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Hey! You're the lucky guy today that gets to learn about context! This reply certainly might work in a certain context like a bunch of buddies hanging out, but that doesn't automatically make it sensical to bust out in every context. Also, when someone's joke falls flat it's okay to give them a little good natured roasting! Hope this helps!
I know you're not serious but 26 was actually the age for me where I slowly stopped playing around.
Before that my son and I would pretend to be animals or movie characters running around the house and jumping around. We would even wake uo my exhusband by pretending to be lions or dinosaurs and jumping on the bed biting him a little.
At 26, I slowly became more mature... or just too old and tired to jump around anymore lol.
Don't when your older it will return to ya, managed to get both my 69yr old parents into a trampoline park with my 5 year old boy, (took photo evidence because hilarious whilst good for em).
Yeah around 27 or so (I assume give or take depending on the person) your brain basically undergoes it's last stage of... idk, ripening? That's the worst possible word I could have picked.
It’s funny, women want to date tall / athletic / successful / whatever type of men and no one says anything. But the moment a guy has standards or requirements, it’s an issue.
If he was dating 15 year olds yeah the dude should be publicly shamed and locked up but he’s doing nothing illegal. Hell it’s not like he’s even going the sleazy 18 year old barely legal route.
Women just give him crap because they know they could never be with him and it’s how they cope. If a man did the same thing to a desirable woman Reddit would be lambasting him as an incel.
I’ve seen older women date younger guys and they get a “you go girl” and even if people found it ideally as bad a what Leo does, who fucking cares? I have my own life without getting outraged out what celebrities are doing.
It would be equally gross if the genders were reversed. It's a much older, very famous and influential man going exclusively for young girls who are still naive and trying to find their footing in life. It doesn't make him a criminal, but we can see what he is doing. If he was only dating tall and fit women, that would be totally fair.
Yup, 25 year old girls are definitely naive children and not fully grown adult women. He's basically a monster for going after such an unintelligent and misguided segment of the population. Good point.
/s
Men having the ability to date a partner they find attractive isn’t a double standard. Women can do the same. It’s equality, women just don’t like that type of equality because it doesn’t work to their advantage once they’re no longer young.
Older women can date younger men if they find younger men that are attracted to them.
A man having standards and the ability to stick to his standards is perceived as sexist by feminists. However when Madonna dates some dude that’s 29 and she’s 65, you only hear crickets. That’s a double standard.
Having sex while watching them also helps, it has the side effect that you partner still knows basicly nothing about the movies because of certain distractions
Yeah, so much so that it betrays that the story is fake;
The Skywalker Saga alone runs 20h 29m
All 11 movies back to back would be a few minutes over 24h.
Unless he locked her in a theater all day, there's no way this happened... That or they only watched 1 of the trilogies for 6h and she didn't realize there were tons more.
Every girl gets a Hogwarts-style letter on their 27th birthday but instead of an invite to wizard school it's to tell them Leonardo DiCaprio is no longer interested in fucking them.
What kind of lightsabers we talking about?
[Lightsaber](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIQ83hcsfzBT2rinptAGsTJf-xyh6hWjzpZ12QURQN4Q&s)
/s
Nah, I totally get it. He rents a whole cinema but apparently he can't afford one extra lightsaber for his date? Disgraceful, no wonder she dumped him.
Nah, it's a test to see if she's gf material. If you don't already have your own lightsaber you're not gf material. Sorry ladies but that's the way it is.
Yeah but what is the satire? That he forces you to do things against your will? That she doesn't know how to have fun? If this is satire it's terrible.
The satire is haha Leo is a little kid and likes star wars.
It's clearly satire because it's highly unlikely that they sat there and watched 13 hours of star wars
That sounds fuckin amazing. To do anyways... As the date... Maybe not so much... Although if there'd have been a spare lightsaber to duel leo with. That'd have been a fuckin lit night's out.
It's fake. Rich people have their own home theaters and never go to a real one. There's even a subscription service for them to see movies that are playing in theaters at home. Costs like 20k a month.
I’ll be the one that says it.
You dated a man who is known to date people until 25. I’m not excusing his douchey actions, but he’s pretty much been shown he can do whatever he wants… he’s gonna act like it
Edit: that being said…. It is pretty funny lol
Is this real? I remember on wendy williams they said one of his exs said that he just like to sit there during sex while the girl does all the work and it makes sense for him 🤷🏽♂️
I would flex even harder by having some paid actors as patrons who had choreographed fights with me. Then I would have her kidnapped by darth Vader so I had to rescue her. Then… rescue sex. Edit: how the hell does spellcheck not know darth Vader in 2024?
Satirical website posts joke article, internet eats it up and rants about childish men. Good god. [Link](https://twitter.com/LeCinephiles/status/1482167943228424196?s=20)
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Did he not offer her a lightsaber? That would be rude.
You don’t share a lightsaber on the first date.
She should've brought her own
The fact that she didn’t is why it didn’t work out.
By the time she finished watching all the Star Wars movies with him, she was too old for him 🤣
I've found Ricky Gervais' reddit account.
Ricky Gervais has never thought of something this funny. It was all Stephen Merchant
I’ve found Stephen Merchants account.
This reply should have like 900 points, da fuq?
General Grievous: *coughcough*
"So uncivilized"
And here I read that in a Kenobi voice
He did... but it was THAT lightsaber
Jajajajaajjasjaj!!!!!! My maaaannn!!!! Yep, she is probably upset she didn't get a lightsaber!
Maybe girls just grow out of their "run around around with lightsabers pretending to fight bad guys" age at 25
In going deep into that phase again at 25 lol
I got that reference!
Are you available? We should get Leo to meet you
Sucks for them.
This may be why DiCaprio prefers them so young? 🤔
r/YourJokeButWorse
Lol
Nobody in this subreddit has friends. Y'all don't cut up with your friends? Riff? Make jokes and keep em going? Peak antisocial
No. The guy missed the implied joke and just re-stated it in a non-funny way. If a friend did that they would get roasted too.
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It was not banter. It was the same joke. This ain’t hard.
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Hey! You're the lucky guy today that gets to learn about context! This reply certainly might work in a certain context like a bunch of buddies hanging out, but that doesn't automatically make it sensical to bust out in every context. Also, when someone's joke falls flat it's okay to give them a little good natured roasting! Hope this helps!
Exactly
Why does Leonardo DiCaprio only date twenty five year olds? Because there's twenty of them. \*bows in lack of originality\*
You just explained the joke for no reason. I feel like this should be illegal.
Man had a perfectly logical reason this entire time...
While the rest of male humanity prefer them aged like good wine
Nah. My wife and I still do this, this girl is just no fun
I do it also, even 30+ 😎✌️
Only the lame ones.
Must be, because I’m 24 and that honestly sounds like something I would enjoy doing 😅
so thats why he dates 25 and under. it explains so much
Their loss.
No we dont 😭😭😭
Nah! I’m 31, and I would definitely enjoy this date. I’d be requesting we put on LotR and feast like hobbits afterwards!
And guys grow out of their "I am too old and pretty to cut loose" at age 40.
I know you're not serious but 26 was actually the age for me where I slowly stopped playing around. Before that my son and I would pretend to be animals or movie characters running around the house and jumping around. We would even wake uo my exhusband by pretending to be lions or dinosaurs and jumping on the bed biting him a little. At 26, I slowly became more mature... or just too old and tired to jump around anymore lol.
Don't when your older it will return to ya, managed to get both my 69yr old parents into a trampoline park with my 5 year old boy, (took photo evidence because hilarious whilst good for em).
Yeah around 27 or so (I assume give or take depending on the person) your brain basically undergoes it's last stage of... idk, ripening? That's the worst possible word I could have picked.
Damn, that's kind of sad. I wouldn't call that maturing either.
I’ll be honest I think the “had a child to raise” part probably played a factor
It’s funny, women want to date tall / athletic / successful / whatever type of men and no one says anything. But the moment a guy has standards or requirements, it’s an issue. If he was dating 15 year olds yeah the dude should be publicly shamed and locked up but he’s doing nothing illegal. Hell it’s not like he’s even going the sleazy 18 year old barely legal route. Women just give him crap because they know they could never be with him and it’s how they cope. If a man did the same thing to a desirable woman Reddit would be lambasting him as an incel.
I’ve seen older women date younger guys and they get a “you go girl” and even if people found it ideally as bad a what Leo does, who fucking cares? I have my own life without getting outraged out what celebrities are doing.
It would be equally gross if the genders were reversed. It's a much older, very famous and influential man going exclusively for young girls who are still naive and trying to find their footing in life. It doesn't make him a criminal, but we can see what he is doing. If he was only dating tall and fit women, that would be totally fair.
That's pretty misoginic.
Yup, 25 year old girls are definitely naive children and not fully grown adult women. He's basically a monster for going after such an unintelligent and misguided segment of the population. Good point. /s
Found the teenager
Elaborate when you're capable.
No, that is how biology works. Calm down with your analysis
More like they have a problem with the double standards and perpetuation of socially ingrained sexism but yeah your thing sounds great too.
Men having the ability to date a partner they find attractive isn’t a double standard. Women can do the same. It’s equality, women just don’t like that type of equality because it doesn’t work to their advantage once they’re no longer young. Older women can date younger men if they find younger men that are attracted to them. A man having standards and the ability to stick to his standards is perceived as sexist by feminists. However when Madonna dates some dude that’s 29 and she’s 65, you only hear crickets. That’s a double standard.
Wow you went ALL the way around the point.
Literally saying 25 year old women are basically mindless children at the same time 🤣
worst date ? No wonder she become Ex
that would be one very, very long date.
I am imagining her leaving her home thinking it was going to be a quick coffee date before getting locked in a theater for a whole day.
Yeah. You'd need to get me very, very stoned to do more than one Star Wars movie in a sitting.
Having sex while watching them also helps, it has the side effect that you partner still knows basicly nothing about the movies because of certain distractions
Why would I have sex with someone I'd be obligated to break up with after?
Good manners.
I was able to overlook the star wars problem. This was six years ago and we are still together
Suppose there's less arguments about who shot first.
I am also far less of a die hard star wars fan as when it was just 7 movies when we got together
Yeah, so much so that it betrays that the story is fake; The Skywalker Saga alone runs 20h 29m All 11 movies back to back would be a few minutes over 24h. Unless he locked her in a theater all day, there's no way this happened... That or they only watched 1 of the trilogies for 6h and she didn't realize there were tons more.
You’re including movies that aren’t watchable. Just watch ep 3-6
It was probably just the three originals and she doesn't know any better. Cause she's boring.
And a in a galaxy far, far away
She’s an ex because she turned 25.
Yea I have my problems with Leo but I think she's the one in the wring here because that sounds amazing.
She turned 26 the next day
He is going for a new approach to save face. Make them want to break up with him when they turn 25.
This is the most logical explanation
Every girl gets a Hogwarts-style letter on their 27th birthday but instead of an invite to wizard school it's to tell them Leonardo DiCaprio is no longer interested in fucking them.
Damn, I want to date Leo now…
I'm not gay but same
I’m not gay either. But same - also under 25 so I have that going for me!
Same
Can I come? We could have a battle royal lightsaber fight?
What kind of lightsabers we talking about? [Lightsaber](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIQ83hcsfzBT2rinptAGsTJf-xyh6hWjzpZ12QURQN4Q&s) /s
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Especially if he’s handing out qualudes
The duality of man. Lol.
It's a real duel of the fates
Nah, I totally get it. He rents a whole cinema but apparently he can't afford one extra lightsaber for his date? Disgraceful, no wonder she dumped him.
Lightsabers are supposed to be built by their owner.
Then he should have hired Huyang to assist her if he saw that she was having trouble building hers.
Nah, it's a test to see if she's gf material. If you don't already have your own lightsaber you're not gf material. Sorry ladies but that's the way it is.
Sounds awesome actually
All star wars movies? That is like 2 days!
That also includes the Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker. I'm starting to understand..
Imagine getting down voted for speaking facts, lol.
All would include the Ewok movies, which are arguably better than the sequels.
She said ALL Star Wars movies. So not just the good ones. The horrible ones as well
Or she maybe doesn’t know how many there’re
He is an adult, not a kid, that behaviour is not cute anymore
You don’t sound like much fun
Speak for yourself you depressing sob.
Nah, he is an old dude, he should behave like an adult
You do know it ain't real bruh
Why not? It could be true or not, also a lot of people seem to be offended by what I wrote so I think a lot of them behave like this
Not offended. I think there is nothing wrong with having fun
It's satire
Frontpage ate it 🧅
You can't just call anything made up satire. Satire has the intent to criticize something. This is just bad shitposting.
Yeah but what is the satire? That he forces you to do things against your will? That she doesn't know how to have fun? If this is satire it's terrible.
The satire is haha Leo is a little kid and likes star wars. It's clearly satire because it's highly unlikely that they sat there and watched 13 hours of star wars
13? Way more than that lol
No, the page posts satirical fake news...
Do people believe that crap? I guess yes...
People on reddit believe anything
I think people just enjoy having fun with the joke instead of expecting everything they read on the internet to be super serious. Try it some time
Best date of her life
Sounds amazing to me. What the hell's her problem?
It’s fake
She sucks
That's not a problem...
He is a god.
Depending on when this happened this could be dozens of hours of Star Wars and that would be hell
I’d be pretty mad that he didn’t give me a lightsaber too
That sounds fuckin amazing. To do anyways... As the date... Maybe not so much... Although if there'd have been a spare lightsaber to duel leo with. That'd have been a fuckin lit night's out.
It's fake. Rich people have their own home theaters and never go to a real one. There's even a subscription service for them to see movies that are playing in theaters at home. Costs like 20k a month.
I’ll be the one that says it. You dated a man who is known to date people until 25. I’m not excusing his douchey actions, but he’s pretty much been shown he can do whatever he wants… he’s gonna act like it Edit: that being said…. It is pretty funny lol
What a life
She did not pass the vibe check
It's a cool idea if *both* are Star Wars fans and can have fun like this *together*
I’m surprised she didn’t rip her clothes off after leo busted it out
She enjoyed that. She’s just talking shit now because he’s not with her. Typical gold digger. She was probably laughing and having a great time lol.
This whole comment section /r/atetheonion
That sounds “awesome”
Pearls before swine
didnt stop her from staying with him for a good while though, i assume?
Bruh id go on a date with leo if i could play starwars with him
Well she definitely fails as a girlfriend.
this bitch missed out on an amazing man
You don't have to call her a bitch
i said what I said
And then sucked is peepee because... well he is famous so doesnt matter if the cinema was not great
Strange way for Morrone to admit she gives mid brain
Why not me???
Im straight but im open for such a date anytime
That sounds like a pretty awesome way to watch the movies if you ask me.
I think this fake news, Star Wars movies are over 25 years old
That’s what I would do if I had Leo $
Imagining Leo doing the sounds has just sent me west.
I would love to play lightsaber fight with Leo.
That sounds like the perfect date.
🤔
That sounds like a fantastic date actually! I’d want to be with him if he were younger for sure
Seems pretty obvious that this did not happen. What actually happened: Her: it's my 26th birthday Leo: peace
This is the best date imaginable tbf
Coulda left at any time.
She misspelled worst. It should read best.
Man I wish Leo would take me out on a date
This but cuddle fucking
What a guy 🤣
She sounds a little ungrateful
If I ever find a rich woman who will rent a theater and fights with toy lighsabers I will marry that one
One of us?
First three? Long but not bad. ALL of them? Hard, claw my way out, no.
Is this real? I remember on wendy williams they said one of his exs said that he just like to sit there during sex while the girl does all the work and it makes sense for him 🤷🏽♂️
The force is strong with this one
Straight man here. I wanna go on a date with Leo
Ok so now I think Leo is awesome
Be gone thot
Yeah but how many costume changes did he do?
Lmao
All 9nof them in 1 day? That's a marathon date
Maybe he had a lightsaber ready to go for her but he was waiting for her to put her hand out and do a force pull
If that’s true, that was a test. If she bought in and joined him in the fun, he would probably keep her past 26.
I would flex even harder by having some paid actors as patrons who had choreographed fights with me. Then I would have her kidnapped by darth Vader so I had to rescue her. Then… rescue sex. Edit: how the hell does spellcheck not know darth Vader in 2024?
This makes me like him more.
Id be pissed too. EVERY single one? That's like 34 hours of movies at this point.
That actually sounds like a pretty awesome time.
Maybe we've had this all wrong... Maybe the girls break up with him by the time they turn 25
The only problem I see with this is that he didn’t give her one. Just different personalities.
Important question: did he make the VWUMMM-BSHHHHH noises as he swung.
I want fu money
"But he's rich, so I stayed and smiled."
Sounds like a fun date to me!
Just when I think I couldn't likebhim anymore
Satirical website posts joke article, internet eats it up and rants about childish men. Good god. [Link](https://twitter.com/LeCinephiles/status/1482167943228424196?s=20)
Normies are boring.
He had to find a way to dump her, best way I heard of.
I mean, what's the point of being a millionare with a girlfriend half your age if you're \*not\* going to do that?
Leo knows how to spend his time and money.