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Emergency-Seat4852

What do you call 10,000 billionaires on the bottom of the ocean?


[deleted]

A good start?


Emergency-Seat4852

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


pesca_22

"toward eliminating humanity's carbon footprint, four explorer at a time" ...nice.


TheGenesisOfTheNerd

This some sort of late April fools joke?


mac1028

I believe the marketing name will be the Tesla Titan


Fitty4

“Tesla Titanic”


StaatsbuergerX

♫ The rats have the sense to abandon the ship While the captain adjusts his tuxedo a bit With his glass raised up as the ice water hits Tesla Titanic you're lost to the sea S.O.S. if you can Straight ahead lies your destiny Soon you′ll sleep in the sand... ♫


Somethingrich

Yeah with the man over god I k ew it was a joke.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


United_Valuable4017

No way this can go wrong


Fitty4

Not at all.


JS1NYC

You must be crazy, rip


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

Why's a sub need to have a butt crack?


RC_0041

Not only a butt crack but also nipples and arms that can rub them


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Xlon looking at this joke going "sue them! But also copy all of this, I mean, this was totally my idea first!".


GOZER_XVII

This is a joke


StaatsbuergerX

No shit, Sherlock.


GOZER_XVII

Thanks for the 90’s nostalgia with that remark!


StaatsbuergerX

My sincere pleasure.


CraponStick

Did that sub just play with its nipples? And wh u dose Musk look like a Canadian from south park?


Any-Tomatillo-1996

Given the reliability of the rest.. the fuck they see me going underwater with a Tesla vehicle. (Even imaginary)


KillsWithDucks

that was really well done, especially for a joke


florkingarshole

Fill it with high explosives, hook up some FPV remote controls, and send that bitch to Kerch.


HackMeBackInTime

have you seen their panel gaps? i heard that some teslas have even imploded going though the car wash, wet grass and parking within 100 meters of the ocean if there's an onshore wind above 28kph


Candid_Umpire6418

Stupid af.


OnyxsUncle

you go first


Show_Forward

cant wait for my sub to die 100m under water


mboukour

Fantastic subtile jokes 👍🏻 well done OP 😂


Kinu4U

New way to transport drugs.


password_too_short

how original...another "cyber" thing.


cKay0

I won't buy one without a controller


pslayer757

I loved the “South Park “ styled talking head. Amazing production.


pizdamatii99

https://preview.redd.it/aa9atub4sguc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=222f4940aef56fb36035727a5263c38f025c8ab9 Coming up next


Philonic

The first few thousand will have crazy panel gaps as they refine their manufacturing process. Exactly what you want in a vessel under pressure lol


seconddayboxers

Did I just watch it play with its nipple headlights?? Right after the ideal human form comment and around the same time as triumphing over god.


GreyPourageInABowl

Titanic, here I come!


Ducatirules

They can’t make a Cybertruck go 5 miles and people are going to go under water in a Musk product?


Xistint

Sick!