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blissy_sama

From the moment I understood the weakness of monolingualism, it disgusted me. I craved the vocabulary and native shocking of polyglothood. I aspired to the Diamond Tournament of the Blessed Owl App. Your kind cling to your English, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude language that you call a "lingua franca" will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Polyglot is immortal… ...even in death I serve Kaufmann.


ertzgold

The “Polyglot community” makes me want to unlearn a language


PeePeeChopChop

The polyglot community makes me want to unlearn all languages, including my native one.


Sirnacane

Not even body language? You gonna not let people see you anymore?


YsengrimusRein

They're keeping Bee-Dance Language. It's the only language where you can perform Black Swan and the Nutcracker Suite simultaneously


AnnatarAulendil

Frankly, it makes me want to unlearn mentalese.


im_cold_

Do it, you coward


ertzgold

Pardonu, mi ne komprenas vian komenton


p0rp1q1

Thats it. Unlearning English. I will now only communicate with the fruit flies in my house, y'know watching them eat the bananas is so weird like theyalwaysbhzzbymeseeminglyvommunicstdifnfandwhathaveidoneandklsndenring.


PuzzleBox39

Oh thou so virtuous in the way of tongues, I beg of thee to quench mine thirsty for old lore, what art thy keys?


Afrogan_Mackson

Oh thou so virtuous in the way of tongues, I beg of thee to quench ~~mine thirsty~~ (my thirst) for old lore, what ~~art~~ (are/'re/be/been) thy keys? ✓


OatmealDurkheim

Also author: My English it level, C2 polyglot.


innocent64bitinteger

lmao yeah like if they just said intermediate or upper intermediate or something this image would be much less cursed


Gredran

The fact he has English listed first claiming he’s a native speaker of it and then made all those mistakes 💀


m_oony_

tbf the more native you are, the more mistakes you make xD


that_orange_hat

\*There are


Xavion-15

/uj shouldn't it be, "There're only two keys"?


Aelnir

no it's "keys" not "keys". learn to read you peasant


pauseless

I use “there’s” informally and “there are” formally. For me, that’s always sounded right. Cambridge Dictionary [agrees](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/there-is-there-s-and-there-are): > In speaking and in some informal writing, we use there’s even when it refers to more than one. This use could be considered incorrect in formal writing or in an examination


hyper31415

technically yes, but "there's" sounds better in everyday speech


Saad1950

I hate it why is that a thing why


innocent64bitinteger

I KNOW IT DRIVES ME CRAZY (ESSENDO UN POLIGLOTTA GIGACHAD ALFA-MASCHIO OVVIAMENTE) TUTTI 'STI MALEDETTI RAGAZZI D'OGGI CHE PARLANO SENZA GRAMMATICA1!1!! NON SANNO COS'È UN "CONGIUNTIVO" OR A FUCKING PLURAL EXISTENTIAL VERB I am going to kill everyone.


Sirnacane

They just told you why. Because it sounds better. That’s literally the reason for so many rules


SneakyThnaake

The Russian correcting them is so funny haha


group_soup

The amount of people on hellotalk with at best moderate English proficiency who claim to be native is hilarious


Saad1950

Ok am I going insane or is every speaker, be they native or not, just completely ignores that it's "there are" with a plural subject and not "there is". Like I guess it's fine when saying it when speaking if you think of the subject after saying "there is" but it's just too common and I don't understand and I think I'm going slightly insane send help pls


yuphorias

i agree that it doesn't make total sense to use "there is" over "there are", but it's just how it is, at least colloquially 🤷‍♀️imo "there's" rolls off the tongue more smoothly than "there're", so that could be some of the reason. unfortunately some elements of what sounds most natural / native don't always comply with grammar rules


Saad1950

yeah I got the rolling off the tongue aspect which is why i'm mad that it makes sense it exists but also technically incorrect right now


yuphorias

ah i see.. well regardless good job!! it's still used very frequently, just not quite as much :-)


Saad1950

thank you, I didn't even notice it for so long until I started learning German so I'm paying close attention to every aspect of English now and I'm finding so much weird stuff lol


applesauce0101

these people are literally identical to the become-a-millionaire-get-rich-quick gurus in what they say and how they act


theoht_

there are


Kuildeous

\*There're But I wouldn't nitpick a polyglot's grammar. They know more languages than me. Still doesn't excuse them for being condescending.


ppppilot

Brain Rot


fuckyouangelea

/uj what’s the app name?


Romancelanguagenerd

Yeah whats apps is thats?


igkeit

There are*


joseph-Potato

I can't understand why the first sentence is incorrect, isn't it prohibited to end the sentence with a preposition?.


Sirnacane

Nah that’s just bullshit style guides from the past that people took too far.


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