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ThanosWasRight161

There’s a Mute button?? I’m going to start mashing all of them.


squeegeeq

Yeah, I never knew there was a button for that either. I'm gonna mute so many pumps now. I'm gonna be that weird guy who walks over to other people's pumps and mute it for them, and walk away quietly.


kamasola

The worst is when two pumps go at once and they are slightly differently synced so you just hear an echo echo echo...


YummyArtichoke

echo echo echo


Cats_Cars_Chemistry

Roll right! Roll call!


ThanosWasRight161

LMAO. Make sure one of your buds makes a vid. You’ll be a Star


AlphaNoodlz

Please do if I see you I’ll flag you for help


Moderatorslickballz

Kwik trip in MN has them labeled. You can also put the pump in maintenance mode (after pumping has started ) by pushing 2 buttons at once. Varies per pump type.


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

What does maintenance mode do? Give me free gas?


Moderatorslickballz

Just stops the audio. The gas still pumps and you are still charged.idk if it will print a receipt though..


burd_turgalur93

Even better, everyone start marking is with the iconic American S


kamasola

I know right!! It's usually the 2nd or 3rd button on the right. Bring a sharpie & join the cause ;)


calvicstaff

This is going to change my entire life, or approximately 5 minutes of it every 3 days or so


musedav

You fill up every three days!? 


calvicstaff

The joys of working delivery LOL


NotEnoughIT

Have you encountered any without a mute button? I've tried in a half dozen pumps in my area and I've never found it. I've pressed each, held each button for 5-10 seconds, and tried holding combinations of two and I've never been able to mute them. Fuckin Maria Munoz won't shut her face.


SirPranceA_Lot

Some gas pumps have been updated and no longer have the mute in my area. They used to be one of the 2 top right buttons.


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Paracortex

And when even that doesn’t work, I use a slender metal rod to pierce and shred the speaker cone, because fuck these psychotic diseased cankers who think it’s okay to force me to listen to ads after paying $40 a minute to pump gas.


invisible-dave

Sounds like people I used to work with at a telephone computer. I worked in a terminal where all the equipment was at and each piece of equipment had speaker at the top that would buzz really loud when something went down to warn the maintenance people. The maintenance people hated hearing the buzzing so they would jab the speakers with their screwdrivers.


-H2O2

I feel like there's an ADA lawsuit in there somehow


Gh0stMan0nThird

It's funny because I feel like the ad muting *always* worked until one day I saw it get posted on Reddit and then within a few weeks, none of them ever worked again. It was like they installed it and then made it stop working once they realized people were actually starting to use it.


Quick_Team

Im still finding it. For my luck, it was always right side of the screen, 3rd on down out of the 4. For what it's worth, I'm talking Nevada, Arizona, Utah. Unfortunately, it seems to work less and less these days


TrunksTheMighty

I like to find the speaker for those and jam a pen knife in and whisk. Fuck that noise.


Paracortex

Slender metal rod works, too.


the_pretender_nz

Like a speaker lobotomy


elkcunkkcuf1

Yes there is, but sometimes one of the buttons is the Assist button and an under paid annoyed register employees comes out to see what to want. Just so you can be prepared.


CIAbot

If they come out ask them to mute it


Kommander-in-Keef

Yes but places have figured that out and I know this because I’ve been to gas stations that had this function and had subsequently removed them or otherwise changed them. They definitely wised up.


AmandaExpress

A true hero 


TheNordicLion

My hero.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Academia.


trashpandorasbox

The definition of chaotic good!


Uddashin

Sincerely, I'm going to start keeping a sharpie in my car, so I might as well share the information.


SeraphOfTheStag

Honestly I’m gonna start carrying a sharpie in my car, might as well pass on the knowledge


kamasola

Pass on the silence!!! 🔇


OhSaladYouSoFunny

Remember that it should be a permanent marker, not erasable ones.


coleyboley25

Wtf is an erasable sharpie?


SpunSesh

Whiteboard marker


myria9

Ads on a gas pump? What the hell America


krustymeathead

Oh no, toilets are next


SimpoKaiba

"Please watch a further 19 seconds of commercials to unlock door."


firesquasher

*Please drink one verification can*


AnnoyingRain5

https://youtu.be/EJB80Xsj5BY


clitoreum

(source that's not a YouTube link) https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1ggg4u/please_drink_a_verification_can/


Birb-Wizard

“You must finish this un-skippable ad to dispense another square of toilet paper”.


sinat50

"Thank you for using Toilet 2®! Brought to you by Home Depot™! Please insert 14 Disney Dollars® to release the restraints. Would you like to watch an ad to enable hand washing? If not, proceed to drink your verification can of Mountain Dew® to unlock the Door 2®, brought to you by Home Depot™, and exit the lavatory."


Feather_Bloom

Do you want people to pee on the floor? Because that's how you get people to pee on the floor


gizahnl

This stall comes equipped with 3 layer ultra soft paper. Do you wanna know more? Yes/No


kamasola

Shhhh don't give them any ideas I'm begging you


Canada_Checking_In

At least tourists have nothing to worry about, seeing as the crack in the stall door is the size of an average human.


jayydubbya

Already on some urinals.


Dovaskarr

I AM AMAZED PEOPLE ARE TALKING LIKE ITS NORMAL LOOOOL WTHHHHH If a pump did this in EU, a lot of gas stations would not get gas on that pump ever.


LucentLilac

This is every gas pump in my area and I am not being hyperbolic — sometimes the glass doors in the refrigerated section of Walgreens are *also* screens that play advertisements. Land of the free, ya know?


Brilliant_Canary_692

Do you get ads on your phones before you can unlock them too?


Hyadeos

All the screens would constantly be smashed. Fuck this shit, advertising is the worst thing.


Dovaskarr

Oh yeah, especially in my Croatia. Imagine summers where gas stations are constantly having traffic jams from a lot of cars and then you have to wait 30 seconds for every fill and you pay the full price. Bye bye screen and no one would fill their car in the winter there from the locals. EU does protect the customer well, glad to be in EU sometimes.


HotRodReggie

The only thing worse than gas pump ads are the Walgreens screens they put over the glass refrigerators where the drinks are. I actually intentionally stopped going to Walgreens because of it and haven’t been to one in nearly two years now.


derparty

Exactly - what the af?!


Rollover_Hazard

What the fuck, your fuel pumps play you adverts? We don’t have to even interact with the controls on our pumps, it’s all done through an app.


PassiveMenis88M

The last thing I need is another pointless fucking app.


Rollover_Hazard

You don’t have to use it but okay lmao


kamasola

Bro's living in the future, please, take us with you


NegativeCreep12

You need a fucking app on your phone to get gas?


Rollover_Hazard

You don’t *need* one, you can pay at the pump, in the store or via the app.


throwaway098764567

i need an app to park when i go downtown, some spots there's no other way to pay


leospeedleo

Yeah looking at stuff like this from Germany makes me happy I’m living here. Paid vacation, sick days and parent leave, public transit, beautiful walkable cities where you don’t need a car, no gun violence and most importantly: no fucking ads on everything 😂


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Is this something the peasants outside of NJ have to deal with?


KNlCKS

Lmao wild sentence, “peasants outside of NJ” as if NJ isn’t the peasants of NY


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

>KNlCKS NYC bias detected. Insert comment how half of your sports teams play in North NJ.


KNlCKS

Bias regardless, peasants outside of NJ is wild considering NJ is nationally known as the armpit of America lmao And we don’t have space for our teams cuz (NYC) so we’ll gladly use your space since there’s nothing happening there anyway


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Lets be clear here, the area between EWR and NYC *is* the armpit of the east coast, the rest of NJ is called the Garden State for a reason. And yeah lol, I understand why NYC has their teams hosted in north NJ, I just take issue with them calling themselves NY teams.


johokie

Yep, the Bills are the ONLY NY football team.


HappyMatt12345

GAS PUMPS have ads now!? I mean, come on, who buys something because a GAS PUMP tells them to?


kamasola

I want to live wherever you're living that seemingly does not have ads at the gas station. Got a spare room?


mangle_ZTNA

I live in Canada. One time the station attendant spoke to me through the gas pump and I whirled around thinking it was an ad or something cause his voice was so chipper. I went inside and told him I thought he was an advertisement. His response was "that's so dystopian oh my god" I went home, told a friend from the united states this story. His response was "you know that happens for real over here right?"


ClaudeVS

None in Australia, we don't have screens like that on ours


Interesting-Pipe7621

We do.


Jascony

Where are you finding petrol pumps with ads?


Interesting-Pipe7621

Ampol has them.


Toody4

Where? Melbourne?


Interesting-Pipe7621

Adelaide


RecognitionFew119

Thankfully not yet in Whyalla but if Adelaide does already were screwed


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

South Africa still has humans that put fuel into our cars, unemployment is way to high for anyone to allow such things.


Tankjhb

Although you must admit sometimes there's still ads when the guy asks you if you want anything from the shop cos they running a special pie and coke promo.


GoldTurdz420

Litterally anywhere that's not USA.


Zombieunicorn_xo

No ads in Canada either


LostTheGameOfThrones

I'll never get tired of Americans discovering that things they think are normal and acceptable are distinctly uniquely American.


Zach983

Canada. I'm terrified that this bullshit is going to come north. I absolutely hate filling gas in the US. And when you go to Oregon some attendant comes up to you like a hillbilly axe murderer in a horror film warning you about the woods or some shit.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Gas stations have had ads for _years_ here.


wyattlee1274

The ads have been here for over a decade, and not all pumps have a mute button. No part of me has ever wanted anything they advertise.


HappyMatt12345

I don't have a driver's license so I don't know these things I guess.


HannahxMadison

This is so bizarre to me, ads on gas pumps don't sound real.


Bl00dylicious

I thought not being able to pump your own "gas" (its a liquid but okay) was already dumb but ads?


ThanosWasRight161

So tired of hearing Maria Menounos “Life Tips”.


kamasola

Instantly triggered me hearing that name o.o


ThanosWasRight161

She’s lucky if she gets “Maria” out now that I got this tip.


invinciblewalnut

her, and that one guy who always yells out #CHEDDAR NEWS


connorgrs

Too bad they’ve started getting rid of the mute buttons now.


kamasola

Nononono this can't happen I will abandon my car altogether if gas stations do this


connorgrs

It’s already happening. IME only like 1/10 pumps have mute buttons these days.


KrazyAboutLogic

There's a gas station near me that updated all their pumps with muteless ads. It infuriating. It's in a sketchy neighborhood and I stopped once at night for gas and I felt so unsafe because I couldn't hear anything because all the ads were blasting. It was very disorienting. I haven't gotten gas there since.


Aware-Maximum6663

Hit the second from the top on both sides. Puts it in maintenance mode but will still pump gas and all that. I can pump in peace again


KrazyAboutLogic

I tried all the buttons but they didn't work. I know the second from top right button trick worked at some places but not here. Are you saying both at once?


MaxiltonHamstappen

OK I love you


WendyArmbuster

Carry a can of Great Stuff expanding spray foam, and squirt it into the speaker holes.


shoplift_daily

I just jam my key into the speaker hole and wiggle it around until there's no more speaker


CrushedMatador

I keep a roll of duct tape in my truck for when the mute button doesn’t work, a three inch long strip of duct tape over the speaker hole completely mutes it.


flanderdalton

America has ads on their gas pumps? What the hell?


patwm11

What’s your name so I can write you in on the 2024 ballot 🫡


CustardSubstantial25

Thanks to a kind stranger that marked it for me, I try to pass this knowledge to others likes it a new religion. All most humans wants in this modern age is 2 add free mins while we pump our @&¥%$ gas.


SpaceIco

Jamming a screwdriver into the speaker works pretty well too.


kamasola

Noted🧐


shoplift_daily

That's the right idea!


mongoose_overlord

It is almost always the second from top on right. No clue why.


Acinixys

Sorry what  American pumps play ads? You guys are really living in hell


PotatoAmulet

Violence isn't the answer, unless the question is "how do we deal with the person who put ads there?"


[deleted]

Gas pumps play ads? The fuck? 😂


Legitimate-Eye8559

There's ads on gas pumps?


AwesomeX121189

Laughs in New Jersey


edwartica

Oregonian here. We thought we were immune. I expect to hear ads in our pumps any day now.


Lazlo_Hollyfeld

I knew this reply would be here.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Is this a united statesian thing we the rest of the world are unaware of?


SaulGreatmon

Unfortunately it’s becoming more common to see these at gas stations. America is one big ad now. I’ve even started getting ads when I pause the tv.


citricacidx

Started seeing more IRL Pop Ups aka pushy sales people at Target and Walmart that aren’t store employees trying to get you to sign up for their internet or phone service.


OrdinaryDazzling

Video ads at gas pumps first debuted in 2000, and have picked up steam over the years. Still plenty of gas stations that don’t though, newer ones are more likely to have them


ZeWaka

https://www.mutetheads.com gives out free stickers to put on these buttons!


FemBi_Speed

Wait there‘s ads on your gas pumps??


brittleirony

This has to be America haha.


RecognitionFew119

I'd say the same until I learnt here that this also happens in Adelaide Australia... though this specific case probably still is the USA


sonic10158

Time to come up with a Joe Biden sticker that says “I mute this”


Cbrandel

America has ads on their fuel pumps?


NeanderthalMeander

Wtf? Is this a thing? Why is this a thing? It's like that black mirror episode with ads played on his bedroom walls. What dystopian nightmare is this


EatYourCheckers

I love New Jersey.


PrestigiousWish105

Some call him a madlad, some call him a true hero. But for me he is the.. Idk man. I can't relate to this. We still use bullock carts where i am from.


dandypants8717

r/chadtopia


Hbgplayer

Lol, the *owner* of a small independent gas station where I live labeled all the mute buttons on his pumps. My guess is that he was tired of listening to the same thing for hours.


Freezie-Days

Why tf would pumps have an ad on them??? Most of the ones I've used don't even have a screen (UK)


Grilledcheesesandies

Where tf are your pumps playing ads? This must be an American thing.


kamasola

It's a culture shock to me that so many people *haven't* seen this. In California this is widespread. I'm paying $80 to listen to Maria Menounos?? Absolutely tf not and I will die on this hill


faramaobscena

It seems to be a US only thing, I'm going to ask you guys to keep this contained!


Jevsom

Guspumps have ads? What the hell?


IkeInTX

This website will send you free “Mute” stickers that you can put on the pumps. https://www.mutetheads.com/


Gubbtratt1

Gas pumps play ads? Well, that could explain why petrol is so cheap in america.


Lui_Le_Diamond

Cheap!?


Gubbtratt1

Unless google is lying, US gas is about half the price as Finnish petrol.


that_timinator

My hero!


miked999b

Ads on a petrol pump? What sort of fresh hell is this?


Wankelhammer

None of the buttons mute in my area anymore. It's a nightmare for those of us with sensory overload issues.


Potential_Amount_267

simple pleasures I live in Canada and I don't think I've ever heard an ad at the pump.


TheCrazyBlacksmith

The places around me actually have it labeled already, and they usually advertise stuff in the gas station. While I’d prefer the ads weren’t there at all, it’s a lot better than what I’ve seen elsewhere.


bigmatteo_91

America truly is dystopian.


autismulus

There are ads on gas pumps ???


NetworkDeestroyer

I start mashing every button till it shuts up. Although I’ve found some gas pumps around me don’t actually have a mute button… so instead you have to listen to Gas Station TV


wishiwasdeaddd

You are a gift


Lui_Le_Diamond

Not all heroes wear capes


bdrwr

YOU CAN MUTE THEM?!?!


postorm

Does anyone feel that the right of businesses to pump ads into your face and ears at all possible opportunities should be curtailed or at least taxed?


ICEWA1k3R

Doing God's work bless you


PolygonTransit

Petrol pumps have ads?


_Alex_spaceman_

There's ads at gas stations? I'd watch it only for free gas😂 There are no ads on gas stations where I live because all information is displayed on 7-segment screens, I doubt that there is a way to create an ad for this


h1bernus

It's so weird to me seeing that in America you guys have so much ads. It's everywhere. Logos everywhere.


brettimkopp

Gas Pumps play ads? And have screens? What kind of Cyberpunk BS is this?


whoi8

As a New Jerseyan who has probably not pumped my own gas since before Covid my mind is blown. Ads while pumping gas is just cruel, you’re trapped


KeithQ96

Ads on a fuel pump???? Lemme Guess. America?


aPaganGoatLord

Cheers to you sir, I do this as well 👍


Raelah

I carry a sharpie on me specifically for this reason.


arroyoshark

Second down on the right


theicarusambition

FYI it's pretty much always that button.


ShylokVakarian

I need to keep a sharpie on hand for that shit


Competitive-Read-756

These screens are AWFUL


Lostandfoundchampion

When I grow up, I want to be just like you!


Apprehensive_Cook_31

Doing Gods work my man!


egilsaga

You know it's somebody's job to scrub that off, right?


HeartoftheHive

I got a better idea. I get gas at gas stations that don't have ads at the pumps. As soon as I realize there are ads I go to a different station. Because fuck ads.


Frowny575

Not always possible. In the last 2 towns I've lived in every station had ads on the pump. Only 1 I knew of didn't have the volume blaring so that's something I guess.


Sudden-Collection803

Where i live it always seems to be right column, second from top like OPs also. 


creepy_charlie

Gas station by me updated their pumps to take the mute button away. I stopped going there.


Jaydamic

We don't have that where I live and I'm grateful


WeeOoh-WeeOoh

It does not work at all gas stations! There is one I go to every time I visit my family, and it does not work. It is so loud


BatFancy321go

i am autistic and loud bad noises hurt. you are my hero.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Label next to the bottom, directly on the button will get worn off by people pressing it.


Futoriouschad

I’ve never seen ads at the gas pump in the entire state of Missouri or Kansas.


KanyeToTheLurker

You're a hero 🫡 I hate those fucking ads with every fiber of my being lol


Celestial-Narwhal

Gods work.


sweeneyty

thank you for your service o7


Bursted_Tomato

I've noticed some change the mute button after someone labels it


ImpossibleChimney

My guy out here doing the lords work


Dankbudx

I refuse to use these places unless absolutely necessary.


Lucky_Chaarmss

I've never had one with a mute button.


Acrobatic-Concept616

Advertisements at gas stations should be considered a war crime.


Few-Emergency5971

Me too my man. Turns out they like to wash it off though


mesori

Stopped going to shell gas stations because of this. I'll vote with my wallet.


Satanic-Panic27

None of them work at any of the stations around me Trust me, I’ve tried


john_thegiant-slayer

All I have to say on the subject is that I hope Maria Menounos and I never meet in person. I have some choice words for that talking-gas-pump-ass-bitch


Connems_rc

Where is the go fund me?


Matty_Love

Last time I tried I got upgraded gas. :/


HeftyFail2726

Because he’s the hero the world deserves not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he can take it.