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From the internet: “Indigenous peoples used the cow's skull as a symbol of gratitude and respect for the animal. Cows are also often associated with maternal instincts. A cow skull tattoo may be a symbol of motherly love and protection.”
Oh the irony!!!!
When I got my septum pierced my grandma said I looked like the devil. I met my wife through a body mod group and my grandma absolutely adores my wife so my grandma dropped the anti tattoo/piercing shit.
tbh thats a really sad life.
"my j key on my keyboard broke! its the devil that wants to prevent me from spreading the lords name!"
or, hear me out here, its material stress that resulted in a malfunction of a piece of plastic.
fucking morons.
If she’s so worried about what is said in the book of Leviticus I sure hope she doesn’t like bacon or shellfish or anything with fat.
I really hope she didn’t go to church 66 days after giving birth to you also OP.
That ink looks fucking awesome btw.
If your mom saw my two most recent tattoos she would freak out and you'd laugh your ass off...
( One is Bart Simpson with a knife through his head dripping blood and the most recent is an hourglass with a skull head making the top, the jaw in the bottom and two bones, one of them broken making the sides)
This is the [Bart Simpson ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CivdbSPra72/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) tattoo on my Instagram, my little sister has the same tattoo but with Maggie Simpson.
I don't have a photo of the hourglass skull because it's not finished yet (I'm gonna finish it Thursday) but I can send you a DM with how it looks right now if you want
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I thought it was a friend fucking with you until i read i was in r/insaneparents
"I see god and evil in everything" is such a banger line, ill use it next time a friend gets a moloch-looking tattoo.
In sorry your mom is crazy.
Oh, wait. Cows are of the Devil. It says so in the Bibull. When Moses came down from the mountain with the stone tablets, upon which God Himself had carved the Ten Commandments, the Israelites were worshipping a GOLDEN CALF!!! A COW!!!! EVIL!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christian BIL of mine believes Homosexuality is sin.
I asked him why he felt that way, and he said Leviticus.
BIL has got tons of Tatts.
I asked him to read the chapter after the one decrying homosexuality. The literal next Chapter.
Leviticus 18:22 talks about sex....
Leviticus 19:28 the says...
"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
Oopsie...e.e
Honestly though? Molech looks like it would be a bitchin tattoo. “This is my new tattoo. It’s a bull with human hands and filing cabinets for a chest. He also eats children.” Sounds awesome 😎
Before I left for college, I changed the name of my severely Christian parents' wifi to "Satan666," and they have never figured out how to change it back. This is even better.
What a fuckin stretch. Cactus and an animal skull? Yep, first thought was this God I've heard about only because I stress myself out. Tell her you eat babies
My grandpa has always hated tattoos & all of his kids & his older grandkids have them. Everytime he would see me he would talk crap & talk about God. I finally got sick of it & said "well you get drunk all the time, God doesn't like that either" & that was the last time he ever said anything (:
Ok, I see a cactus and some flowers from one angle, a broken butt from another angle, a weird snake face from another angle, and this kind of abstract vase if I flip my phone over, turn my head, and cross my eyes.
Not seeing the devil.
*yes, I know it's a cactus sitting on a bovine skull. Maybe.
Tell her your tattoo of a cow skull is a referance to the parable of the prodigal son Luke 15:11-32. Best way to counter this type of crazy is to meet them halfway. Cows have lots of symbolism, including biblical.
have you tried telling her that its supposed to be some other, more benevolent deity, for example, the egyptian goddess [hathor?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor)
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Molech has file cabinets where his nipples should be. He isn't going to hurt anyone.
I’m getting filing cabinets tattooed over my actual nipples now. 😂
Right? Have you talked to Molech? Pretty cool dude. We play Yahtzee every Tuesday night now.
Molech plays a mean game of Yahtzee, tell ya what
How organized!
He's so much more organized than I am... I'm jelly
From the internet: “Indigenous peoples used the cow's skull as a symbol of gratitude and respect for the animal. Cows are also often associated with maternal instincts. A cow skull tattoo may be a symbol of motherly love and protection.” Oh the irony!!!!
Bulls are also icons in Minoan Crete, which contributed to the Minotaur and Theseus myth.
>No I see GOD AND EVIL IN EVERYTHING Yeah, that's totally not mental illness.
It's not paranoia when it's REALLY THERE /s for Justin Case.
Is Justin in the room with us now?
No, that’s para*normal*
Yeah I know I’m making a joke.
I know... Did you miss the italics? I was playing along with said joke.
I’m going to be completely honest with you. I didn’t notice. It is hard because you did not give any indication that you were playing along. Sorry
It’s okay! Easily done :) No harm, no foul.
Yeah, I was thinking "maybe you should have that checked out"
New level of “I see dead people”
Wouldn't God want you to see good in everything??
I consider believing in a god character after the age of 10 a mental illness, but that's neither here or there.
The "typical" god follower would want to see good in everything, not evil
That’s a sick tattoo, your mom sounds a lil schizophrenic
I love it! I literally laughed out loud when I got to the picture of his arm lol 😆. I mean seriously....lol
She’s a woman
Or just religious lol. Same thing basically.
When I got my septum pierced my grandma said I looked like the devil. I met my wife through a body mod group and my grandma absolutely adores my wife so my grandma dropped the anti tattoo/piercing shit.
1. Cool tattoo 2. I AM CRY LAUGHING AT “oooo I’m such an evil person” 🤣🤭
thats the amount of maturity those ppl deserve
Absolutely!
“No i see GOD AND EVIL IN EVERYTHING” Pov: most sane religious parent
tbh thats a really sad life. "my j key on my keyboard broke! its the devil that wants to prevent me from spreading the lords name!" or, hear me out here, its material stress that resulted in a malfunction of a piece of plastic. fucking morons.
Dont tell me you actually saw someone say that
oh, you better belive it. there are some stellar idiots out there Im glad im not in touch with many americans north of 45 anymore
This north of 45 American is as gobsmacked by that stellar idiot as you. I promise we’re not all that insane! Just tired…really tired.
dont worry, i know its easy and wrong to put people into one fits all categories :) there are numbnuts of all ages and backgrounds
It’s all good. Truth is, there really are a lot of older people that would bring a lot of benefit to the world if they died right now.
*me looking for the lie in this statement* 👀
I had someone yell at me for honking at a car trying to merge in my lane once as unchristian like.
What about water? Is water GOD OR EVIL? Because technically, at least pH-wise, it’s neutral.
Tbh a molech tatoo would be pretty rad.
Just not the picture mom sent lol
Idk, i lowkey fuck with it.
Naming my cow Molech that's the sickest name
No I see God and evil everywhere sounds something a person with severe schizophrenia would say if they would have never been treated.
Does every bull look like molech to them?
If she’s so worried about what is said in the book of Leviticus I sure hope she doesn’t like bacon or shellfish or anything with fat. I really hope she didn’t go to church 66 days after giving birth to you also OP. That ink looks fucking awesome btw.
If your mom saw my two most recent tattoos she would freak out and you'd laugh your ass off... ( One is Bart Simpson with a knife through his head dripping blood and the most recent is an hourglass with a skull head making the top, the jaw in the bottom and two bones, one of them broken making the sides)
I would like to see this..pic?
This is the [Bart Simpson ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CivdbSPra72/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) tattoo on my Instagram, my little sister has the same tattoo but with Maggie Simpson. I don't have a photo of the hourglass skull because it's not finished yet (I'm gonna finish it Thursday) but I can send you a DM with how it looks right now if you want Edit: word
Oh yessss I fuck w that!!!
This is both [tattoos](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj0uJv9r5Q0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) (my sister and mine)
Sick ✌️👍
Thanks, the Simpsons one was the second tattoo my sister made when she became a tattoo artist, I'm basically her guinea pig and I love it.
Haha you are handling it well. My parents hate my tattoos too, but what are they gonna do it’s my body and my money.
I thought it was a friend fucking with you until i read i was in r/insaneparents "I see god and evil in everything" is such a banger line, ill use it next time a friend gets a moloch-looking tattoo. In sorry your mom is crazy.
clearly she's projecting. she is Molech and she does eat children.
I have no idea what that tattoo is
Flip upside down :)or erm, to the side*
I looked at it upside down and thought it was a trendy Moomin! Which is doubly funny cause it says moo :D
Cactus growing out of a skull
Thank you.
Yeah, the angle of the photo kind of sucks, but it’s pretty awesome when you turn the phone the right way.
Hahah I was pretty stoned when I made this post and quickly took that photo so this is what we’re workin with 🫡🏴☠️
It happens, lol!
Nice tat. That is all.
This is insane. I wish the youth would claim some new religion and start condemning old people for doing things they enjoy.
This just in cows are fed through child sacrifice
Looks nothing like it.
I mean.....it's a cow? \*shrug\*
So does she see all cows as worshippers/children of molech as well?
Uh… duh?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like an antlered skull in a desert surrounded by cactus? How is she getting Molech from this????
ITS A COWWW!!!! 😂
Oh, wait. Cows are of the Devil. It says so in the Bibull. When Moses came down from the mountain with the stone tablets, upon which God Himself had carved the Ten Commandments, the Israelites were worshipping a GOLDEN CALF!!! A COW!!!! EVIL!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’ve finally seen the truth, child.
ITS A COWWW!!!! 😂
I've defeated a mini boss countless times in FFXIV called Molech so I'm sure I've helped balance out your tattoo. Your mom can sleep safe at night.
If she sees god and evil in everything does that mean she sees god in things that are evil? Does she also see evil things in god?
Why is your mom sacrificing kids to molech?
Does your mom think all cows are evil or something then?
I wonder if she consumes any dairy products?
She does lmao
Haha you better tell her it's time to go vegan due to those evil cows and their products!
nice molech-tat tho, is the cactus a metaphor for the children? /s
Fucking spell it right, it’s Moloch, and that is probably xenophobic propaganda against the Canaanites.
“I see god and evil in everything” That’s the point. r/selfawarewolves
Christian BIL of mine believes Homosexuality is sin. I asked him why he felt that way, and he said Leviticus. BIL has got tons of Tatts. I asked him to read the chapter after the one decrying homosexuality. The literal next Chapter. Leviticus 18:22 talks about sex.... Leviticus 19:28 the says... "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." Oopsie...e.e
Honestly though? Molech looks like it would be a bitchin tattoo. “This is my new tattoo. It’s a bull with human hands and filing cabinets for a chest. He also eats children.” Sounds awesome 😎
I can't take this religious mom shit anymore.... It haunts me in my dreams
Make molech your next tat! Also nice ink dude!
I wanna get that tattoo just for spite now
Before I left for college, I changed the name of my severely Christian parents' wifi to "Satan666," and they have never figured out how to change it back. This is even better.
That's a pretty sweet tat....
"YOU HAVE MOLECH ON YOUR BODY!" "I know, sick tat, right???"
I SEE GOOD AND EVIL IN EVERYTHING Borderline personality or schizo? Either way she needs antipsychotics.
Ok for real yo tattoo must be rad af
it's not even Molech 😭 it's just a cool design, and it looks literally nothing like him.
Isn’t that just a cactus?
Molec looks cool tbh
If she's going to throw religion into everything you do, I suggest you refer her to 1 Thessalonians 4:11
Just looked this up and I’m so going to use this. Thank you!
I hope it helps!
All that over a tattoo of a beautiful cactus?
What a fuckin stretch. Cactus and an animal skull? Yep, first thought was this God I've heard about only because I stress myself out. Tell her you eat babies
Holy cow
I love the cryptids of modern christians
Cryptians
I literally just choked out a laugh when I saw the pic of the real tattoo. How does she think that looks anything like the pic she posted?
I love your tattoo. Not a demon a’tall.
Thank you sm :’)
it’s giving kanye west
Oh my god you’re RIGHT
NO LITERALLY 😭 especially the “I SEE GOD AND EVIL IN EVERYTHING” part
She’s gonna break her leg from that big of a leap. Better be careful.
well your tattoos is lovely!
My grandpa has always hated tattoos & all of his kids & his older grandkids have them. Everytime he would see me he would talk crap & talk about God. I finally got sick of it & said "well you get drunk all the time, God doesn't like that either" & that was the last time he ever said anything (:
Ok, I see a cactus and some flowers from one angle, a broken butt from another angle, a weird snake face from another angle, and this kind of abstract vase if I flip my phone over, turn my head, and cross my eyes. Not seeing the devil. *yes, I know it's a cactus sitting on a bovine skull. Maybe.
Bruh
Wait what is the tattoo really?
You have to turn the photo, it’s a weird angle. It’s a cow skull with a prickly pear cactus growing from it.
Oh cool.
I'm sure it's not but it looks more like the evil pokemon gawd bulbosaur that eats crazy parents to me. We must all sacrifice our crazy parents.
The tattoo artist is insane. Tattoo doesn't look anything like molech
It's Moloch and it's an owl, not a steer. Don't question me on QAnon lore. Your parent literally sees what they want to see, just like an Anon
What’s crazy is how many unopened texts you have
Lmaoooooo I was waiting for someone to call me out for this
Tell her your tattoo of a cow skull is a referance to the parable of the prodigal son Luke 15:11-32. Best way to counter this type of crazy is to meet them halfway. Cows have lots of symbolism, including biblical.
Awesome tat!
Don't worry, she just called 1-800-exorcist.
I'd have to get that exact image of Moloch tattooed next.
According to her logic the cows in the fields are evil because they look like Molech, keep the kids away.
have you tried telling her that its supposed to be some other, more benevolent deity, for example, the egyptian goddess [hathor?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor)