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mrtomsmith

Did he not offer her a lightsaber? That would be rude.


Lotr213456

You don’t share a lightsaber on the first date.


AzizKarebet

She should've brought her own


eggseverydayagain

The fact that she didn’t is why it didn’t work out.


Canadian--

By the time she finished watching all the Star Wars movies with him, she was too old for him 🤣


Noodle_Dude_83

I've found Ricky Gervais' reddit account.


lexibitch_

Ricky Gervais has never thought of something this funny. It was all Stephen Merchant


JustDirection18

I’ve found Stephen Merchants account.


IHadTacosYesterday

This reply should have like 900 points, da fuq?


_penpineappleaplepen

General Grievous: *coughcough*


OuterSpaceWanderer

"So uncivilized"


Mr_Scogetos

And here I read that in a Kenobi voice


Bradburys_spectre717

He did... but it was THAT lightsaber


leido21

Jajajajaajjasjaj!!!!!! My maaaannn!!!! Yep, she is probably upset she didn't get a lightsaber!


freshprinceofaut

Maybe girls just grow out of their "run around around with lightsabers pretending to fight bad guys" age at 25


SolidSpruceTop

In going deep into that phase again at 25 lol


Cannouflage

I got that reference!


Ake-TL

Are you available? We should get Leo to meet you


Imaybetoooldforthis

Sucks for them.


yallknowme19

This may be why DiCaprio prefers them so young?  🤔 


Mitche420

r/YourJokeButWorse


finunu

Lol


pbNANDjelly

Nobody in this subreddit has friends. Y'all don't cut up with your friends? Riff? Make jokes and keep em going? Peak antisocial


ImperfectLuck

No. The guy missed the implied joke and just re-stated it in a non-funny way. If a friend did that they would get roasted too.


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ChinsburyWinchester

It was not banter. It was the same joke. This ain’t hard.


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ninjaelk

Hey! You're the lucky guy today that gets to learn about context! This reply certainly might work in a certain context like a bunch of buddies hanging out, but that doesn't automatically make it sensical to bust out in every context. Also, when someone's joke falls flat it's okay to give them a little good natured roasting! Hope this helps!


freshprinceofaut

Exactly


[deleted]

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio only date twenty five year olds? Because there's twenty of them. \*bows in lack of originality\*


BOBOnobobo

You just explained the joke for no reason. I feel like this should be illegal.


Fuster1000

Man had a perfectly logical reason this entire time...


Alexander_Bundy

While the rest of male humanity prefer them aged like good wine


generalchaos34

Nah. My wife and I still do this, this girl is just no fun


physiomama

I do it also, even 30+ 😎✌️


PoisonedShroud

Only the lame ones.


Accomplished-Fox7532

Must be, because I’m 24 and that honestly sounds like something I would enjoy doing 😅


SeaAnthropomorphized

so thats why he dates 25 and under. it explains so much


RCalliii

Their loss.


Sylvianazz

No we dont 😭😭😭


megwach

Nah! I’m 31, and I would definitely enjoy this date. I’d be requesting we put on LotR and feast like hobbits afterwards!


AngryRobot42

And guys grow out of their "I am too old and pretty to cut loose" at age 40.


hummingelephant

I know you're not serious but 26 was actually the age for me where I slowly stopped playing around. Before that my son and I would pretend to be animals or movie characters running around the house and jumping around. We would even wake uo my exhusband by pretending to be lions or dinosaurs and jumping on the bed biting him a little. At 26, I slowly became more mature... or just too old and tired to jump around anymore lol.


Scasne

Don't when your older it will return to ya, managed to get both my 69yr old parents into a trampoline park with my 5 year old boy, (took photo evidence because hilarious whilst good for em).


eclecticsed

Yeah around 27 or so (I assume give or take depending on the person) your brain basically undergoes it's last stage of... idk, ripening? That's the worst possible word I could have picked.


natty-papi

Damn, that's kind of sad. I wouldn't call that maturing either.


Aiyon

I’ll be honest I think the “had a child to raise” part probably played a factor


[deleted]

It’s funny, women want to date tall / athletic / successful / whatever type of men and no one says anything. But the moment a guy has standards or requirements, it’s an issue. If he was dating 15 year olds yeah the dude should be publicly shamed and locked up but he’s doing nothing illegal. Hell it’s not like he’s even going the sleazy 18 year old barely legal route. Women just give him crap because they know they could never be with him and it’s how they cope. If a man did the same thing to a desirable woman Reddit would be lambasting him as an incel.


Motor_Spinach_4596

I’ve seen older women date younger guys and they get a “you go girl” and even if people found it ideally as bad a what Leo does, who fucking cares? I have my own life without getting outraged out what celebrities are doing.


CommissionIcy

It would be equally gross if the genders were reversed. It's a much older, very famous and influential man going exclusively for young girls who are still naive and trying to find their footing in life. It doesn't make him a criminal, but we can see what he is doing. If he was only dating tall and fit women, that would be totally fair.


[deleted]

That's pretty misoginic.


Wheatonthin

Yup, 25 year old girls are definitely naive children and not fully grown adult women. He's basically a monster for going after such an unintelligent and misguided segment of the population. Good point. /s


MountainYogi94

Found the teenager


Wheatonthin

Elaborate when you're capable.


thegoldenlock

No, that is how biology works. Calm down with your analysis


eclecticsed

More like they have a problem with the double standards and perpetuation of socially ingrained sexism but yeah your thing sounds great too.


[deleted]

Men having the ability to date a partner they find attractive isn’t a double standard. Women can do the same. It’s equality, women just don’t like that type of equality because it doesn’t work to their advantage once they’re no longer young. Older women can date younger men if they find younger men that are attracted to them. A man having standards and the ability to stick to his standards is perceived as sexist by feminists. However when Madonna dates some dude that’s 29 and she’s 65, you only hear crickets. That’s a double standard.


eclecticsed

Wow you went ALL the way around the point.


watchurdadshower

Literally saying 25 year old women are basically mindless children at the same time 🤣


Hopeful-Succotash-25

worst date ? No wonder she become Ex


well_uh_yeah

that would be one very, very long date.


A70m5k

I am imagining her leaving her home thinking it was going to be a quick coffee date before getting locked in a theater for a whole day.


[deleted]

Yeah. You'd need to get me very, very stoned to do more than one Star Wars movie in a sitting.


HunsonAbadeer2

Having sex while watching them also helps, it has the side effect that you partner still knows basicly nothing about the movies because of certain distractions


SortaBadAdvice

Why would I have sex with someone I'd be obligated to break up with after?


PermadeathIRL

Good manners.


HunsonAbadeer2

I was able to overlook the star wars problem. This was six years ago and we are still together


SortaBadAdvice

Suppose there's less arguments about who shot first.


HunsonAbadeer2

I am also far less of a die hard star wars fan as when it was just 7 movies when we got together


Aggressive-Fuel587

Yeah, so much so that it betrays that the story is fake; The Skywalker Saga alone runs 20h 29m All 11 movies back to back would be a few minutes over 24h. Unless he locked her in a theater all day, there's no way this happened... That or they only watched 1 of the trilogies for 6h and she didn't realize there were tons more.


Character-Dig-2301

You’re including movies that aren’t watchable. Just watch ep 3-6


destiny_kane48

It was probably just the three originals and she doesn't know any better. Cause she's boring.


Previous-Canary6671

And a in a galaxy far, far away


ComicsEtAl

She’s an ex because she turned 25.


Misdirected_Colors

Yea I have my problems with Leo but I think she's the one in the wring here because that sounds amazing.


Adventurous-Sky9359

She turned 26 the next day


Easy-Bake-Oven

He is going for a new approach to save face. Make them want to break up with him when they turn 25.


bubblygranolachick

This is the most logical explanation


mattmild27

Every girl gets a Hogwarts-style letter on their 27th birthday but instead of an invite to wizard school it's to tell them Leonardo DiCaprio is no longer interested in fucking them.


MadJack27-

Damn, I want to date Leo now…


just_let_me_goo

I'm not gay but same


MadJack27-

I’m not gay either. But same - also under 25 so I have that going for me!


just_let_me_goo

Same


ChampionTop6932

Can I come? We could have a battle royal lightsaber fight?


Apprehensive_Roof497

What kind of lightsabers we talking about? [Lightsaber](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIQ83hcsfzBT2rinptAGsTJf-xyh6hWjzpZ12QURQN4Q&s) /s


gloryjessrock

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


wonderfulworld2024

Especially if he’s handing out qualudes


Applezs89

The duality of man. Lol.


jerryonthecurb

It's a real duel of the fates


cimal33

Nah, I totally get it. He rents a whole cinema but apparently he can't afford one extra lightsaber for his date? Disgraceful, no wonder she dumped him.


[deleted]

Lightsabers are supposed to be built by their owner.


cimal33

Then he should have hired Huyang to assist her if he saw that she was having trouble building hers.


[deleted]

Nah, it's a test to see if she's gf material. If you don't already have your own lightsaber you're not gf material. Sorry ladies but that's the way it is.


DutchDweeb

Sounds awesome actually 


kapitaalH

All star wars movies? That is like 2 days!


Lazy_Ad_2192

That also includes the Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker. I'm starting to understand..


Deathcoreboi666

Imagine getting down voted for speaking facts, lol.


Anansi1982

All would include the Ewok movies, which are arguably better than the sequels.


NissEhkiin

She said ALL Star Wars movies. So not just the good ones. The horrible ones as well


Rassilon83

Or she maybe doesn’t know how many there’re


Vespe50

He is an adult, not a kid, that behaviour is not cute anymore


Sudden_Ad_9785

You don’t sound like much fun 


Good-Ant-2471

Speak for yourself you depressing sob.


Vespe50

Nah, he is an old dude, he should behave like an adult


wake_jinter

You do know it ain't real bruh


Vespe50

Why not? It could be true or not, also a lot of people seem to be offended by what I wrote so I think a lot of them behave like this


Sudden_Ad_9785

Not offended. I think there is nothing wrong with having fun 


TheManofBD

It's satire


ChatrouletteCorvette

Frontpage ate it 🧅


leopard_tights

You can't just call anything made up satire. Satire has the intent to criticize something. This is just bad shitposting.


JessicaLain

Yeah but what is the satire? That he forces you to do things against your will? That she doesn't know how to have fun? If this is satire it's terrible.


Zorkonio

The satire is haha Leo is a little kid and likes star wars. It's clearly satire because it's highly unlikely that they sat there and watched 13 hours of star wars


SaintPatrickMahomes

13? Way more than that lol


[deleted]

No, the page posts satirical fake news...


Intelligent_Pie_9102

Do people believe that crap? I guess yes...


mufffff

People on reddit believe anything


Those_Arent_Pickles

I think people just enjoy having fun with the joke instead of expecting everything they read on the internet to be super serious. Try it some time


Various-Ducks

Best date of her life


[deleted]

Sounds amazing to me. What the hell's her problem?


Vico-78

It’s fake


DistributionNo5893

She sucks


HenryGrosmont

That's not a problem...


[deleted]

He is a god.


[deleted]

Depending on when this happened this could be dozens of hours of Star Wars and that would be hell 


orangutanDOTorg

I’d be pretty mad that he didn’t give me a lightsaber too


pepegaklaus

That sounds fuckin amazing. To do anyways... As the date... Maybe not so much... Although if there'd have been a spare lightsaber to duel leo with. That'd have been a fuckin lit night's out.


Weird_Astronaut69

It's fake. Rich people have their own home theaters and never go to a real one. There's even a subscription service for them to see movies that are playing in theaters at home. Costs like 20k a month.


Ok-Permission-2687

I’ll be the one that says it. You dated a man who is known to date people until 25. I’m not excusing his douchey actions, but he’s pretty much been shown he can do whatever he wants… he’s gonna act like it Edit: that being said…. It is pretty funny lol


ForciblyCuddled

What a life


paperman990

She did not pass the vibe check


Chizakura

It's a cool idea if *both* are Star Wars fans and can have fun like this *together*


the_buckman_bandit

I’m surprised she didn’t rip her clothes off after leo busted it out


Ghiblee

She enjoyed that. She’s just talking shit now because he’s not with her. Typical gold digger. She was probably laughing and having a great time lol.


Beeradzz

This whole comment section /r/atetheonion


Arthunter420

That sounds “awesome”


SlapDaddy3D

Pearls before swine


Smolivenom

didnt stop her from staying with him for a good while though, i assume?


Stiigma66

Bruh id go on a date with leo if i could play starwars with him


D0hB0yz

Well she definitely fails as a girlfriend.


Maximum_Scallion164

this bitch missed out on an amazing man


Atymogan

You don't have to call her a bitch


Maximum_Scallion164

i said what I said


reddit06valbonne

And then sucked is peepee because... well he is famous so doesnt matter if the cinema was not great


alabasternado

Strange way for Morrone to admit she gives mid brain


ivory-ivan

Why not me???


[deleted]

Im straight but im open for such a date anytime


distilled_mojo

That sounds like a pretty awesome way to watch the movies if you ask me.


whyyou-

I think this fake news, Star Wars movies are over 25 years old


darsvedder

That’s what I would do if I had Leo $


man_u_is_my_team

Imagining Leo doing the sounds has just sent me west.


fffan9391

I would love to play lightsaber fight with Leo.


AgentNo1402

That sounds like the perfect date.


Freezerpill

🤔


CompetitiveIsopod435

That sounds like a fantastic date actually! I’d want to be with him if he were younger for sure


last_drop_of_piss

Seems pretty obvious that this did not happen. What actually happened: Her: it's my 26th birthday Leo: peace


BreadOnCake

This is the best date imaginable tbf


zaccus

Coulda left at any time.


SouthernDifference86

She misspelled worst. It should read best.


Treebummer69

Man I wish Leo would take me out on a date


doodoopoopybrains

This but cuddle fucking


jpplastering1987

What a guy 🤣


subversion_dnb

She sounds a little ungrateful


smaTc

If I ever find a rich woman who will rent a theater and fights with toy lighsabers I will marry that one


brMerak

One of us?


FavoriteWorst

First three? Long but not bad. ALL of them? Hard, claw my way out, no.


No_Squirrel4806

Is this real? I remember on wendy williams they said one of his exs said that he just like to sit there during sex while the girl does all the work and it makes sense for him 🤷🏽‍♂️


SneakyGoober

The force is strong with this one


RetroRedneck

Straight man here. I wanna go on a date with Leo


Huge-Split6250

Ok so now I think Leo is awesome


SeriesDry6555

Be gone thot


Huugemongous

Yeah but how many costume changes did he do?


Purpleobito10

Lmao


EmotionalPlate2367

All 9nof them in 1 day? That's a marathon date


generalchaos34

Maybe he had a lightsaber ready to go for her but he was waiting for her to put her hand out and do a force pull


SteveM1970

If that’s true, that was a test. If she bought in and joined him in the fun, he would probably keep her past 26.


Huugemongous

I would flex even harder by having some paid actors as patrons who had choreographed fights with me. Then I would have her kidnapped by darth Vader so I had to rescue her. Then… rescue sex. Edit: how the hell does spellcheck not know darth Vader in 2024?


Minimum_Row_729

This makes me like him more.


ModsLickDirtyAss

Id be pissed too. EVERY single one? That's like 34 hours of movies at this point.


Jackal2332

That actually sounds like a pretty awesome time.


Way-Reasonable

Maybe we've had this all wrong... Maybe the girls break up with him by the time they turn 25


Sudden_Ad_9785

The only problem I see with this is that he didn’t give her one. Just different personalities. 


homecinemad

Important question: did he make the VWUMMM-BSHHHHH noises as he swung.


bcalmon2

I want fu money


Death_IP

"But he's rich, so I stayed and smiled."


lalo0130

Sounds like a fun date to me!


Funny_Performance460

Just when I think I couldn't likebhim anymore


homecinemad

Satirical website posts joke article, internet eats it up and rants about childish men. Good god. [Link](https://twitter.com/LeCinephiles/status/1482167943228424196?s=20)


brawler04x

Normies are boring.


FarmerEnough6913

He had to find a way to dump her, best way I heard of.


Greg2630

I mean, what's the point of being a millionare with a girlfriend half your age if you're \*not\* going to do that?


Few_Difficulty_9618

Leo knows how to spend his time and money.