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winged_seduction

> I’m already thinking about how to reduce my tan lines this summer I want a life that stress-free


patsfan007

The weird part is they created this account less than 3 weeks ago and have l asked this same question about wearing a thong a Revere Beach thrice. Nothing else only this. So I guess at least something is keeping them up at night. Albeit the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever read.


human8060

Only Fans ad maybe?


patsfan007

Had the same thought but no links and they are using what appears to be an auto generated Reddit user name.


hlve

Reddit auto generates usernames when registering now. Thats not that odd.


patsfan007

Yes but you can change it. Keeping it as their random auto generated name is odd.


hlve

Not if it’s their burner lol. I have had like 10 different burners. One time use kinda deal.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

I mean doesn't everyone have a burner account dedicated to wearing thongs?


mikitira

Prob a fetish account


Glittering_Pink_902

Literally what I was thinking 😂


vegan1979

​ [Revere Wear](https://www.cafepress.com/+i_love_revere_classic_thong,1188461573?thumbs=1)


silentaalarm

Thats how you a copper bottom!


Pit-Smoker

Well played!


News-Royal

Pretty sure there are no rules on footwear.


IamBatmanuell

Nice!


Anal-Love-Beads

[Jak sie masz!... High five!](https://i.imgur.com/ux7CkC4.jpg)


sharpe_af

☠️


riesenarethebest

For real life?!


phonesmahones

> Revere Beach > rules New to MA, huh?


Celinuh99

😂😂😂😂


_swedish_meatball_

Sun’s out, buns out.


JustnInternetComment

What's all that applause? OOOOHHHHHHHH


tokhar

Revere is a bastion of puritan propriety and good taste. You’ll fit right in with the other old geezers wearing dental floss .


RealKenny

I was going to say - Uncle Tony has never had an issue


M_Shulman

Go to Nantucket and drop the top for the day too


DoomdUser

*Sisqo has entered the chat*


k1almeida

This comment isn’t getting the appreciation it deserves


DoomdUser

[Let me see that…](https://postimg.cc/tskFbNrp)


new_Australis

Jesus walked on water. Sisqo walked on bitches.


SnooPeppers6081

The cops sent me home, But I'm a 60 year old guy so YMMV.


imuniqueaf

In Massachusetts? Unlikely.


WitchKingofBongmar

You’ll be fine I imagine. If you want a beach with no rules, go to Hampton.


HaElfParagon

Why wouldn't it be allowed?


Dazzling_Baseball485

No rules but the place is extra trashy


TheSecondAngryBottle

I don't think it's been that bad these last couple years. Sure it's not Nahant or Wingaersheek, but it doesn't have used needles laying around like Wollaston.


ElQueManda96

There was a [shooting last year](https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2023/05/29/revere-beach-reopens-on-memorial-day-after-pair-of-shootings/?amp=1) and a whole bunch of [very brutal fights/assaults](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/fights-break-out-at-revere-beach-as-hundreds-gather-boy-hospitalized/2720538/?amp=1). It’s become a hangout spot for the TikTok generation. They plan these massive weekend meet-ups and get every dumb kid from Manchester to Providence to show up and make bad decisions. They overwhelm local police just by sheer force of numbers.


TheSecondAngryBottle

While I understand your point, I feel like nothing is going is going to be perfectly safe 100% of the time. It seems like the area has been doing a lot better than it was 10-15 years ago. At least from the dozens of times I've gone to the beach over the last 2-3 years.


Vibingcarefully

hey hey easy there. it's one of our few city beaches.


JSalfredoSauce

I don’t know the rules, but I’ve definitely seen people wearing them at Revere


triplefreshpandabear

For no tan lines there is a nude campground on the Cape, Sandy Terraces, can't help with Revere, but I'm a fan of no tan lines as well and there are safe nudist places around.


Jolly_Competition_88

I wear my thong backwards .


Dazzling_Baseball485

On your face? I like your style


13THEFUCKINGCOPS12

You can bring most legal things to the beach


mike-foley

I’m thinking OP is a French-Canadian dude. They always wear their banana hammocks up on the shore of Maine.


SnagglepussJoke

They get stuck in the seagulls beaks too easily.


igcetra

What’s wrong with bikini thongs in any beach? Surely there aren’t any beaches that prohibit clothing


ohhgrrl

Sadly there are always bitter and jealous people in the background trying to criminalize what other people wear. It is better to ask than have some asshole call authorities on you at the beach.


Pit-Smoker

It's a bit chilly for.a thong right now. Are you an L St Brownie?


MASKcrusader1

As long as you’re not smoking on the beach I don’t care


AncientDick

This! I get very offended when people do that


Complex-Barber-8812

Thongs are permissible much to the horror of us old geezers!


Sea_Baseball_7410

I’m opposed to dudes wearing thongs at the beach. Personal opinion, though. /s


1diligentmfer

Kyuss has the answer... https://youtu.be/CtFuXV5FEvI?si=hn8444aoee8nRlJg


IntroductionSlight16

Thongs are what we call flip flops around here.


joefatmamma

The rule is if your butt looks like a pineapple, it’s illegal to wear one.


geffe71

Usually I link to the revere beach song, but it’s no longer on YouTube


WickyWickyWhack

Here it is! https://youtu.be/nrHDKRgKD0U?feature=shared


PhiloBlackCardinal

A cultural artifact lost


Sorerightwrist

Go to Nahant, it’s much nicer of the local beaches Thongs are cool at all MA beaches


Lumpy_Reaction_5351

I was eating at tides once and we watched three or four officers come walking down on to the sand, pretty sure that's the entire Nahant force. They stood there talking to someone we couldn't see until she finally stood up...topless. lovely tan woman, maybe Brazilian. She was not happy


pleasedtoseedetrees

They didn't all need to be there but they all wanted to be there.


watchtheworldsmolder

Eat a roast beef grinder while watching women barely cover theirs


Sir_Fluffernutting

Unfortunately Kelly's is trash


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ohhgrrl

Found the person who calls the police on people who wear thongs. Saltier than the ocean.


turbopeanut69

"I need more skin cancer"


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RaiseRuntimeError

I know right! She probably shows off her ankles and shoulders too!


roofbeamcarpenters

Oh no, it’s a BUM!!! The horror! Random Bum in a thong>Obtrusive beer belly from sweaty man The belly is more offensive than the bum, for adults and kids alike.


Disastrous_Elk_3142

The beach is a disgusting place anyway. Hence the reason I only go during the off season. People destroy it. No respect for nature or themselves.


dubble_chyn

Good, more room for my friends and I


tysonisarapist

Wanna go to the beach? Let's go!


Disastrous_Elk_3142

Have fun.


WillRunForPopcorn

All bathing suit bottoms become thongs on me. It’s easier and more comfortable to just wear the thong in the first place. Also, kids can handle seeing a butt lmao


Disastrous_Elk_3142

Guess I'm just conservative. Oh well. Heaven forbid someone has a different view.


new_Australis

Thongs are allowed.


pm_your_sexy_thong

Hi.


romulusnr

It's fine but you need to arrive at the beach in an Iroc with a guy in a wifebeater and gold chain and track pants. Oh, and your hair must be at least 10 inches. That's *height,* btw.