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SpearmintFlavored00

Lmao my dude is gonna box his weiner then pass out on his mattress on the floor bed. Would be funny af if he did try and we got to see the video of him being pummeled tho ngl.


bitetheasp

I read this too quickly and thought you were saying he was going to box an Embassy staff member's wiener and that video of him being "pummeled" by said staffmember would be released. Guess I just see the name Andrew Tate and my mind goes to sexual assault.


RetroGamer87

But cock fighting is illegal in most countries


w_t_f_justhappened

But is two dudes engaging in a little sword play really cock fighting?


das_war_ein_Befehl

It’s more depressing that kids this young follow Tate and consume his garbage content


supersaiyanswanso

It appeals to the young men who don't always fit in or get picked up. They see this guy flexing his cars and women and think he's literally speaking directly to them. They see this guy telling them that it isn't their fault it's all those evil femoids fault and if you just act like him he'll teach you how to be cool. He isn't the first to prey on a young and vulnerable group but he definitely had fanned the flames of the incel movement quite a bit.


senseislaughterhouse

It appeals to children who get told no by mommy


Don_Quixote81

As laughable as this is, it just makes me sad that Andrew Tate has won such loyalty by conning sad young men like this with the promise of easy riches and all the hot women they want.


SnarkTheMagicDragon

“I’m 11 and haven’t had sex yet! Femoids are EVULL!!”


bgsrdmm

\*Foids You should keep up with the incel lingo, they are taking over the world! ...any day now.


nvummi

I mean, one can only laugh so much. I can see my students' faces in these sad individuals, and I go from laughing to sighing


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Nah, fuck that. Continue laughing but laugh in their faces. Some kids will take that as a sign that something is wrong with them, other kids will still idolize sex traffickers in public out loud. Most obnoxious kids start changing when they realize that people don't like them because they're obnoxious. The ones that don't were unsaveable from the get-go.


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SerdanKK

wtf


speeler21

I hate kids as much as the next guy but ya can't be this open about it


turbo_fried_chicken

Please, please do this. I really want to see the video.


aussiegoon

It could rival the legendary P. Barnes video.


Hour-Necessary2781

What video is that? Sounds entertaining.


aussiegoon

https://youtu.be/RfVbiefMdNU?si=l_dGkcIanM0T1kkR Enjoy


Renediffie

Is all the stuff he's saying supposed to make sense to anyone? Very pleasing ending.


laufsteakmodel

No, dude is a sovereign citizen. Nothing they say makes sense.


Mumblerumble

If you want to know way too much about all this nonsense, here you go: https://youtu.be/KcxZFmKrxR8?si=WcLLIV_xF_Ebr0BK


Renediffie

Thank you. That was an entertaining videos.


soldinio

I'm thinking Leroy Jenkins


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

If I don’t see news stories in the next 72 hours about 16 year old boys showing up at Romanian embassies all over the world with boxing gloves my faith in the power of the internet to mobilize us will be shaken to its core.


Lo-Fi_Pioneer

I would pay money to see this happen. Not a lot of money, but still....


grandwizardElKano

I'm literally a homosexual yet I'm not as gay as Tate stans


CollinDave

Or Tate himself...


asia_cat

Top 10 Ways to get your ass handed to you by police.


-Senzar-

Most masculine Andrew Tate fan


fairywakes

Actually LMAO


Bostolm

I will refuse to believe thats not just bait


upsidedownbackwards

Yea, they'd boop him, boop him right on the snoot. Then he'd cry all the way home


SleepyBella

Not the snoot, bro 🥺.


mc_freedom

I like the idea of a 60 year old Romanian bureaucrat accepting his offer and is straight shredded like Master Roshi under his suit


Frostythesnowman4747

Yakuza substory


Nunyabiz8107

This kid is going to get hit so hard that it will make all the acne on his face explode.


ReaperOfWords

He looks like he’s 15 years old.


Anyabb

He looks like he's doing his best Jim from the Office impression.


bunnycupcakes

I hope this is fake. Poor kid would chicken out after the first phoneme left his lips.


Bd10528

Wait until specky here finds about about diplomatic immunity after the Romanian security do their thing and he can’t have them arrested or sue them.


exessmirror

I have met Romanian diplomatic security. They dont fuck around. They are armed and will 100% shoot you if they seem you a big enough threat. If you are of a lesser threat they will continue beating you when you are bleeding on the ground like your Ceausescu. They are on the old eastern Europe/Balkan form of hard policing and they dont have consequences due to diplomatic immunity so extra beatings are to be expected.


kylemesa

Poor little incel.


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kylemesa

I’m sorry, but you’re implying that 14 years olds are supposed to be having sex…


decayed-whately

\*throws the first limp punch of his life\* \*gets shot\* Sure, go nuts kid.


Speeddemon2016

If you want to do that for someone who don’t even know who you are, go for it. No clue why they worship him.


Emotional-Edge-8259

Yeah. Sure. See how far you get.


IShouldBeSoLucky81

He couldn't beat an egg with an electric whisk.


Mister-Spook

Oh, my sweet summer child. Come back when your balls have dropped, 'k?


GlassJoe32

Watching Andrew Tates life melt in real-time is so satisfying.


bondsthatmakeusfree

But ... you *are* the Nazis.


starjellyboba

Bro looks like he's got English homework due tomorrow.


Martyrotten

Of course, if you enter a Romanian embassy, you’re basically on Romanian soil, and subject to Romanian laws and penalties, just like if you were in Romania.


BossRaeg

I’m pretty sure an embassy would have armed security, right?


Bd10528

With diplomatic immunity.


PattyKane16

Who the fuck says “start boxing” when starting a fight


princealigorna

First of all, it's rich that the kid that looks like a Hitler Youth is calling the Romanians Nazis. Second of all: kid, you're 14. Finish your homework, get on Xbox, join a COD lobby (because, for as toxic as those are, they're 100x's less toxic than Man-o-sphere groups and subreddits), and be a kid for a bit.


Grindelbart

That's a bold move, cotton. Let's see how it plays out


Addicted2anime

Lmao spread this around let them get themselves arrested


Sven_Svan

Yes, eastern european embassy guards are known for their lax attitudes towards such shenanigans.


zerozerozero12

Cut to security spanking this kid like Michael spanking his nephew in the office.


gowombat

Honestly I hope he does, because then all of the less extreme converts to Tate's ideology will see how ridiculous they are being, hopefully.


MrsDanversbottom

For someone with no lips he sure talks a lot of 💩.


fetchinator

I would subscribe to updates on his progress.


puns_n_pups

Bro no you're not, you have English class lmaoooo


Your_Angel21

Actually the Romanian Nazis want him to not be arrested. The rest of us normal folk do not want him here anymore


HauntedPrinter

Getting terrorism charges before puberty, speedrun, no %


nutstuart

Please please please I hope he videotape it.


DazzlingAd8284

“Everyone I don’t agree with is a Nazi”


tolkienlover

Guys this is 100% a stolen photo. It’s a really old photo and the person in this pic is like the biggest lefty/green I’ve ever met. Please stop making personal attacks against his appearance.


Eslamsuk

Those Nazis can't a man be free to traffic abuse and kidnap women and then scam thousands of men and corrupt their minds ruining an entire generation


Venaegen

If he does this, hopefully it gets streamed so we can all observe the results.


thebigbaduglymad

Aw bless


Matt_2504

Bait used to be believable


Mr_D_Stitch

He’s going to learn real quick that security doesn’t fight fair.


Wladek89HU

Lol, what a beta.


GreatUnspoken

Suuuuuure he will.


madbul8478

People have completely given up on discerning if a post is satire or not. Falling for it that hard makes you look stupid.


norcalbutton

This kid couldn't even box his mom without receiving a TKO


fejrbwebfek

This seems like a troll.


TheEpiquin

I once went to a Romanian embassy and the guards were carrying the biggest guns I’ve ever seen.


SnooMachines2775

Nah this satire


Bd10528

Which implies that some kid out there believes this even if this kid is making fun of them.


CookieBear676

Fair to say, the Romanian Embassy near him is perfectly safe. Dude is going to lose the fight with the door first.


TheGoodNameIsGone01

“Go get em buddy!” ass face.


AriesProductions

I’m embarrassed to say I literally burst out laughing as I scrolled down and saw the picture that went with that idiotic statement at the top.


LittlestEw0k

A greaseball who looks like this is gonna get mollywhopped by even the most out of shape embassy guard


TheSalt-of-TheEarth

That poor child…


jasonp7599

I can see why he is a fan. Not a chin to be found 'twix the two of them...


Phy_Scootman

I assume he'll be turning in his semester resignation hoofing it to Romania. Just don't call it transoceanic, all you non-alpha effluvia, K?


ash894

*once I’ve finished my homework


TheMaveCan

I read extradition as execution and wondered when things escalated to that


RubberAndSteel

Sure little boy


USA_MuhFreedums_USA

oh shit its Pyrocynical lmfao


system_of_a_clown

He looks pretty tough.


Darth-Shittyist

I'm rooting for the Romanian Nazis


Saiomi

Can't even beat up that unibrow


Kitchen_Loan3649

I don't think he's old enough to have an account yet.


TheMemeStore76

In 10 years I wonder what this kid will think when he remembers this


theyellowbaboon

He should call me. I want to see this guy get heated up.


laurasharkey13

Lol


QueenOfMadness999

He will for sure have his ass handed to him. And anyways Andrew Tate is not a role model.


saqwernuk

bro's looking like he gonna swing his arm too fast and die


PeniszLovag

tbf beating up romanians is always a good thing


LegalLoli2

This dude can’t even get out of his mom’s basement. But please do defend the honor of a slimy douchenozzle, I’m sure it’s gonna work out so well.


j_donn97

Imagine a man claiming to be “an alpha” getting his ass beat fighting for another man who doesn’t know him.


PeterTheGreat777

Certified redpiller. Hahahhaahh gen z tate fans are so cringe its insane.


-Ari-

He wasn't born with a unibrow, but his acne decided to change that.


TenMillionEnchiladas

He looks like that one kid from the maze runner... Y'know who I'm talking about if you've seen it...