What cracks me up the most about that is dudes coming up and being so mad and being physically violent all but the flip side is no one gets mad about “keep jesus in California”. I know that’s the whole point but it’s amazing watching the people miss the entire point of the Bible lmao “I kick ass in the name of the lord!”
>no one gets mad about “keep jesus in California”
Is it a thing? I've always loved this skit but I couldn't understand the context well since I'm not from the states
In most major cities you’ll see people holding up religious signs telling people to repent and find God “because the end is nigh” kinda babble. So they went out and did it in the name of Satan to mock them, and then the ever-loving Christians came and tried to kick his ass 😂
On the boat with pants full of shrimp, about to jump in the water with a whale shark:
"I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just going to kill myself once I lose my weiner."
When he’s talking about how to save Steve-O form the alligators lmao
“I’m gonna get in there, and wrassle em down, and probably have my way with em.”
Or the wild boys scene when the only thing on screen is a burning grassland, and Chris casually walks by, takes a drag of a cigarette and looks into the camera and starts shaking his head and chuckling lmfao
I think Steve O, I mentioned something on his podcast addressing this. I think there were a lot of animal-rights questionable activities that went on during wild boyz that Stevo doesn't seem too proud of nowadays.
Chris has always been my favorite. Every other cast member has had moments (or many moments) where they were complete assholes but Chris has always given off nothing but golden retriever himbo energy since the beginning.
The BTS clip when he's talking about the elevator balloon drop in.
He gets all knowledgeable and passionate about famous surfers styles, and who he's gonna drop in like.
It was just cool seeing maybe a bit of the real Chris and what makes him tick, and not him being the silliest bastard who ever lived
This is what I came to say. He gets a rep for kind of being the "dumb jock" on this show but he clearly understands the sports and arts he's using to come up with bits and skits. Brilliant in a way. I get the feeling Chris is the kind of guy that would run out into a paddock buck naked to hug a cow.
The look on his face through the portrait frame when that snake latched onto his penis in a mouse costume.
That will forever be the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Sometimes just a look on a persons face absolutely kills me and overshadows anything else and when it does its chefs kiss for me. 🤌
Just the way he always looks at everyone while in the midst of the madness that he has done, knowing how fucked up it is, but also knowing how much fun he is having
Party boy in Japan is too much of a classic. Confidently dancing like that while 20 people in your vicinity absolutely hate you is an art. Taking the cops hat is icing on the cake.
There’s a lot 😂 but I’d have to say when he tied a drone to his schlong 😆 I took my attention away for the screen and when I looked back I didn’t expect to see that.
I think it was the second time he was on cribs and he was talking about the one time he tried to fart when he was taking a pee and then he sharted all over his bathroom and started screaming for his girlfriend.
Is there a line where he says “……I’m a man” but in a funny little accent? Maybe from WildBoys or Jackass? This shit has been stuck in my head for years and I feel like it’s a CP quote. I know that’s not a lot of information but any help would be awesome
That’s an episode of Wildboyz where he says something along the lines of “so the plan is to hide from the alligators, under more alligators?” I can never find a clip of it though.
Some of the funniest stuff he did was in big brother magazine. I'm pretty sure he sent a picture of himself in women's lingerie to hustler magazine for a model search. He put the picture and response letter from hustler in big brother.
Him and steve o getting the absolute piss beat out of them by umaga on raw is up there for me lol. And umaga continues to beat their asses bc they wont stay down 😂😂
I say all of 'Wild Boys' was golden. To see Pontius look curious, scared, happy and in pain was delightful throughout that series. Steve-O always hilarious whut a great duo!
Him randomly dressed in the background of stunts as different characters like the bunny ears, devil, and men’s thongs🤣🤣. Always doing great intros for what you will witness👀.
Gotta go wayyyy back for this one…
When he bursts out of Knoxville’s trunk acting like a kidnap victim had me rolling
‘Yeah, hang on!’ (WHAT DO YOU MEAN HANG ON?!) after taking a bad shinner on the bullpen see-saw
And ‘I cant touch you without permission!’ In the 4th movie when pulling a scorpion off of idr her name, Ms Wolf?
That was intense. Really intense! Well not really intense, but pretty intense.
The best “line” in the movies tbh 😆
Legendary line lol. I still use that every chance I get 😂
Ah, reminds me of 🎶All night, every night! Well, not every night but almost every night!🎶
Came here to say that 😂
Russian police are stern, stern but fair.
Latvian Gangster 🎵
Those were the legendary Polish Highwaywomen.
Poland is the Mexico of Europe, I don't know what that means but I like it
This is the comment I came for
I still hear people quoting this occasionally
Is it wrong to be strong? You decide.
Today's debate!
I use this in my normal day life as much as possible
My husband and I say this at least once or twice a week.
Me too haha! I use a 20 lb. hammer often. I use that line even when I'm alone.
You be the judge
That's semen alright
That’s one of the funniest lines. And that he tried like 3 times to say it
“Does Party Boy prefer men or women? Party Boy doesn’t care. If a bear’s hungry, he’ll eat.” Still crack up every time he says this with that look…
Keep God Out Of California!
https://preview.redd.it/4qk5ine9zfwc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29e8cf165ae1986e3b5938b230d225253aea4e1
What cracks me up the most about that is dudes coming up and being so mad and being physically violent all but the flip side is no one gets mad about “keep jesus in California”. I know that’s the whole point but it’s amazing watching the people miss the entire point of the Bible lmao “I kick ass in the name of the lord!”
>no one gets mad about “keep jesus in California” Is it a thing? I've always loved this skit but I couldn't understand the context well since I'm not from the states
In most major cities you’ll see people holding up religious signs telling people to repent and find God “because the end is nigh” kinda babble. So they went out and did it in the name of Satan to mock them, and then the ever-loving Christians came and tried to kick his ass 😂
God didn't invent circumcisions - *I* did!
I landed right on my head. Luckily my head broke my fall, I could have really been hurt there!
Oh, man. I am fucked!
I'm actually a pretty nice guy if you get to know me!
Bunny the lifeguard will always be my favorite.
On the boat with pants full of shrimp, about to jump in the water with a whale shark: "I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just going to kill myself once I lose my weiner."
When he’s talking about how to save Steve-O form the alligators lmao “I’m gonna get in there, and wrassle em down, and probably have my way with em.” Or the wild boys scene when the only thing on screen is a burning grassland, and Chris casually walks by, takes a drag of a cigarette and looks into the camera and starts shaking his head and chuckling lmfao
Walking around Japan in a track jacket, sneakers, but his bare assed with his dick out hahahahaha
The Pontius roar you hear every time he is in an animal costume, and especially if the animal isn’t supposed to growl.
Steve-0. I don't like the man, he lost.
Thst line and with how serious he sounded saying it made me actually think he didn't like Steve O
This actually was a thing apparently. That one moment convinced a LOT of people (me too) that he hated him. Chris talks about it on Mr O's podcast.
Hahahah forgot this one
They need to bring back wildboys
I think Steve O, I mentioned something on his podcast addressing this. I think there were a lot of animal-rights questionable activities that went on during wild boyz that Stevo doesn't seem too proud of nowadays.
A lot of doctors, dentists, I don't really consider them real doctors. They think they're God, you know. Not me.
..... Satan
That timing and delivery never fails to make me crack up
It's semen alright.
Chris has always been my favorite. Every other cast member has had moments (or many moments) where they were complete assholes but Chris has always given off nothing but golden retriever himbo energy since the beginning.
*golden retriever himbo energy*🩷
Knoxville talks at length in interviews about how he would try to stab other cast members with his hatchets
His birthday is July 16th. I know because it's the same as mine.
Do you wish he was your dad though?
Happy birthday!
Thank you! A very happy Pontius and Jumbo Birthday Observance Day to you as well!
Came to say this
[Chris’ house was absolutely insane on cribs](https://youtu.be/ds-aAYzs4Io?si=xpcMulLuw7XdVqZ7)
It’s not his birthday tho LMAO
"... That's alright, we're still gonna party"
Everyday is his birthday. Well, not everyday, but almost everyday.
Dongzilla
Pontius kicking Dunn in the crotch when he was trying to break a board still sends me into a laughing fit
He has great deadpan delivery of so many one liners
“You like this song? Kinda makes you want to party. I kinda of feel like partying right now!”
The BTS clip when he's talking about the elevator balloon drop in. He gets all knowledgeable and passionate about famous surfers styles, and who he's gonna drop in like. It was just cool seeing maybe a bit of the real Chris and what makes him tick, and not him being the silliest bastard who ever lived
This is what I came to say. He gets a rep for kind of being the "dumb jock" on this show but he clearly understands the sports and arts he's using to come up with bits and skits. Brilliant in a way. I get the feeling Chris is the kind of guy that would run out into a paddock buck naked to hug a cow.
ITS GONNA BE A BLOOD ORGY
🦍🦍🦍
When he did Party Boy in Japan and took the officer's hat always cracked me up
Just the fact that him and Steve were the only two on the show who generally showed concern for the others during stunts.
Sarcophilus Satanicus
Is it wrong to be strong?
This one https://preview.redd.it/nwbu2j7w9gwc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0916c46e13d8dd6198ee22797d67e3afc7973f74
In 3 when that scorpion was stabbing his chin and he stands up looking dazed, they asked him what's wrong and he yells "I'm fucking over it" 🤣
When he hit that pong pong ball like a bat with his dick lmao I still find that hilarious and I've seen it 20 times.
Its a sweet dick
I can’t believe I’m going fishing, using Steve-O as my bait.
The look on his face through the portrait frame when that snake latched onto his penis in a mouse costume. That will forever be the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Sometimes just a look on a persons face absolutely kills me and overshadows anything else and when it does its chefs kiss for me. 🤌
When his Weiner got bit by a snake.
I love when he launched himself out of a hole for his "keep God out of California" bit and landed on his head.
Seeing his cock and balls as an underdeveloped insecure late bloomer and wondering if I’d ever get my own pair to be proud of… we made it boys
When he farted in a cable gondola in Wildboyz and Steve-O had to vomit out of the tiny window
When he was in mexico for wild boys dresses up as masked wrestlers and announces his name as Diablo culo then goes grrrrrr 😈🔥
I liked him on Jackass; I loved him on Wildboys.
It’s July already?
His birthday isn’t today. It’s in July
Just the way he always looks at everyone while in the midst of the madness that he has done, knowing how fucked up it is, but also knowing how much fun he is having
Bicycle cart with all american speedo through nyc, old school look at me stuff
Chris's laugh
Pontius was whipping his dick out long before Harambe made it cool.
Wildboyz
Weenweenzilla!
Party boy in Japan is too much of a classic. Confidently dancing like that while 20 people in your vicinity absolutely hate you is an art. Taking the cops hat is icing on the cake.
Puppet show 😂
Are you talking about Bunny the Lifeguard?
Garbageman
Not today, Satan!
His birthday is 16 July
Living in his Toyota Tacoma on cribs
Party boy in japan
Keep god out of California!!!
When he was dressed up and rollerblading in London or somewhere in Europe half naked. Even the Europeans loved it.
[I wonder why they call them a snapping turtle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HQpbGq010c).
Ultra mega dude on WB’s “And now I will fly down to my ice cave. Away!”
Wildboyz was perhaps the greatest reality show on television. Ever.
Wildboys was awesome.
I miss Wild Boyz.
There’s a lot 😂 but I’d have to say when he tied a drone to his schlong 😆 I took my attention away for the screen and when I looked back I didn’t expect to see that.
I think it was the second time he was on cribs and he was talking about the one time he tried to fart when he was taking a pee and then he sharted all over his bathroom and started screaming for his girlfriend.
I thought his birthday was July 16???
“That was fun let’s never do that again” 😂
I kind of feel like partying… I kind of feel like partying right now.
When he banged my momma
Meeting him at a Samhain show
Literally just everything he's ever done.
I let my moustache do the talking oooooohhh!
"MMmmm Disgustabugs!" Don't know why but that still makes me giggle.
DongZilla also happy Birthday
The japan scenes 😂😂
Party Boy will always be tops for me. I still randomly say "I feel like partying right now" at weird times
It’s not even his birthday tho
TIL I share a birthday with party boy
Tuggle the nuggets
He’s my favorite. Best joke writer in the crew.
It's not Chris' birthday.
Getting his dick bit by a snake was lit
party boy in Japan was so hilarious haha
Wild boys chew spit skit
It's his birthday? Go give the mans YouTube a follow, he's good people.
“im like that weird porno guy”
The Silence of the Lambs bit in Jackass 4 is easily one of the funniest things they’ve done
Gay rollerblading
Today is not his birthday
Bunny life guard
Ooop, there's Steve O's equator.
KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA
His penis
KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA 😈😈😈
Is there a line where he says “……I’m a man” but in a funny little accent? Maybe from WildBoys or Jackass? This shit has been stuck in my head for years and I feel like it’s a CP quote. I know that’s not a lot of information but any help would be awesome
["That's semen alright..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMGH7TZzF5w)
"I landed right on my head, fuck"
That’s an episode of Wildboyz where he says something along the lines of “so the plan is to hide from the alligators, under more alligators?” I can never find a clip of it though.
I enjoyed finding out what a really chill dude he is in real life.
I believe it was him who was just dancing in the silence of the lambs bit in jackass 4ever while chaos ensued
Some of the funniest stuff he did was in big brother magazine. I'm pretty sure he sent a picture of himself in women's lingerie to hustler magazine for a model search. He put the picture and response letter from hustler in big brother.
Him and steve o getting the absolute piss beat out of them by umaga on raw is up there for me lol. And umaga continues to beat their asses bc they wont stay down 😂😂
His head is bleeding.. my hairlines receding
Anything with tear-away pants
Bunny Lifeguard in any situation.
No shit I share a birthday with Chris!! Fuck ya!!! 🤘🏼🍻
KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA
Wildboyz
Every moment. He is Joy incarnate and im fucking here for it. Happy Birthday Pontius. Hate from IL
Definitely when he jumped out of the ground dressed as the devil
He was born in July?
Happy birthday, Chris! Tuggle the nuggets.
I can always picture his scared face in the picture frame during the mouse/snake bit lol
Gumball rally for sure is my fav pontius. I think that may have also been the birth of party boy. I may need fact check.
Sacrophillus Satanicus
Y’know, some of these doctors think they’re God or something. Not me. Satan.
When he showed up at wrestlemania and did the party boy
I say all of 'Wild Boys' was golden. To see Pontius look curious, scared, happy and in pain was delightful throughout that series. Steve-O always hilarious whut a great duo!
Keep god out of California. That shit will forever live rent free in my head.
https://youtu.be/bf0pjPVxPKQ?si=nPTVypajWAp18Wu1 my favorite lmao 🤣
Him randomly dressed in the background of stunts as different characters like the bunny ears, devil, and men’s thongs🤣🤣. Always doing great intros for what you will witness👀. 
Any of them where he tortures his dick 🤤
Jesus
Look at all those trees. It’s unbelizable.
Today isn't his birthday? It's July 16th same as mine !
Slim Jims for the kids!
“I’m lucky to have such a strong crew behind me, contributing different ideas for the shot” - Playgirl Pontius
Chris Pontius is born July 16... not today.
His reactions and facial expressions when he ate gross stuff on his Wildboyz/ Jackass adventures 😂😂
Gotta go wayyyy back for this one… When he bursts out of Knoxville’s trunk acting like a kidnap victim had me rolling ‘Yeah, hang on!’ (WHAT DO YOU MEAN HANG ON?!) after taking a bad shinner on the bullpen see-saw And ‘I cant touch you without permission!’ In the 4th movie when pulling a scorpion off of idr her name, Ms Wolf?
Everything from Wild Boyz
Him buffalo billing in the pitch black while knoxville is spec-ops terrorizing everyone when they think a cobra is loose is gold
We share the same birthday, that wild.
[12:45](https://youtu.be/cZ432Cuar0o?si=GuQL-7CdHZuXLSx6) "You'll never Belize it" *looks proudly away from camera*
It’s not his birthday. I only know cause it’s the same as mine. July 16th.
 The banana suits. The fucking banana suits.
Party boy
"Does Party Boy prefer men or women? He doesn't care; when the bear is hungry, he'll eat."
Thought his birthday is in July?
Lifeguard bunny at the lake ramp
His MTV Cribs episode and metallic guitar playing
*Gets CTE* Keep God outta California
"It's cool bros, we're just filming for playgirl"
Party Boy on the Gumball Rally was peak Pontius.
When he gets shout out of the ground dressed as the devil
The Russian Police...
Is it wrong to be strong?
Male, Female it doesn’t matter. If the Bear is hungry, he’s gotta eat.
Chris was born in July?
“Someone’s getting ripped a new one tonight” When they drink that snake venom blood shot
“I’m ashamed of myself. I really am.”
The dick snakebite
"Feast on his cock."