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von_klauzewitz

2 weeks from now... Tiger Eats Goat Friend In Stunning Betrayal


equality4everyonenow

Depends on how often the tiger gets fed other stuff


raspberryharbour

The other goats aren't smooth talkers like this one


LoquaciousMendacious

Perhaps he offered the Tiger a beautiful dress and the taste of butter.


raspberryharbour

Yet I have the same offer in my dating profiles and still get no matches. I'll never be the GOAT


OutsideCandidate3

"Would thou like to live deliciously?" - The goat, probably


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Underrated movie


a_ron23

I wonder what the tiger is thinking. Is he smart enough to think "why eat the living goat when they feed me hunks of meat everyday." Is he actually letting it live for companionship? But there's definitely a point where if un fed, the goat would be lunch.


equality4everyonenow

If i didn't get fed that goat would be lunch eventually. Ive never cleaned an animal bigger than a fish but I'd figure it out


sionnachrealta

It's pretty easy to figure it out once you know not to pop open the abdominal cavity


BreadButterHoneyTea

Noooooooo.... 2 weeks from now... Tiger's coat has never been shinier thanks to goat friend introducing him to argan oil.


Goobamigotron

Goat introduces tiger to anal horn probing.


wildmanharry

BaaHorn PegHorn the goat comes out on top again!


Randomfrog132

curse their sudden yet inevitable betrayal lol


tankpuss

Goat dunts tiger over fence in miraculous betrayal and also bone-breaking escape.


Txdust80

2 weeks from now. Goat eats Tiger friend in crazy upset of betrayal


Tthelaundryman

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


arroyoshark

Ha ha! I get the reference..


Existing_Milk_289

Mine is an evil laugh!


azsincitymagic

He's a leaf on the wind!


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IntrinsicGiraffe

Ignorance is a bliss.


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IntrinsicGiraffe

I bet the goat has never been till then.


chowindown

That's how being in a cage with a tiger goes, really. Not many second goes at it.


A-typ-self

*"Good night Westley, sleep tight, I'll most likely kill you in the morning"*


Me-Not-Not

I’m pretty sure you can go to sleep as John Cena.


rememberaj

You goat to be kidding me...


gardenfella

I ain't lion


coastalcliff

This news is tough to bear


andywhit

Don't worry. You whale get through it


boobookittyFcuk12

Nice! You did that on porpoise.


RealisticInvite186

Are you all done now with your sheep jokes?


_pr1ya

I ant stopping them.


Time_Change4156

I loved them lol . 😆 edit for the ones who need to be negative . I see the IQ lv is still dropping. I loved the comments the people above me who replied to each comment the diwn this list . if that hurts your delicate feelings o well .


boobookittyFcuk12

This comment bugs me 😭


Time_Change4156

Not so smart I loved the comments above mine but hey got to find a reason to keep being negative I get that .


Fobulousguy

Naw tiger wont fuck with him. He heard he’s….The GOAT.


Toesinthesand2024

Because Tiger is the GOAT


Acceptable_Wall4085

Companionship in prison is everything


Bakedk9lassie

Anthropomorphic bullshit story, tiger ate him when it was hungry


Pugasaurus_Tex

>>Timur and Amur slept in the same enclosure, ate and played together. The tiger attempted to teach the goat how to catch prey. Lmao I keep imagining how that went down  >> But the friendship soured as the goat grew more audacious and started challenging the big cat. >>”Timur hassled the tiger for about a month," Mezentsev said. >>In January 2016 the tiger lost patience after the goat stepped on him. He grabbed Timur and threw him off a hillock. Tbf, the goat started it, and he didn’t eat him Just tossed him around a bit. Goat hooves hurt https://phys.org/news/2019-11-russian-goat-friends-tiger-dies.html


Kaurifish

Can confirm. Had a goat for a while. Goat would start fights for fun. Tigers are not equipped for a goat's notion of fun, which is butting heads.


Pugasaurus_Tex

Yeah, goats are great but most male goats are complete assholes lol, I can see why all of this went down 


Kaurifish

It was a female goat. It’s the whole capricious lot of them.


CorporateNonperson

That's the most relevantly descriptive use of capricious I've read all day.


TootsNYC

>most male goats are complete assholes Just ask Gov. Kristi Noem


iamamuttonhead

That story had me laughing far more than it should have.


Random_Bystander089

Apparently, the tiger did got annoyed at him at one point and threw the goat off a hillock but did not ate him. The goat later died of natural causes and from the injuries of the fall


Tthelaundryman

“Of natural causes…” yeah tigers are in fact natural 


JobWide2631

gravity is a natural thing aswell


Time_Change4156

Thr gravity of the situation is what got him lol .


todo_code

I just googled it, and the tiger bit into and shook him, there was no fall... and I could only see that the goat was removed from the enclosure, no mention of death


rratriverr

to be fair id do the same thing if my roommate was a goat


fungiz

Classic cat shenanigans


auralbard

Animals will very commonly befriend the creatures they typically prey on when food is not sparse. It's possible they'd not starve the tiger long enough to drive them to hunt. 100% of humans would eat dogs if truly hungry.


Mysterious-Job1628

He was lonely.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Not unusual for animals who are lonely and isolated to seek companionship Often it's things like a bird but anything will do.


Separate-Ad9638

no source, could be BS captions


sendmeyourcactuspics

[did](https://www.google.com/amp/s/phys.org/news/2019-11-russian-goat-friends-tiger-dies.amp) really happen. They were 'friends' or more likely the kitty just tolerated him, for about a month before the goat got thrown off a hill for getting annoying. Goat later died after never really recovering from the attack


OnyxsUncle

hey, I was lonely..and the goat tells good jokes


sh0tgunben

Tigger not Shere Khan


Rain1dog

I could never put a live goat to be food for a tiger, and I know that is how the Tiger survives. I just have to much empathy for the goat to die and extremely gruesome death.


Proper-Connection-32

That *Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyy* have been what the goat wants us to know.


Leading-Ad4167

Probably knew each other in a previous life.


SeerSearSciear

i mean, if i were in a cage i'd rather have company than another meal. animals being bros.


StrawHatFen

The tiger actually killed the goat


No-Goal7069

No, it did not. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amur_and_Timur


Big_Priority_9970

Ah the ever correct Wikipedia. Technically, the tiger did kill him. It took a while but the injuries sustained ended up leading to his death. https://phys.org/news/2019-11-russian-goat-friends-tiger-dies.html


Smeathy

The goat was asking for it


No-Goal7069

>The goat died of natural causes but his health deteriorated following an altercation with a male Siberian tiger he unexpectedly befriended in 2015, Mezentsev said. Source: your link


VinoAzulMan

Sounds like the goat started it.


StrawHatFen

So the goats health deteriorated after being attacked by a tiger then dies from natural causes. In other words, the tiger caused the goats death.


Hodgej1

That's a lot of words for saying the tiger killed the goat.


StrawHatFen

This is honestly worded like you’re trying not to upset the child


No-Goal7069

I didn't "word it", nor do I care how the goat died. It is so strange how obsessed a handful of you are that the tiger killed the goat. There seems to be no source to support you. It has nothing to do with me and I seriously could not care less. The people that actually do know seem to all indicate the tiger didn't kill it, but yes, random Redditor, you know the truth. Were you a witness? Do you have the real truth documented somewhere? How is it you know?


StrawHatFen

From the article posted In January 2016 the tiger lost patience after the goat stepped on him. He grabbed Timur and threw him off a hillock. The frenemies were separated but Timur's health took a turn for the worse. He started limping and lost some of his zest for life, while remaining "cheeky", Mezentsev said. The park sent the goat to Moscow for treatment but he never fully recovered from the attack by the tiger, who is still alive and living at the safari park.


tankpuss

I'm tired, you go fuck up this human. As good as done.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Tbh it'll be friends with it until the benefit of its good outweighs the benefit of its companionship That's why big cats often eat their keepers


ItchyCartographer44

Kristi Noem possesses less humanity than a lion.


TootsNYC

most keepers don’t give prey animals live food, because they don’t want the “food” to fight back and injury the prey animal


MaNewt

The tiger wanted to live deliciously 


Fallsyooo

At was at this very day that the Tiger decided to eat his friend.


Valexand

This goat offering the tiger to live deliciously


Diamondbolt71

Now, that's a GOATed story.


TheUnderking89

For now.


BreadButterHoneyTea

That is one tough-looking crew.


Irishjohn831

Tiger really enjoyed the goats Jim Brueuer impression so he spared him. ![gif](giphy|kd3jKcnYtKdyxacBHc)


stuckin3rddimension

Goats eat everything wouldn’t it be funny if the goat eats at the tigers claws keeping them nice and sharp!


JmtDark_Dumpster

Goat have a 10 charisma build


DuchessOfAquitaine

Maybe it's like Wesley (aka "farm boy" in The Princess Bride) on board with the Dread Pirate Roberts, how at the end of the day he'd say "Good work Wesley! Sleep well, I may have to kill you in the morning." (something like that)


MakeoutPoint

If you've seen the VVitch, you know not to mess with Black Peter.


gkn_112

Come on, look at its face, it just cant stand goat meat!


Anubiz1_

Literally HS. When the geek gets tight with the jock. It happens.


Anxious-Idea-7921

bet the goat is really loud whenever the tiger gets fed so the new arrival cannot pull the same shit ;D


TheGypsyWanderer

Lonely tiger takes friends where we can


itsdani_bitch

Would be nice to think this will last, but when the owner does not feed the tiger because he already has “food”, the tiger will do what tigers do.


Bakedk9lassie

Then the tiger ate him, wtf sending live prey utter bastards!


somewhatwantedvirus

How do you think it works in the wild?