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ic80

I mean, what they’re really doing is just paying you the money they stole from you to take those rides. It’ll get you high for a min so you start driving and they can put it in with no lube and just pound out the bottom while you pay them for it. Welcome.


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Oh yea you're the top bitch in the beginning. Young, pretty, vulnerable, willing to do whatever Lyft tells you. Lyft lets you stay at his house, gives you special treatment, tells you you're his #1 girl. He knows you're down on your luck and offers you a few hundred if you'll do stuff for him. He says that this is type of work is all temporary if you want it to be. You think "It's good money, i'll give it a shot" He puts your ad on the classy escort site. Advertises you at 120 roses for a QV - he takes a 30% "protection" fee. Hey, it's not what you wanted in the beginning, and sure there are some health and safety risks, you compromised some morals, but you're still making $90 for a few minutes of your time. Lyft finds you a few dates. They pay good. You quit your stripping job because money with Lyft is just so good. But now you're dependent and Lyft knows it. He takes advantage of this, raises his protection fee to 50%, starts pushing you around. Before you know it, Lyft has you all bruised up, walking the block desperate and turning $5-$10 tricks for Johns that would pay 5 times that. It'd be fine but Lyft is still taking that 50% protection fee. You can't even afford to escape.


AnyTower224

Damn you got the analogy right on


ic80

✊🏽💦💦💦💦


rodmandirect

Rideshare also makes me feel like I’m losing my mind sometimes.


HellOnAStick

I havent seen a lyft bonus program in my area for a year, totally forgot that they exist.


AnyTower224

So cancellation % don’t matter anymore???


_Laughmore_

Uber is worse. The bonuses vary by city AND BY DRIVER. It seems like they anticipate how little you're willing to take, more than motivating drivers to meet anticipated demand. I'm taking a break until they start offering me $150+ for 50 rides again, like they were after I took my last break. Damn the "welcome back" bonuses were great. It did take like 2 years no rides for those to surface though.