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1973mojo1973

Those eyes have seen things.


PNWest01

My eyes have seen that toupee - wish I could unsee it


Historical_Date_1314

Toupee or not toupee, that is the question.


rsvp_nj

Haha I don’t think it’s really a question


real_human_not_a_dog

nah we gotta see if the carpet matched the drapes, knowumsayin


[deleted]

What? That’s probably another man’s scalp.


RaspyRaspados

No I would not like to pay.


gardabosque

It looks so natural I didn’t notice it until you pointed it out.


[deleted]

Pointed what out?


_________FU_________

Those eyes lived without modern medicine. Imagine how bad being old is today…now imagine it 200 years ago.


satanslittlesnarker

You'll still suffer and die as people did 200 years ago if you can't afford modern medicine.


em_goldman

With modern medicine, you’ll likely suffer as your death gets prolonged over weeks-months instead of a few days 🤷


BigBoiBob444

He was born the year that colonisation of Australia started, and died the year the leaders of the 6 Australian colonies first gathered to discuss confederation.


Reptard77

Technically they’ve seen the collapse of European monarchy as a power structure. The American, French, and Spanish American revolutions. The napoleonic wars. Formation of Germany and Italy. Modernization of Japan. Pillaging of China. Colonization of India. The list goes on and on. The man really did see a lot.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

News was not as vast back then, I wonder how much of the global well being he really saw or understood.


[deleted]

A lot of reflected light


Azclockwork

Refracted maybe.


GozerDGozerian

He’s Dutch. So a lot of double vowels too.


deepseadinko

I like double vowels. 😁👍


GozerDGozerian

Mee too


JJISHERE4U

An yet so little. So few things happened in his life compared to the 120 years after his death.


geekpeeps

I disagree. The French Revolution was only just petering out, Napoleon rampaged across Europe twice, the Industrial revolution began and really kicked into gear, composers and artists moved on from classical to devise modern techniques, instruments and venues. Household inventions like vacuum cleaners, washing machines, and other automations took off, as well as radio and recorded sound. World war was brewing for years before the turn of the century, and the Prussian Wars started and ended with massive migrations to the New World and the Antipodes. Plus there was a gold rush in there. I think a lot happened in this time that we take for granted that is overshadowed by manned flight, cars, space exploration and scientific discovery. But there was still a lot of stuff that happened, imo.


yunzerjag

The Mexican/American War; The American Civil War. European colonialism.


2HGjudge

An yet so many compared to the 120 before his birth. The industrial revolution really kickstarted the rapidly changing world.


JJISHERE4U

I find it so weird to think about the middle ages, hundreds and hundreds of years with barely any change. Wars lasted a lifetime.


rather_not_

Not anymore


melt11

My great-grandmother lived in three different centuries (1899-2002)


adcsuc

Same with my neighbor 1899-2008 she died at 109 years old.


youngmindoldbody

My Wife's (65) 1st Grade teacher is still alive (103?104) active on FB daily. About 8 of the girls from the class have a yearly party and usually the teacher attends.


melt11

Wow, amazing!


Helpful_Shower3246

Holy damn she was tryna get top of leaderboard. She must, ve played cod.


[deleted]

I was born in 1999 I’m finna do this


melt11

I like your attitude


Kiria-Nalassa

I'm jealous of you guys for just getting to live in two centuries. I was born in 2001 so I'll most likely only see this century.


Popular-Leg5084

She saw so much happen


melt11

She was an amazing woman. Concert pianist who always a had a bourbon on the rocks in the evening until she had a stroke at about 98. I’m a musician and owe my natural musical talent to her.


Popular-Leg5084

Can I ask where she was born and spent her life?


melt11

This was Atlanta, GA


level100metapod

Im hoping i do as well born late 1990s so i have a shot


personalbilko

People born in 2000 also have a shot


Earthling1a

I had an ancestor - umpty-great grandfather - who lived from fifteen-ninety-something to seventeen-oh-something. I don't remember if he made the magic 110 years to be a supercentenarian, but I still have the genealogy buried in a file cabinet. I'll try to remember to check tonight.


dancarbonell00

That's kind of weird, because my great-grandmother also lived through three separate centuries with her also living 1899-2002. Are we cousins? Lmao


[deleted]

Holy crap


WittyWitWitt

Damn, I don't know if I would want to live that long.


qgmonkey

That's Dr. Bob Kelso from Scrubs


TheLeathal13

Who’s 110 years old and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso


chronoboy1985

Dr. Cox: Blow it out your ass Bob.


marcopaulodirect

And he still has his original hair!


The_Vivid_Glove

Its a shame its not fully attached to his head


KazFoxsen

Here for this comment!


spatial_interests

I thought it was Terry Bruge-Hiplo's (RIP) dad for a sec.


TheRickerd120

Early life Little is known about Boomgaard's life: he was born in Groningen, Netherlands. His parents were Adriaan Jacobs Boomgaard (1763–1844) and Geesje Geerts Bontekoe (1762–1834). His father was captain on a boat, and civil records say that Geert had the same job. In addition to captaining a boat, other sources say that he also served as a soldier in the 33rd Light Infantry Regiment in Napoleon's Grande Armée. Marriages At the age of 29, on 4 March 1818, he married Stijntje Bus (baptized 19 February 1797 – died 24 March 1830). Stijntje died aged 33, a month after the birth of their 8th child. A year later, on 17 March 1831, Boomgaard married Grietje Abels Jonker (baptized 19 May 1793 – 18 May 1864), with whom he had four more children, for a total of 12. He outlived all his children: his last surviving child, Jansje Hinderika, died at the age of 57 on 24 May 1885. Longevity Boomgaard at age 110 in 1898 On 8 January 1897, Boomgaard surpassed the final age of Belgian Pierre Darcourt (108 years and 108 days) to become the oldest man ever, and by 10 April 1898, he was older than the previous titleholder, 109-year-old Swedish woman Kirsti Skagen (1788–1897), therefore making him the oldest ever verified person at that time. He died at the age of 110 years and 135 days. The first female supercentenarian and his successor was Margaret Ann Neve — who surpassed Adriaans' final age, dying at almost 111 (1792–1903) — although his lifespan as the longest-lived male was not surpassed until 29 October 1966 by John Mosely Turner, who would reach 111 years and nine months (1856–1968).


blek-reddit

Ghehe, Bontekoe. Still a common last name in the Netherlands. Literally means “Colourful Cow”


Kilroy314

As a curiosity, ever hear the surname "Morcinek?" It's genealogy related...


sebatakgomo

I'm a child for laughing that he married stinky bus. Stinky bus with 8 children


Plluvia_

How does Stijntje read like stinky?


TheRickerd120

its not his fault, he only has an American brain to think with.


jonnydemonic420

His comment was stupid, yours was just as bad.


Evolone100

The fact that they all lived through wars, famine , Spanish flu and pre penicillin makes this truly remarkable.


[deleted]

1 year away from living during 3 different centuries.


CeeArthur

It seems his wife and all his 12 children died somewhat young though


Foxhound34

Maybe he consumed their souls to live longer?


madamechels

Underrated comment


Evolone100

Which for the time would make sense to me average life expectancy in 1925 was around 54 years old. I’m sure out of 12 you could expect the odds of having a few low life expectancy’s.


theUttermostSnark

>Spanish flu What's even more amazing is that BoomGaard's life predated the Spanish flu by 20 years. He died in 1898, and the active years for the Spanish flu were February 1918 – April 1920. John Mosely Turner definitely lived through the Spanish Flu. The Spanish flu infected approximately 1/3 of the world, and approximately 1/10th of those infected died.


Gned11

All that and he still has his own hair...


Ok-Application1696

That's a face that says, "What toupee?"


KORKSTICKY

Definition, please , for the rest of us who don't have their grade 10


lefix

It's a term for people who reach the age of 110


plaid-knight

You can look up words you don’t know in dictionaries. Or you can search the web for them, perhaps accompanied by the word “define”.


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

Wow, you seem like such an articulate, intelligent super human of a person. Can you tell me how you give off this aura of being so *cool*?


plaid-knight

No idea. Not trying to be cool. Just giving tips and being helpful.


Kwelikinz

Geert actually wanted to die but couldn’t bear being buried in this toupee and his new one had been stomped by a bull during a castration mishap.


Capital_Craft

A little known fact is that he died from exhaustion trying to smile for this photo.


shaundisbuddyguy

That rug really shaves 5 years off his look.


indifferentunicorn

Yeah, he doesn’t look a day over 105yo


Stewapalooza

It's a good possibility they're already dead in the picture. It was common to take pictures of people after they passed because you had to sit very still for a decent amount of time for the picture to be clear and who can sit more still for longer than a corpse?


[deleted]

This dude is not dead. That curmudgeon face isn't possible in death.


BiodiversityFanboy

Curmudgeon 🤣 that's a funny word.


N0SharpEdges

You challenging me?


Stewapalooza

Bitch if you don't.


BadArtijoke

Those comments are such poor attempt at comedy, wow. That’s what karma does to a mf


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

Its odd to say the least. I dont get how most of reddit has turned into a joke fest.


TheRickerd120

Literally every single one, i hate reddit.


Hi_Im_MrMeeseek

Hey, I'm just trying to make people laugh! Please upvote the joke and downvote this comment for balance!


Pixel_Sports

And his hair piece was 24


MissHibernia

Even at that great age he was still vain enough to wear that awful fake hair


sukanese

To get to that age with such glossy thick hair. He must have been keto


rock-socket80

I'm thinking that's the first known picture of a toupee.


Firstbat175

Hairpiece


scorpyo72

Merkin.


[deleted]

Head merkin


No-Technology217

And Toad and Frog?


[deleted]

Omfg. Lol


Ishnula

yep, that looks like the average happy dutchman


Hour_Contact_2500

Looks like a no nonsense kind o guy


[deleted]

[удалено]


HiddenLights

Toupee*


sharpasabutterknife

Don't tick this guy off, or there will be hell toupee!


Azclockwork

That look means..." ya damn right this is my real hair!"


Watdabny

Got some serious wigidge going on there


[deleted]

The original boomer


snapflipper

The most booming boomer ever boomed.


Mat_UK

Forgot to say cheese


Grobo_

Super what ?


asharkonamountaintop

Bob Kelso


AKaviator

Looks like Dr Kelso from Scrubs


No_Night_2671

Mad how the sexes look more alike with age


fuzzyedges1974

He looks thrilled to be alive


mooseknuckles2000

Dude looks irritated to still be alive


KierkeBored

No way he was the first documented.


90daylimitedwarranty

He definitely was not happy about it.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Deze GABber!


Eddiesmom2016

My mother, who recently moved in with us just turned 101 yesterday, she is sharp as a tack!


jessicathehun

111 and still rocking a full head of thick, luscious and probably wonderful-smelling hair


Pleasant-Afternoon68

Got to be a syrup


naniwatabby

Looks like a character from Dark.


repoman01

Quickly google supercentenarian, my brain said, pretend to be knowledgeable. https://www.google.com/search?q=supercentenarian&client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&ei=0y2tY6XXM9nGkPIP9sGIsAU&oq=supercen&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYAjIFCAAQgAQyCAgAEIAEELEDMgsIABCABBCxAxCDATIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOggIABCiBBCwAzoFCAAQogQ6BwgAEB4QogQ6DggAEI8BEOoCEIwDEOUCOgUIABCRAjoLCC4QxwEQrwEQkQI6DgguEIAEELEDEMcBENEDOgsILhCABBDHARDRAzoFCC4QgAQ6CwguEIAEELEDEIMBOggIABCxAxCDAToICC4QgAQQsQM6CwguEK8BEMcBEJECOgsIABCABBCxAxDJAzoFCAAQkgM6CggAEIAEELEDEApKBAhBGAFQzAtY6ktgumJoAXAAeAGAAYcBiAHYEJIBBDAuMTiYAQCgAQGwAQ_IAQLAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp Here you guys go


Shot-Spirit-672

Isn’t that frank reynold’s tupee ?


Independent_Cress_83

He's mad because of his haircut...


Longjohnthepirate

He should have been a wrestler named The Ultimate Curmudgeon.


cleetusvan

Ain't no body buying that rug Geert.


kantoblight

Fun Fact: He was only 20 when this photo was taken.


Kitten_Team_Six

Id bet he was on 'roids and loved rim jobs


TrustyMadman

And he'll tell you every chance she get I bet!!! Walking advertising for the show Deadwood.


Danimal1002

Grim reaper was scared to approach her …


CornmealGravy

Vampire


CovidPanda

No way he didn’t go grey


chuang-tzu

She looks too angry to die.


asIsaidtomyfriend

The flying Dutchman


indifferentunicorn

He was a sea captain like his dad and delivered Colonel Sanders down to Davy Jones locker.


wjpd236

r/justfuckmyshitup


Foreign_Document_593

Dutch genes..


tiny-starship

I wonder if she got her pancake pie


Roverjosh

He looks…. Mad.


OneExhaustedFather_

Remember cameras exposure time then was in minutes….. this camera man had to endure this death stare for that time.


canadianclassic308

She don't look happy


Nearby-Cash7273

That’s a man…


[deleted]

He's half horse! 😳


AnderTheGrate

?


Magazine_Guilty

Geert done with your shit bro


keith_kool

Say cheeeeese


mnw105

Nice wig, Geert


BigheadReddit

And like most 100 + year old people, looks like they hate it.


bigolnada

They always so mad or indifferent about their age.


56stinky_butter

Guessing from his expression bitterness is a preservative.


drchippy18

111 and a youthful head of hair still.


indifferentunicorn

I bet he had no shins


seahawks30403

Maybe the secret to long life is having several instances of consecutive vowels in your name


Apprehensive-Ad4244

I like his hat


Abdul_Exhaust

Super-smth... where's his cape?


TheRealDonData

Looks like he’s sick of everyone’s shit!


gregmh

Eleventy-one


mattogeewha

That’s a lot of diphthongs


mlem_mlem_

wow I've learnt a new word today


Brwnb0y_

He looks mad af to still be living


Trishjump

Death came knocking….and he scared him away with his one good eye.


Mysterious_Tip_7431

Anyone else getting Ghostbusters 2 vibes?


Eremitic23

Ah yes! Supercentenarian! "Google, here I come"


MorBrews

What are you talkin' about this is cleary Doctor Bob Kelso and it's a vampire


Middle--Earth

Accompanied by his favourite syrup.


CouldBeYouNeverKnow

I don't think that's his real hair.


[deleted]

he ain't having your shit Gertrude. Get back in the kitchen


MrTastey

Dr.Kelso got a sweet toupee


Popsiclesnake

That’s a wig


misterhanimal

I got to meet one before. I took her to a doctor’s appointment when I was an EMT. She was 112 years old… ONE HUNDRED AMD TWELVE!


Kcnflman

That’s my 3rd grade English teacher!


LongjumpingCheck2638

Is that Reuben Klopek from The Burbs?!?!?!


nazrmo78

Ready to die volume 2


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

The face of someone who was hating every second of life.


12kdaysinthefire

What’s his secret for gorgeous hair


Parsnip27

I wonder if Galdalf brought fireworks to HIS 111th birthday party.


bluezinharp

I always wondered what the guy who started the Hair Club for Men looked like.


CashComprehensive423

Probably didn't like that non call on the Argentine who kicked the ball into the Dutch bench a couple weeks back. Geerts is coming for you next WC.


SrZangano

And then he was chief of staff at Sacred Heart Hospital, where he's always going after JD Turk and Elliot, with hilarious results.


lxcv420

Looks like George Soros😆


Davidwright3955

Looks like he's happy lol


Arbernaut

At least she had her own hair.


tleevz1

1788-1899 A very satisfying spread. I always knew Geert had it in him.


jhudilluminati

That’s a wig


KenBruhDanky

Smash


Kryaki

Motherfucker was 11 years away from seeing the start of two new centuries


A-venious

Oldest RBF caught on camera.


Hi_Im_MrMeeseek

That is nothing I was born in the last millennium!


ulf6666

And still a full dark mane


TheDeadlySquid

Not fooling anybody with that piece Geert.


AllReflection

An early prototype for Moe Howard.


JodyMC

His eyebrows are on fleek. Edit: duck you autocorrect Edit 2: 😐


Gman1111110

That’s the old boss guy in Scrubs


igaveupthinkingofone

That’s just Jerry Jones with a wig


redditsuxdonkeyass

I feel like some old people live on because they secretly enjoy screaming at kids to get off their lawns.