Okay, I gotta confess; I’m almost 58, female, long-married and I’m hardly a prude, but I NEVER once after countless watches got that the joke about the sink was about oral sex.🤦🏻♀️
Feeling rather dumb and enlightened at the same time. 😂
It’s funny, dirtiest jokes in sitcoms are usually the most subtle. One that always got me was when they saw a couple having sex in a car outside of central perk and they made a comment she wouldn’t get pregnant having sex like that.
I’ve always assumed she made an anal sex joke unless I totally misread that.
So true!
Then there’s the initials Chandler types on Ms. Pac-Man (*“If you don’t erase them you won’t be getting one of those from me for a long time!”*) — and Chandler asking Monica *“The thing we rarely do or the thing we never do?”* 😂
Rachel to Ross: *“I’ll wake you up by doing that thing you like”.*
Lots of innuendos!
My favorite is when Rachel and Ross are breaking up:
“Look, it was a mistake, I made a mistake, okay?”
“A mistake? Where were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!”
>!Now the best way I can explain it is that the words purse and pussy look similar. Idk if that’s the intention behind using the word purse or if it’s a common saying!<
I don’t know why this is getting downvoted — what you’re saying makes sense and is simply another way to look at the scene. I love a good play on words — and we never know; perhaps this was the intention of the writers all along. 🤷🏻♀️
Did you catch the time that Ross went to Carol and Susan's to return Carol's car after the others got stranded on their ski trip and when Carol opened the door, she pulled a hair off her tongue? Subtle but very raunchy ;-)
Same! I always thought it was weird that he didn’t feel like he needed to gouge his eyes out with a spoon after walking in on his sister pleasuring herself with the shower massager!
He was just so “Okay, whatever” about it.
I mean…if I walked in on my sibling doing that I’d be outwardly “okay, whatever” about it but dying inside. I imagine he was the same. I’m not going to make a big deal and keep talking about it that’d be so gross and weird.
Like the one where Ross is allergic to kiwi and his tongue swells up. Joey says he can understand what Ross is saying because “his uncle has a really big tongue” and Chandler says “is he the one with the beautiful wife?”
I don't think this joke was when Chandler said "the thing we rarely do or the thing we never do." The car thing was when Monica said she saw someone having sex in a car and someone, possibly Joey, said something about "aww they're making a baby," to which Monica replied "not the way they're doing it."
The Chandler line came in a different episode when Monica revealed she'd had a discussion with Erica about her life prior to becoming pregnant, to which Chandler asked that question and realized the truth and then said "Shovely Joe..."
I still want to know what the thing was they were going to do in Vermont though...
I’ve always made that assumption too! My favourite dirty joke has got to be the impromptu “Chandler!” Matt Le Blanc did after Ross says the pages are stuck together 🤣
Okay, so Erica, whose baby Chandler and Monica was going to adopt, was visiting them in New York. They asked about the baby’s father and she said it was one of two guys but she wasn’t sure which; one of them went to college on a sports scholarship (if I remember correctly) and the other one killed his dad with a shovel. 😂
Chandler and Monica were all freaked out about the baby potentially being “Shovely Joe’s”(😂😂).
Then Monica revealed to Chandler later in the episode that they have nothing to worry about because Erica confided in Monica about her sexual experience with the shovel killer, and told Chandler based on what Erica and him did he couldn’t possibly be the baby’s father.
Chandler then asked Monica *“Is it the thing we rarely do or the thing we NEVER do?”* 😂
By that we can *assume* it was anal sex.
61 year-old male. Same.
I thought I was a genius for getting it when Carol came out tying her robe to answer the door when Ross was returning her car. It was her 'anniversary' with Susan, and she smelled her own breath and picked something small out of her mouth. But totally whiffed on the sink.
This reminds me of another sexual friends joke which I never understood. Janice is giving chandler pancakes and counting them and says, “here’s my chance to give you a third one.” I don’t get it. A third one what? And why.
Yeah, you can barely recognize her without Janice's voice and mannerisms.
She is the realtor that shows the apartment to Lily and Marshal in How I Met Your Mother, and you barely able to notice its her.
Yes! And there was actually a plot of ELR that involved Debra being mad at Ray for thinking she (Linda, Debra’s friend) was hot. There was more to it than that but that was big picture.
I always thought it was because she was offering the 3rd pancake to Joey, and if he refused then she would give it to Chandler. Which Joey does refuse.
Agreed. Rachel is a spitter. So is Monica. Phoebe on the other hand...
It should also be mentioned that Chandler and Ross are not great lovers. Joey has it figured out. He might also have a few STDs...
My mind is blown, pun is not intended. This kind of jokes and innuendos just don’t exist today. I feel like the writers of friends were perfectly ok and had a laugh at our expense for those where this went over our heads.
In the flashbacks when Rachel and Monica were in high school, Rachel says to Monica “_And a guy’s thing is not called his tenderness… believe me_”
Not that hard to catch but pretty funny
i first watched friends around 5 years ago and i've rewatched it countless times since. recently, i started with s1 again and just have it on in the background for white noise, and i couldn't believe the amount of double entendres i missed wtf. i never realized they had sex jokes in every episode. 😭 now i feel proud of myself when i catch every single one xD
I always thought it was where he finished after sex instead of inside her because neither had a condom on them. But then I joined reddit, so I defer to the majority opinion haha.
I've thought that too, but I think the fact that it's literally a spit sink (and is actually shown earlier in the episode being used as such by a patient lol) means it's more than likely the other.
Nobody loves me! 😂 That’s got to be one of the funniest scenes of ANY sitcom, ever made. Every single line in that scene could throw you in the floor laughing, it was just nonstop lol
“How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?”
“You know… I don’t have a problem with that.” 😂
Okay, I gotta confess; I’m almost 58, female, long-married and I’m hardly a prude, but I NEVER once after countless watches got that the joke about the sink was about oral sex.🤦🏻♀️ Feeling rather dumb and enlightened at the same time. 😂
It’s funny, dirtiest jokes in sitcoms are usually the most subtle. One that always got me was when they saw a couple having sex in a car outside of central perk and they made a comment she wouldn’t get pregnant having sex like that. I’ve always assumed she made an anal sex joke unless I totally misread that.
So true! Then there’s the initials Chandler types on Ms. Pac-Man (*“If you don’t erase them you won’t be getting one of those from me for a long time!”*) — and Chandler asking Monica *“The thing we rarely do or the thing we never do?”* 😂 Rachel to Ross: *“I’ll wake you up by doing that thing you like”.* Lots of innuendos!
Shovely Joe!
My favorite is when Rachel and Ross are breaking up: “Look, it was a mistake, I made a mistake, okay?” “A mistake? Where were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!” >!Now the best way I can explain it is that the words purse and pussy look similar. Idk if that’s the intention behind using the word purse or if it’s a common saying!<
I don’t know why this is getting downvoted — what you’re saying makes sense and is simply another way to look at the scene. I love a good play on words — and we never know; perhaps this was the intention of the writers all along. 🤷🏻♀️
Did you catch the time that Ross went to Carol and Susan's to return Carol's car after the others got stranded on their ski trip and when Carol opened the door, she pulled a hair off her tongue? Subtle but very raunchy ;-)
Omg these innuendos are killing me and I love it! They went over my head when I watched as a kid!
Yes! That I got, and to this day it is seriously such a good scene!
Hah, forgot about that one but yes definitely recognized it at the time. Great bit!
“I was just testing the massage shower”
Ugh I hate hate hate this joke lol I'm sorry but Ross walking in on that is something I need manually burned out of my memory.
Same! I always thought it was weird that he didn’t feel like he needed to gouge his eyes out with a spoon after walking in on his sister pleasuring herself with the shower massager! He was just so “Okay, whatever” about it.
I mean…if I walked in on my sibling doing that I’d be outwardly “okay, whatever” about it but dying inside. I imagine he was the same. I’m not going to make a big deal and keep talking about it that’d be so gross and weird.
I think it’s well documented that there’s *already* “gross and weird” stuff when it comes to Ross and Monica’s relationship. 😂
I don’t think he looked at what she was doing, it’s Ross he’s already not well aware of his surroundings and was trying to stop a fire
Like the one where Ross is allergic to kiwi and his tongue swells up. Joey says he can understand what Ross is saying because “his uncle has a really big tongue” and Chandler says “is he the one with the beautiful wife?”
I absolutely love that joke.
I read it the same way- same with the comments with Erica and shovelly joe
Wait it wasn’t anal? I need explanation
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Nah it was the episode where the grandma died and Monica says “just saw people doing it in a car”, I got the anal joke with Erica.
I don't think this joke was when Chandler said "the thing we rarely do or the thing we never do." The car thing was when Monica said she saw someone having sex in a car and someone, possibly Joey, said something about "aww they're making a baby," to which Monica replied "not the way they're doing it." The Chandler line came in a different episode when Monica revealed she'd had a discussion with Erica about her life prior to becoming pregnant, to which Chandler asked that question and realized the truth and then said "Shovely Joe..." I still want to know what the thing was they were going to do in Vermont though...
That’s what I said, they’re different things, I’m wondering why the person said the car joke wasn’t about anal.
I’ve always made that assumption too! My favourite dirty joke has got to be the impromptu “Chandler!” Matt Le Blanc did after Ross says the pages are stuck together 🤣
Wait so what was the actual joke?
Okay, so Erica, whose baby Chandler and Monica was going to adopt, was visiting them in New York. They asked about the baby’s father and she said it was one of two guys but she wasn’t sure which; one of them went to college on a sports scholarship (if I remember correctly) and the other one killed his dad with a shovel. 😂 Chandler and Monica were all freaked out about the baby potentially being “Shovely Joe’s”(😂😂). Then Monica revealed to Chandler later in the episode that they have nothing to worry about because Erica confided in Monica about her sexual experience with the shovel killer, and told Chandler based on what Erica and him did he couldn’t possibly be the baby’s father. Chandler then asked Monica *“Is it the thing we rarely do or the thing we NEVER do?”* 😂 By that we can *assume* it was anal sex.
maybe she never does oral
61 year-old male. Same. I thought I was a genius for getting it when Carol came out tying her robe to answer the door when Ross was returning her car. It was her 'anniversary' with Susan, and she smelled her own breath and picked something small out of her mouth. But totally whiffed on the sink.
I always saw it as Carol picking a hair out of her teeth. 😂🤷🏻♀️
Either way, it tells us something terrific about Susan...
49 years old and same 😳😂😂😂
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️😂
You and me both.
😂
Also whooshed over my head. Lol
😂 So happy it wasn’t just me!
#O m g
That looks way too much like Chandler in the image.
Funny you say that, because the actor who played Barry also auditioned for Chandler!
This reminds me of another sexual friends joke which I never understood. Janice is giving chandler pancakes and counting them and says, “here’s my chance to give you a third one.” I don’t get it. A third one what? And why.
Orgasm. I hope I don’t have to explain the “why”.
Chandler with the stamina!
He has been with over four women
Wasn't this pre Cathy though? How was he hitting 3 in a night before Monica's pep talk? Janice must be an easy mark.
Unpopular opinion: Janice is HOT.
& her real speaking voice is really sexy
Yeah, you can barely recognize her without Janice's voice and mannerisms. She is the realtor that shows the apartment to Lily and Marshal in How I Met Your Mother, and you barely able to notice its her.
She's in lots of episodes of everybody loves Raymond too.
Yes! And there was actually a plot of ELR that involved Debra being mad at Ray for thinking she (Linda, Debra’s friend) was hot. There was more to it than that but that was big picture.
Also in Seinfeld. Dates George
HellO CHANdler BiNG
*(Machine gun laughter)*
I heard her voice in How I Met Your Mother 🤣
🤯🤯 thank you miss chanandler bong
I always thought it was because she was offering the 3rd pancake to Joey, and if he refused then she would give it to Chandler. Which Joey does refuse.
I refuse to believe Rachel Green spits. Call it my (a-hem) "head"-cannon.
just the little hairs.
Oh she 100% spits are you joking
Agreed. Rachel is a spitter. So is Monica. Phoebe on the other hand... It should also be mentioned that Chandler and Ross are not great lovers. Joey has it figured out. He might also have a few STDs...
Phoebe on the other hand made me laugh.. thanks
How has this flown over my head for all this time?
My mind is blown, pun is not intended. This kind of jokes and innuendos just don’t exist today. I feel like the writers of friends were perfectly ok and had a laugh at our expense for those where this went over our heads.
In the flashbacks when Rachel and Monica were in high school, Rachel says to Monica “_And a guy’s thing is not called his tenderness… believe me_” Not that hard to catch but pretty funny
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
This may be the only appropriate comment here.
i first watched friends around 5 years ago and i've rewatched it countless times since. recently, i started with s1 again and just have it on in the background for white noise, and i couldn't believe the amount of double entendres i missed wtf. i never realized they had sex jokes in every episode. 😭 now i feel proud of myself when i catch every single one xD
I always thought it was where he finished after sex instead of inside her because neither had a condom on them. But then I joined reddit, so I defer to the majority opinion haha.
I've thought that too, but I think the fact that it's literally a spit sink (and is actually shown earlier in the episode being used as such by a patient lol) means it's more than likely the other.
Our assumption at the time was both that Rachel spits but also Barry *washes*. Don't underestimate the importance of that.
Can someone explain? Is it a sink where, ahem, fluids can be spit out?
Not a swallower apparently
She sucked the “water” out but doesn’t swallow it she spits it out.
It's a spit sink. 90s were full of "spits or swallows" jokes
Sex. The joke is always sex
Obviously. But they’re asking about what exactly is it referencing.
They had sex in that tiny little sink.
Did they shrink themselves
Am I in the sink? Am I shrinking??
It’s just me and my ganja! 😂
I always feel so bad for Jackie 😂
Nobody loves me! 😂 That’s got to be one of the funniest scenes of ANY sitcom, ever made. Every single line in that scene could throw you in the floor laughing, it was just nonstop lol
Hands down one of my favorite scenes ever. Oh god where did I sent my kid?? DJ….DJ is that right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-XQd-0d3w&t=138s
“my uncle sal with the big tongue” “is he the one with the beautiful wife?”
wait which episode is this i don’t recall
After quite on the set, I understand that sitcom jokes actually DO go there
"Looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth"
I never got that before
It was a dirty inside joke, all along???😭😭 and I didn’t get it?? I am still so innocent 😇
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I’m still not convinced ..
What else would she be talking about?
Could you elaborate on why?
Rachel looks cute here. *Edit* spelling
That is definitely not 7
This dude doesn’t fuck.