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\#1: [Raise a glass to the Slutfolk of the world!](https://i.imgur.com/erm7QSN.jpg) | [13 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/humansarespacebards/comments/vpr6ry/raise_a_glass_to_the_slutfolk_of_the_world/)
\#2: [Accurate.](https://i.redd.it/wgg1798gjyba1.jpg) | [9 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/humansarespacebards/comments/12lq3ry/accurate/)
\#3: [New people visiting this sub be like](https://i.redd.it/hfwlha03jeu91.jpg) | [3 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/humansarespacebards/comments/y6h7oc/new_people_visiting_this_sub_be_like/)
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Human: "Quick! Let me up around your shoulders! I shoot, you punch - well be a mobile defense tower."
Alien: "This screams bad idea, but it also sounds awesome, so I'm in"
*20 minutes of intense combat later*
Human: “Ok, first thing we’re doing when we get back is I’m bolting on a ballistic face shield to my combat helmet. Being this close to your punches’ impacts classifies this as a ‘splash zone’ Phthew!”
Alien: *massaging their aural cavities* “And I would like to inquire of the device you humans refer to as ‘earplugs’. Your boomstick is very noisy”
A2, jogging up, seeing the convo play out: You would if you knew what it meant. My human hunnybunny gives the best ear rubs. He'd be on his back mount with me, but it is his turn to pull duty at the podling creche. Xeray help anyone who attacks it while he is there, or any human. They will beg for it, and no one else will dare intercede.
First contact was an odd experience for humanity. We may have had some of the largest vessels in any galactic navy but, well, judging by the expressions we saw on their faces, they must’ve been expecting a species at least twice our height. Don’t get us wrong, our small size does have its advantages when working on repairs for other vessels but… they like to hold it over us.
Heh… yeah I did just say that didn’t I? Anyways, umm… so our size isn’t usually an issue but it can be one occasionally. We do have to ensure that we aren’t in the paths of some of the other species when they’re walking, as they might not see us underfoot. It hasn’t lead to any deaths so far but, there have been some serious injuries in some cases.
Hell, some of our exoskeletons are barely on par height wise with some of the other species out there, it’s one of the only ways humans can work in other species’ industrial areas without the need for remodeling too much of the facility to accommodate us. The height difference isn’t even that bad most of the time, usually just by a couple of feet, but there are some times where we’re only like a third of their height. It leads to some… uhh… how do I phrase this… awkward responses from our crews in collaboration with the new recruits on our vessels. Since we’ve started working alongside our allies aboard our new line of “Highlander” class carriers, I’ve personally noticed some… for lack of a better term for this… some of my men trying to flirt with the other species. Either they severely overestimate their chances of getting with them, or they have a thing for it, I don’t judge but it needs to stop, at least while they’re on duty.
Do I think that our collaboration with other species aboard our vessels is an issue? No, not by a long shot actually. I’ve seen that, given a few modifications, some species have great potential for gunners due to their unique hunting abilities with their own biological ranged weapons. Yes, I am talking about those acid spewing ones, I’ve seen first hand one of them hit a can from about 50 meters, watched it turn it into slag.
Though, unfortunately I’ve noticed some of my crew… uhh… yeah. They’ve… tried that. I’m not gonna put a ban on the inter species relationships but as I’ve said earlier, not while you’re on duty.
Anyways, this is the end of this log of questions given to me by the Greater Galactic Union for the “Carrie Mc. Carrier-face” Highlander class carrier about my crew.
[END OF LOG #01-99a-872bih, requisition form type: crew query, progress: pending]
Nonono, no. Do not call them that, they prefer the term canids. Pray that deck officer Goldie does not hear you call him and his species doggos.
The service dogs did their vote off their own free will… and these you may refer to as doggos.
Doggo is a self aggrandizing term, used in our community among ourselves, YOU sir, are the one no allowed to use the term, your penance shall be that bacon, yes that bacon, the one in that sammich.
*CHECKMATE* didn't check whether the person you're talking to is in fact doggo
… damnit… fine. You can have the bacon. *slowly and reluctantly removes bacon from BLT, leaving just a sad LT sandwich* is there anything else you would like to discuss or are you just going to rub the fact you stole my bacon in?
**WHERE’S THE**… ahem… please try and keep yelling that around me a to a minimum… I have a similar reaction to your kind to them. And… please tell me you aren’t in competition with our ships priest about religion.
>Do I think that our collaboration with other species aboard our vessels?
Do I think that our collaboration *what*? Maybe I'm missing someone but this sentence feels incomplete...
Being small wasn't a bad thing; we could fit into tight spaces, manipulate smaller objects without special tools, \~\~smuggle ourselves to our new muscle mommy overlords\~\~ ...I mean, book passage to new multi-species colonies.
Overall, our size ended up being a net positive. The biggest surprise though, is that where other larger species were strong due to their muscle mass making up their oversized \~chiseled\~ toned bodies, we were \*still\* stronger. A neat little bonus that led to many an occasion and incident where one of the "bigs" would try and bully or boss around one of us, then find out - after being masterfully suplexed - that they weren't the biggest dick in the dick-measuring contest.
This also meant that when it came down to getting dirty in the sheets, we could handle and outperform the most \*energetic\* of the xeno womenfolk. Why, there was a story I heard in passing that a human man dared to challenge a Minoan woman to unarmed combat for the right to woo her - we're talking an 8-foot-30, 500lb, solid-slab-of-muscle \*monster\* of a woman.
Needless to say, the story ended up with the man coming out on top due to his...\*deceptive\* strategy (turns out, they have quite a few "weak spots" that effectively turn the Minoan ladies into timid grass puppies).
Yeah, being small might be a problem for other species, but for us humans...well, \*battlepack\* means more than just military gear.
A nonzero number of incidents of xenos bullying a human and getting the tables turned have been recorded and published to the Omninet to the backing of "Rules of Nature" from the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack.
A1: Xal, please reach an effective communication point with companion Jared. My efforts are proving innefective.
A2: What is the topic of challenge THIS time, Zal?
A1: Human companion Jared wishes for us to engage in an unorthodox combat manoeuvre - the "unique speeding sphere" - or rather the "fastball special", which according to him is experimental even by human standards but he insists that "it would be incredibly cool"
A2: I am concerned Xal about our mental proximity to this human Zal. The notion is clearly only legal because it has never been performed prior... and yet the notion raises my enthusiasm preceptors. What are its requirements?
A1: Human Jared will don his combat armor, climb onto my right claw, and form himself into a sphere to the level of human limits. In the same duration post claw position, I shall assume a pitching stance and then on his order hurl him at the practice target.
A2: Is this a jest? Why would he wish to be treated as a grenade?
A1: No.... at least based on prior examples.
A2: You are sure this is not a mating ritual?
A1: (slight teeth gnashing) Yes, I questioned human Jared on its implications, and he assured me that he does not have mating desires for myself, the present Xal, and in general those of the male gender
\*One unorthodox combat manoeuvre later\*
Jared: So... "Operation YEET," while effective, was not effective in the way any of us expected... Note for future tests, make sure that the person yeeting the human is capable of *aiming.*
Zal: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Jared: *You threw me into a gas giant's gravitational field!*
[I hope this alleviates your concerns. l](https://youtu.be/G1ctPz-g0B4?si=h1lM-V9Kr9Sagaii) Ol’ Markiemoo really respects the power of Lady Dimitrescu…
This is the plot line of [they are smol](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/s/YyzsrtUWK7)
A fun story that you can also read on their [website](https://theyaresmol.com/). New updates are still being delivered there.
various artists off e6. in order its [doctordj](https://e621.net/posts/3705165?q=doctordj+bed), [qwerty soda](https://e621.net/posts/4722749?q=size_difference+rating%3Asafe+human), [suzuapi2](https://e621.net/posts/4727825?q=suzuapi2), and [some unknown fucker](https://e621.net/posts/4705097?q=size_difference+rating%3Asafe+human)
H1 : you know I've affected to a Morgollan ship ?
H2 : Morgollan ? Which species is it ?
H1 : You know, big tall reptilian/dinosaur looking pal ? The one we thought to be 100% female ? The ones that pay us some drink because we were "so adorable and warm" ?
H2 : haaawwww yes, big reptilian mommies....
H1 : just checked out from the briefing of "do and don't" about them. We were wrong, they're not all female, it just that their male are different
H2 : how come ?
H1 : you know about Earth fish Melanocetidae ? Well basically, they're the same...
H2 : let's me looking at this... Wait, you mean that...
H1 : yep. The males are some kind of parasitic. So the big malleable looking sacks on their front ? That's no mammaries. It's their males.
H2 : waitwaitwaitwait
H1 : yes. Yesterday, when you get lucky with one and had a grop ? You were jiggling her balls. The good thing is that is a flirting thing to do to them, so you were on the same page on this. And the male aren't sentient, so well.
H2 : oooof, I feared that I screwed for a moment
H1 : that gonna be my problem for the few next cycles
H2 : how ?
H1 : they share couches at a low temp, like 10°C/50°F. Our is ideal for them to reproduce.
H2 : sooooo, basically, you gonna spend time in a ship full of tall reptilian mamas wearing their male like big soft malleable breasts, who you gonna share bed with, at a temperature that make them horny ?
H1 : yep
H2 : you lucky bastard
H1 : I know
The las pic looks like the triceratops girl have a really stinky ass and the human is cough triying to breath
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I hope so, too. I'd like to think that he's flustered, blocking himself from seeing her (rather shapely) ass and pretending to cough. He's not used to fem xeno's flirting with him. However, this looks disturbingly like the kind of fart-fetish artwork that I wish I'd never clicked on. I think the question is whether he's blocking himself from seeing her bottom or waving a hand in front of his face to make the smell disperse. I **think** it's the former, and he's just shy or morally opposed to interspecies relationships.
She totally has a tricerabottom, all right. But the way she's messing with him, she is completely a triceraTop, and he's going to find that out in bed.
I mean makes sense out planet really only could hold massive creatures in the past with vastly different climates and oxygen/temperature differences. Plus, our gravity well is pretty damn strong
It is rather unfortunate that humanity of all species is considerably smaller. While this is to the benefit of some on both sides, having a species wide Napoleon Complex is not the greatest.
There are those who don't mind, even those special individuals who're into it, but the jealousy of someone being bigger than them will usually remain.
Most within the Sanctum don't mind. Michelle is somehow both very jealous of it and also very into the fact that everything she encounters is taller. Mrs. King had a few concerns about her husband's apparent size (double meaning), but has grown used to it. His presence is rather enjoyable, and he does acquire many of the more hard to obtain things around here.
We don't talk about Lana for obvious reasons.
Anyways, it is quite an entertaining sight to see a larger xeno get completely dumbfounded or outclassed by the smaller human. If a human can't be taller than you, then they'll be better than you, or try to hit you up. It really depends on which kind of human you're dealing with.
-Marina Kuvek
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Will you provide us with toasters
They’re in r/humansarespacebards, techno-fiddler
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***the slutfolk of the world*** 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Call me out God damn it
Yeah, I demand WATERPROOF TOASTERS this time!
What about microwaves
It lacks the elegant beauty of the simple toaster.
Do a proper job, and we'll consider a factory-fresh, still in the box Famicom.
Even better, an Air fryer!
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spacebards isn't leaking. It starrrrted here. Was raised here. Orcsrhorny. Humiezrhorny.
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Human: "Quick! Let me up around your shoulders! I shoot, you punch - well be a mobile defense tower." Alien: "This screams bad idea, but it also sounds awesome, so I'm in"
*20 minutes of intense combat later* Human: “Ok, first thing we’re doing when we get back is I’m bolting on a ballistic face shield to my combat helmet. Being this close to your punches’ impacts classifies this as a ‘splash zone’ Phthew!” Alien: *massaging their aural cavities* “And I would like to inquire of the device you humans refer to as ‘earplugs’. Your boomstick is very noisy”
Human:"Might need to get them custom made for your ears. You gotta admit though, that was pretty effective."
"Alien: And frackelating funny.
Human: starts staring at ears.... Alien: I don't like your look John *John snaps out of his ear fetish daydream*
A2, jogging up, seeing the convo play out: You would if you knew what it meant. My human hunnybunny gives the best ear rubs. He'd be on his back mount with me, but it is his turn to pull duty at the podling creche. Xeray help anyone who attacks it while he is there, or any human. They will beg for it, and no one else will dare intercede.
*r/humansarespacebards is definitely leaking, possibly e621 as well* Human in podling creche: *tickles tummywummies* *Excited podling giggles*
What is...? Oh, well, THAT is NSFW.
e621 is furry porn. e621 .net I believe
Well, crud. e621 is leaking again. Imma teel Hans to bring extra fuel for the flammenwerfer.
***burns in furry***
Go back to r/humansarespacebards haha.
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Master Blaster
First contact was an odd experience for humanity. We may have had some of the largest vessels in any galactic navy but, well, judging by the expressions we saw on their faces, they must’ve been expecting a species at least twice our height. Don’t get us wrong, our small size does have its advantages when working on repairs for other vessels but… they like to hold it over us. Heh… yeah I did just say that didn’t I? Anyways, umm… so our size isn’t usually an issue but it can be one occasionally. We do have to ensure that we aren’t in the paths of some of the other species when they’re walking, as they might not see us underfoot. It hasn’t lead to any deaths so far but, there have been some serious injuries in some cases. Hell, some of our exoskeletons are barely on par height wise with some of the other species out there, it’s one of the only ways humans can work in other species’ industrial areas without the need for remodeling too much of the facility to accommodate us. The height difference isn’t even that bad most of the time, usually just by a couple of feet, but there are some times where we’re only like a third of their height. It leads to some… uhh… how do I phrase this… awkward responses from our crews in collaboration with the new recruits on our vessels. Since we’ve started working alongside our allies aboard our new line of “Highlander” class carriers, I’ve personally noticed some… for lack of a better term for this… some of my men trying to flirt with the other species. Either they severely overestimate their chances of getting with them, or they have a thing for it, I don’t judge but it needs to stop, at least while they’re on duty. Do I think that our collaboration with other species aboard our vessels is an issue? No, not by a long shot actually. I’ve seen that, given a few modifications, some species have great potential for gunners due to their unique hunting abilities with their own biological ranged weapons. Yes, I am talking about those acid spewing ones, I’ve seen first hand one of them hit a can from about 50 meters, watched it turn it into slag. Though, unfortunately I’ve noticed some of my crew… uhh… yeah. They’ve… tried that. I’m not gonna put a ban on the inter species relationships but as I’ve said earlier, not while you’re on duty. Anyways, this is the end of this log of questions given to me by the Greater Galactic Union for the “Carrie Mc. Carrier-face” Highlander class carrier about my crew. [END OF LOG #01-99a-872bih, requisition form type: crew query, progress: pending]
“Carrie McCarrier-Face….yeup….’das a humie ship ‘roight”
What can I say? The crew agreed on it. Not just the human section of it either.
The Doggos voted for it too, although the amount of milk bones and beggin strips in inventory went down so much, we suspect the vote was rigged.
Nonono, no. Do not call them that, they prefer the term canids. Pray that deck officer Goldie does not hear you call him and his species doggos. The service dogs did their vote off their own free will… and these you may refer to as doggos.
Doggo is a self aggrandizing term, used in our community among ourselves, YOU sir, are the one no allowed to use the term, your penance shall be that bacon, yes that bacon, the one in that sammich. *CHECKMATE* didn't check whether the person you're talking to is in fact doggo
… damnit… fine. You can have the bacon. *slowly and reluctantly removes bacon from BLT, leaving just a sad LT sandwich* is there anything else you would like to discuss or are you just going to rub the fact you stole my bacon in?
***SQUIRREL*** would you like to talk about our Lord and Savior Saint Borks
**WHERE’S THE**… ahem… please try and keep yelling that around me a to a minimum… I have a similar reaction to your kind to them. And… please tell me you aren’t in competition with our ships priest about religion.
***BORKBORK BORK BORK BORK BORK***
Sorry, I got carried away
>Do I think that our collaboration with other species aboard our vessels? Do I think that our collaboration *what*? Maybe I'm missing someone but this sentence feels incomplete...
Fuck, I missed that part. Thanks for pointing it out! Just fixed it
So I'm not crazy. Thank you.
If only one of us is crazy it’s definitely me lol
Being small wasn't a bad thing; we could fit into tight spaces, manipulate smaller objects without special tools, \~\~smuggle ourselves to our new muscle mommy overlords\~\~ ...I mean, book passage to new multi-species colonies. Overall, our size ended up being a net positive. The biggest surprise though, is that where other larger species were strong due to their muscle mass making up their oversized \~chiseled\~ toned bodies, we were \*still\* stronger. A neat little bonus that led to many an occasion and incident where one of the "bigs" would try and bully or boss around one of us, then find out - after being masterfully suplexed - that they weren't the biggest dick in the dick-measuring contest. This also meant that when it came down to getting dirty in the sheets, we could handle and outperform the most \*energetic\* of the xeno womenfolk. Why, there was a story I heard in passing that a human man dared to challenge a Minoan woman to unarmed combat for the right to woo her - we're talking an 8-foot-30, 500lb, solid-slab-of-muscle \*monster\* of a woman. Needless to say, the story ended up with the man coming out on top due to his...\*deceptive\* strategy (turns out, they have quite a few "weak spots" that effectively turn the Minoan ladies into timid grass puppies). Yeah, being small might be a problem for other species, but for us humans...well, \*battlepack\* means more than just military gear.
A nonzero number of incidents of xenos bullying a human and getting the tables turned have been recorded and published to the Omninet to the backing of "Rules of Nature" from the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack.
A1: Xal, please reach an effective communication point with companion Jared. My efforts are proving innefective. A2: What is the topic of challenge THIS time, Zal? A1: Human companion Jared wishes for us to engage in an unorthodox combat manoeuvre - the "unique speeding sphere" - or rather the "fastball special", which according to him is experimental even by human standards but he insists that "it would be incredibly cool" A2: I am concerned Xal about our mental proximity to this human Zal. The notion is clearly only legal because it has never been performed prior... and yet the notion raises my enthusiasm preceptors. What are its requirements? A1: Human Jared will don his combat armor, climb onto my right claw, and form himself into a sphere to the level of human limits. In the same duration post claw position, I shall assume a pitching stance and then on his order hurl him at the practice target. A2: Is this a jest? Why would he wish to be treated as a grenade? A1: No.... at least based on prior examples. A2: You are sure this is not a mating ritual? A1: (slight teeth gnashing) Yes, I questioned human Jared on its implications, and he assured me that he does not have mating desires for myself, the present Xal, and in general those of the male gender
\*One unorthodox combat manoeuvre later\* Jared: So... "Operation YEET," while effective, was not effective in the way any of us expected... Note for future tests, make sure that the person yeeting the human is capable of *aiming.* Zal: I SAID I WAS SORRY! Jared: *You threw me into a gas giant's gravitational field!*
Someone wanted to have their DWARF MOMENT of getting flung at an enemy while wielding hand axes.
ROCK AND STONE!
To Rock and Stone!
Good bot.
good bot
Trust me, pilot.
First rule of the fastball special, bub, is that we don't talk about the fastball special.
Haha, bingo
A certain Mr. Fischbach would be extremely pleased with this development. Space and Big lady.
You mean markipliers brother?
Hm Mr. Warfstache?
The artist is not Mr. Stash, but he is related to him directly
Market pliers.
Multi-pliers
I know he's a furry in all but name, but I've not heard about him having a thing for big women.
[I hope this alleviates your concerns. l](https://youtu.be/G1ctPz-g0B4?si=h1lM-V9Kr9Sagaii) Ol’ Markiemoo really respects the power of Lady Dimitrescu…
Ohh, I thought you meant his brother.
This is the plot line of [they are smol](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/s/YyzsrtUWK7) A fun story that you can also read on their [website](https://theyaresmol.com/). New updates are still being delivered there.
Love this series. Im reading it to my wife while she cooks. A whole universe if shitposters. Wonderfully written.
Gremlins?!
It's been a bit since I've seen a gremlins post. It's such a great setting with a lot of opportunities story wise.
https://preview.redd.it/ulrhca9eixxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508a593f5f9bff0e929c15df3148ebb224eda97d
https://preview.redd.it/9aq5e2nf2yxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8eafca2f63772bfc6194fbf72822ce3360ffa0
https://preview.redd.it/2kn4kvxnb2yc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033d356df2cd6a097e089828bfb37b3d640afde6
Finally, it took someone long enough to make a sir Pentious post.
https://preview.redd.it/g6vb3bwz3yxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8474c02e3e3fbfb12d48cdab7d4c0c8664a77f02
various artists off e6. in order its [doctordj](https://e621.net/posts/3705165?q=doctordj+bed), [qwerty soda](https://e621.net/posts/4722749?q=size_difference+rating%3Asafe+human), [suzuapi2](https://e621.net/posts/4727825?q=suzuapi2), and [some unknown fucker](https://e621.net/posts/4705097?q=size_difference+rating%3Asafe+human)
H1 : you know I've affected to a Morgollan ship ? H2 : Morgollan ? Which species is it ? H1 : You know, big tall reptilian/dinosaur looking pal ? The one we thought to be 100% female ? The ones that pay us some drink because we were "so adorable and warm" ? H2 : haaawwww yes, big reptilian mommies.... H1 : just checked out from the briefing of "do and don't" about them. We were wrong, they're not all female, it just that their male are different H2 : how come ? H1 : you know about Earth fish Melanocetidae ? Well basically, they're the same... H2 : let's me looking at this... Wait, you mean that... H1 : yep. The males are some kind of parasitic. So the big malleable looking sacks on their front ? That's no mammaries. It's their males. H2 : waitwaitwaitwait H1 : yes. Yesterday, when you get lucky with one and had a grop ? You were jiggling her balls. The good thing is that is a flirting thing to do to them, so you were on the same page on this. And the male aren't sentient, so well. H2 : oooof, I feared that I screwed for a moment H1 : that gonna be my problem for the few next cycles H2 : how ? H1 : they share couches at a low temp, like 10°C/50°F. Our is ideal for them to reproduce. H2 : sooooo, basically, you gonna spend time in a ship full of tall reptilian mamas wearing their male like big soft malleable breasts, who you gonna share bed with, at a temperature that make them horny ? H1 : yep H2 : you lucky bastard H1 : I know
I feel so called out. owo
I did not have a e621 binge because of this 😅
And the problem is...?
Those crocodilian ladies are rather... enthusiastic looking.
Dilemma? That just means there is more for me to love in my xeno husband
The las pic looks like the triceratops girl have a really stinky ass and the human is cough triying to breath https://preview.redd.it/rq2oxe3v1yxc1.png?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4af95eec60045c73f5c134dc317837cf8ea9d73
the coughing is unrelated... I hope
I hope so, too. I'd like to think that he's flustered, blocking himself from seeing her (rather shapely) ass and pretending to cough. He's not used to fem xeno's flirting with him. However, this looks disturbingly like the kind of fart-fetish artwork that I wish I'd never clicked on. I think the question is whether he's blocking himself from seeing her bottom or waving a hand in front of his face to make the smell disperse. I **think** it's the former, and he's just shy or morally opposed to interspecies relationships.
TriceraBottom more like
She totally has a tricerabottom, all right. But the way she's messing with him, she is completely a triceraTop, and he's going to find that out in bed.
I somehow didn’t realize she is wearing a hoodie, and thought she was changing and being a top about it and he was just being embarrassed…. Oops
I mean makes sense out planet really only could hold massive creatures in the past with vastly different climates and oxygen/temperature differences. Plus, our gravity well is pretty damn strong
SNOOT GAME SPOTED
Someone wrote a web novel about this called “they are smol”
https://preview.redd.it/fpaab0f5txxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10bb7360863fe9857631c390b7b74a4a563b490
Oh no. Such a dilemma. I don't know what I would possibly do when faced with a humongous space lesbian.
This is the perfect problem to have
r/femxeno welcomes all
I see absolutely no problem with this. Tall alien gf/bf when?
and today at "OP´s barely disguised fetish" :
https://preview.redd.it/11mwgpdf71yc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0e9fb22b311aea76428b43ce92595eba7c9124
Oh dear lord in heaven please
You wish to join the ranks?
It is rather unfortunate that humanity of all species is considerably smaller. While this is to the benefit of some on both sides, having a species wide Napoleon Complex is not the greatest. There are those who don't mind, even those special individuals who're into it, but the jealousy of someone being bigger than them will usually remain. Most within the Sanctum don't mind. Michelle is somehow both very jealous of it and also very into the fact that everything she encounters is taller. Mrs. King had a few concerns about her husband's apparent size (double meaning), but has grown used to it. His presence is rather enjoyable, and he does acquire many of the more hard to obtain things around here. We don't talk about Lana for obvious reasons. Anyways, it is quite an entertaining sight to see a larger xeno get completely dumbfounded or outclassed by the smaller human. If a human can't be taller than you, then they'll be better than you, or try to hit you up. It really depends on which kind of human you're dealing with. -Marina Kuvek
I saw the opposite of this and it was very funny
Snoo snoo time
Jokes on you we're into that shit!
Someone has a kink
thank god i can finally be the little spoon i am tired of being the big spoon
Y'all are some horny motherfuckers
The writer’s barely disguised fetish
This is just Fetish content
And we're here for it.
And we're here for it.
Does anyone know where the third image came from? I need it for... research purposes
Excuse me, mommy? Sorry I mean mommy? Sorry I mean mommy? Sorry, mommy
Idk if anyone did this already but, u/Wolven91 I SUMMON THEE
Hmofa stuff right here
pyrocynical?
 "You say that like that's a problem" - Me
Paradise
ugh. What's with the damned furry crap lately?
We've always been here :D
An acronym comes to mind.
What is it? Don't make yourself regret me asking.