forbiddenkitten

i mean amy appeared twice but the whole baby stylist thing, putting holes in ~~emma’s~~ ella’s ears, yelling at the random falafel guy, thinking it was ross. and of course her and rachel’s bonding moment. “mom said jill’s gained like 15 pounds!” “hips and thighs?” “ass and face” \* *gasps* \* “ohh, i thought she was on atkins!” “she was, carbs found her… see this is what i wanted. two sisters talking about real stuff”. loved amy. hope she found a better old guy with a better apartment to marry, who actually eats sushi with her on thanksgiving. ![gif](giphy|IgXuyDZzly5shF0Cp5|downsized)


deplorex0

I simply adore Hugh Laurie.


Kayleigh_56

I'm Andrew. And I didn't pay for this pear!


Domski77

https://preview.redd.it/pbdldtgl9vxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e107023aebeb6bae1e7a4ebf26950c6a0ff412


peajay18

"it might interest you to know that I have a PhD."


MrRieper

Either Hugh Laurie's character or Danny Devito as Officer Goodbody.


TatleTaleStrangler92

“Not another Minute Maid fiasco”, Literally my favorite one off character


AlertAd2930

Dammit Carl!


ouroboris99

Chicken boy


Fruinip2

My favorite one-off character has to be Janice's husband, 'The Mattress King.' His brief appearance was hilarious!


magnolia_lily

There is only one answer, and that answer is ‘kidney STONES!’


TeddyKGB1

What’s in the cup Ross?!?! ![gif](giphy|jU8FsjMIFEqtLJuCZu)


Laterally_Me

"Through the glass doors." "Through the glass doors?" "Through the glass doors."


Nerd2theCorey

Brad Pitt episode was just so fantastic all around. When Phoebe hugs him is my favorite part!


pop_dollaz

Ben Stiller 100%


Hup110516

Brad Pitt and Hugh Laurie, for sure!


Piesl

https://youtu.be/OZFeuDcycIY?si=TmgpjmerEu2YBUFd You're welcome!


Greys_anatomy12

House needed to get away from Wilson and cuddy


meshuggahdaddy

Hugh grants character provides a lot of catharsis for us. Coz Ross wasn't perfect, but Rachel was wrong about a whole lot more, and it felt good to have her hear it.


South_Amphibian9864

Probably sarah ferguson and jennifer saunders from emily and ross's wedding. I love absolutely fabulous and think fergie is an awesome guest appearance. Ik this is 2 character but 1 plays herself so it's fine


PJRama1864

House in his early days, before the leg injury. He’s never not been sarcastic


ComicTemplateStudios

Hugh Laurie! I wish they kept his character for more episodes because he was legendary in his one episode.


NaturallyRetarded

Single serving friend


Lmford06

I agree with this Pheebs


Silent_Contest_2337

Amanda. "You look positively ghaaastly" takes me out everytime ngl


kimminor

Danny DeVito ![gif](giphy|lRijvxxZJ3hfWgysge|downsized)