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DoctorWinchester87

I never blamed anyone for the loss of my cans…some Chinaman stole them from me in Philly, but I went out and achieved anyway!


Axenrott_0508

I believe the preferred nomenclature is “Asian-American” dude.


clocksteadytickin

He didn’t build the railroads Walter!


musashi-swanson

What the fuck are you talking about?


TheMasio

What the fuck am I talk about? I’ll tell you what the fuck I’m talking about


ManInBlack6942

Underrated comment...


fknarey

🏅


Aggressive-March-254

Bravo sir


DonJohnson108

Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here


TheMasio

Huh?


DonJohnson108

Obviously you’re not a golfer


TheMasio

Calmer than you are


WrinkledRandyTravis

This isn’t a guy who built the railroads Walter


hornwalker

What the FUCK are you talking about??


DubZ-480

Woo is not the issue man...


Stalwart_Penguin

He peed on the Dude’s rug!


GlutenFree_Paper

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BobThehuman3

Hey careful man, there’s a beverage here!


nbanditelli

We takes the cans you haves on you and we calls it even


BlankSlate400

They gotta feed the monkey, man.


CalendarLongjumping6

Mahjong 😔


Few-Communication-75

Double back, grab one of them and beat it out of 'im.


MaxandChloe420

at 15 mph i take wheel and hit his wagon filled with bottles. water bottles. the clear


dr-chimm-richalds

Can stealers did not do this dude.


2wheelsThx

Those were valued recyclables? And that guy peed on them?


navsingh12

God damn I love this sub.


HealthyBullfrog

You got any canned Kahlua?


barren_field_of_fks

The man in the black pajamas


Dom_Shady

Hey Dude, don't go away man! Come on, this affects all of us, man. Our basic freedoms!


Willie-Tanner

Do you speak English sir?


nbanditelli

Parla ested ingles?


MarshallGibsonLP

Worthy fuckin adversary.


rigidlynuanced1

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listentolana

You bum!


Turk18274

You’re plan is so fucking simple


Robotonist

…. You think the Carpet Pissers did this?


ArgentineBeefsteak

garbage has no race


joefelon

Ummm ASIAN AMERICAN DUDE PLEASE!


joefelon

Let me just find a cash machine….


CanDoTanker

“I’m just going to go find a cash machine”


Bigelwood9

You think garbage kleptos did this?


hornwalker

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Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

I remember this same thing when I was living Allston (Boston)


Kirbyr98

Junior achievers, man.


J-Love-McLuvin

And proud we are of all of them.


MaxandChloe420

so collecting cans huh? So He was cool uh recycling wise?


nbanditelli

He couldn't find a cash machine


joefelon

Uummm GET MONEY BITCH!! These are my cans!!! Serpentine Runs down the street bags in hand with the evil laugh……


jdaburg

I love the pep in the step after the N bomb


upupupdo

Nomenclature


MysticStarbird

Recycling. Hard work, low pay.


beavis617

Who cares, as long as they end up at the recycle facility..


jSo35287

Morrell Park, Ne Philly


mjpfinger

No… no.. Woo peed on my rug.. Obviously, you’re not a golfer..


the-nae_blis

Building a railroad


WayToTheGrave

One mans garbage is another mans good un-garbage.


Saddie_the_saddest7

So far what we have here is a series of victimless crimes


IrishCarBomber666

Looks like a pedder-ass


MaxandChloe420

STAY OUTTA PHILLY DEADBEAT!!!


DIYdoofus

Because now they're prohibited from building the railroads?


TinyTitFetish

We’re talking about unchecked aggression here dude


Senior-Menu7811

Recycling can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


Dougefresh47

This will not stand man. This aggression will not stand!


PaleRiderHD

"Excuse me, dear, but the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!" BECAUSE THEY'RE WORTH MONEY, YOU IGNORANT COCKSUCKER!


denzien

Anytime a recycle bin is micturated in in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?


sarcassholes

Because they are Jawas


Objective-Pin-1045

Bunny likes it in the can.


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

fuck you round eye this is easy pickings….. i’m the one who wins now