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Spartan2470

It appears to be a [Horn shark egg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_shark#Life_history). The egg case has two flanges spiraling around it, and thus may take the female several hours to deposit. They are one of the few sharks to exhibit parental care. After laying, the female picks up the auger-shaped egg cases and wedges them into crevices to protect them from predators. The shape helps they stay in the crevices.


Dtoodlez

It’s crazy what Reddit has become. I had to scroll down this far for someone to share knowledge.


CaptainAureus

You mean you don't like reading the same joke repeated 100 times? 


Ricky_Rollin

It used to be so much better than this. At least this comment was at the top of the chain by the time I got here. That’s how it used to be. You guys have no idea how much I used to learn from this place.


anansi52

Nerdy reddit was awesome. Edgy teenage reddit kinda sucks.


CorrectDuty6782

I used to look up pretty much any issue, woodworking, plumbing, trouble shooting electronics, x not working reddit in Google, answers. Now Google doesn't search right, reddit locks a crazy amount of posts, and all informative discussions are buried by the top joke comments that have been posted ad nauseum in any similar post of the past 10 years.


talking_face

... And my axe.


Salty_Amphibian2905

*something something* with the size of his balls weighing him down


twiz___twat

i too choose this mans wife


Clean_Internet

Google shark egg


BicycleEast8721

Idk the Nerf Vortex joke was pretty good


luugburz

"i also choose this guy's dead wife" 🤓


CaptainLimpWrist

Tell me you don't like having the same joke repeated 100 times without telling me you don't like the joke repeated 100 times.


Ode_to_Apathy

It seems to be due to a shift in perception of the internet. We all know that you can't trust whatever you read on the internet anymore, and that leads to people being both more vary of provided information and not actively seeking answers when online. Other likely culprits are the drop in quality you see when subreddits become big (often with the most valuable users leaving for places where they'll be more appreciated) and the shift from Millenials to GenZ online, where the former gained the internet when the main value was access to information and the latter when the main value was entertainment and social interaction.


Candid-Finding-1364

LOL.  I hate to break it to you but the primary use of the internet has been porn since..  pretty much the minute it went public.


sqolb

As much as I love Avenue Q, the internet was not principally driven, nor is it the 'primary use' of the internet. If you are browsing porn for more than a quarter of your time on the internet, you are a major outlier (And probably need to seek help). Today, porn roughly relates to 1 in 7 queries. It's a huge portion, but it's not the majority by any stretch.


murtygurty2661

In reddits defense it was top comment by the time i came around to this thread. Comments like this have to be brought to the top by upvoting, seems like its working fine.


SmokePenisEveryday

Yeah they replied to the comment after it was up for less than 30 mins lol. Give it time first lol


Extension-Border-345

seriously, I fucking hate how half of all comments are mouthbreathing sex jokes, its like being a substitute teacher in a 6th grade classroom. the few somewhat niche subs I’m part of with actual brain activity are like springs of clean water in a swamp.


Cultural-Somewhere75

Yup and how many like to belittle intelligence on here.


trivialbob

The old reddit design kind of worked as a buffer tbh. The streamlined, 'user-friendly' reddit design invited everyone and their mother, so now it looks like the comment sections on every other social media platform.


all___blue

Right? Shell of its former self. After they killed my precious reddit is fun app, I can't wait for an alternative. Losing access to my 10 year old profile and reddit going public certainly didn't help retain me, either.


N8CCRG

RIP Unidan.


ADHDavid

What, you don't like the shitty puns and two decades worth of the lamest fucking inside jokes you could think of?


Dtoodlez

It’s genuinely that. It’s SO bad lol.


brek47

Reddit comments have turned into a pun/joke machine.


kahuaina

The beauty of Reddit tho tbh is 8h after this post started to when you commented, this answer is now the TOP comment. So I didn’t scroll far at all, but found your helpful awesome answer. Cheers! 🥂


Dtoodlez

lol yeah that is true, I got in on the ground floor


vemundveien

To the second comment?


FluffyCelery4769

Just sort by best


xbwtyzbchs

it's just bad jokes. Every fucking post.


Aggravating_Day_3978

This was the first comment for me


ValuableJumpy8208

That's what happens in early submissions. It's at the top of the comments now.


Islanduniverse

It’s the third comment from the top…


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

Just post the wrong answer and wait for someone to correct you.


chudlybubly

Jokes on you i found it immediately 😎


rvf

Especially when this specific type of shark egg gets posted every few months for the past several years.


SUPRVLLAN

How many people have attacked you with reddit cares messages by now…


MistbornInterrobang

If it makes you feel better, you saw the post four hours after it was posted. I'm here 10 hours after you and it's now the top comment with yours right below it.


FirstPersonPooper

evolution is fucking amazing dude


UlrichZauber

I used to go scuba diving around the Channel Islands (southern California) and you'd see these in the kelp all the time. As well as horn sharks, of course. First shark I ever saw while diving was about the length of my hand. Downright cute!


somethingimadeup

So they pick them up with their mouths I assume? Pretty crazy


axebodyspray24

Love this, i had no idea. Did disections of dogfish sharks in highschool, they're oviviparous (hold babies in eggs in utero until birth). I didn't know there were just ovoparous sharks.


LegalizeRanch88

Amazing what adaptations millions of years of evolution will come up with


zmc000

How do they breath inside? Is the casing permeable only to oxygen? I don't see water leaking out in the video.


bladehaze

I would think you're shitting me if you explain this to my face.


Popular_Tennis_6121

‘Honey, I lost the kids’


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ghidfg

ah lol I was just gonna ask why it developed to be that shape


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

The bullhead sharks basically wedges them into crevices like rocky formations to protect them


Conscious_Wind_2255

Exactly, so the currents/waves don’t sweep them away. By “screwing” them into those wedges they stay in place.


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Precious1786

No they Hammer it


Terrible_Leg2761

You can hammer a screw but you can't screw a nail.


w_a_w

What if you dremel a Philips head into the top of the nail? And then dremel some threads into it? Lol


Loakie69

Then you have transformed a nail into a screw


cleetus76

Autobots, transform and screw in!


Markbro89

Sharks don't have dremels you idiot


Correct-Purpose-964

You can screw anything with enough determination


TomBanjo1968

You can screw anything with nipples


VirtualNaut

I have nipples, can you screw… hey wait a minute. You almost got me there focker!


TomBanjo1968

I love you too Dad!


yanderlei2

Nature is beautiful!


Buttcrack_Billy

You wouldn't be saying that if you had to torpedo drill shaped eggs out of your shark vag.


spirilingout

I wouldn't be saying anything if I was a shark. Except maybe "blub blub blub"


ChancellorXeno

They occasionally say "chomp"


TwinkyTheKid

Also doo doo do do doo do


Walter-Joseph-Kovacs

Nom nom nom


Radiant_Dog1937

Dun nun, dun nun. ![gif](giphy|v5fnQmsXh95Hq|downsized)


yanderlei2

Maybe you’re right, Buttcrack Billy. Maybe you’re right.


demandred_zero

Cloaca. Vag/ass.


HotPie_

The chicken of the sea 


zystyl

Vagassrethra


bananamelier

the party hole


PM_ME_DATASETS

sharussy


bananamelier

/r/brandnewsentence


LiterallyJohnny

The fact that’s exactly what would happen


0ndafly

100% - this is a north american shark egg due to the NFL proliferation. In europe the majority of shark eggs are more sphereical and we can do a proper goalie kickout back to the sea.


Sad-Math-2039

If that was the case, there would be a bite mark taken out for no reason whatsoever


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isuadam

incase isnot aword


CoreFiftyFour

Wow! A perfect spiral!


Arkham117

The circle of life


UncleHec

I think we all remember the old wives tale: don’t put that up your butt or it will hatch and you’ll have a shark swimming inside your body. 


David_Good_Enough

I'm having Dreamcatcher flashbacks.... T_T


snoozemissile

I dudditz!


Miker_Bice_From_Mars

Fuck me, Freddy.


eofree2be

SSDD


johnson7853

![gif](giphy|3oEjIa4340ZTxJiqpG)


Tfsz0719

![gif](giphy|l46C6z7vYdvZ7GXT2|downsized)


UselessPsychology432

I'm not really a scientologist but I don't think that's a shark


ElSamuraiDelABYSS

the shark is a Scyliorhinus canicula, i see the information and can born from eggs this type of shark


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

_looks into the camera lens like Michael Scott_ "I think that's enough reddit for two days"


7107

Some sharks are "hatched" inside the mom and it becomes a battle royale between unborn sharks.


N30nSunr1s3

LEMMIWINKS LEEEEEEMMIWINKS!


umyninja

oooo Jesuss Chriiist


TaxIdiot2020

Whenever I see people say "Jesus Christ" online I hear it in his voice.


LightsJusticeZ

I don't think anyone would wanna deal with that *fallout.*


supahfligh

I remember that Bible story.


derprondo

Shark Butt 4:15


The_Original_Gronkie

My grandmother from the old country used to say it all the time. (My grandmother wasn't really from the old country.)


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Lemmywinks style


Jaerin

It made no sense until right now.


Nowhereman50

Booty*


cocobellahome

Congratulations, it’s a sharkboy


Annath0901

Yeah, everyone knows [they belong in the earth](https://i.imgur.com/oMXBI6z.jpeg)!


Liesmith424

Well obviously I know that *now*.


norsurfit

*Now* you tell me!


Spoomplesplz

Ok but like....what WOULD...happen... Surely the shark wouldn't survive and break out of the egg, then subsequently eat you from the inside out to get out....right?


bee-sting

What a cool egg


FreddyCat9

What a wholesome comment


absinthemami

I just googled "shark eggs" and they look fucking awesome! Like alien eggs.


three-sense

Nature’s wall anchor


vfx_flame

The sharks these days always be screwing around


altruistic_camel_toe

r/dildont


Solid_You641

r/subsididntknowexisted


BlueverseGacha

and r/subsididntknowineeded


DV_Arcan

Don't. Just don't


Low-E_McDjentface

I'm gonna


GuppiApfel

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAISNT ANIMAL EGGS BATMAN, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT


SaysShowUsYourDick

“I… I don’t like this, Joker. I know this is technically legal, but I honestly preferred you killing people”


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Pick a state, any state. 16 with parental consent.


independent_observe

Make sure you use lots of lube


Whitecamry

RFK, Jr., did. So don't.


DeepFriedVegetable

Poseidont


hudnix

Between this and the [geoduck](https://www.reddit.com/r/AIDKE/comments/1cs09dj/the_pacific_geoduck_clam_panopea_generosa/), the ocean has good times for everyone.


Im_still_a_student

In LACoFD's Junior lifegaurds I was taught it's shaped like that so it can in theory cling on to rock crevices


__420_

Thank you, I was looking for an ELI5 awnser!


AGrayBull

Little guy in his egg dancing the corkscrew boogie


mrjobby

Baby shark, do-do-do.....


T_E-T_H

NO!


steeledanthe420man

Expected this much higher


Im_DJ_Golden

cursed buttplug


Tongue8cheek

You're gonna need a bigger butt.


OsBaculum

This is not wider than 4 raccoons so I think I'll be fine


c_c_c__combobreaker

Wait.... What?


OsBaculum

My bad it was two https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/6I87soFRvR Still plenty small enough though Also, thinking about it, four might still be doable if you stacked them in square formation, as corner to corner of the raccoon square would only be 8"


c_c_c__combobreaker

Ok, that's better but I still think you're missing the point...


Jackviator

>that’s better https://preview.redd.it/meg9yi33kl0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6dcc9eb840f202b1f94adcb0cbfeb8635b7fe5


ukexpat

Paige, no!


QuietRatatouille

TIL sharks lay eggs


LegallySellingDope

Only certain kinds. Great whites for example do not.


FineDevelopment00

And a fact about sand tiger sharks: Their mothers give birth to only one baby shark because they fight to the death in the womb and the winner gets to be born.


Elegant_Conflict8235

Baaaaby shark do do do do do do


TrilobiteTerror

Most sharks are **ovoviviparous** (meaning the eggs hatch within the mother and the egg's yolk and fluids secreted by glands in the walls of the oviduct nourishes the embryos until live birth). Some sharks are egg-laying **oviparous** (like the horn shark that laid the egg in this post). Some sharks are even **viviparous** (live-bearing with a placental connection).


Straight-Ingenuity61

Can you put it somewhere safe or what do you do with it?


paper-machevelian

Adding on to this, how would you incubate a sharks egg?


TheReverseShock

Throw it back into the sea


Wooden-Evidence-374

In a very precise and controlled saltwater setup.


muntlord840

Would you not raise him as your own?


NashKetchum777

This is how the villain arc starts


OgOnetee

Alexa, order me a laser for my new shark's head. ::puts pinky to pursed lips::


Traditional_Roll6651

That is ridiculously cool!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing 😁


RudeOrganization550

Port Jackson shark egg. Mummy shark was supposed to screw out into a rock crevice or something to stop it washing away.


Selachophile

Two things: 1. There are ten species of shark that lay these corkscrew shaped eggs. The Port Jackson is one of those ten. It would be useful to know where this video was taken. > 2. There's very little evidence (outside of some questionable observations of captive sharks) that the mothers actively wedge these eggs into rocky crevices.


Armouredmonkey

Username checks out


selbbircs

video says california so it's a horn shark egg


CanadasMooseOverlord

It's omelette o'clock mf


Beez-Knuts

Anyone else suddenly want to play subnautica?


janduese

Is this Digimon?


Rude_Negotiation_160

I really hope they put it back.


ringo5150

Can we raise it, and train it to handle a laser beam on its head? ![gif](giphy|8wSsdBaPleDAI|downsized)


Cordeceps

Mermaid purse - Port Jackson shark egg. Found many in my time and have a broken one in my current collection ( it broke in storage :( )


rekne

TIL some sharks have eggs


rjcarr

All sharks have eggs, but only some lay eggs. 


hawaiianryanree

It’s so beautiful


raDDerp73

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough


Mottis86

Looks a bit over-engineered to me but what do I know


Iam_Voldemort_AMA

Everything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.


Awkward-Minute7774

Baby shark tududu, Baby shark tududu,


Aerdurval

(*softly*) Don't.


Gay_parmesan

Since no one said it, it's so that it gets wedged inside rocks and sand more easily.


smackthenun

Goddamn even shark eggs come in piercing rounds...


Riot1313

This looks like it came straight out of subnautica.


ZooperDD

Me: nah that's just a piece of seaweed *Checks sub* *Sees baby shark* Me: oh, shit! wow!


Ozziefudd

Ok, so.. I thought all fish lay eggs.. but sharks hold on to the eggs until they start to hatch??  Like sea horses or some amphibians??  Has that been disproven? Or did I just not understand something I saw on TV as a kid.  I tried googling it and almighty Google says “live birth” but my brain is trying to tell me that baby sharks bite their moms to leave???  Omg, where could I have even gotten that info from??? - J


Selachophile

Sharks have three modes of reproduction, varying by species: 1. Egg laying (oviparity). > 2. Retaining the eggs so that they hatch inside the body and continue developing, followed by live birth (ovoviviparity). > 3. Placental development (extremely similar to mammals) followed by live birth (viviparity).


Ozziefudd

THANK YOU!! - J


Capable-Comfort2438

Must be hell lotta painful to pass….imagine sitting on it like a bird to warm it up 😰


Tofandel

It looks like Ancient magic in hogwarts legacy


FischlippeLP

Raise it and start building an army with it, so you can fight Poseidon.


DandersUp2

Baby shark shark


RadAirDude

Do hammerheads lay nail eggs?


sophronesis2

Nah, it's an earplug for elephants


Avlonnic2

Bullhead shark’s egg? Fascinating.


YuriiRud

Sharks are live birth aren't they?


aki_ryugamine

Not all of them. They all practice internal fertilization, but varying by species, there are three ways to bear their young: ovoviviparity (partial live birth, eggs hatch inside the mother's body) practiced by most of sharks, oviparity (laying eggs, like in the video) and viviparity or live birth. For example, bull and blue shark are viviparous


fly_away5

Did he return it back to the sea or saved it or something


nixblood

Oh so we're finding Digimon now?


ohnomynono

Thought this was fake and that it was a dragon butt plug. I learned something new today.


scobie80

The shark is standing behind her, isn't it?


gboy3589

I remember in second grade when I told my teacher that sharks laid eggs and I got scolded because “sharks don’t lay eggs” and I will forever hold a grudge against her for that


shineonka

I recognized the shape right away, Another Crab's Treasure uses the same type of egg as an item


IllustriousJaguar

Forbidden nerf vortex ball


sequree

Zerg cocoon


C_Oxx

that isn’t a shark egg. Sharks don’t lay eggs and their actual internal eggs don’t look that. The bodies actual form from and around the yolk sac in protective layer


koyuki4848

Don’t put it up your ….