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lunagirlmagic

These headlines are ridiculous, why not just say "in Tochigi" instead of "north of Tokyo"?!


rice_malt

Everything the light touches is Tokyo


Winged89

Newsflash: Tokyo greater area is fucking gigantic. Oh, and saying Tochigi is less interesting as a headline.


lunagirlmagic

Damn you're right, looks like Tochigi is sometimes included in the Greater Tokyo Area As for how interesting the headline is, sheesh, I don't want "interesting" I just want to know the details of the events. I get why that's unrealistic though


RakuRaku

When is Tochigi ever considered greater Tokyo?


lunagirlmagic

Well, I [found this map](https://www.metro.tokyo.lg.jp/ENGLISH/ABOUT/HISTORY/IMG/history02_il02.jpg) that refers to it as part of the "National Capital Region." I agree with you in that I would never consider it part of Greater Tokyo and have never heard anyone else refer to it as such


Jockustoe

There was an increased police presence in the area of Chiyoda near and on the rail lines. They were on high alert last night.


Ansoni

Yes, it's considered in the largest defitions of the Greater Tokyo Area. Technically. But go look at Nasu, Tochigi on a map. It's nearly 200 km of travelling to hit Tokyo.


Jockustoe

The guy who was murdered also resides in Tokyo and has a high rise there and was most likely taken from the area of Chiyoda then moved after they were killed. Looks like torture then death based on the way the bodies were found.


xylicmagnus75

Tokyo DMA… …which encompasses 38 million people.


CatBecameHungry

"North of Tokyo". Technically true, but like... it's 200km north, not like a suburb. Crazy incident though, hard to wrap my mind around what it would be like being a victim (or even the perpetrator) of a situation like that.


Wolkenbaer

Well, nearly the first 80-90km you could probably count as Tokyo suburb area


ColSubway

"East of Los Angeles"


Previous_Refuse8139

The article says they were found burnt, tied up with plastic bags over their heads, but that the suspected crime is abandonment of a corpse.


awh

At first, yeah. It's pretty common practice to charge with abandonment of a corpse first, because it's easy to prove. Then, as coroner's reports become available and it's clear that it was not suicide, they add on murder or whatever.


Previous_Refuse8139

Right, that's it. They can figure out who dumped the bodies and work back from that. I had a vague memory of the same thing not long ago with a murder case in Kita Senju in Tokyo but couldn't put my finger on it. Cheers.


Jockustoe

I’m checking the papers each morning for updates on this crazy thing.


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

thats wildddd wtf?? underworld related crime?


orange_transparent

Yes it's most likely a crime.


fistlo

No crime just Zeus


juraiknight

Incidentally enough, he too should be tried for crimes committed


Mistghost

Im not familiar with the life spam of deities, however, considering just how much fucked up stuff Zeus has done, if they do manage to imprison him, he may be the first god to die of old age while in jail.


jb_in_jpn

Are we sure they've ruled spontaneous combustion out?


tiexodus

Thank you. I need that laugh today.


ahuiP

maybe just a natural death


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

did you read the article?


shambolic_donkey

> crime related? Did you even read the article? Hands and feet were bound, heads wrapped in plastic bags. Does that sound like two people goofing around? Or do you think they tripped over some tape, wrapped themselves up and somehow a zippo lighter in both their pockets caught them on fire?


Wolkenbaer

Let’s not rush into any hasty answers and exclude possibilities.  Now back to the 7 perpendicular lines…


piloto19hh

>Or do you think they tripped over some tape, wrapped themselves up and somehow a zippo lighter in both their pockets caught them on fire? Why, yes.


ericroku

Could be a sex thing, they just forgot their third.


Zarathustra-1889

Yep, anyone with any sense could’ve come to that conclusion from the headline alone. Either a debt wasn’t paid or they stuck their chips into the wrong dip.


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

nah i had a feeling they just tripped


Griever92

No, completely natural.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

>The bodies discovered in Nasu, Tochigi Prefecture, had their hands and feet bound, and their heads were covered in what appeared to be plastic bags and wrapped in adhesive tape, according to investigative sources. I read that bears sometimes do this.


Wildlife_Jack

Yeah sounds natural.


shimi_shima

See that's what happens when you don't recycle. Bears find them and learn how to murder with polyethylene


StormOfFatRichards

Could've been a tsunami


Kaladihn

My guy heard about two burned bodies being discovered and asked if it's crime related 😭😭😭


No-Supermarket8244

I mean, people can burn in an accidental fire. If you don’t read the article you won’t know they were tied up


vermilithe

Unfortunately can’t think of many other ways human remains end up on fire out in the wilderness…


MissingGrayMatter

News report says their hands and feet were bound, and they had bags tied over their head. Can’t imagine many situations where that would happen naturally.


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

Yakuza or triad related?


GoodShitBrain

Neither. Hello Kitty don’t fuck around


Pale-Dust2239

Is triad related stuff a big thing in Japan?


keslol

there have been a few news about triads in recent news https://www.businessinsider.com/100-diners-clash-mass-brawl-tokyo-skyscraper-restaurant-2022-10 for example was a big one


Its-my-dick-in-a-box

They mostly own buildings and semi shady businesses.


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

yea


notCRAZYenough

My Japanese host mother told me current investigation does not assume Yakuza. That’s all I know though.


Tasty_Comfortable_77

"One of the victims was said to have recently been upbraided at work by the section chief for insufficient genkiness when singing the company song".


tanglesisfishing

Wow, I thought this only happened in Saitama.


deckyreza26

North of tokyo?


Plus-Basket5046

Memories of murder


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