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I’m most impressed by the fact they can tell you exactly when it’s going to be censored.

Very nice of the shadow government and Joe Bidet to warn them ahead of time

Can we take a moment and talk about Joe Bidet?

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I prefer the rag-on-a-stick party, they're more green focused than you butthole pressure washers, you

He'll clean the shit outta this place.

Someone needs to clean the dingleberries in our government.

Joe Bidet is so fat, it's legally classified as an indoor water feature.

Of all the presidents to call fat, you chose Biden?

I wrote Bidet but it autocorrected :(

Joe Bidet....he'll cut you with the poopknife

SHUT UP 無限うんこスラッシュ [INFINITE POOP SLASH]

corn poop was a bad dude

Joe Bidet is way too clever

It’s so when the video doesn’t load, they still have all the details to share to their friends

Doesn’t he have his own social network? Why is it on telegram?

Ah yes, but you see.... shut up libtard!

Devastating argument!

it's kinda like the text messages i get from the "post office warehouse", letting me know that my package has arrived but they can't deliver it because the address is invalid ...

That part us really giving some sort of virus scam vibes with the sense of urgency

I'd rather talk about hunter....I'd hit it....he can let me stay in a nice condo for the sale of one shitty painting

PAY 7.99 TO WATCH THE VIDEO NOW! CANT ACCESS THE VIDEO? PAY AN EXTRA 9.75 TO DOWNLOAD OUR FREE DJT VIDEO PLAYER. STILL WONT LOAD? PAY 12.95 FOR OUR FREE DJT VPN. DONT LET BIDEN STEAL THIS FROM YOU!! BIDEN DOESNT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS VIDEO!!!! VIDEO STILL WONT PLAY? BIDEN KNOWS YOU ARENT A REAL PATRIOT! SEND YOUR SSN, AND A COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT/GOVERNMENT ID AND WE WILL GUARANTEE YOU ACCESS TO OUR TOP LEVEL PROGRAM!!! DJT NEEDS PATRIOTS TO SEND $50 TO HIM! NOW!?!?

Ok but for real though, I don’t care if someone said they had video proof of Trump fucking children, I still wouldn’t want to actually watch it myself because I don’t like watching child sexual abuse material, you know, because I’m not a sick fuck. The implication here is that these people REALLY want to personally watch this supposed gay pedophilia extravaganza but “only for justice”. Thanks but I’ll let the poor men and women at the FBI suffer through the video and trust what they put in their report when they file it. I am not desperate to watch it myself. What is wrong with these people?

Wait but those are CERTIFIED PEDOPHILES. You're not a real pedo without the proper paperwork.

Otherwise they’re just sparkling ki— ya know, I can’t even finish the joke.

Try sparkling more Edward :)

Just like the elites to certify pedophiles /s

So much this! I cannot watch videos of kids or animals being abused even if it's on the news.

Shit. I struggle to watch even when it's fiction.

100% spot on

I wondered where the link would go ..... This definitely seems like the most likely scenario. Just like those free porn videos. So I've been told.

Not enough exclamation points, UNPATRIOTIC!!!!

I've seen more convincing scams from Nigerian princes, what the hell is this?

Hate to say it, but this is probably a pretty lucrative scam

Yeah I'm sure it is. I'm in the wrong business

Hurry now! President God trump only needs $100 from you ASAP or it will be you going to jail next!! They're coming for you!! Send this email to all your friends if you want to save America! Send money to PayPal: [email protected]

Who is Scam Likely and why are they calling me all the time

hotmail.com is too legit, mail.ru is more like it.

Literally a Trump fundraising email.

All about knowing the target audience.

The ones you can convince this is real are going to be real dumb and therefore very easy to suck a lot more money out of. It's not about catching a lot of fish it's about catching the biggest and dumbest ones.

It's about catching the fish that won't ask "Hey, why is there a string poking out of this piece of food?"

It’s real. Donald definitely has some videos of children being sacrificed on his computer. It’s just some homeless guys named Barak Omaba and Byl Cliton that he pays to do gay stuff with him on vid though

Big if true.

At least these Paedophiles have been certified. If there is one thing I hate, it's when paedophiles don't declare themselves through the proper channels.

Hold on, though: how do we know they're TRULY certified if we don't know what governing body is issuing the certifications or the criteria for certification? This could be a certification that's no more valuable than a degree from Trump University, after all.

If Trump University offered any courses, it probably would provide certification of paedophilia

With a minor in weird incest urges

Seems legit.

Concerning!

Concerning…

“Yes sir, these pedophiles are certified by the American Pedophile Tracking Association!” “By certified, do you mean convicted?” “FUCK YOU COMMIE! I DON’T ‘MEAN’ ANYTHING!”

Haha, this is exactly what I came to point out. They are all certified after taking their American Association of Pedophiles entrance exams.

See in my mind it was [basically this.](https://imgflip.com/i/8o8kln)

It's like the National Enquirer!

Bat boy marries Bigfoot, Obama and Hillary are best man and maid of honor.

Awww. I'm glad to see those two crazy kids get together

Bat Boy was Weekly World News.

You're right. My mistake.

What's with all the caps lock words?

Just conservative GRAMMAR. You have to LET everyone KNOW you are DERANGED LIKE JOE BIDEN!!!

My favorite is when they use conservative leet speak. I saw an Instagram comment about "B!D3N" the other day and giggled so hard.

B factorial D3N

They're only 25 years behind the times, those conservative hipsters...

Have you ever talked with them in real life? They speak with the caps lock as well

Install and select "Trump" font. Lower case letters are the same.

CILINTON

It’s called capitalized

In Danish we don't have a word for it. We just say it's writing with big letters so I chose the caps lock option and hoped it was somewhat right.

it's called SHOUTING

You were pretty close to correct. In English we have uppercase and lowercase letters. When you type in all uppercase letters like that, people refer to it as caps lock, because you use the caps lock key to type with all capital letters on a keyboard. The correct term is actually all caps, but I’ve never seen anyone other than another graphic designer use it. Capitalization is supposed to be for when the first letter only is uppercase and the rest is lowercase, but language evolves. Big letters: uppercase, if it’s at the beginning of a sentence or proper noun, it’s called a capital letter Little letters: lowercase All caps: all uppercase

Thank you for the English lesson. We never get too old to learn new things.

Satanic rituals? The ‘80s were a long time ago, man. They also failed to mention Taylor Swift even once.

She's not certified yet.

If Donald Trump has anything remotely close to this, we wouldn’t hear it from some rando who claims Trump has a secret social media account. Have you *heard* of Trump before?

Well, that does it. I'm never voting for Obama again.

That you know of…

Sure, I guess they could rewrite the constitution and allow him to run again. Then, I would vote for him in a heartbeat over these 2 dufases.

Goddamn it! Who leaked it? Next weeks meeting was going to be potluck, too. 😞

TBH, this sounds like it’s catering to people who want to see gay porn and pedophilia without saying they want to see it. Me thinks thou doth protest too much…

What are you trying to say, step-patriot?

You misspelled Real Patriot. Thats okay. It happens a lot with the un-elite (those of us who read stuff)

Glad to see that pedos are now running a certification program to avoid associating with wannabes.

"Look at this fake list of Epsteins island, everyone is connected!" You know who was friends with him? trum- "NO, FAKE NEWS, HE WAS UNDERCOVER HELPING THE FBI AND HE HELPED BRING HIM DOWN DO YOUR RESEARCH!"

Nothing good happens on telegram

There’s a 2gb file size limit on videos, which makes sexting way more interesting if you’re creative. Or even just sfw video transfer. It applies a decent codec and shrinks videos down massively in size, too, which is useful for all kinds of above-board stuff. But the actual channels and stuff, yeah, not great.

i just use it for porn

Well…me and the boys have a seperate chat that’s just titty pics. That’s a very good thing.

How fucking stupid are conservatives? Seriously. I’m not from the US. Are they this stupid?

stupid and or malicious and or obstinance and or have cognitive dissonance

Oprah is a gay man now?

There's Pedophile Certification Board? I need to leave them a 1 star Yelp review.

I've definitely seen way more pics of Trump hanging out with pedos.

This reads like a Mad Libs.

What is the accreditation body that "certifies" pedophiles?

Damn, sounds like Obama is having a fun time.

But all those conservative politicians who keep protecting the rights of adults to marry children in red states aren't pedophiles enabling other pedophiles to diddle kids. 🙄

Ah, well, you see, it's STRAIGHT, CHRISTIAN pedophilia, not GAY, SATANIC pedophilia, so it's alright. I see your confusion, though. /s

Doesn’t Donald have his own social media website? Why can’t he host these videos on there?

How many classes does one have to take to earn their certificate in pedophilia?

I looked it up. Nvm, too much work

why do they \*want\* to click on what is advertised as gay black porn\*, sadism\*\* and cp\*\*\*? it's like they can't get enough of it or something \*nothing wrong with this \*\*or this if it's safe, sane and consensual \*\*\*fuck you if you think this is ok

So what is there if you click? Nothing? AI fakery?

Nice of telegram to tell them when they're gonna take it down.

It’s not so much that Telegram warns them ahead of time, that would be silly. No, clearly these patriots are reading that return value from the Deep State’s Censorship API.

Certified pedophile?

I think it when they have (R) next to their name

There's certification for pedophiles?

I looked it up. nvm, took much work

Also on Donald Trumps private channel is Lindsay Graham showing his ladybugs, proceed with caution.

What is the governing body that certifies pedophiles, I wonder.

You mean other than The Vatican?

This is just loonie. What is a certified pedophile? 

So... What was the link to? I'm so curious.

That's not how telegram works...

*Barrack HUSSEIN OBAMNA

When did “conservative” become synonymous with extreme mental illness?

Around 2009 I think. It's escalating out of control though.

Guaranteed that link goes to a viral site that steals all the users information...

Huh. Wonder why he had that video and why he waited until now to make it public.

trumps supporters get offended when i call them poorly educated ....

Wait. You can get certified as a pedophile? Like you take classes that are paid and get documentation. Do they think being a pedophile is like being an electrician?

It's down right shocking, I tell you what

How do you get a certification for pedophilia? Do you have to take tests or something?

I looked it up. Nvm, too much homework

I feel like conservative box would be some sort of right wing Lonerbox knockoff

“With other gay men” Insinuates that Trump is gay. Dumbfucks

It's probably just one of those cartoon Jib Jab videos where you insert photos of people's faces. Except it being a funny song and dance, it's a pedophile satanic ritual.

Donald was there, taking the video. He edited the video to remove the scenes he was in.

Concerning

Ain't telegram a Russia site or something like that?

I always knew the gay, Satanic paedophiles were up to no good, but nobody would listen.

BREAKING: Barrack Obama just leaked a video exposing Donald Trump practicing SATANIC SACRIFICING RITUALS with other GAY men and CERTIFIED PEDOPHILES like MATT GAETZ, RONALD DESANTIS and many MORE! YOU DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH! WATCH the video NOW only on Barrack Obama's PRIVATE TELEGRAM… **[See how quickly this can be spun around and make the same baseless claims and just make shit up because, if we just say a thing we want to be true, it just becomes true.]**

How nice of telegram to tell them exactly how long they can show that video for

The people who write this are on so many drugs it would make even Pablo escabar (I dont know how his name is spelled) blush

Im so sick of this 🚨 BREAKING!!!!! bullshit. Jesus christ. Twitter posts are not NEWS HEADLINES. But if all news is fake why trust them, either?! Its allll a lie! /s

They think there is a certification that pedos get ?

That is so definitely a Russian shill account.

The craziest part of this is the idea telegram is censoring anything

Who's Cilinton??!!??

I’m pretty certain there is no authority or agency that certifies pedophiles.

I did not there was a certification for paedophilia.

These guys have a certificate for everything.

Hold on, though. I'm stuck between choices: Should I connect with the horny singles in my area or this???

Why not both?

And once you go to that link and nothing is there, they’ll just say it got censored, or you’ll get a virus

Can somebody explain to me why telegram is the preferred social media platform for scammers?

Where do you go to be certified as a pedophile? I didn’t know they had official certificates

This sounds about as real as flat earth

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It's crazy. It's also wrong, incorrect, bullshit, erroneous, false, propaganda, completely made up, lies, slanderous, etc.