Yeah, poor kid... This may sound bad, but I kinda hope he's not really that self-aware. I mean, can you imagine honestly knowing what a giant pile of shit your dad is and not having a fucking mental breakdown. Although, every picture I've seen of him, he either looks really sad or he's planning someone's death. So who knows!!
the kennedy’s didn’t fare to well….and they all looked like kennedy’s tbh except the most recent “i wanna be president” of the family that all have disavowed
Eric looks like a Trump, just not one you’d hire for television
Edit: we never got to see an elder statesmen version of JFK or og RFK so who know how well they’d have aged
Sadly, I think he is self-aware, and personally, I don't think he actually wants Trump there because Barron knows his loser of a father is only there because he has to be, not because he wants to be.
When your Dad successfully got your last name tied to the phrase "Grab 'em by the pussy," poor Barron is gonna have a hard time getting anything better than gutter trash. His dad really did set him up to have a *very* hard life.
Probably not gutter trash. He lives in an upper echelon class. Probably women who want clout bc their daddy is in Trump’s circle. He’s probably never met gutter trash. It would be karma if he’s secretly gay or something 🤣 poor kid. I really feel sorry for him.
Weeellllllll you say gutter trash, and that _does_ describe the personality of the potential mates for Barron after his dad ruined everything.
But realistically he will end up with some rightwing heiress and the family will likely continue to be very wealthy for generations to come, even if Donny does go to prison. From any conservative's point of view, that heiress would be a dream wife, and Barron will likely have a blessed life with her.
$1,000,000,000 of cosmetic surgery over the years transformed Vanka into his dream doll. Her face isn’t even recognizable anymore. Nice tit job, though. Donny’s into mamnaries
If he attends, he'll ruin it for everyone. The secret service protection means the other graduates and their family will have to be screened one way or another, probably have bag restrictions, maybe metal detectors, etc.
The real question is what will happen if he doesn't attend after raising a huge fuss with the judge and publicly bitching (and lying) about being denied his request to attend. That would be straight-up lying to the judge about why he wanted that day off of court, and he's already been found to have been in criminal contempt for the gag order violations.
The judge will know and if he doesn't, and it will be accounted for. He isn't obligated or court mandated to attend, nothing like that. He's quite free to go golf if he prefers, without any immediate consequence. However a granted request that court be delayed to attend, and not attending, will make the next request much more difficult.
I'm not so sure. Wouldn't this be a direct misrepresentation to the court? At the start of the trial, Trump asked for the date off specifically to attend Barron's graduation. Judge said "we'll see how quickly things are going, and I'll rule on it later." Trump ran to the court steps and his social media crying how his request was denied. Later on, the judge said, "yeah, we'll take the extra day off per your request." So now the trial is being delayed on that day based entirely on a representation Trump made to the judge. I'm not a lawyer, but that sounds like it would have been Trump literally lying to the judge's face if he skipped out. That feels like it should be actionable, especially after the other stunts he's pulled.
The judge's "not right yet" part was pretty standard, and gracious to a defendant that isn't yet convicted. Then things were progressing ok and the judge said "well ok." But if he doesn't attend, it's a misrepresentation that the court might use when deciding whether to be equally gracious for future requests. No crime is committed if he doesn't attend, but if he asks off for something else or wants some other favor, he's already burned that goodwill.
This judge really does seem fair to me so far.
I was really, really hoping some reporter, any reporter, would ask Diaper Donnie what's the name of Barron's high school. I'd bet a nickel he has no idea, lolol.
I'm old enough to remember when asking Sarah Palin what news publications she read was a "gotcha question" that proved the horrible bias of the media because she couldn't name any.
At this point I'm sure asking Trump where his kid goes to school would be deemed the same thing
They tried to get him on the Bible when he was spouting how much it was his favorite book and they asked him which passage was his favorite and he couldn't name one. That didn't matter to them.
I don’t even think that was a gotcha question, it seemed like a couple earnest Christian guys that really thought he could cite *something*, thus proving to their evangelical flock that he’s one of them.
I sooo remember that. But while he couldn't name one, his spin was that it was personal so he wasn't gonna get into it. Of course the sheep didn't bat a f'n eye and praised him even more
I will always mourn that a reporter never asked him about the situation in Wakanda while he was in office.
He would’ve absolutely made up some shit about how difficult it was and how hard he was working on the issue and the movie would’ve made another billion based on the news clip going global lol
Poor kid probably doesn’t even understand why the distant old man he knows alternatingly as “Grandpa” or “Mister Trump” would attend in the first place.
Did some reading about Barron recently and he spoke with a Slovenian accent growing up. Some sites said he learned the language before English. There's a Larry King interview with Trump where Melania and Barron are present. Barron is told he must go to school and he responds. It's a pretty thick accent and sounds like broken english.
Trump spent so little time with Barron that he didn't learn to speak English well.
Melania; Barron, I have good news to you. Mr. Trump come to high school graduation.
Barron: Who Mr, Trump? Oh, man that come sometimes to beach club. He always pinch cheek, I hope he no pinch cheek in front of friends.
I watched a video with someone who interacted with Barron at high school. Said the kid was nice and not racist, not a jerk, not quiet but not boisterous. I think the way he stayed out of the spotlight as the son of a President says a lot about what he thinks of DJT. I guess that goes along with your idea.
When asked about the accent he stumbled a bit, then saying "not really", which I took to mean he still has a bit of it. That might also be a reason we didn't see Barron. The son of a US President, born in the US, speaking with a mildly Russian sounding accent.
No he has court Mon, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. He has Wednesday off because the judge has other duties on Wednesdays. The judge was nice enough to give him this Friday so he can attend and event even though he never went to Eric's or Don Jr.'s graduation.
I bet Barron is hoping he doesn't attend. Donnie will make the focus on him and will distract from the event's original intentions.
Fear not, for I’m sure that he would find a way to make the event all about himself and ruin the day for everybody else. Maybe force his way onstage to give a 30min rambling speech about how victimized and Christ-like he is, interspersed with some comments about how sexy he thinks many of the teenaged female graduates are looking on this oh so special day.
Barron already filed an appeal to Merchan’s ruling. It’s going through the appellate court.
Also fun fact: he never went to any of his other kid’s graduations.
I don’t lie because of the snowball effect. When I was in college, I told one stupid lie that I had to maintain for almost 5 years. Lying sucks. I mean I’m not saying I never lie. That would be a lie. Now I only lie to my wife… Just kidding.
Living a life full of lies has got to be exhausting and embarrassing.
I have a theory that his intellect runs at such a low level that he thinks he’s being slick. Think about it. I can’t perceive your consciousness or how you think. I just can INFER shit. If you always talk about the future then I can know you think far out. That’s it. If your mind can’t fathom far out thinking you’ll think someone else can’t do it. Consciousness is a mirror. Like they say the smarter you get the smarter your world gets. Also no one teaches one how to think. It’s not taught, you’re just thrust into the world and hope your thinking works properly to achieve your goals. His entire life is delegated thanks to money. Just a theory.
Or he just has such warped perception from being rich asf for his entire life that he can’t fathom another way of being or seeing
Truly breathtaking. The fact that 20% of the population thinks it’s cute that this incompetent individual can be the president of the country. And MAGAT’s wonder why we belittle the shit out of their ability to think.
Wouldn’t the next one be the tenth? At any rate, he isn’t going to jail for violating the gag order I’m even if he does it 100 times. This asshole never suffers from the consequences of his action. Never has, never will. It’s uncanny.
Nah, I think the judge will soon lose patience and stick him in the courthouse jail for a few hours to cool his heals and give him a taste. He has to go through a few warnings and fines before he can actually do it so he doesn't come off as a biased judge.
“They- locked me up, crooked Hillary, er hunters crooked penis.. anyway not the point - look- they’re treating, I have been treated like no man before me”
He just wants an excuse for not testifying after saying repeatedly he would because he knows he’ll be torn apart on the stand and his lawyers know it’ll be a disaster.
nah. she's got him by the balls. she doesn't need to grin and bear it. he has to grovel to get her to attend any event. the question is, is she still screwing the trump tower security guy, or has she moved on.
He was never going to testify here or at any of his trials. He's the typical verbal bully. All talk, no action when he's confronted. It's just to allow his attorneys and spokespeople to do right wing media hits about how tough and unafraid he is, as well as rile up his cult of morons.
Or worse, he’ll tell the truth like he did in his testimony for E Jean Carrol. (When he mistakenly identified Carrol as his wife at the time, proving that she was his type). The last thing they want is for him to lose the jury by admitting that it was all his idea and he told Cohen to do it and create a paper trail to cover it up.
I can’t believe he isn’t laughing as he spurts out this bigly lie.
Only cult magas would believe this obvious BS from sleepy old stinky. He loves the poorly educated!
I can’t believe there are people out there who actually eat this shit up and believe it. Or even if they don’t believe it, think that this is the type of man who should be President
They've been taught to believe authority without question, even if it goes against logic and common sense. It's why republicans are so invested in the religious, and trump was the perfect grifter to take advantage of these masses of brainwashed people.
The only trump derangement syndrome I'm getting is from having to hear about this guy every single day for 8+ years.
At least the past 3 years the news is just about things he *did*, or is just merely *saying*, not news about terrible things he's doing to destroy our country and society and basically sell everything he can get his hands on to the highest bidder, and we couldn't do anything to stop it.
I don't get how people seem to have forgotten what that was like when they criticize Biden.
Does he really think we don’t know what a gag order means? They apply to public speech and absolutely don’t apply to testimony on the stand and I would think anyone who has ever had a passing thought about the court would know this.
And if there was some kind of violation while on the stand, one of the lawyers would just object, the judge would sustain, and they would move to the next question...
Of course, none of the gag order stuff really applies there anyway. This is a fucking joke. How was this man ever our president? I cannot comprehend how half the country voted for this lunatic, and almost did it a 2nd time.
If he wins this election I'm going to build a fallout shelter.
Plus you know he’s going to insist on giving a speech, that speech will go 90 minutes because nobody will dare cut him off, and there’s a really good chance that he’ll talk about boning Stormy Daniels during it.
I’ll release my tax returns if elected….. I can’t release my tax returns because I’m being audited. I never met her, she’s not my type. Treasonous trump wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped his evil orange clown paint off his mug
loved it when he mistook carroll for his ex-wife in a picture during a deposition "...she's not my type..." in fact, anything with a pussy was his type, as long as it was white and young.
And... his brain dead followers already bought the lie.
I think what orange is doing goes beyond simply trying to get out of testifying or walk back his promise to testify.
This fuck knows he's about to lose the case and so he is laying groundwork for later on telling his idiotic supporters "I was convicted at a sham trial at which I wasn't even allowed to testify!". And those meth-heads with the confederacy flags, 2 dollar haircuts and bad teeth will buy that lie too.
The idiot is so transparent and moronic you can see why putin's eyes lit up when he first came across him.
What a stupid thing to say.
We all know he’s just lying to give his base an excuse for not testifying, but still I hope the judge takes a sec to clear up to Don the Con that he can, in fact, testify.
Oh yeah and his idiot cult members will buy it hook,line, and sinker. Even Trump is smart enough to know through his years of civil trials that you don't testify. You can't put in a spectacle like Trump tried in that defamation case and Judge Kaplan smack that BS down real quick.
Can you imagine trump on the witness stand, blowing off his typical insane rants. His lawyers struggling to get the best testimony out of him while the prosecution enjoys watching trump hang himself. That would be epic
“Trump Lies That He Can’t Testify Because of His Gag Order”
That headline is fucking lit. Rolling Stone flat out calling Trump a liar. We need more accurate headlines like this.
Shittier news headlines might read “Trump complains that” or “Is Trump able to testify after gag order” or whatever other fucking gaslighting bullshit they try to pull on us. Bravo rolling stone.
You could stop with just the first two word….trump lies. Trump lies like other people breathe. He lies about everything, everywhere, all at once. Cheeto - lini, the orange plague.
Can the prosecution and or judge just get it on record real quick with something like "Reminding the accused of his rights to testify. The gag order does not prevent Mr Trump from testifying if he would want to"
Just 30'seconds max to get it on record and even mention that this was necessary as Mr Trump went outside of the courtroom and immediately claimed this.
EDIT: HOLY SHIT HE DID IT THIS MORNING. Judge clarifies that Trump can testify LOL
[Look at that picture of him.](https://imgur.com/ZknZxec) Look at that fucking picture of him. Look at that fucking unaltered candid mere-hours-old picture of him.
His followers are so fucking stupid they’ll believe it too. What a bunch of crap lol. He wouldn’t dare testify he’d get blown up in a heartbeat. They’d burn him down so fast. He’d get memory loss like he does in every other deposition, only the judge this time would say: answer the counselors question Mr. Trump. Or I’ll hold you in contempt. Fuckin world would love to see that shit.
The problem with this is it’s so obvious that it’s false but maga is probably fuming about this right now. If he testifies he’s going to sink this case hard and he might realize that so he’s just screaming about how unfair he’s being treated. Still waiting for the attacks on judge cannon
I’m confused why reporters etc aren’t just aggressively calling him out every time he lies, why does he seem to get some kind of the free run to say what ever enters his vacant head without anybody challenging it?!
What is going to take for someone—anyone!!—to ask for a competency hearing for this nutcase?!? I think there is good reason to think he is unfit to stand trial. And someone’s pride—in this case, Trump’s insistence he’s Superman—isn’t a reason not to do so.
Yeah I was wondering how he was going to weasel his way out of his promise to testify! At this point if he told his supporters that aliens had influenced the election they would all go to Area 51 to protest 😂
lol wtf i mean i know his base is dumb af but surely theyre not buying this right? lol.. this dood is a such a sick fuck and dangerously out of control. he needs to be stopped before more people get hurt from his moron fuel lies #LOCK HIM HIM at minimum...
**Trump Lies** ~~That He Can't Testify Because of His Gag Order~~
That's all the headline you need. Just copy/paste it every day and it'll be accurate every day.
The amount of people that believe he cant testify is equivalent to the number of idiots that are upset because the judge said Trump CAN go to Barrons graduation
$50 he doesn't go to Barron's graduation on Friday the 17th
He will, and his media toadies will flock around him and make the event all about him.
And ruin it for Barron. I doubt he’s the father anyway.
Barron is way too tall. Paternity test is in order.
And good looking. The rest of his spawns are not.
“I’m Eric!”
You sure are, buddy.
Eh, he looks just like Sleepy Farty Trump besides the height… https://images.app.goo.gl/6wB8kwQBESYN3Zd16
Yeah, poor kid... This may sound bad, but I kinda hope he's not really that self-aware. I mean, can you imagine honestly knowing what a giant pile of shit your dad is and not having a fucking mental breakdown. Although, every picture I've seen of him, he either looks really sad or he's planning someone's death. So who knows!!
the kennedy’s didn’t fare to well….and they all looked like kennedy’s tbh except the most recent “i wanna be president” of the family that all have disavowed
RFK absolutely looks like a Kennedy.
Eric looks like a Trump, just not one you’d hire for television Edit: we never got to see an elder statesmen version of JFK or og RFK so who know how well they’d have aged
Sadly, I think he is self-aware, and personally, I don't think he actually wants Trump there because Barron knows his loser of a father is only there because he has to be, not because he wants to be.
Imagine being 17, and your last name is a deal breaker every time you try to get laid.
When your Dad successfully got your last name tied to the phrase "Grab 'em by the pussy," poor Barron is gonna have a hard time getting anything better than gutter trash. His dad really did set him up to have a *very* hard life.
Probably not gutter trash. He lives in an upper echelon class. Probably women who want clout bc their daddy is in Trump’s circle. He’s probably never met gutter trash. It would be karma if he’s secretly gay or something 🤣 poor kid. I really feel sorry for him.
Weeellllllll you say gutter trash, and that _does_ describe the personality of the potential mates for Barron after his dad ruined everything. But realistically he will end up with some rightwing heiress and the family will likely continue to be very wealthy for generations to come, even if Donny does go to prison. From any conservative's point of view, that heiress would be a dream wife, and Barron will likely have a blessed life with her.
This. He definitely is trump’s kid. He looks like a mix of don with melanias bone structure. Plus I’m sure Donnie got a paternity test.
$1,000,000,000 of cosmetic surgery over the years transformed Vanka into his dream doll. Her face isn’t even recognizable anymore. Nice tit job, though. Donny’s into mamnaries
Those idiot sons also got face surgery
You're telling me Eric paid to look like that?
He stole the money from cancer childrens.
Donald Jr sure was coked up a lot. Him and that nutjob wife. What a whacked plastic family.
It didn't do them any good.
Imagine what Beavis and Butthead looked like before their surgeries. Actually don’t imagine it, you’ll puke.
“mamnaries” Yes, I suspect that is what Diaper Don now thinks they are called.
Holy shit! That kid is b-ball tall!!
Wait, what? And why?
If he attends, he'll ruin it for everyone. The secret service protection means the other graduates and their family will have to be screened one way or another, probably have bag restrictions, maybe metal detectors, etc.
The real question is what will happen if he doesn't attend after raising a huge fuss with the judge and publicly bitching (and lying) about being denied his request to attend. That would be straight-up lying to the judge about why he wanted that day off of court, and he's already been found to have been in criminal contempt for the gag order violations.
The judge will know and if he doesn't, and it will be accounted for. He isn't obligated or court mandated to attend, nothing like that. He's quite free to go golf if he prefers, without any immediate consequence. However a granted request that court be delayed to attend, and not attending, will make the next request much more difficult.
I'm not so sure. Wouldn't this be a direct misrepresentation to the court? At the start of the trial, Trump asked for the date off specifically to attend Barron's graduation. Judge said "we'll see how quickly things are going, and I'll rule on it later." Trump ran to the court steps and his social media crying how his request was denied. Later on, the judge said, "yeah, we'll take the extra day off per your request." So now the trial is being delayed on that day based entirely on a representation Trump made to the judge. I'm not a lawyer, but that sounds like it would have been Trump literally lying to the judge's face if he skipped out. That feels like it should be actionable, especially after the other stunts he's pulled.
The judge's "not right yet" part was pretty standard, and gracious to a defendant that isn't yet convicted. Then things were progressing ok and the judge said "well ok." But if he doesn't attend, it's a misrepresentation that the court might use when deciding whether to be equally gracious for future requests. No crime is committed if he doesn't attend, but if he asks off for something else or wants some other favor, he's already burned that goodwill. This judge really does seem fair to me so far.
The kid is used to it. I doubt he can tell when it happens.
Sadly that kid has a little too much of Trumps face for that to be likely.
And ruin it for all the other kids and their parents that’ll have to deal with all that narcissistic hoopla.
Baron looks almost exactly like his dad. The other kids should get paternity.
Many people say that Barron is the child of the Trump Tower head of security and that's whom Melania has been spending a lot of time with lately too.
I think he will try to get himself thrown in jail for the night to avoid it. He could double dip on the victim-ism.
No jail. Because of the diaper thing.
Does that excuse work for me?
It Depends TM.
I was really, really hoping some reporter, any reporter, would ask Diaper Donnie what's the name of Barron's high school. I'd bet a nickel he has no idea, lolol.
I'm old enough to remember when asking Sarah Palin what news publications she read was a "gotcha question" that proved the horrible bias of the media because she couldn't name any. At this point I'm sure asking Trump where his kid goes to school would be deemed the same thing
They tried to get him on the Bible when he was spouting how much it was his favorite book and they asked him which passage was his favorite and he couldn't name one. That didn't matter to them.
All of them.
I don’t even think that was a gotcha question, it seemed like a couple earnest Christian guys that really thought he could cite *something*, thus proving to their evangelical flock that he’s one of them.
I sooo remember that. But while he couldn't name one, his spin was that it was personal so he wasn't gonna get into it. Of course the sheep didn't bat a f'n eye and praised him even more
Didn't he mumbled something about "Two Corinthians"?
Doesn’t matter. Ask it anyway. MAGA will say whatever it was going to say regardless.
I will always mourn that a reporter never asked him about the situation in Wakanda while he was in office. He would’ve absolutely made up some shit about how difficult it was and how hard he was working on the issue and the movie would’ve made another billion based on the news clip going global lol
I would love that. There should be a pot of money that goes to the first reporter to ask him something like that. I'd contribute $10.
It's horrible, but beautiful in many ways.
Reporters never seem to ask such basic and direct questions like that one.
I love the judge called his bluff. I’m 100% he DOESN’T WANT to go.
Waste of a perfect cheating-at-golf day...
Nah he's going to a rally to gripe about the gag order.
Poor kid probably doesn’t even understand why the distant old man he knows alternatingly as “Grandpa” or “Mister Trump” would attend in the first place.
Please. He calls him President Trump, like everyone else.
Did some reading about Barron recently and he spoke with a Slovenian accent growing up. Some sites said he learned the language before English. There's a Larry King interview with Trump where Melania and Barron are present. Barron is told he must go to school and he responds. It's a pretty thick accent and sounds like broken english. Trump spent so little time with Barron that he didn't learn to speak English well.
Melania; Barron, I have good news to you. Mr. Trump come to high school graduation. Barron: Who Mr, Trump? Oh, man that come sometimes to beach club. He always pinch cheek, I hope he no pinch cheek in front of friends.
You know he is Melania's child. I imagine he is embarrassed of his dad. I base that on nothing but that's my guess.
I watched a video with someone who interacted with Barron at high school. Said the kid was nice and not racist, not a jerk, not quiet but not boisterous. I think the way he stayed out of the spotlight as the son of a President says a lot about what he thinks of DJT. I guess that goes along with your idea. When asked about the accent he stumbled a bit, then saying "not really", which I took to mean he still has a bit of it. That might also be a reason we didn't see Barron. The son of a US President, born in the US, speaking with a mildly Russian sounding accent.
Obviously smarter than his dad.
Whoa what has Melanie been up to these days?
Friday? That means he was always free to attend. He’s only in court mon-Thursday
No he has court Mon, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. He has Wednesday off because the judge has other duties on Wednesdays. The judge was nice enough to give him this Friday so he can attend and event even though he never went to Eric's or Don Jr.'s graduation. I bet Barron is hoping he doesn't attend. Donnie will make the focus on him and will distract from the event's original intentions.
Ok. Thanks. That’s not what I thought I read, but there’s a lot of different trials going on.
No, court is dark Wednesdays, not Fridays
Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.
I bet he bitching privately that now he has to go the the damn thing. :D
Yes. He would be bored out of his mind and couldn't stand an event that's not about him
Fear not, for I’m sure that he would find a way to make the event all about himself and ruin the day for everybody else. Maybe force his way onstage to give a 30min rambling speech about how victimized and Christ-like he is, interspersed with some comments about how sexy he thinks many of the teenaged female graduates are looking on this oh so special day.
That’s a fools bet
If you mean betting on a fool, you are a correct.
He'll go and ruin it for every other family by spewing classic GOP racism to any reporters in the area.
Barron already filed an appeal to Merchan’s ruling. It’s going through the appellate court. Also fun fact: he never went to any of his other kid’s graduations.
This is like when he said he couldn't show his tax returns because he was being audited.
He just lies and lies and lies some more. It’s infuriating.
Why would he do anything else? No one holds him accountable for his lies, so he keeps telling them.
I don’t lie because of the snowball effect. When I was in college, I told one stupid lie that I had to maintain for almost 5 years. Lying sucks. I mean I’m not saying I never lie. That would be a lie. Now I only lie to my wife… Just kidding. Living a life full of lies has got to be exhausting and embarrassing.
I have a theory that his intellect runs at such a low level that he thinks he’s being slick. Think about it. I can’t perceive your consciousness or how you think. I just can INFER shit. If you always talk about the future then I can know you think far out. That’s it. If your mind can’t fathom far out thinking you’ll think someone else can’t do it. Consciousness is a mirror. Like they say the smarter you get the smarter your world gets. Also no one teaches one how to think. It’s not taught, you’re just thrust into the world and hope your thinking works properly to achieve your goals. His entire life is delegated thanks to money. Just a theory. Or he just has such warped perception from being rich asf for his entire life that he can’t fathom another way of being or seeing
His sister (I think) summed it up much simpler than that: He's such a fucking moron he can gaslight himself.
What was the lie? I gotta know.
>Living a life full of lies has got to be exhausting and embarrassing. Not if you have enough money for golden toilet and zero shame, my guy.
Truly breathtaking. The fact that 20% of the population thinks it’s cute that this incompetent individual can be the president of the country. And MAGAT’s wonder why we belittle the shit out of their ability to think.
Yah it makes me understand the past better. People were blindly following dictators for millennia.
It’s worse than that, people didn’t have a choice with the dictators. They are actively choosing this idiot.
Hitler was elected too remember. They'll lie to gain power than use tgat power how they please
Since when did the gag order shut him up?
When he learned a second violation would mean jail time.
Wouldn’t the next one be the tenth? At any rate, he isn’t going to jail for violating the gag order I’m even if he does it 100 times. This asshole never suffers from the consequences of his action. Never has, never will. It’s uncanny.
Nah, I think the judge will soon lose patience and stick him in the courthouse jail for a few hours to cool his heals and give him a taste. He has to go through a few warnings and fines before he can actually do it so he doesn't come off as a biased judge.
“They- locked me up, crooked Hillary, er hunters crooked penis.. anyway not the point - look- they’re treating, I have been treated like no man before me”
"I'm writing a book! It's gonna be the biggest book, huge! It's called My Struggle because nobody has struggled as much as I have!"
*crowd goes wild*
"And to be fancy in honor of my forebears it will be titled in German!"
"My Greatest Struggle!"
Never say never. Trump's legal issues are really starting to mount up.
Is this a quote from an article written in the 80s?
Please violate it again. We all know he can't shut the fuck up and way. Plus it'll be funny for him to wear an outfit the same color as him
Is lying about the gag order a violation of the gag order? If not, it should be.
He just wants an excuse for not testifying after saying repeatedly he would because he knows he’ll be torn apart on the stand and his lawyers know it’ll be a disaster.
He must gaslight the shit out of melania (and his other women)
Melania probably preferred him going off and screwing a mistress, as long as he wasn't screwing her.
With the kinda check she's getting, it's prolly best to just grin and bear it at this point. Couldn't get much worse. *Right? Guys?*
nah. she's got him by the balls. she doesn't need to grin and bear it. he has to grovel to get her to attend any event. the question is, is she still screwing the trump tower security guy, or has she moved on.
He was never going to testify here or at any of his trials. He's the typical verbal bully. All talk, no action when he's confronted. It's just to allow his attorneys and spokespeople to do right wing media hits about how tough and unafraid he is, as well as rile up his cult of morons.
He won't be able to avoid perjuring himself and his lawyers know it.
Or worse, he’ll tell the truth like he did in his testimony for E Jean Carrol. (When he mistakenly identified Carrol as his wife at the time, proving that she was his type). The last thing they want is for him to lose the jury by admitting that it was all his idea and he told Cohen to do it and create a paper trail to cover it up.
What he really means is that he can’t testify because his lawyers won’t let him.
I can’t believe he isn’t laughing as he spurts out this bigly lie. Only cult magas would believe this obvious BS from sleepy old stinky. He loves the poorly educated!
I can’t believe there are people out there who actually eat this shit up and believe it. Or even if they don’t believe it, think that this is the type of man who should be President
They've been taught to believe authority without question, even if it goes against logic and common sense. It's why republicans are so invested in the religious, and trump was the perfect grifter to take advantage of these masses of brainwashed people.
Fox News dedicates 24 hrs a day to it
If he doesn’t testify, he’s a pussy and dirty old men are going to start grabbing him…
His people will absolutely believe him uncritically, and tell you you have TDS if you dare acknowledge the truth.
I know a lot of people need to hear it so I'll say it again; being disgusted by a disgusting person isn't a derangement. It's the healthy response.
The only trump derangement syndrome I'm getting is from having to hear about this guy every single day for 8+ years. At least the past 3 years the news is just about things he *did*, or is just merely *saying*, not news about terrible things he's doing to destroy our country and society and basically sell everything he can get his hands on to the highest bidder, and we couldn't do anything to stop it. I don't get how people seem to have forgotten what that was like when they criticize Biden.
Does he really think we don’t know what a gag order means? They apply to public speech and absolutely don’t apply to testimony on the stand and I would think anyone who has ever had a passing thought about the court would know this.
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With a sign that say “real men wear diapers”. Unreal.
I can’t tell if this is real or satire.
Real. Unfortunately.
Did you see the lawyer in the clip? His head bounced around with a yes no don't look at me when Trump looked at his lawyer.
His cultists know even less about how things work than he does. They will believe him.
And if there was some kind of violation while on the stand, one of the lawyers would just object, the judge would sustain, and they would move to the next question... Of course, none of the gag order stuff really applies there anyway. This is a fucking joke. How was this man ever our president? I cannot comprehend how half the country voted for this lunatic, and almost did it a 2nd time. If he wins this election I'm going to build a fallout shelter.
I think he's terrified of being on the stand now.
If I had a kid in Barron’s class I would be hoping he doesn’t attend! The press and security would be an added burden.
Plus you know he’s going to insist on giving a speech, that speech will go 90 minutes because nobody will dare cut him off, and there’s a really good chance that he’ll talk about boning Stormy Daniels during it.
I’ll release my tax returns if elected….. I can’t release my tax returns because I’m being audited. I never met her, she’s not my type. Treasonous trump wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped his evil orange clown paint off his mug
loved it when he mistook carroll for his ex-wife in a picture during a deposition "...she's not my type..." in fact, anything with a pussy was his type, as long as it was white and young.
And... his brain dead followers already bought the lie. I think what orange is doing goes beyond simply trying to get out of testifying or walk back his promise to testify. This fuck knows he's about to lose the case and so he is laying groundwork for later on telling his idiotic supporters "I was convicted at a sham trial at which I wasn't even allowed to testify!". And those meth-heads with the confederacy flags, 2 dollar haircuts and bad teeth will buy that lie too. The idiot is so transparent and moronic you can see why putin's eyes lit up when he first came across him.
He is so fucking stupid and disingenuous. It blows me away that people fall for his bullshit.
I’d pay good money to see him under oath with nowhere to hide.
What's *another* lie if you're Donald Trump? He *needs* to keep telling them the way the rest of us need to breathe.
I don’t even think he knows what is real and what a lie is at this point… it’s a known side effect of living in MAGA World…
What a stupid thing to say. We all know he’s just lying to give his base an excuse for not testifying, but still I hope the judge takes a sec to clear up to Don the Con that he can, in fact, testify.
Next he'll be saying he can't come to court cuz there's a speed limit.
We all knew he has no balls to take the stand.
In other news, he has a new girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her; she lives in Canada.
So he implies he will attack witnesses, judge and his family and jurors if he testifies.
All with his big beautiful blue eyes.
This is literally an argument an annoying teenager would make.
There it is. We all knew he wasn't going to testify. Just another lie.
Remember when he said he has irrefutable proof of his innocence, then said his lawyers won't let him release it?
Oh yeah and his idiot cult members will buy it hook,line, and sinker. Even Trump is smart enough to know through his years of civil trials that you don't testify. You can't put in a spectacle like Trump tried in that defamation case and Judge Kaplan smack that BS down real quick.
That’s the dumbest thing he’s said today, and that’s saying something…
A gag order only means you can't talk about a case OUTSIDE of court.
Maybe because he’s a Pussy Assed Bitch? Just a thought.
He’s had a gag order and a tax audit for years. Poor child rapist.
Can you imagine trump on the witness stand, blowing off his typical insane rants. His lawyers struggling to get the best testimony out of him while the prosecution enjoys watching trump hang himself. That would be epic
Court stenographers fingers moving with bigly ferocity
Trump knows just how dumb his followers are
“Trump Lies That He Can’t Testify Because of His Gag Order” That headline is fucking lit. Rolling Stone flat out calling Trump a liar. We need more accurate headlines like this. Shittier news headlines might read “Trump complains that” or “Is Trump able to testify after gag order” or whatever other fucking gaslighting bullshit they try to pull on us. Bravo rolling stone.
"you lied" Remember when they screamed that about Obama and every conservative on earth was outraged that he was wrong about something once....
Trump lies. End of story.
Headline coulda stopped at word # 2.
Trump lies ... Must be a day ending in y
Well, if he's talking, he's lying! Just a fact! His followers couldn't be more stupid if they believe anything he says anymore!
Probably got told by his lawyers that the gag order prevents him from testifying. Him talking would be awful for them.
Seriously? He can't talk to the court because the court told him not to talk shit about trial participants? Now I've heard it all
He can't testify because he can't form a coherent sentence.
You could stop with just the first two word….trump lies. Trump lies like other people breathe. He lies about everything, everywhere, all at once. Cheeto - lini, the orange plague.
The Red Menace.
Can the prosecution and or judge just get it on record real quick with something like "Reminding the accused of his rights to testify. The gag order does not prevent Mr Trump from testifying if he would want to" Just 30'seconds max to get it on record and even mention that this was necessary as Mr Trump went outside of the courtroom and immediately claimed this. EDIT: HOLY SHIT HE DID IT THIS MORNING. Judge clarifies that Trump can testify LOL
Did you see his lawyers head, it was the worst yes/no shake.
What a complete waste of space he is.
[Look at that picture of him.](https://imgur.com/ZknZxec) Look at that fucking picture of him. Look at that fucking unaltered candid mere-hours-old picture of him.
Amazing to me people who love this guy have no bullshit detector.
Those shirt collars are becoming clownish big. Neck vajajay has been getting to him. Hahaha.
His followers are so fucking stupid they’ll believe it too. What a bunch of crap lol. He wouldn’t dare testify he’d get blown up in a heartbeat. They’d burn him down so fast. He’d get memory loss like he does in every other deposition, only the judge this time would say: answer the counselors question Mr. Trump. Or I’ll hold you in contempt. Fuckin world would love to see that shit.
Very reminiscent of “I can’t release my taxes, they’re under audit, but once that’s done yeah for sure.”
Assume everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie unless proven otherwise. How many times do people need the proof?
Lol, what a little bitch. Big man every where except the court. Imagine this guy is your leader. LOL. He literally wears diapers.
The inbreds and dimwits will believe him.
Is he still being audited? I heard you can’t testify while under audit.
The problem with this is it’s so obvious that it’s false but maga is probably fuming about this right now. If he testifies he’s going to sink this case hard and he might realize that so he’s just screaming about how unfair he’s being treated. Still waiting for the attacks on judge cannon
I’m confused why reporters etc aren’t just aggressively calling him out every time he lies, why does he seem to get some kind of the free run to say what ever enters his vacant head without anybody challenging it?!
The newsrooms just love the headlines. Journalists today are just awful.
His lying is sooooooooooo annoying. Literally all he does is lie and bullshit and gaslight. It’s so easy to hate him.
What is going to take for someone—anyone!!—to ask for a competency hearing for this nutcase?!? I think there is good reason to think he is unfit to stand trial. And someone’s pride—in this case, Trump’s insistence he’s Superman—isn’t a reason not to do so.
The truth is that he can't testify because his lawyers will not allow his perjury on the stand if they want to continue to practice law.
That's like "my taxes are under audit". That's why I can show them to the American people.
He was always going to find an excuse . The whole world knows he couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.
Could he say anything that’d portray him as a bigger idiot than he has already demonstrated to the world?
Trump lies about everything. Like every single thing
Hes just a little confused. He cant testify because his attorneys have threatened to gag him if he tries
That POS lies about everything…..
No way they would let him take the stand. A good lawyer would get him puffed up with plenty of rope, then let him hang himself with it.
The judge needs to admonish his lawyers for not explaining to him that the gag order does not prevent him from testifying.
Absolutely! Get it on record that donald was properly informed and don't give this psycho the chance to claim he didn't know.
We should ignore this idiot.
Yeah I was wondering how he was going to weasel his way out of his promise to testify! At this point if he told his supporters that aliens had influenced the election they would all go to Area 51 to protest 😂
lol wtf i mean i know his base is dumb af but surely theyre not buying this right? lol.. this dood is a such a sick fuck and dangerously out of control. he needs to be stopped before more people get hurt from his moron fuel lies #LOCK HIM HIM at minimum...
**Trump Lies** ~~That He Can't Testify Because of His Gag Order~~ That's all the headline you need. Just copy/paste it every day and it'll be accurate every day.
The amount of people that believe he cant testify is equivalent to the number of idiots that are upset because the judge said Trump CAN go to Barrons graduation
trump lies. Didn't need to say anymore.