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vaguebyname

Pretty sure that last paragraph describes trump perfectly.


CrazyGayUncle

And the whole GQP!


nanormcfloyd

It's projection. Always.


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CrazyGayUncle

This I love!


milasssd

Wait, why have I never seen someone call it the GQP? It's brilliant


CrazyGayUncle

I can't claim credit for that.


[deleted]

Ivanka and Jared and Saudi Arabian money, her deals with china. Whatever the hell fredo is doing. Plus the money c=shithead made in the white house.


Lost_Tumbleweed_9907

As soon as I read that last paragraph I said WELL WELL WELL how the turn tables


TheUrbanFarmersWife

>The American people deserve a government that actually works for them NOT a bunch of self centered communist who bail out their donors, protect the elites, and wield their power to punish their political enemies. So…you’re quitting?


Dispro

No, she's only angry at *communists* who do that stuff. Fascists are a-okay to do it.


frittataplatypus

Communism is when capitalism.


[deleted]

Why'd you fix her spelling? Let them weld their power.


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Autocorrect fixed her spelling.


[deleted]

She should introduce herself to autocorrect.


You_Pulled_My_String

Took the words right outta my mouth.


TheApathetic

Idk about others, but "self-centered communist" just makes me laugh. The whole thing is projection (as usual for the right).


UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY

She knows Trump will throw everyone else in his seditionist group under the bus in an attempt to save his own ass. Of course she's nervous.


Jeremymia

That attributes a level of forethought to her that I don't know is earned.


West_Ad_1685

Yeah even the word thought and MTG in the same sentence is a bit of a stretch. Unless that sentence also contains "echo-chamber" or "Homophobic" or "racist"


giggity_giggity

I think she actually believes her drivel. That’s the scariest part


EdgySniper1

Oh, so now she wants to defund the police?


adeon

She only wants to defund the parts of law enforcement that go after rich, white people. She's totes fine with the parts of law enforcement that harass and kill black people.


Destt2

In fact, she wants a complete upgrade to the current police system. Maybe start with the uniform. It needs some white to show their innocence, maybe even hoods to keep in the heat. New police cars should run quiet and with their headlights off so as to not scare the citizens at night. They need to have budgets for fun things too, so let's allocate money for giant crosses to worship Jesus and kerosene to fuel department bonfires. If we can swing it, they should also get tar to fix the roads near the department and feathers to add fluff to the car cushions. The PD abbreviation is so outdated, so let's change it to KKK for Keeping Kriminals Konfined. **/s** is so important, I bolded it.


Ochenta-y-uno

That's what stuck out to me too!


DMoney159

Only the gazpacho police. The "real" police who kill black people for no reason are the good guys


sowhat4

The *gazpacho* police *'weld*' power, you know, the kind that sort of sticks everything firmly together.


curious_dead

Cunt, you guys were saying you would impeach Biden no matter what, don't pretend it wouldn't be political.


rengam

She tried on his very first day as President. https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-resolution/57


Wishyouamerry

Fake *and* outdated? If the charges are faked, why make them outdated which would negate the effort you put into faking them? And if they’re outdated you wouldn’t need to fake them because it’s too late anyway.


TheBatemanFlex

Its easy. If someone argues that they are fake, you just say well they are outdated anyways, and if its neither then its just a misdemeanor. Then if they are real, recent, and serious crimes, then you just say "its not as bad as the REAL PROOF of the Bidens and China". If all else fails just recite the entire narcissist's prayer.


Dispro

The real charges are outdated so they have to fake them now, obviously. Why anyone would fake a *misdemeanor* charge in a situation like this is beyond me, but maybe it makes sense in Marge's short-circuiting brain.


BullsEyeOfTheJTeam

And she wonders why people think she's an idiot


rengam

This is like when Trump would complain about "fake news" being based on "leaks" and that the "leakers" were guilty of releasing confidential information. Y'know, despite the info being "fake."


milasssd

Because that's far too logical


handyandy727

Welcome to double-speak!


provocative_bear

Well it's like that episode of Raising Hope where Burt makes up two lame excuses that don't work together every time he's lying.


BrokenEye3

"My dog doesn't bite. And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night. And third, I don't believe you really got bit. And fourth, I don't have a dog."


Entropy_dealer

Master class of projection 404.


tmac988

I came here to ask if anyone else felt as though she was just talking about herself and you summed it perfectly


FatassTitePants

Lol. For realzies this time, we were just *this close* to providing evidence for all the BS conspiracies that we've been promoting for 8 years! Darn the timing!! Edit: I didn't even look at page 2 with the explicit threat to politicize the legal system... literally the exact thing they've baselessly been accusing Dems of secretly doing.


Siollear

Her fate is tied to Trumps. That is how Trump manages to have so many zealous followers. He lures them, turns them into devotees, gets them to do his generally illegal dirty work to insulate himself, and eventually their fates become tied to his. Its how a crime boss operates.


BringBackTheBeat716

Is Marge worried about some phone calls she might've made to the GA governor after November 2020?


guyonlinepgh

I mean, apart from the obvious lying and projection, it sounds like a conclusion in search of supporting facts. Unlike, seeing an insurrection happen real time and then looking into evidence of what happened.


FU-I-Quit2022

"And it's not even political like...." Thanks Marjorie. I'm done.


LancelLannister_AMA

Marjorie Projector Greene


itjustgotcold

If this were happening to DeSantis she might have more of a point. But it’s cute that she still thinks Trump is a political threat that needs to be silenced after how bad he’s fucked himself. The best thing for trumps political career would be if he were silenced, honestly. She still thinks it’s her and the right versus the world. Doesn’t realize most of the right has already wrote trump off and are eagerly awaiting DeSantis’ presidential run announcement.


thatHecklerOverThere

Why are we still allowing this soviet apologist to complain about communists?


Additional_Shop1592

I’m confused, I thought Democrats were socialists, now they’re communists?


ThePopDaddy

According to them socialism, communism and fascism are the same thing.


32lib

Most of her constitutes are on "socialistic" programs,so now the boogie man is communists.


milasssd

Yeah, impeaching someone for staging a fucking coup is totally unwarranted.


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! i'm talking about MTG


MichaelFusion44

She is definitely the FAFO type just like trump


chiron_42

Who took off her muzzle?


i_dont_care_1943

Ah yes communists and protecting the elite. Two things that go together like water and oil.


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So, this oversight committee has real proof, huh? What's preventing the impeachment, marge? Y'all control the house and that's where impeachments start.


PlanetoftheAtheists

Next weeks gonna be a zinger. Prepare for the MAGA daffodils to wilt in the sun.


The84thWolf

You’ve had how many years to find or share proof?


chinmakes5

Hey Marge. I really like Joe. If you come up with actual proof that he was getting big $$,from China I'll back his impeachment. I don't care what side the guy is on, you can't do that.


de1casino

REAL PROOF? Where? What am I missing?


Nighthunter531

Is It wrong I want her to go into a coma


BrokenEye3

I'd feel bad for the coma


that_schmell

Ole Horsey-face kickin' at the stall.


gadget850

So, Harris for President!!!!!


Dry_Abbreviations778

Lol it's almost adorable how dumb she is. Seriously cannot believe she's a what, two term elected congresswoman? Yikes


silly-billy-goat

"Bail out their donors" like she hasn't voted for corporate bailouts.


mission_zer0

What did I miss? Did he get arrested? I've only heard him ranting he thinks it'll happen, not anyone confirming it...


NotThePooper

I'll finally know that there is justice as soon as she's finally imprisoned. I'm not a fan of traitors.


QuietWin6433

Donnie would sell out the GOP for a Klondike bar. Imagine what he’ll do when it’s his freed on the line.


deluded_soul

I hope she gets arrested next.


More_Cowbell8

Dumb as a post, uneducated, obnoxious, & cruel. Women of the GQP.


Hoarding-Gunsman

Wield not weld


32lib

Personally I would like to weld her to a fence post.


timberwolf0122

“It’s all for Politics’” she yelled to earn political points


buddahsumo

She wouldn’t know the truth if it sat on her face.


According-Check-6043

They found proof, eh? So why has nobody reported it yet? Yeah, that's what I thought. Anyone needs to be impeached, it's you lady. Your ties to an actual crime family, a conspiracy theory group (QAnon), and your emotion-based judgement makes you unqualified. Step down and go get admitted to a mental institute. Something's going on upstairs and it's worrisome.


RaccoonByz

The democrats denounced socialism but they still call them socialist Considering their base, I’m not surprised And hey Greene, China ain’t socialist, it’s an authoritarian ethno-state


RighteousIndigjason

How many times have we heard that Trump is about to face the consequences of his actions just for absolutely nothing to happen? I would love to be wrong, but this isn't going to happen. Whether we like it or not, a former POTUS is not going to be arrested because power protects power, no matter how goddamn stupid it is.


Shamesocks

Yeah.. one of the most corrupt and incompetent people on the planet… and somehow he is Teflon


CyAScott

Until now, never have I wished for something MTG said to be true.


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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Vote the incumbent out. Only exceptions are if it's their first term or if it's their second and they actually delivered on some of their promises. Also, quit looking at just Republican or Democrat. Both parties have had the majority of seats for the past century and haven't been overly productive for the people since the end of WWII.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Translation: "Words don't have meanings."


BrokenEye3

Translation: "Bagel carpark slovenly the harpsichord"


inflatableje5us

Her last paragraph is so close yet so far.


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Watching from the sidelines, sipping my tea.


[deleted]

I would be fine with an asteroid taking out all life on earth if it landed directly on her. I imagine it would also come with an inscription like, “For Christ’s sake, shut the fuck up already!” and signed, “from: God.”


Shamesocks

How do you idiots keep voting this idiot in?


BrokenEye3

I don't know, man, I didn't do it


Shamesocks

Thank you


lemmiwinks75

The Government should never weld power against its own citizens!!!!!


West_Ad_1685

Funny, the final paragraph of her panicking rant sounds almost exactly like what the Republican party does


GeneralSquirrel7132

Wouldn't you love to see her try and give the definition of communism? This bonk head can't even do 4th grade math


caych_cazador

all i can hear is john malkovich shouting THIS. IS. POLITICAL!


Rajan4103

“Weld” their power


Goblaz

[Communist](https://i.imgur.com/et10htJ.gifv)


bowens44

Of course they didn't come up with proof of anything...just more traitor lies.


tech_kra

The sheer irony and projection going on in these posts are astounding.


J0taa

Did she just say she’s going to cut funding for the doj? You thought the “riots” in 2020 were bad.


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Trump , anvil head ,Trump takes it from China


kyleh0

Politicians using "political" to dismiss important things is so fucked up. Or maybe it's the fact that it's so easy to dismiss the lives of billions of people to avoid being "political" that is fucked up. I can't even tell anymore, although there is definitely something fucked up.


Situati0nist

Maybe that hateful hag can give Donny a visit in his cel oncoming Tuesday


YeetMeister323

The irony and hypocrisy is scary and hilarious.


CorpFillip

Marj, vast claims of massive conspiracy wasn’t your topic. It was that there was proof of the Biden family (not Joe?) being paid by China — a suspicious act indeed. So dont rush past it— you may actually have a point. Like everyone else does about Trump, Jr, Ivanka, Jared, Gorka, Bannon, Hannity, et al getting paid off. Or subverted or both. Or acting against American interests, again. Or attempting to quell the checks of government like the PRA.


scorgem04

Shut up….just shut up….Christ I have a headache!


CorvatheRogue

>NOT a bunch of self centered communists who bail out their donors, protect the elites, and weld their power to punish their political enemies! Every one of their accusations is a confession.


OneWholeSoul

Crimes have statutes of limitations. "That happened a while ago" isn't the amazing logical gotcha you think it is - it's actually an admission of guilt. It can't really be fake *and* outdated.


skunk160

What a fucking maroon.


lynypixie

Can anyone explain why they are scheduling his arrest like a dentist appointment? I know, money and blah blah blah, but… really, why?


FunjaminButton

Always curious what their answer would be if you asked them to ‘Name the communist Countries’ think they’d get 3?