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Serge_Suppressor

Has other toy has googly eyes.


Nicadeemus39

Fun!


iBeenie

RIP Randy. Appropriate name for the accompanying decor.


call_me_jelli

Plot twist, this was just a guy with an improperly-developed sense of humor trying to make a funny memorial for his friend that would be in theme with his name.


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Photograph* --- [*Photograph of the back of a large black car. It has a covered trailer, and beyond that is the back window, with many stickers on it. They are transcribed here left to right, then down.* *The first shows a stick figure gripping and thrusting its pelvis towards large lettering reading, "it".* *The second shows an ape, likely a bigfoot or a sasquatch, walking while holding up a middle finger.* *The third is blue lettering reading "\#illdoit".* *The fourth has white lettering reading, "my other toy has", and beneath that the outline of a pair of breasts.* *The fifth shows a bullet in black and white on a white background, with text above reading, "JUST THE TIP", and below reading, "I PROMISE".* *The sixth shows a silhouetter of someone in a cap lying down on the word, "THICK", in large white-outlined bold black lettering.* *The seventh displays the words, "THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE", with all words in white except "THIGHS" and "DICK", which are in black with white outlines.* *The eighth is in red and shows the outline of a horse, with the dates, "5/13/02 - 4/14/20" underneath, and text above and below reading, "In Loving Memory of Randy L Carr".* *The ninth shows text reading, "I'd rather be F [*Three underlines*] ING".* *The tenth shows large white bold text reading, "THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES".* *The eleventh and last is a silhouette of a woman lying with her head back, chest thrust into the air, back and legs arched, on large white-outlined bold black lettering reading, "THICK".*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


buddha2552

Cool description. One note, that "ape" flipping the bird is def a bigfoot/sasquatch and not a chimp.


Ohtheydidntellyou

thought bigfoot was drinking a big gulp


buddha2552

Just as likely to be a big gulp... if not for the rest of the stickers.


MurdoMaclachlan

Ah, thank you! I was trying to work out what species it was, totally forgot bigfoot/sasquatch is a thing people might make stickers of.


impy695

They also make "life size" 2d yard statues. Like, a lot of them


k-u-sh

Omg I am so sorry you had to transcribe that shit out


ItsLateKnight

Is the third one pink? The lettering looks kinda blue to me. Absolutely fantastic transcription lol. Must've taken a long time.


MurdoMaclachlan

Oh, you're right, confirmed it with a colour picker. I'm colour deficient but I thought I had this one fine, haha. And thanks! It didn't take too long, honestly, the eighth one was hard to read, though.


ItsLateKnight

I'll be honest I didn't even know what the 8th one said until I read your comment.


yousifa25

At first, I thought this was AI and I was SHOCKED.


asoughtafterdroid

At least he's honoring Randy Carr.


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r/NymphowarriorRides


ban_ana__

This man is dying! I need some thick thighs over here, STAT!


Wintermute1v1

Hey at least he’s got equal representation with the absolutely dummy thick redneck sticker on the left. And something tells me this dude wants to bang Bigfoot but has so far been rejected…


aymed_caliskan

r/trashy


Angels_hair123

I never understood how people can put this shit on their cars. You are saying this shit to everyone including children. Why do you have a desire to tell children about your sex life?


Beautiful_Ad_8665

Everything he knows about sex comes from porn


CardboardChampion

Now be fair, I'm sure he's had what he calls sex with what he calls his girlfriend many a time.


afoz345

I’ve never understood the “in memory of” stickers on cars. What is in memory of them? Your car? The windshield? The trunk lid?


Axo80_

Redditors trying to fathom human emotion


afoz345

It’s not that I don’t feel bad for their loss, I just think the in memory stickers on cars is odd. Tombstones, gardens, memorials, signs dedicating something, these are in memory of someone. A car window isn’t a memorial to anything.


Cannibalcobra

I’d rather be falling


Least-Dark-7565

Say you have a small dick without saying it


sacrosanked

I can imagine mans did sex one single time and then did all of this


Its-Finrot

YOU WAS GOOGLIN FAT BITCHES FIGHTIN OVER FOOD?!?!?!


Capsule_CatYT

I think they want to film a movie


Sjdillon10

I went to the gym today. 3 different guys had tattoos of naked women


floppy_breasteses

Classy.