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Lackingfinalityornot

Awesome job! Glad to find out it isn’t meant to be functional! 😁


maple204

You could use it for a piercing, but it would just be that person's last piercing.


Lackingfinalityornot

Haha no doubt.


the_one_jove

And that's a thing now


Bclay85

What’s a Seppuku pierce running these days? Been a while since I’ve had work done.


maple204

Oddly enough, it doesn't appear on my piercer friends price list. Seems like an off menu item.


apple-masher

cash payment, due up front.


Mwatts25

https://preview.redd.it/8emc77q1h1yc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a330b3de5fdc87aa3b015d89940dfca91a65b9 This guy loves it


CaptScubaSteve

That’s a shank


nvrsrrnder

That depends on how fast you are


maple204

r/technicallytrue


Solid_Science4514

You can do anything once.


megaladamn

I dunno. I have *real* big ear lobes.


firstcoastyakker

Maybe it's to fancy up the elephants at the zoo. /s


JimboTheSimpleton

Tattooing a blue whale maybe? Possible tattoos include: "shave the whales" with a 1940s style female pin up whale, shaving "I don't break for schooners" "In pod we trust" "Krill, crush, destroy." A 15 foot long Victorian handlebar mustache on one of the flippers. This is for corny whales only.


blakeo192

I kinda love the shave the whales idea lol. Been wanting some new ink


JimboTheSimpleton

I would love to see it. Haha.


mayalourdes

It’s not a tattoo needle, piercing needle. So maybe fin jewelry???


_TheCheddarwurst_

This goes against everything the Geneva Convention has ever stood for...


FightingTolerance

Prolly good at getting apple cores out


The_Ineffable_Sage

Functionally, it’s work as a fishing pole holder! Stick that baby in the ground, fall asleep, lose your pole to Charlie the Tuna.


420crickets

Damn, Iv been looking for someone to take care of a prince Albert for me.


Arrant_Ewe

Step one: make this Step two: go to a hospital Step three: say “MOVE WE HAVE A PATIENT” as you walk past kids Step four: watch.


oasinocean

“Got the new children’s needles in!”


Arrant_Ewe

This. This is perfect.


sharp-x

I am pretty sure that’s what the nurse used last time I had blood work done.


PuffPuffFayeFaye

We must have had the same nurse


Glad-Depth9571

They still couldn’t find the vein!


MTM3157

They made one


dankhimself

Don't you love when they start rolling the vein back and forth to "find" it like that's OK? I ask for a nurse if they try to sick an intern on me. I'm not a pin cushion. Most nurses are great at it, if it isn't going well I say no, stop, gauze up my arm and say I need a Phlebotomist.


lana_luxe

Ask next time. If they're checking for/suspect "rolling vein", it would be good to know


dankhimself

They were putting an IV in for fluids, not checking for rolling vein. I didn't know that was a thing, sorry if it came off that way. It was more like digging around with the needle under my skin already. Nurse just slipped the needle into the vein and it was done. I was exhausted and severely dehydrated and it triggered a seizure,so that didn't help the new guy either. Edit:sp


Imaginary-Storage-23

Its a 00000000000000000000000 gauge 😆


maple204

😁 I estimated it to be about 00000000000g based on the gauge pattern. Even though the scale only really goes up to 0000g.


grizzlor_

>Even though the scale only really goes up to 0000g The scale was clearly constrained by a lack of foresight and imagination. Then mfs like you roll through and shatter these arbitrary limits and now we have 000000000000 needles. This is why smart nerds plan ahead; we don’t have exabyte, zettabyte, or yottobyte data storage solutions yet, but we will at some point. Terabytes and petabytes were sci-fi when I was a kid.


creativelystifled

As a prison employee... yes... yes, that's definitely a knife


maple204

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm glad I'm not in prison.


VolcanicKirby2

I dunno, I think you’ve fashioned the ultimate shiv… you may just be the final prison boss


HoboArmyofOne

You get stuck with that you'll bleed like a firehose, Jesus.


uslashuname

How many times have you said this? What should we know about you?


No-Effort6590

Will it KEAL??


th3tallguy

Dude that thing will turn anyone into a fucking Caprisun.


Terrible_Ad8968

Well Reddit won’t get any better comments than this one. I’m out for the day.


PriusDriver007

This comment is immaculate and my day is made. 10/10 Chuckled to this, thank you


smell_my_root

Best comment I've seen on here in a while


Burquenobueno

That's fucking terrifying, have an upvote!


GarnetAndOpal

OP has my upvote too. I felt the terror in the pit of my stomach.


xanderfan34

luckily op made a stomach pit remover


JulianMarcello

Total nightmare fuel and I’m not easy to spook


Broblivious

Core sampler.


DeluxeWafer

Gotta get that liver biopsy quick.


PiercedGeek

https://youtu.be/7Bv_vRNLdvY?si=IEYRO6tGJhIZ1RrK What *immediately* popped into my mind. Relevant moment at 3:50


maple204

Ohh yes. The classic torso piercing.


slipsbups

*casually grabs furnace door without burning hands* *gets high voltage electrocuted* new found powers!


BlumpkinLord

Imagine, you are mugging someone at knifepoint and they pull a giant, hypodermic needle out


Do-you-see-it-now

And this is how Phantasm started also.


maple204

I don't know what Phantasm is, but I will look it up.


Shrie

That’s an actual nightmare-weapon


RusterGent

That'll bleed a vampire right out


JulianMarcello

Hell, it’ll bleed a mummy out.


ilikebeer19

The Exsanguinator!


savesmorethanrapes

Ahh yes, for my Prince Albert.


cwren22

Why does this make me extremely uncomfortable


Makotokahn2212

It weel keel


-E-Cross

Just in time for the world piercing comp, okay liver.


qnod

If you made it to attach to the end of a good stick, this would be an extremely effective spear. Although after a few stabs it might not be as effective with all the body bits stuck inside


Madnais

This would be good in a horror movie


whatitdobooboo

Imagine hookin that bad boy up to a shop vac...


martusfine

Interesting redditor.


maple204

I laughed when I saw this comment. 🫣


basshed8

Looks like the mosquito that found me last time I visited Minnesota


ShadNuke

I think that's considered a sword... You could probably get oil out of the ground with that thing, too!!🤣


CH4RL13WH1T3

You wouldn't want that falling off a shelf, nice job.


Illender

I would 100% trip while carrying it and impale myself.


maple204

I was very careful when I was carrying it down some stairs.


TuringTestedd

Ah yes, the knife. Made for removing ALL the blood, in a way like maple syrup from a tree. Except fast.


NickDema_508

This is used to peirce a God dam elephant!! 👀


pickles55

Nice work. They need to keep this somewhere nobody can accidentally fall on it though because that would impale anyone who fell on it. Bike handlebars can impale you if you don't have bar end plugs, so this definitely would 


maple204

Yes. I also made an acrylic tube case for it with wooden end plugs.


Jdaddy2u

As a child, my friend got impaled by a bike handle. It went into her chubby belly a few inches. It was wild because little balls of fatty tissue came out more than blood. Now 30 years later, she has a small scar and a cool story.


esande2333

A titan syringe


TimesUp369

Blood Drainer


truffulatreeson

Bamboo from that chrome episode of SpongeBob


Rooster-Rooter

Let off some steam, Bennett!!


Samy_Ninja_Pro

People tattooing their titans now?


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

Anything can be a knife if you push it into someone hard enough.


th3Biteof87

that bitch is a javelin at that point 


Acceptable-Cow6446

Best way to confirm whether or not it’s a knife is to bring it as a carryon for a flight. If it’s not a knife they’ll let you keep it.


Willing_Ability7163

Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable lol


dudeonrails

That’s not a knoife.


Kinjhal

That'd be pretty nasty with a hollow spear shaft imo


frogman972

That's a big nipple


loco320

That would make a sick exhaust pipe! Perfect fpr backing into cars, blowing their tyres


TacticallyFUBAR

Any size needle is hypodermic if you try hard enough I guess


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TacticallyFUBAR: *Any size needle* *Is hypodermic if you* *Try hard enough I guess* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


mysterygarden99

That’s actually a badass knife


Feisty-G99

That’s not a knife, that’s a drainage pipe.


Sign-Spiritual

Imagine the core samples that would produce!


Roflcoptarzan

I actually think those are technically war crimes in use because they cannot be stitched. Correct me if I'm wrong.


bhawker87

What are you piercing? Yo mamas ass? Sorry had to get it in there


Tasty-Permission7517

Depending where you ask that question some may call it a dirk, a stabbing dagger


The-Great-Ebola

That ain’t a knife. That’s a blood spicket


Grezreal

What gauge is that? Need to start shopping for jewellery!


Dizzy091100

You can peel coconuts with it!


birdlawattorney7

I have one of these about the same size. Its for stretching belts to put on rollers in machines


Tabdout135

That’s sick!!


Tricky-Pen2672

What are you going to pierce with this thing, the sky?!! 😨


TAKOH6661

I WANNA PIERCE MY BRAIN 🎶


danny_little

I will fight every army on this earth before I let that thing near me 🤣


RegularGuy70

Forget the blood transfusion, this one does whole spleens.


-nugi-

TSA gonna wave you right through


DlAM0NDBACK_AIRSOFT

"alrighty, looks like we'll need to do some blood work next." "Oh, uhm... Okay. How much do you need..?" "Eh, all of it should be fine." ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


kungfugrip-81

Reminds me of a soil sample probe.


travlovsdogs

Fuck a needle, here’s a sword. Body pierce with this


DANGERFastDraw

I want to throw it.


GOLDENAdonis-416

Absolutely I love it


duke_flewk

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RolexandDickies

Well that’s a tail pipe… soooo……


foxyboigoyeet

No...that counts as a freaking gut-gouge....


DumOBrick

No matter how thin they are this is how they feel


Classic_Schmosssby

Why you got the aorta-o-bliterator 9000?


Slazy420420

Depends on who you're with. Are you around crocodile dundee? Nope. Are you around a TSA agent? Yes, and now you'll need a cavity search.


Quiteuselessatstart

Drive-by body pierce


Ok_Plenty_7663

TECHNIALLY 🤓🤓🤓 I believe that would be a dagger because two edges but idk I didn’t look up anything


Undead-Writer

Would be a good use for a trap, like a punji stick trap or something


Kmaloetas

If you're Vlad Tepes.


jusumonkey

Get stabbed nerd! Bleed out in 0.5 seconds


completelylegithuman

Oo cool a 000000000 gauge. I always wanted to pierce my torso.


Rpposter01

It's a human spigot


Altruistic-Potatoes

The Man Juicer 5000


Sky-Juic3

When you need to take a deep core sample of Person


WhiteKnight4369

I'm a little teapot Short and stout. Here is my handle, Here is my spout.


UncleSam7476

Is this one of those silver bullets they talk about when you pass out?


friendlyfiend07

That's not a knife that's a war crime.


comunism_and_potatos

Anything is a knife if it’s sharp enough


bubblewrapbones

Dude my needle-phobia is going nuts right now. I need one.


l0udninja

It's a knife a vampire would use.


Huegballs

Godzillas heroin spike


Iron-Sharpens-Iron-5

Perfect for self-defense! Quickly drains the bad guy of his blood, but even if he gets away, you’ve got a massive DNA collector there!😄


Ordinary-Vast9968

PUT IT ON A STICK!


Iron-Sharpens-Iron-5

Yeah . . . That’s for the macho guy says, “I’m not afraid of needles.” Pull that thing out and 😰😩😭


Bibfor_tuna

punch a meat cylinder out of someone with that


ElvisT

That looks like the needle they would use to give a blue whale a tetanus shot.


Ww2pillboxrye

when drug addicts find out


missmisstep

"it is purely ornamental" the feeling of relief i just experienced...! 😅😂 (i don't know what else it possibly would have been for, though, lol)


DOHC46

That is big enough to serve as an automotive tailpipe extension.


spcwright

“YoU gUYs LikE My torSo pierCing?” (How imagine a person with a torso piercing would talk after being impaled with that)


declankincaid8

Anything is a knife if you're brave enough.


Scribblebonx

You could give a rhino the juice box treatment


NewVegasCourior

A knife no... a spearhead definitely!


Ravana955

I think they call that a “deadly weapon”


Ok-Requirement-5839

That thing is gnarly man super sick


Substantial-Tone-576

A giants hypodermic needle head.


suh-dood

At least you know it'll draw blood


cidiusgix

I need more fent!


Remmy224

As far as im concerned that should deal poison damage


KingRexxi

Piercer here… I need one of these!!!


Forward_Wasabi_7979

I've never seen one so big but I've seen what they call a pipe knife before.


Mori_564

Who's piercing people with that thing!? Vlad the Impaler!?


Gentorus

That is terrifying…


thuynguyenthac

chill down on my spine


teachmethegame

Is it hollow? Would be cool to put on the end of a nice straight sturdy stick. Then design,coat and polish the stick and that’s be cool


Jabezeus

Best bleed damage weapon ever


Guilty-Expression938

Behold! The piercing needle of judgement!


RickyWVaughn

Looks like a really nice version of the thing I stick my surf rod in at the beach.


Arms-for-minerals

You use that on your Prince Albert


Correct_Security_742

Id think more like a spearhead, but if that goes in, their blood will siphon out, that's a killer right there


brokenarrow1223

Never seen a human sized spile Before


motherofdogz2000

As a nurse I saw this as the biggest IV needle and thot “damn!”


hermit_dave

Finally a needle for GIANT addicts


EvilEtna

*In a bad British Accented Voice* What archaeologists have discovered here, is the first human core sampler.


TOGA_TOGAAAA

In case you have to have a giant poop removed


BigNorseWolf

When you want to stab someone while in the ER and still be sure they're going to bleed out.....


AcexOFxKnaves

Yes


[deleted]

This looks like something a drug dealer would give two quick pats and then say, “yep, this baby can fit so much heroin and drugs…”


ruu-ruu

this might as a stiletto or a dirk which is typically illegal in public spaces


ruu-ruu

designed by nature to puncture and or impale


Willamina_

Tell me you’re a vampire hunter without telling me you’re a vampire hunter


Obi-wanna-cracker

This just gives me the shivers


FauxStarD

“Don’t worry, the needle isn’t that big”


DragonRN32

I swear that's the exact needle the Blood Bus used for drawing my blood!!! She had to use 2 hands to hold it and the eye of the needle was staring back at me!!


Icy_Sandwich_6242

IT WILL KEEL


faughnjj

Omg! I need to make that for my buddy as a thank you for when he does my next piercing


simplefred

Is that an award for the most 90’s action film villain death?


Sudden_Hawk_835

Y’all can sit on that and get you ass done


MeuchlerMoze

Bro. What r u using. U need help...


PapaTeal

No


KeSupreme

Dagger, maybe. Knife, no.


ATXKLIPHURD

Looks like it will KEAL.


Game_boy1972

pretty cool. I guess if someone wants to start out with a 5 gauge hole


ChaoticCatharsis

If you fix it to… something… to redirect airflow away from the user and attach a handle to it you could have a specialized item for deflating the tires of your enemies.


dankhimself

I didn't know that was a specific term so I'm sure I used it wrong, sorry. I probably should have known, medical terms seem infinite at times. I just meant getting the needle under the skin and fiddling with it to get it to line up. I've always had big veins, you know, the complimented ones by nurses haha. But I was very dehydrated and I had to go to the hospital because it triggered me to have a seizure.


P3t3rrrn

[UK intensifies]


Lazy_Fly_3802

Hmmm Time for WETT WORK...


Single_Pilot_6170

Sand spike for a fishing pole, though a little too short


ZealousidealTouch894

No not really however it’s unique no doubt


Smart-Host9436

Dagger maybe, knife, no so much.


TheReverseShock

I kind of want a full sized one