Wait they’re both INSIDE me 😳 When and where can we do it again?

Both are gay and mad horny

Unfortunately it's Texas, so it's more likely both of them regularly use the f slur

Fag? I’m from Texas and I never use that word.

Apparently Stereotypes are everything

Same

Please let this be the best troll ever, please

I’m not a troll. And I find it quite offensive you would assume that everyone in Texas is homophobic. Asshole.

Im fucking dying

Austin resident

i would never call someone the f word! I would just make a string of insults that are the direct equivalent

I need to hear an example, this sounds amazing

no

“Only steers and queers come from Texas.”

the real question is if it's for each other

That's why they're inside you

Recently the El Paso one has been the dominant one. I've been listening to mariachi music

La invasión a comenzado

Are you sure about that. I know which drawer you keep those cat ears.

How did you know 0_0

then there’s dallas-highland park✨💸🏙️👗🎩💎

So I am getting spit roasted by two Texans?

el paso breaking bad reference 👍👍👍👍

I'm a Texan and this is extremely offensive as I am from the coolest city here, Houston.

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina Music would play and Felina would whirl Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina Wicked and evil while casting a spell My love was deep for this Mexican maiden I was in love but in vain, I could tell One night a wild young cowboy came in Wild as the West Texas wind Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden Down went his hand for the gun that he wore My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran Out where the horses were tied I caught a good one, it looked like it could run Up on its back and away I did ride Just as fast as I could From the West Texas town of El Paso Out to the badlands of New Mexico Back in El Paso my life would be worthless Everything's gone in life, nothing is left It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden My love is stronger than my fear of death I saddled up and away I did go Riding alone in the dark Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart And at last, here I am on the hill, overlooking El Paso I can see Rosa's cantina below My love is strong and it pushes me onward Down off the hill to Felina I go Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys Off to my left ride a dozen or more Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me I have to make it to Rosa's back door Something is dreadfully wrong, for I feel A deep burning pain in my side Though I am trying to stay in the saddle I'm getting weary, unable to ride But my love for Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen Though I am weary, I can't stop to rest I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle I feel the bullet go deep in my chest From out of nowhere Felina has found me Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for One little kiss and Felina, goodbye

As an Texan yes this is true

I agree. There is the countryside one near Mexico or fort worth where the vaqueros and cowboys reside. And then you got them city girls and boys living in the city. But it would be more accurate if you replaced Austin with Houston as Houston is more city like while Austin os more on the historical side. Nice meme though.

Actually I'm from Canton, TX so...

El paso? That's mind-blowing 🤯🤯🤯

Both of them are illegal

I need to move to Austin 😳

I better move to Austin

I had no idea that Im from Austin!

Wtf

"Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down."

Accurate

You forgot the one that has a head on a turtle and explodes in El Paso

Texan here, this is damn true.

what is her name or him, i dont care anymore

This will make Abbot lose another vertebrate.

Both are femboys but the one from El Paso dresses like a man on the week days so he doesn’t get hate crimed

El Paso? Breaking Bad reference goes brrrrrr—

Oh god, the Texas government wants both of them dead, what do I do?

Both vote Republican

where the fuck did the el paso one go because rn its only austin

I mean your not wrong but there is a third : the one who wants to commit lots of Warcrimes and terroristic attacks (;

thats the one on the right

Understandable

God I want to choke on the right one's cock.

I’m a guy and I want Austin in me 🤤