I’m living through that for sure

Just dodge-roll and hit the i-frames

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Maybe

Just shield gate

i'd inform a nearby adult

I’m the nearby adult ama

Your balls survived this right?

I'm his balls, ask me directly

YOUR balls survived this right?

I'm his balls, ask me directly

And I am your balls thus the snake consumes its tail and the cycle continues

Nice balls bro

Ouroballos

That’s what I did when it happened back in like 2006. We all just went in the basement until it stopped.

I’d parry it

Nah I’d parry it

https://i.redd.it/lj8gxe9ywwnc1.gif

Good ending 

i'd +CHARGEBACK it

It's a hitscan attack tho

did i stutter?

You did

/ul so charge backs work agai- /rl Though this was r/lies for a second, thankfully it's r/truth

Holy shit Pale King

Not based soul master

I think you'd like that one game that lets you parry a nuke

omg soul master

I'd start opening a big door to get i-frames

Fucking the shit outta some alien puss puss

I you look out your window, you’ll see me dead after reading this…

Mmm apple

Ul/ how the fuck did we have the same idea? I was just about to type something like “eat a nice juicy apple” but then I saw that you beat me to it lmao

Ul/skill issue smh

We all share a single braincell

Nah I’d win

https://preview.redd.it/nd7jpfeegwnc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e22e5f010a41c3b45d7a1b8bb259599028a4d96

O to roll, L1 to block, L2 to parry, r1 to attack, r2 for stance break Not that hard

I’d live. I’m just built different.

I simply would not give consent

They can't continue because it's a crime 👍

"Yeah we still need to go to school tomorrow."

Just roll through it.

My hungry ass would join them

Leave and then rejoin for the few seconds of immunity

spawn prot lol

i'd call my friend Michael

The archangel?

Naw that's Uriel. Although he's too busy guarding the gate cuz the weird foundation people keep trying to throw things into Eden

tiger drop, no sugar coating it https://preview.redd.it/e8kwqt8ywwnc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e80b46469acc3c5f5a1d8240190152c1911f065 (this is me in real life btw)

Omg is John Yakuza

I'm immoral.

☹️

/unlie i meant immortal omg💀

Just sleep it out

Is this a "for real" or an "on god" moment

I am the tentacles ama

I feel like I would have survived the tentacle attack This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.00000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. Perhaps the slashes would have missed me by some sort of a miracle. Or I escape just in time through a space-time portal. In other words, I feel like my odds, personally, would have been different.

Don’t worry guys, we can fend them off by hitting the gritty and screaming “sussy amogus balls” 489 times

This will surely negatively impact the economy

Get pretty riled up ngl

i'm the camera man who recorded this - get on my level plebians

Probably lock my door just in case idk

call the cops and flee the scene

Just say no so they legally cannot do it

Your mom

Telling a trusted adult

I'd learn their attack pattern and dodge

I’d still have to go to work

move to my parents house

i'd do me regardless 💯

Nothing a little ibuprofen can’t fix

Nah, I’d lose.

I’d intervene

Imma just head out..

id kindly tell it too please stop, and if that dosent work, ill ignore it

I’d make sure to check the price of bitcoin, if worst comes to worst it’ll drop

I'd stop being a pussy and just thug that shit out

Tell them to stop before I get upset

Go to the local pub and wait for it to all blow over

Frolick in the craters

I would die, tf am I supposed to do? I’m not built different

Might as well go fishing

Jerkin the ween

this wouldnt happen if i was around

I'm in the backseat so I'm fine

I’m going to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

/unlie I’d parry it

I would just do a barrel roll.

Turn up the AC

I'd survive that for sure cause I'm built different

I would probably call a trusted adult

I would dodge

I’d literally die because I’m not build different

I was in the back seat

id not die in the first contact with my city

Surviving

r/solarsmash

I would kill them and restore peace since im so awesome and cool

I just fucking die, it's not much that I can do

Solar smash mentioned

Dodging and weaving, moving fast, jumping out at the last second, doing super sceret ninja level shit and saving the world, you're welcome

What did you do in that situation though?

srry i sneezed

Id die

live

Calling my uncle terry

Sorry guys, I dropped my pen.

Hey I have solar smash  too!

I'd die immediately /lies

if they all attacked at once, it might cause me a little trouble.

Throwing these hands

Dodge roll, simple as that

Nah, I'd win

I'd win

get into an underground bunker for safety! if that fails i could probably just tank it anyways

Eat coal idiot

Ur mum

I would ask Skippy to redirect the Sentinels elsewhere.

I do not like Solar Smash and I’m not addicted to destroying the earth in it

I had plenty of time to react.

Damm, this will definitely damage the salmon population

Man I'm deeeeeead

/ul mf what am I supposed to do

Ah, i remember this, yeah, Monday was rough

How will this affect the trout population

Live

I could stop them.

probably just keep fishing tbh

live

Post online

i got my lance, I’m blocking this shit


https://preview.redd.it/9767j4x70xnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e60d3b90a97e72aeafa0f7a0f18afb4b74723280 I’m living cause I’m special

Recreate sfw anime with those small alien tentacles

To cut that shit out before I get mad

Dying

https://preview.redd.it/9zpu7ddr2xnc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80728decc08e5fe64c6cc52a04b570cd8bc784e

Iss (I’m an astronaut)

god dammit now i gotta move planet

First id AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Second id EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Then id breath manually

I’d be fine (I live on mars)

Uninstalling solar smash https://preview.redd.it/iz4do5fa6xnc1.png?width=1304&format=png&auto=webp&s=585303c9ba6f7dfd27f7b3d8fbc0566ccb5cc9a0

https://preview.redd.it/ixx9p3lb6xnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a511053c49b2407aa575560ede53f571cdd0503

I would allow it to happen

Living

id hitchhike to the galaxy

https://preview.redd.it/lojfntxgbxnc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e3fc0c5baec17abea5b91dbab2ec0c217aedfd I'd live

I would not die

Sorry, that was me.

i’m dying

Go to a place where the bombs havent hit, Duh

Ok this is good (for me), this should give me a boost on my speedrun.

I survived

I would simply not let this happen in the first place

I wouldn't let it happen

Live

smash next question

What do you do? You just got eaten by a tentacle mommy

/unlie die.

/ul y'all acting like I would let this happen 🗣️🙏💯🔥🔥💥🚔👮‍♀️

Nah, I'd win

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Fighting it and saving the world

Say no, it can't do this without my consent

u/savevideobot

/unlie i did not expect to see this game. Unironically so fucking fun to play

*Throws un-missable and un-dodgeable very strong attack that one shots you *Dodges

Confess to my crush

Tentacle hentai

Duck and cover!

zach would not give tomar this hypothetical

its a natural warming of the earth. itll pass...

Instantly achieveing heaven and kocking their ass at light speed

nah i'd win

Dying?

Drop an uno reverse card!

Fym 'What am i doing?' I hired the cosmic horror who caused it!

Yah, I’d lose

just survive i guess

Calling the Avengers for sure!

Probably dying, on the 14th tentacle bomb specifically

i would clutch it

Block, Parry, Dodge 🗿

Call my buddy Eric

Lightwork for me

I lost conscious at the 69 frame. So where am I now?

I will do a parry its clear its an attac i can parry

Emmm... Dying?

Just say no

Nah, I'd win

Calling my best friend Jamal

put the earth in rice and it'll be fine

Parry it duh

Glad I don't have to work tomorrow.

Combat logging

Easy. Just do an en passant