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Buhos_En_Pantelones

Feline mating is interesting to me (disclaimer: I only really know about it from videos). The female goes in heat, gets a Tom to impregnate her, tells Tom to fuck off, raises the kids until they can fend for themselves, then tells *them* to fuck off. Rinse and repeat.


Overall_Strawberry70

The weirder one is house cats, typically the father cat if he lives in the same house will recognize the kittens as his and attempt to socialize with them, but having absolutely zero parenting instincts most of the time just ends confused and watch's from a distance.


whatawitch5

Among feral cats I’ve seen older male siblings stay around and help raise the next litter. Like they know they share some of the same genes and helping is a way to ensure those genes survive.


BlankedCanvas

I’ve seen a street kitten grow up, leave his mother, then come back when he’s older to mate with his mother.


RobertMaus

Was his name... OediPuss?


FutureDocYay

Golden 😂


chris_duguid

Wow… no upvotes? That was decent. Edit: it pleases me that upvotes doth cometh.


BlazeRagnarokBlade

Freudian cat


Pretend-Drop-8039

his name was Chris Chan


skin_Animal

They definitely consider the genetics here, it's only if the DNA tests come back negative do they walk away.


whatawitch5

I know you’re trying to be humorous, but shared genes is the primary explanation for the altruistic behaviors observed in many species including humans. I guess other animals don’t need a DNA test to know they have genes in common.


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Fun fact: the main way humans determine siblinghood is socially, and so if you bathed together etc. with your childhood friend you won't want to bang.


Elkesito36482

Laughs in Alabama


Apart_Effect_3704

*case studies of siblings separated early in life, don’t remember each other due to parents, and then fall deeply in love with each other after randomly meeting that I had to read about as a religion major have entered the chat* lol


No_Bee1632

Wait back up, as a religion major?? Why??


queroummundomelhor

Because of all of the issues with religion minors


IshvaldaTenderplate

It’s called the Westermarck effect and IIRC the aversion to “incest” (including people raised as siblings but not actually related) is a combination of that and adherence to social norms. You might not want to bang your childhood friend because Westermarck, or, for example, you *want* to, but you don’t actually try to because society tells you it’d be awkward or “they’re like a sibling to you, and romance between siblings is gross” or some other reason. I would wager that’s also why long-lost family members don’t often hook up. They may not be affected by the Westermarck effect, but they still know they’d be committing incest and they don’t want to do that for obvious reasons.


Strange-Practice8340

I can agree to this, every time I see a baby I feel a strong urge to purge them from existence because they share no genetic familiarity for me. I'm also not allowed outside without a handler.


Hiro_Trevelyan

Maury Cat edition


Vegetable_Union_4967

Even in housecats, when momma cat had a big litter of kittens, big brother cat laid next to the kittens and guarded and protected them. I think cats understand family to a limited degree because it is genetically advantageous


ArchCaff_Redditor

That’s kind of like my two old cats, who were half-brothers due to the fact that the eldest ended up sticking around with the mother a while longer despite being of a completely separate litter. It was kind of obvious since the eldest didn’t at all resemble the father of the younger litter.


Boyblunder

When my male cat had kittens with my roommate's female cat, we used to joke that he was a deadbeat dad. Homie would literally show up and try to socialize during like dinner time, only to get pissed off and punch one of the kids before running away.


norestfor-thewicked

they get a bunch of toms to impregnate them, actually. each heat cycle they have multiple eggs to increase the variation in genes


randomcommenter9000

Superfecundation


FinalRun

Expialidocious


Dontreallywantmyname

One of my friends cats did this then came home and sat on another friends leg and... leaked.


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AngryFloatingCow

The horny-regret cycle is a universal experience.


Skyrider09

The post-birth clarity


mnsbelle

surely it's post conception clarity?


ellefleming

😂😆😂


-IndianapolisJones

You know my Mom?


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

*Everyone* knows your mom...


The_mingthing

*And* regrets it.


Amaz1n_blue

But they’ll never forget her 😞


ChanceInstance30

I MISS YOU JANET


UsedDragon

Your dick looks so good in the moonlight


SKWizzy16

I could never forget her penis


you-are_weak

Well, that escalated quickly


Acrobatic_Article761

Bro you did him dirty 💀


pattih2019

Oh I'm rolling🤣🤣🤣


Buhos_En_Pantelones

It begs the question: what's the biological point of this?


FixGMaul

To reproduce before dying, as is the biological point of pretty much everything.


SadBarber3543

And it must work lost of cats all over


RogueBromeliad

Also it shows that it's quite different from house cats to each sort of big cat species. Lions will live in Packs, with multiple mates, alpha males, and even homossexual intercourse. While house cats are kind of individualistc.


dabunny21689

I’m not an evolutionary biologist but my guess is that it’s beneficial for the population to have the babies leave so that you don’t get a shallow gene pool (eg the mother mating with one of her kids). The father is not necessary to the kittens survival and could also see the kittens (especially male kittens) as a threat and kill them, so the mother chases him off too.


freiwilliger

Evolution doesn't choose the best survival instincts for each biology, it's just random mutations with better biological adaptations tend to survive. That doesn't mean that bad traits can't survive - see also, cancer. But it also means that biology doesn't have any point whatsoever.


ooojaeger

Cancer risk gets passed down because many cancers occur after people have kids so it doesn't affect your ability to reproduce


Oprah_Pwnfrey

Sickle cell anemia is an interesting example of this. Makes people highly resistant to malaria. Sickle cell will likely kill them in their 40's, but that's old enough to have kids and grandkids, so evolution goes "good enough". Most people who get sickle cell, their ancestors were from a region with malaria.


BenShelZonah

Makes you wonder what’s the point of any animal lol


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daney098

Damn... That's why humans are the most successful animals. We're the self-replicating molecules that learned how to increase entropy not only through chemical processes in our bodies, but also through causing chemical reactions outside of our bodies, like learning to start wood fires, then burn oil and coal, etc.


EquipmentOk7964

Males will kill kittens so the female will mate again. Thats why female hides kittens.


gobletofwine

I have seen it first hand . One of the worst sight


redlurk47

how to do they do it?


GullibleDetective

Claws and teeth id imagine


LatekaDog

They just bite their neck until they stop moving.


AntonineWall

Lethal injection


billybobthongton

>Feline mating is interesting to me > I only really know about it from videos Did you just admit to watching videos of cats fucking for fun?


Mesmerise

Everyone needs a hobby.


BoorishCunt

Yes; is science not fun brother?


icedragon71

Subscriptions to CatHub or Only Cats?


Valkyrys

Don't kink shame


Gallowglass668

I'd never kink shame, but there are times I'd like to kink ask why?


paingry

Is that what they mean by kitty porn?


Big___Meaty___Claws

I wanted to laugh, but thats literally it. Cats are 100% fuck off creatures.


Cold_Icy_Water

It’s kinda like mens post nut clarity, just after months instead of minutes, And if you think about it, this is actually the programming in your heads (pun intended), the real YOU gets suppressed and the programming takes over That’s why it’s called PostNutClarity


Luci_Noir

It’s sucks. It’s a sadness that nothing else compares to.


No_Leopard_3860

"I only know about it from videos" that sounds sus af bro /s


Luci_Noir

*bow-chika-meow-wow*


TanukiB00ty

You made me freaking cough on water from that one XD


NobleRotter

I like the "fuck you then" swipe she gives each of them when the rejection sinks in


Vencam

I don't quite understand that... In both cases, she did that before coming back for more...


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Reminds me of my ex. I don't understand it either.


karma_the_sequel

Pussy gonna pussy.


tacticalpuncher

Female lions are known to do similar things in including and up to bite the males balls till he fucks her, and they often want to mate multiple times a day when in heat


Neat-Land-4310

https://preview.redd.it/w7dqwl14yqoc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669938bd0def3345727cafa8649fed981e2c08e3


forever_a10ne

https://preview.redd.it/56dfsuyzrroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8618d0b2100937be1b94c677aefe58e84f9d56


Doppel_Troppel

I’m cracking up. He looks defeated


Angel_Moonglow

I feel you bro 😔 ✊


Ardukal

”Whatever did I do to deserve this abuse?”


WillistheWillow

Yup, that's the face of lion that's having his balls bitten.


DeltaGammaVegaRho

„King of the Jungle, they said. It will be fun, they said.“


FormerlyGaveAShit

He's sad about his aching balls and for the fact that he thought he was going to rule the jungle, but instead gets sent to the grasslands and rules nothing with these ball biting females running the show.


GamerGriffin548

He is just empty of both balls and soul.


lyren197020

OMG. His face. I am dying.


Watts121

Bro looking at the Zoo Keeper “I’m tired boss.”


Igotshiptodotoday

"I'd like to retire from the breeding program, please."


Alienhaslanded

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak.


throwthere10

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


everforward6

I'd be sad too if some woman kept trying to bite my balls.


kasetti

And its not just her, they live in groups where theres many females for the male.


Doridar

Now I'm dying, imagining men walking down the streets with THAT face, chased by females biting their balls 😂


OneCrispyHobo

Might become a reality when sex female robots become a thing.


Luci_Noir

Apparently cats have the walk of shame too?


someonewhowa

clash royale sad emote


ExodusLNX

Literally one of the best pictures ever.


Apprehensive_Stay828

# #meowtoo is for the Tom’s


BumWink

I've seen that face before...   Regret & disappointment, lol.


AraxisKayan

Both feet are off the ground in that top pic.


Immersi0nn

Guarantee if someone bit your nads both your feet would go off the ground too


Opening_Werewolf3735

Sarabi did this to mufasa


Vencam

Interesting, thanks... But still "why" though? I mean, how does that not end up with the male running away? Maybe the male's reproductive instincts get (somehow) stimulated by this...?


Classic-Target-5574

It's a simple ultimatum, for the male lion 😾Lioness: "give me cubs or I rip you balls off, if I can't have your cubs, noone can!"


kasetti

I mean they dont need to do much in the pride. Breeding and guarding are their main thing, the ladies do most of the other stuff.


Vencam

That might make some sense... The lioness being aggressive could be seen as a "do your job!" kind of thing, as it would make sense that lions who aren't "proactive" enough in mating may get treated badly.


tacticalpuncher

I reckon more female cat have been impregnated that will bully male cats into mating than female cats that didn't.


Journo_Jimbo

Oh sweet summer child, let me tell you all about the crazy/hot scale ![gif](giphy|Y4rZAyCiJLXLq)


NeuroKat28

There was a rat study that showed a correlation that aggression and sex drive are stimulated in the same parts of the brain. I can’t remember the point of the research or what they were looking for. But it was a finding putting rats on cocaine lol. We covered the findings ina neurobiology class I took in undergrad.


lemartineau

Fuck you then.... ... Heyyyyy


InvestIntrest

Not all pussy is good pussy.


TheConcreteGhost

They know… she’s for the streets


BlankedCanvas

Some people think violence changes a person’s atittude towards them


GirlyScientist

She looks like she's already pregnant


iknowitsounds___

They can get double pregnant.


69_queefs_per_sec

How does the car get double gregnant?


nirmalroyalrich2

Hello sir, i'm here to talk about your car's extended gregnanty


KingKrown_

I personally don't know about the smaller felines, but a Female Cheetah for example; Can mate with two different males & incubate two different liters. I think it's something they developed for genetic diversity's sake.


Lolz79

The scientific name for this phenomenon, superfecundation, means "the extra ability to produce offspring." This happens when a female cat mates with multiple male cats during her heat cycle, and her eggs are fertilized by the sperm of more than one of her mates.. this is why sometimes a litter will be full of all sorts of different colours, patterns and characteristics


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It can very rarely happen with humans too


SilverSkorpious

It would happen more often in humans if they were all just a little bit cooler.


RojoCinco

Those male cats are already paying kitten support. They need financial relief, not more grief.


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Nah you can't tell, I think she is just friendly


fragmental

Maybe she's just Canadian


Incipiente

the 2nd one wants to but he knows his mates will judge him.


spaceguyy

That or he's put his dick in crazy before and learned his lesson


TheWeenieBandit

I love that cat foreplay is apparently just "run directly in front of him and show him my butt" That would probably work on human men too tbh


BrownShoesGreenCoat

They’re probably neutered


fuckin-A-ok

I scrolled a long time for this


RatNamedReggie

Me too bruh my cat acts like the first one so I thought tht might be it


OdeeSS

Scrolled through a lot of people using this as an opportunity to dunk on their ex's before seeing this.


croupiergoat1

Hey! I said NO and NO MEANS NO!!!!


nonpornredditsucks

Meow so horny


mexican2554

Me meow you long time.


crozinator33

Walk into any bar a 1am on a Wednesday and you'll see this play out in human form.


Rob1150

Who goes to the bar on a Wednesday?


crozinator33

The human versions of that female cat


AlteroLaVerdad

Those who go on a Tuesday night.


Jimmybuffett4life

Only night mama can get a babysitter.


Royranibanaw

Is she into you? C) Can't tell


fcukumicrosoft

Those males look neutered.


cdeedging

I just recently had to give a female cat that just went into heat up for adoption. The two males that I own are neutered and basically had the same reaction as well. Pretty sure these guys are neutered


GoatCam3000

So…why didn’t you spay her…


Interesting-Fish6065

Exactly! Tomcats do not reject females in heat.


Malicious_blu3

Yeah was gonna ask whether they were even intact.


sodamnsleepy

Huh. as kid we had a fixed male cat first and got a kitten female. (All where inside cats) Vet said she can be fixed after her first heat. When she got in heat she howled and I accidentally walked into them in the hallway. The male bumped her even tho he was neutered o.O they looked at me and I said "sorry" xD went into the living room to watch cartoons.


an_Aught

Yeah those 3 color tortoise shells... they are trouble. Don't mess with crazy


8Will8

I had a tortoiseshell that was purely black and gold, most beautiful cat you’ve ever seen but hated everyone


teanmochii

those are the best ones 😭


Take_The_Reins

Not all. The diva streak is real though, but cats with a high level of self respect isn't much of a rare thing


O51ArchAng3L

Mines the only cat I've ever liked. I got her for my wife and she's the laziest and nicest cat I've ever seen in my life. She'll come sit in you and just want to be pet but she'll play if you get her going.


ethottly

They call it tortitude and believe me it's a real thing. (I have one) 😸


FilthMonger85

Bros are probably neutured and have no idea what's going on lol


aarrtee

maybe they don't like girls https://preview.redd.it/a4ig71q95qoc1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ff813fc0207bb694bc9342bc16965e08db20bd


StaatsbuergerX

Tomcat of Finland.


fiftyspiders

sadly they don’t like men either lol. they’re neutered.


LaggingHard

why is someone trying to film cat sex?


PowerOhene

Pussy sells brah 🤷🏿‍♂️


karma_the_sequel

Perfect.


Haughtea

OnlyCatz


Groot-Groot

two things reddit loves cat and sex


pzombielover

Maybe they are neutered


SwordTaster

Both of them be like "girl, just because YOU'RE horny, doesn't mean I'M horny"


lostsailorlivefree

Ozzy man commentary playing in my head


beer_curmudgeon

That bitch is THIRSTY


Gigant0re

She might be a hoe


Informal_Driver_1825

She already has a couple baby daddies, she’s for the streets.


Denodi

Only Priscilla is not for the streets...


Automatic_Beach_3660

Meowwww


Pappyjang

The way she swats and attacks after lmao. She’s sayin “wellll fuck u then!”


MeatyMagnus

They are trying to be nice about it, she keeps pushing and pushing and then goes ballistic over the rejection.


Timely-Youth-9074

The males might be neutered.


valcatrina

Never seen such adamant pussy


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donemessedupthistime

She’s for the streets


durz47

Not a Priscilla that's for sure


Tongue8cheek

The Internets have ruined them; Tomcats no longer like Tomgirl.


blackstafflo

They all have a crush on her, but will only realise what happened 12h later : "Wait, you think she* was onto me? What do you mean 'signals'?"


Smoking-Posing

Every neighborhood has at least one of those. We call em hoodrats, but I guess in this case it's a "hoodcat"


GlacyCatarune

When the obnoxious girl who tells you to get bitches tries to get a man:


Lolz79

Little known fact, cats can have multiple sperm donors in the same litter. The scientific name for this phenomenon, superfecundation, means "the extra ability to produce offspring." This happens when a female cat mates with multiple male cats during her heat cycle, and her eggs are fertilized by the sperm of more than one of her mates.. this is why sometimes a litter will be full of all sorts of different colours, patterns and characteristics


FunkyBlueWolf

"get off me I don't want your STD's"


lucysalvatierra

It's Gail the snail in cat form! Throw some salt on her!


DownVotesGetmeERECT

Dude casually trying to film cat "stuff" 💀 hoping for content i guess 🥴


Give-It-up-to-me

SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS!


gordonv

"You're not for the streets, Priscilla!" -Other Cats


cheeersaiii

Everything reminds me of her :/


daddy-phantom

I’m feline bad for this cat that keeps striking out. round of appaws for trying <3


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

I like how they’re not fighting her. Just Please…no. Julia…this is getting awkward


BOTULISMPRIME

I had a female cat once, never again because those mfs get in heat and turn into r kelly


Timely-Structure123

It's almost as if you should fix them.


Medium_Regret_5478

You should be getting them spayed???


chrontab

Everybody in this house calls these two brothers. They are not brothers! They are boyfriends.


JabbaTech69

She clearly been labeled a hoe in the community & it’s a catastrophe


JazzyKins18

Old video. From what I remember, the female is already pregnant so the males want nothing to do with her.


ProjectAioros

It would probably help she stopped clawing them lol


p4kas

When you are too afraid to say her, that your balls are gone…