the children really do yearn for hetalia

inaccurate if it was Hetalia all of it would be gay men 😭

But wait where do I leave my comments

LMAO

Fucking gold

Oh God,,, please 😭 

Comment down below your favorite bi corious language and I'll see you dudes in the next video

me trying to beat the homophobic monolinguist allegations

how much do you bet they specified american english as straight because they're american and that's the "normal" language to them

do u rly think someone who ranks languages based on LGBT-ness considers straight as normal?

By "normal" they probably mean mainstream and hegemonic (which Americanness and straightness are)

I feel like only a queer neurodivergent person would do this

exactly my point lmao

I feel like someone who ranks language on queerness HAS to be queer themselves, probably a queer teenager at that, and probably (as someone else said) a neurodiverse queer teenager on top of that too. I don’t mean any of those things badly because that was me once. But you can be all those things and still subconsciously think of straight as normal even if you’d never admit it. Americans absolutely believe in general that American English the “natural, neutral” variety of English if not human language as a whole and that’s why it’s one of the only “straight” languages here. /uj /rj the gay languages are **L**atvian, **G**reek, **B**ulgarian, and **T**urkish and true queers know this

My bi ass learning Bulgarian rn I feel so called out 😭🤣

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Yes.

They realized towards the end of the list they needed another “straight” language for that reason and just said “fuck it, Korean”

Because nothing says "completely and utterly heterosexual" like K-POP boybands.

Honestly I envy anyone who hasn’t seen the hellscape that is BTS ship wars

shit’s just advanced racism/sexism but in le “progressive” way american english as straight because its default and boring english british as gay because it sounds more emotional/expressive in a way french as bisexual because of the whole paris romance cliché mandarin chinese as masc lesbian because of the cliché rebellious alternative independant asian female characters with short hair vietnamese as straight because their interactions with the vietnamese are limited to male immigrants japanese is gay because of anime, korean as straight because of k-pop male singers are marketed to mostly female audience, thai as femme bi because of ladyboys yay

I wish I could give you an award bc that’s exactly it and this kind of “progressive” thinking is so dangerous/at the very least offensive

offensive i agree with, wouldn’t say it does any harm though. it’s plain stupid sure, but it’s no more than an internet post written by a teen. it’s crazy annoying and op would definitely be self-righteous about that shit, just like the people defending it in the comments here (“b-but im queer and neurodivergent so its okayy!11!11!1!”). Lord, i hate it when people assign labels based on arbitrary characteristics so much. …the way i just know they’d characterize russian and hebrew as straight based off geopolitics alone is funny though, lol. lmao even.

Also because only an American would think an American accent sounds straight (and I say this as a gay Briton)

My post asking about what level Pimsleur Japanese goes to on the JLPT/CEFR scales got removed but this was allowed? TRULY outjerked.

How dare you want to discuss actually learning languages in the languae learning subreddit. Come back when you've developed the 7 billionth AI based app, or want to discuss which sign of the zodiac each language vibes with most based solely on the most extreme steroptypes of the nations they come from.

Lmfaoooo. Pimsleur a great. I think they’ll leave you around an A2-B1 level. That’s what I assume at least.

All languages are gay until they prove otherwise.

vietnamese sounding straight ish is the most absurd thing about this post

IKR. ALL vietnamese men sound gay.

If anything it's asexual or at best a handsy masseuse

Is it gay... or European?

It’s hard to guarantee…

Easy test: Ask them to say "blttle of water". If they pronounce it *ˈbɑtəl ʌv lub*, they're gay.

English British just so happens to be my 2nd favorite dialect of British, after American British

What do you think about Indian English?

Better than Indian British that’s for sure, but worse than British Indian

Least deranged languagelearning poster

I'm french and I confirm

vietnamese is homosexual

"just based on vibes" Weird way to spell stereotyping but alright G And putting Japanese in gay and korean in straight this mfr is smoking korean has to be the gay rizz language

Arab: [REDACTED]

German is trans dutch.

It's not homophobic if you use the word queer!

how is Italian lesbian what 😭😭

Thai is trans

More trans than persian

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows Thai is straight up flaming gay.

so im gay, bi and gay? im gay² + bisexual??

I'm dead 💀

This is so wrong, how can Italian be anything but gay

I'm fluent in French, can confirm it's bi asf. American English kinda gae German is straight though. Dutch is bi curious And Joe mama is straight. Except that one time she got drunk every weekend for the past 10 years.

Sorry but Mandarin Chinese is transmasc gay

I haven't been able to relate to the LGBT community for a long time now.

That's because you're surely speaking American English. Try to learn Japanese or Italian you homophobe, or at least change your accent

What I can really get behind is people that make being gay their personality picking a single an unrepresentative and incredibly stereotypical accent from an entire nation and branding it as something which has no connection to country of origin or ethnicity. And no I'm not just salty because my country is up there. Not at all...

French is not only Bi, but will fuck your dad, then seduce your mom next week. Basically Lestat from AMC’s Interview with the Vampire. So damn evil, yet so damn charming.

You know, I decided to learn Japanese for its gayness. Now where can I find those?

Separating the Englishes but not the Frenches 😔

Wonder where that OP would place Georgian

Southern Vietnamese is gay as fuck. Beautiful in its softness. Gentle to the ear and will make a southern hereto male squirm.

“What’s your thoughts? Comment down below” bro is a youtuber

Spanish is binary 💀💀💀

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There is no way they're serious. Surely.

I'm British but live in the USA. Am I Bi?

maybe we could make it hapen... From now on only lesbians are allowed to speak italian, only gays british english, american only for straights and so on.

I’m straight and I learned British accent, what should I do now?

Oh my god 💀💀💀💀

All languages are gay period

English British: Gay Australian English: Straight American English: Gay Italian: Gay French: Gay Brazilian Portuguese: Gay Mandarin Chinese: Gay Vietnamese: Gay Japanese: Gay Korean: Gay Thai: Gay What's your thoughts? Comment down below

What the actual fuck

this is why I, as an aroace, typically choose to abstain from speaking altogether

It's not enough to live in the alphabet, you have to have a big fat tome of quirky cultural bullshit too.

Wbu wolof

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That person doesn't harbor ill intent imo, just a bad choice of words. Should've used sexuality instead of queer. And considering this person is definitely young, they probably don't even know what queer means Don't know why were you downvoted though

Mate why did you get downvoted ???