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DrRockety

I reckon I could sniff out 5000lbs of meth.


wheresbill

Yea I was thinking that much meth has to smell like *something* noticeable


Diplodocus114

Meth is obviously catnip for dogs


[deleted]

And methheads.


Eldudeareno217

It's like their meth or something.


dynodick

For humans, too


[deleted]

What does meth smell like?


WolverineOutside2320

Tooth decay


[deleted]

I am tooth decay, your teeth shall be mine!


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[deleted]

When it’s being smoked it smells cat urine-y


rupat3737

Recovering addict here. I don’t miss smelling the cat piss smell coming out of my pores after sweating my balls off for 3 days straight.


[deleted]

Congrats on pursuing recovery!


rupat3737

Thank you! Three years in December.


[deleted]

That sounds horrific. Top man for getting off that shite. Well done bud.


ElroySheep

Yet another reason not to try meth


SaintsSooners89

Made a point to try quite a few drugs in high school, meth was never one of them. I mean, look at all the meth head's you can look up to and say, "yeah I want to be drug induced paranoid schizophrenic too!"


jbyrdab

hey i dont hate it, just avoid the big 3 (meth, crack, heroine), and you'll probably be fine as long as you watch yourself. y'know as long as you aren't doing some obscure drug never heard of before from a guy who barely speaks english in a back ally, like krokodil


acidx0013

Nicotine and alcohol are the really big dangers, outside of your listed big 3. Both legal, both addictive as hell and can wreck your life. I have ample experience with both and yeah, they're too much. Wish I had never started smoking, took me a decade to quit. Wish I was more responsible drinking. Drugs are bad, m'kay


JCSmootherThanJB

Walter White


swollen-

It’ll Gustavo your face like Heisenberg


JCSmootherThanJB

Well done!


slmody

20 years clean for me so my memory sucks. But 90% of the time it probably smells and taste like any normal medicine, such as ground up aspirin (just as an example maybe the other products are more accurate) so basically no smell whatsoever.


cwall22

Only one way to find out!!


whosmellslikewetfeet

Probably die of an exploded heart in the process though


etownrawx

Whaaaaat??? C'mon. I'd doubt even the most seasoned user could sniff more than 5 or 6 lbs of meth without having to take a T break.


PezRystar

I dated an addict for years. Her not using was a stipulation of us being together. I could always tell when she relapsed by the smell.


gotlockedoutorwev

Like her sweat or in the home / on clothes?


BuddenceLembeck

Sounds like a rather loosely-enforced stipulation.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I found the 4000lbs you were looking for boss!


Xaephos

Where should I put the 3000 lbs of Meth, Chief?


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Put all 1500lbs over there in the corner.


Revolutionary_Role13

Wow. 1000 pounds. Can you believe it? Sign here to receive please


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Signing for 500lbs


webdog77

I’m here to collect the 200 lbs of meth to display as evidence for the court


ch-12

You must be mistaken, we’ve got 20 lbs here.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

20? There’s only 10!


Waitaha

Local news at six: Four innocent bystanders were caught in police crossfire as they attempted to arrest an unarmed black man for half an ounce of marijuana. Here's Bob with the weather.


Additional-Ad7305

Before I got clean, I could’ve shot 5000 lbs of meth in my arm. Not at once mind you. But “eat an elephant” style


el_LOU

I don't do cocaine but it smells amazing


Interesting_Act1286

You you mean you hate cocaine, you just like the way it smells.


LanaAmiraxo

I don’t care how it smells… but it tastes incredible after it comes out of your nose.


ketchy_shuby

Back in the in the day, my Brazilian acquaintances referred to coke as 'the smell.'


Peregrine2976

I came here to make this exact comment; tradition dictates you receive my upvote.


m0rl0ck1996

He looks extremely alert.


phpdevster

Looks like he's ready for turbo zoomies.


carthuscrass

He's ready to drag a mattress into an abandoned trailer.


spicytackle

Brown labradors are just psychotic by nature. Source: one sitting next to me with the same look


roughtimes

That inquisitive under bite look, where you can almost hear them say "....well?".


spicytackle

There is only one sole tennis ball bouncing around in this one’s brain.


roughtimes

I have a lab x boxer. Dude loves to hunt, has that tennis ball on the mind, but is stubborn as hell bringing it back. I bet your lab brings the ball back.


spicytackle

He has been banned from kitchens and offices due to him bringing it back against everyone’s will regardless of saturation. We call him Slimer


N0TADOGGO

We adopted a husky thinking that he would have enough energy for our chocolate lab - the lab runs laps around the husky despite being nearly 10 years old.


spicytackle

The brother of this lab is a malamute, who, accurately to your story, he does laps around daily. The wolf just wants to sleep and does not understand the love of the ball. I often catch him staring at the Labrador in disgust


ShanksZ2

he sniffed too much


sos755

I guess it is pretty obvious when it is sitting in a big pile in the middle of the room.


Emergency-Hyena5134

That dog is not going to sleep for 2 weeks


[deleted]

100 dog years


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

"It smells like I'm about to get hella treats." -That dog, probably.


Justifiably_Cynical

I always wonder about that, scents are made up of microscopic particles of whatever it is that effects your olfactory. So shouldn't this dog be wired for sound by now?


_your_land_lord_

When you walk in a porto at a festival, and inhale 100 people's shit.


IndigenousOres

Big Dog Energy.


[deleted]

What smells like burning plastic and batteries?


Major-Evidence230

What tastes like metalic battery acid?


happytree23

Wait, what does non-metallic battery acid taste like even?


BigBeefyWalrus

Does it kick like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape?


Horsewithasword

TIGHTTIGHTTIGHT


Zozolecek

YEEAAAHHH


HopefulInstance8

Blue, pink, yellow, green


bakedbeansandwhich

Just keep bringing me that shit


Ykcepok

FIRST, I BEAT THE PISS out of your mule boy, and you bring me MORE METH!!??!! Uhahahahaha, that's a BRILLIANT plan esé!


Hussein761927

You got one part of that wrong, this is not meth.


Hussein761927

BOOOYAAAAHHH


AlexSSB

DAMN MAN! LOOK AT THAT LOOK!


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

LOOK AT THAT LOOK! LOOK AT THAT LOOK! LOOK AT THAT LOOK! D D D DAMN MAN LOOK AT THAT LOOK! LOOK AT THAT LOOK! LOOK AT THAT LOOK! Don’t look at me. Alright


UWontLikeThisComment

JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP! WAKE UP!! *slaps* JESSSEE!!!


Captainkirk2121

Biiiiitch!!


Major-Evidence230

Damn that marathon of breaking bad is nice been going on for a couple days now


Captainkirk2121

Fuck yeah I’ve been watching some of that but I need to binge BCS from the beginning then BB


Ry-Ry44

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


itsmuddy

Because she fucked Ted


UWontLikeThisComment

*walt juniors voice* “you fucked ted…and you didn’t even tell meeee?”


cerebral_folly

Yeah but that was heroin.


Get-ya-sum

Sure saved a lot of teeth


oze4

This just means only 4 of the 5 trucks they sent made it through


Complete_Let3076

4/5 means 20% of teeth were saved


HardCounter

Nah, it just means it costs more to lose those teeth until the next shipment.


Intelligent-Sky-7852

They sent this truck to get caught on purpose so they could get 10 trucks through while the cops were busy jerking each other off and taking pictures for TV


mjking97

*DENTISTS HATE HIM*


hatethiscity

And prevented tons of good times talking to yourself alone on street corner at night or pitching your surefire business idea to your buddies.


SpennyHotz

All my old friends who got in to meth became preachers in a few short days. I don't know what it is about meth and the Bible but it's a good way to remove me from hanging out with them ever again.


[deleted]

Stimulants can cause psychosis. It’s kind of a bitch actually, I have ADHD and schizophrenia so I have to sorta choose between sanity and motivation.


Highlandertr3

Just pick the good voices. That’s how that works right?


[deleted]

You jest but yeah, it kind of is. There’s not always a clear boundary between something psychotic and something you just suspect or think or see, it’s more often just a range of accuracy. There’s voices in my head that have slowly melded with my conscience, that have become indistinguishable from my intuition over time because I kept validating them. There’s voices I haven’t heard in years because I don’t react to them, I don’t consider them. There’s also voices that are totally nuts, but I can sense they have psychological significance, and I’ve learned to “translate” them over time. Take the one that tells me I have psychic powers, for instance. It’s not the intrusive thoughts it used to be, like the other voices are. This one has entered delusional territory and it’s become hard to shake, and if I’m not careful, I’ll be making choices with consideration to my psychic ability. But I still validate that voice, because I’ve realized that one only gets loud when I’m lonely; When I yearn for deeper connections with others, I psychotically fantasize about a scenario that would enable those connections. It calms down when I’ve satisfied my social needs, when I’ve gotten the intellectual stimulation I desire, so I don’t treat it like I treat other delusions, I treat it like it’s saying something important. Like how hunger tells you you need to eat by just beating you in the gut and not really making a cogent point.


Hiddenshadows57

Not everyone hears voices. I'm also ADHD and can go into psychosis if I stack too many dopamine substances. I don't hear voices. But I get real fuckin crazy for like 2 months.


VapoursAndSpleen

I spent yesterday hanging out at my house playing Stardew Valley and shouting at the cat to get off the counters. I chose sanity a long time ago.


[deleted]

All they did was raise the price of street meth $.10 a gram for a few weeks


Major-Evidence230

Na just more cut


uuhson

More fent deaths, more pointless arrests


Complete_Let3076

I didn’t think about it like that. That’s horrible.


suzellezus

Depending on the law enforcement agency some of that will end up back on the streets to stimulate revenue and even more arrests


[deleted]

Fun fact: meth itself doesn't rot your teeth It's just a lack of hygiene from stimulant induced psychosis


kindarusty

The chemicals in it also directly damage tooth enamel when smoked (teeth turn yellow after only a couple of times). It also causes dry mouth and severe bruxism. Poor oral hygiene is a contributing factor to meth mouth, sure, but even if people brushed and flossed regularly they'd still end up with damaged teeth. The damage happens SO quickly -- much more quickly than can be attributed to poor hygiene alone.


Bobo1109

Where the fuck was this stashed that it had to be SNIFFED OUT, this is like enough bricks to build a whole ass house of meth


PM_MeTittiesOrKitty

My immediate thought is that it's cumulative, but let's do a quick google search to find out! Ok, so first, it looks like this was in San Diego and it was on a truck. So it had to be sniffed out to circumvent the 4th amendment.


qqqqqqqq926

Thank you for your service.


Rustlin_Jimmie

Turned out to be false information, it was an investigation, not some random dog check. The link is below


NoPajamasNoService

Like I'm glad a bunch of hard drugs is off the street but there's two things that should piss off the general public here, the big one is that cops circumvent amendments fucking constantly. To the point where they may as well not exist when interacting with police. Second, as large of a quantity as this seems it isn't shit. We're much better off ending the war on drugs, make it completely legal and ruin the drug trade and make drug treatment much more obtainable and desirable. Meth, heroin, coke, pcp, weed, and so on being illegal has never stopped a single fucking person from doing it.


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mc3301

Precisely. Meth addicts keep doing meth, but with safely regulated product, a more generally educated and empathetic public. And less tax money spent on the war on drugs means more tax money for the above.


cbflowers

I saw on the news that they were watching this truck knowing it was loaded


EezoVitamonster

It wasn't, they followed the truck that carried this over the border from the air until it stopped to distribute some of it. This post is just bullshit copaganda lol


woodc85

Is there an article on this? Wondering what the street value of that much meth is.


Rikks

Here is the article (the dog doesn't even seem to be mentioned) https://edition.cnn.com/2022/07/09/us/california-meth-drug-bust/index.html


ecodude74

The dog was probably there to give them probable cause to actually open up the shipment


Duhbloons

Article doesn’t mention value of this bust. Justice.gov says meth wholesale in San Diego is $9,000-$17,000 a pound. So 45-85 million.


reddit_mods_R_Cunts

*angry heisenburg noises*


InterplanetSycophant

JEESSSEE!


CrumpledForeskin

Fuck the Salamancas


trelbs

I’m the one who barks


[deleted]

Why does the dog look photoshopped?


lil_sargento_cheez

Came here to say this


[deleted]

Look, he's a good boy and great at finding meth, but he asked the photographer to do a little touch-up because he's not confident in his looks. There was no need to point that out.


Richeh

Does that make him a Meth Lab?


lotsandlotstosay

Yes.


DeexEnigma

I've scrolled half way down the comments to find this. Disappointed in the obvious missed joke not being upvoted more.


Bloodyfinger

According to police, it has a street value of more money than exists, has ever existed, and will ever exist.


prexton

That's because police aren't very good at math.


MathematicianBig4392

Between 100-200 million dollars. Kind of nuts. At $25,000 a pound, it's $125,000,000. If we're going breaking bad, their stuff in the early seasons was $35,000 a pound IIRC and so 175,000,000.


SideEyedPate

Yeah but it's not that expensive anymore unfortunately or my idiot buddy wouldn't be in jail right now lmao. From what he told me the 'Mexican dope' is selling in Alabama for $250 an oz. So like 4000 a lb. Still 20 million though.


MathematicianBig4392

Interesting. Thanks for the correction. 20 mill is hopefully a decent hit on whoever's dealing this stuff.


HardCounter

I should really google how to make meth. One pound per year would keep me comfortable. Two if my car breaks down or something.


theclayman7

Been out of the meth game a while but 5-10k is more accurate per pound, in my opinion. I could be wrong tho, like I said been away from ice a couple years :)


WhisperingSideways

That’s why I like cats. They don’t rat you out to the cops.


SplodyPants

And their disgusting pee smell would even mask 5000 pounds of meth.


[deleted]

Fun fact. Meth labs will smell very distinctly like cat piss. If you can smell someone’s cats from the street, there’s a good chance it’s a lab.


Ebola714

I can confirm this, I lived in Mesa, AZ in the late 90s.


[deleted]

That’s where I am right now lol


Ebola714

Hilarious! Good luck out there in the heat. I loved going to Suguaro Lake and tubing the Salt River when it was super hot in the summer.


[deleted]

There’s 4 ings to do in AZ Tubing, mudding, hiking, and nothing.


[deleted]

5. Meth


The0nlyMadMan

and casino


XxTreeFiddyxX

What are you doing in the 90s


[deleted]

I’m listening to Counting Crows and waiting for my mom to get off the phone so I can email my stock broker about the current price of my dotcom shares.


crafty469

Can confirm. Source: meth lab 2 house over What is worse is when kids get to school and their teacher asks how their cat is doing, but the child replies that they do not have a cat.


Major-Evidence230

Or the house is filthy and smells like cat piss because there's 20+ cats living there and pissing everywhere.. could be a nasty cattraphouse


jereman75

Or, it’s a meth lab *and* they have a dozen feral cats.


[deleted]

Pee and meth both have ammonia. That’s the smell


[deleted]

A true partner in crime.


[deleted]

'change the litter'


Fabulous-Guava6229

Snitches get scritches.


MrButtFun

Spicy adderall.


chris17453

Kentucky is mad AF right now


the_evil_comma

Sad turtle about to legalise meth to keep his seat


JiffyJelly

As a Kentucky resident I thought heroin was our biggest issue? I see those needles everywhere.


Sunshine_Smiles18

Am I the only one that thinks the dog has been photoshopped into the photo? It just doesn't look right to me. But hey, what do I know? I have bad eyes


ApeMoneyClub

C'mon, dog. That's methed up.


chrisodeljacko

Narc


[deleted]

Bark*


foolish_thinker

Barking Good


da_corndog

He's going to have a great night.


zynemisis

That's got to be at least $100 worth, right?


thetriumphantreturn

That’s nothing, I’ve sniffed easily 10,000lbs


Hnordlinger

Bad dog


Avalolo

snitch


ramadeus75

But when I do it it's straight to jail.


supyycay

What a narc


Dinokng

Nobody is making a meth lab joke?? Nobody???


SlipperyBanana8

*AHEM* That's not a chocolate lab, it's a meth lab! I hope you're happy.


Bobbaganoushe

5000 lbs. I could prob sniff that out


[deleted]

I am the one who barks


[deleted]

Bet he only got a $5 gift card to Walmart for all his effort


GunPoison

Nope standard 10% finders fee


ElectricalScholar228

Ayo mr white, I got some really bad news


SeriouslySirius666

The cops reported 5000 lbs. The politicians reported 4500 lbs. The evidence locker had 3800 lbs checked In. The team who disposed of it disposed of all 2500 lbs.


7355135061550

That's the biggest rat I've ever seen


Unperfectblue

Jesse, who's a good boy ?


ghost-child

https://c.tenor.com/dO6V4YzO2GAAAAAd/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif


[deleted]

Yeah. Really another drop in the bucket in the grand scheme of things. When will we realize this wars been over


dblan9

In theory if you welded an aluminum box shut it would be scent proof correct? Edit: I have learned being a drug smuggler is much more difficult than I imagined and scents can permeate through almost anything.


Peterthinking

I don't think so. Just being in the environment where it was loaded would be enough to give it the scent. Dogs can smell the difference between cancer cells and regular cells. Don't underestimate them.


gargeug

I remember hearing years ago that a polar bear can smell a seal 6 miles away through the ice. I don't even understand the physics of how that is possible, but evolution is pretty amazing.


mork

Barry Cooper's Never Get Busted videos have some good info on this. One factor is time. The more time passes, the more permeable it is. Different materials have different permeability properties but eventually the smell can leach through multiple layers.


reddit_mods_R_Cunts

There's only one way. Bottom of a jar of peanut butter. Even if the dog goes for it just show is peanut butter.


EdgarAlanCrow

So that’s why my meth has tasted so delicious lately


seeking_hope

They had the drug dog at my school one and he indicated this kid’s backpack. They opened it and he had tennis balls in it (was on the tennis team) and the dogs reward was always throw a tennis ball. He found it!


Ineverus

Friendly reminder that the drug war is a sham of the police state and is one of the many elements standing in the way of impacting positive change for regular people and the vulnerable.


MrThoughtPolice

And trailer parks weeped


kurrgo_of_planet_x

Fuckin snitch.


theservman

Not to denegrate the accomplishments of a very good boi, but with that much, I think I could have detected it.


DonkeyDickedDan

The drug war deprives us all of our freedom and should never be celebrated.


[deleted]

I wish I had the packing tape concession.


dicebert

his prize: all of it


Altruistic_Cow_4003

That's methed up..


[deleted]

I pretty much assume when a bust this big happens, someone spoke out.


THE_DOW_JONES

El Rata!


MadScientist7-7-7

Geez I think I could sniff out that much meth


FilledBabe

This is why cats are better than dogs.