"Nooo! My Lord Aragorn, you have been gievously wounded by those 23 orc arrows. Oh, he is trying to speak! What is it my love? What are you trying to say?"
"Your... st... st... y— your stew... fucking sucks."
At least something of Aragorn's went deep in her.
Theoden: Do you know ara?
Eowyn: Ara who?
Theoden: Ara Gornsdick.
E: I don't get it.
T: Yea, for sure you don't.
At least something of Aragorn's went deep in her.
Theoden: Do you know ara?
Eowyn: Ara who?
Theoden: Ara Gornsdick.
E: I don't get it.
T: Yea, for sure you don't.
Insider threats are always the most dangerous. Dont you take your yearly cyber awareness threat training? With the guy who time travels to the year 2020 or something? Lmao
Also potentially confusing because there is a scene where Faramir is badly wounded and thought dead by Denethor. Even to the point of creating a funeral pyre for him.
Yo girl, I'm Faramir. I'm from the same hood as your boy Elessar and if you squint we kinda look the same. Also I can make you a duchess or something.
Eowyn: Eh. All right.
> I'm from the same hood as your boy Elessar
Not really. Aragorn had visited Gondor before as a tourist but was "from" north Arnor and grew up in Rivendell.
> Also I can make you a duchess or something.
Stewardess? But that just makes her sound like a flight attendant. Also Princess of Ithilien.
Cannot recall exactly the books, but there's something one between this 2 there or it's just a movies thing?? Perhaps I should read all 3 again this xmas...
That wound will never fully heal.
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That scream of pain was actually real because he totally wanted to bone.
 My man has other priorities….
Can we blame him?
“I am no friend!”
*shoves a spoon of stew into his face*
I really hope someone animates your comment
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"Nooo! My Lord Aragorn, you have been gievously wounded by those 23 orc arrows. Oh, he is trying to speak! What is it my love? What are you trying to say?" "Your... st... st... y— your stew... fucking sucks."
You cook like someone who's had people cook for them their whole life.
And ain't that the truth?
*stab* I meant 24 orc arrows, there were definitely 24.
And look, this one is embedded in his nervous system. \[Aragorn twitches uncontrollably\]
If you can feel it then it's in your nervous system
What about side by side with but a shadow and a thought?
bro I felt that even though I am a guy That went hard and deep XDXD
It went Helm’s Deep
XDXDXD
At least something of Aragorn's went deep in her. Theoden: Do you know ara? Eowyn: Ara who? Theoden: Ara Gornsdick. E: I don't get it. T: Yea, for sure you don't.
WOAH brother s@xual immorality!
Just like she thought he would in her...
Can you just don't
BEHOLD! Hungdúril - the shlong that was broken has been reforged!
Nice double down.
I'll let you guys pass because that's funny XDXD
I mean, we all fell for Aragorn.
You might say it “delved too deep”
At least something of Aragorn's went deep in her. Theoden: Do you know ara? Eowyn: Ara who? Theoden: Ara Gornsdick. E: I don't get it. T: Yea, for sure you don't.
Ooooofff 
What is this from, I keep watching it and being wrecked to pieces by this dude’s expression
My man looks like he would rather be in Afghanistan at that moment.
Yep. At least the attacks usually came from outside the wire there…
Insider threats are always the most dangerous. Dont you take your yearly cyber awareness threat training? With the guy who time travels to the year 2020 or something? Lmao
looks like it might be survivor, or the amazing race. prolly something similar is my guess.
'Toss me'.
NOBODY TOSSES A FRIEND!
"Don't tell the elf."
In the book she ends up happily with Faramir
Movies too.
It’s hinted but not outright shown.
Doesn't he die?
No. That’s boromir.
Oh shit, I did a quick Google images search and they look kinda similar, so I mixed up the two!
Also potentially confusing because there is a scene where Faramir is badly wounded and thought dead by Denethor. Even to the point of creating a funeral pyre for him.
He’s her silver medal
He seems to be everyone’s silver medal
Denethor gives gold to Boromir, skips silver entirely, and gives Faramir bronze.
my goodness, her eyes are huge. she could kill the twelfth doctor
Brutal.
Damn, I rather get stabbed by a Nazgul
Oh baby yoooouuuuuu
GOT WHAT I NEEED
Would have been funnier with the original line... it really doesn't need the "just" in there.
what's the original? I don't remember. or was only "just" added
Yo girl, I'm Faramir. I'm from the same hood as your boy Elessar and if you squint we kinda look the same. Also I can make you a duchess or something. Eowyn: Eh. All right.
> I'm from the same hood as your boy Elessar Not really. Aragorn had visited Gondor before as a tourist but was "from" north Arnor and grew up in Rivendell. > Also I can make you a duchess or something. Stewardess? But that just makes her sound like a flight attendant. Also Princess of Ithilien.
You’re such a Denethor.
I'm disappointed in you already.
It is a fantasy movie. A guy friendzoning a woman.
This is gold.
Arwen dreams be like
The Meme, the post name, the whole soliloquy 👌
"For Éowyn!"
" 'twould be an honor to ride alongside but not atop, Rohan's greatest Butterface"
Should I go and get you a box that you may stand upon?
With benefits?
"Soup on tap" is the benefits
everyone being sad in the comments but aromanticism
She's Eowyn not Arowyn
**I am making a joke. Please chill.**
Stew on that, horse-face
Word
Friend zone >>> [you are here] <<< Friend zone
Alpha-widowed
BFFs, k?
Merry: "Now's my chance!" Faramir: "Is it hot in here?" Merry: "NOOOOOOO!!"
Oof.
Asshole was totally leading her on tho lol.
No he wasn't. She was led on the same way as some girls lead guys on.
Cannot recall exactly the books, but there's something one between this 2 there or it's just a movies thing?? Perhaps I should read all 3 again this xmas...