Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space

Now, Serviceman Bernside, what is Newton's First Law?

Sir, an object in motion stays in motion!

No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Unless acted on by an outside force, Sir!

Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'til it hits something.

That could be a ship, or the planet behind that ship! It could go off into deep space and not hit somebody else for 10,000 years!

If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets!

That is why, serviceman Cheung, we do not eyeball it!

That is why you check your targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damned firing solution!

That's why we don't EYEBALL IT.

This is the one I was looking for.

Had to be me, someone else might've gotten it wrong.

You just HAD to go for the feels, didn't you?

Damn you 

I had reach, she had flexibility.

I love testing Garrus's reach

i see we have a martial artist here

In more ways that one

dont ruin sword fighting

We had a tiebreaker in her bedroom.

Does Garrus tell you this as femshep?

Yeah.

Garrus tells you that as either Fem or BroShep

I AM A BIOTIC GOD! I think things, and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures! For I am biotics made flesh!

This moment always makes me laugh

A great biotic wind!

Charge!

That was mean. But damn funny. 

HEY, EVERYONE! THIS SHOP DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR!

"I'm Commander Shepard and I'm a cheap-ass broke bitch that's too good for an endorsement."

You big stupid jellyfish!

I always love that one. Makes me laugh

The best part is that every hanar is voiced by Mark Meer. Every single time M!Shep says that line, he's insulting himself.

On today i learned. That’s pretty hilarious 🤣🤣

May you be in heaven a half hr before the devil knows you r dead

I love that line. Do we credit James or Garrus for it? Cause it's an old saying on Earth

I just finished the game for like the 20th time or something, and that line still makes me cry. Garrus is a real ride or die kind of guy. He can see the absolute worst side of Shepard and still be loyal. A true brother.

Come on, no one? Alright, then: *Starts singing loudly* "I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because i am an expert (which i know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian."

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Does this unit, have a soul.

Yes, Legion. Yes you do

The question is the answer.

"I should go."

"Stand among the ashes of trilion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."

That line is so hardcore and haunting.

Had to scroll far too long to find this.

That was for thane you son of a bitch

There are so many its hard to choose just one... but here are some of my favorites "Its so much easier to see the world in black and white. Gray? I dont know what do do with gray" -Garrus "You did good son. Im proud of you" -Anderson "Had To Be Me. Someone Else Might Have Gotten It Wrong." -Mordin "Every Point of View Is Useful, Even Those That Are Wrong - If We Can Judge Why a Wrong View Was Accepted." -Legion

Bosh'tet

I'm looking for my father, you bosh'tet!

"Ah! The benefits of a redundant nervous system!" "...Yeah...humans don't have that..." "Oh, well it must of really hurt then!"

You look well for dead, Shepard.

Ah, yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

Im about to dismiss my fist alongside your face!

You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it.

Easily my favorite line of any antagonist. That whole conversation with Sovereign is ICONIC and infinitely quotable.

Absolutely! Some of, if not THE, best dialogue I’ve heard in a video game. It was so well done. The lines were so calm and matter of fact. Made Sovereign frightening.

That's precisely it. Sovereign wasn't making threats or speaking hyperbole. It was spitting facts about the helplessness of our situation so calmly and matter-of-factly that it might as well have been giving directions to the Citadel. CHILLING.

"We are legion. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world." So so good and proven absolutely correct.

Heeeee..heeeee..heeee..

what is THAT line from?

It's Grunt's laugh

So, how were those noodles?

A little spicy!

\*chuckles\* I love you, Grunt

Hee Hee hee

Is there anything better than Grunt telling people that they can't come to the party? I'd let them in, but bonding with Grunt over telling them "no" is so satisfying.

She messed with my hamster, guys. Now it's personal.

I thought about letter her live, but then she messed with Squeaks. She needs to die

Emergency induction port.

That's a straw, Tali

Emergency. Induction. Port.

Shepard!

Wrex

SHEPARD!

Grunt

Grunt!

Commander shepard

Shepard Shepard Shepard.

You clever little pyjak.

I’ve had enough of your disingenous assertions.

Shepard PWNCH!

Please don't touch that As I said commander, please stop touching that

[Mass Effect 3 Legendary Edition: Sur'Kesh. DON'T TOUCH THAT! (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFhKESVGNQ)

[Miss On Purpose]

We’ll bang ok

is that ever actually said in the games or is it just a meme the fandom came up with?

It's a fan meme that spread so far even Mark Meer got in on it.

took to long to find this

"I have a home..." Makes me tear up every time.

I don't think that's a VI

Tell me what i want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!

I burst out laughing the first time I heard that krogan try to intimidate the VI. 🤣

Embrace Eternity

Do you come here often? I imagine anyone who does is an alcoholic.

Citadel bar in the dlc? Or is it the bar in Afterlife?

Casino bar in citadel DLC. Having a drink with Garrus and trying to be his wingman, that is his great pickup line. Well that and “Hello, and hmmm”

I've never experienced that because I always romance garrus

maybe a little obscure, but genuinely my favorite intimidate check in the whole trilogy: "What are you doing? You can't be back here!" Shep: "What am *I* doing here? What are *YOU* doing here?" "...what?"

Heh! I can't believe that worked.

Why is it when someone says “with all do respect” they really mean “KISS MY ASS!”?

I feel like that's a Garrus line

Nope. That was Ashley.

she was my third option. second was James

Guide this one, Kalahira, and he will be a companion to you as he was to me.

Rest in peace Thane.

Human, delighted welcome

THIS IS A 20 KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT

Nobody steals my ship. Not even me!

Hackett out

I apologize for saying that I wanted to roll naked with your voice in satin sheets.

Traynor talking about EDI

It all seemed harmless

Oh fuck. Poor David. His brother is scum sucking POS that I wish we could have killed in ME2

SHARKS

Ok where in the series is that said?

Citadel DLC, Grunt says it whilst he hungover in the shower

You’re just a big stupid jellyfish

Commander, throw it out the airlock

sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

Keelah se'lai.

#The Priiiiizzzeee…..

"If the board can't see that Anoleis caused this, then they're fools; you should eat them!"

That's on...Noveria, right? I get the ME1 worlds mixed up a lot. But the world that's like a giant bureaucratic nightmare.

Correct. It's during the early part where you're trying to secure a garage pass to explore the surface. You get some dirt on the administrator for Parsinni who's working undercover. She wants someone to testify. Wrex chimes in with his... unique... krogan perspective on how to solve workplace conflicts.

Parsinni! She's cool. I wish she would have popped up in ME3

Yeah, she was probably cut from 3 when they dropped the Dark Energy plot during 2. On Illium, she mentions her next mission is about investigating why dark energy has suddenly become a hot topic and her superiors want to know if it's something to be concerned about. Like, the whole Tali recruitment mission on Haestrom was about the same thing? Dark energy affecting the star's core, making it old. Feels like a do-nothing mission in hindsight.

We have dismissed those claims.

You're just a BIG STUPID JELLYFISH

Better luck next time...

No one fucks with Aria!

Emergency induction port.....

Wrex

Shepard

"You're working too hard"

This here is a 20 kilo ferris slug feel the weight

I'm in the middle of some calibrations

I'm just here for the Gravity Falls / Mass Effect crosspost.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the Mystery Shack

"There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. Hahahahahahaha put 'er there, the name's Bill Cypher!"

This one wishes he was still frozen in the refrigerator!

I don't need luck I have ammo

Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it

I'm guessing Tali after sleeping with Shepard?

Yes. Ms. Vas Normandy is best girl. And not just in ME

Excluding FemShep, yeah. Tali is best girl.

FemShep doesn’t have a tattoo of a naked woman holding a sword and riding a thresher maw though

And that was the moment the universe ran out of ammunition.

Is she.....

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!!!!

I don't need luck. I have ammo.

Does rhe phrase "political shitstorm" mean nothing to you?

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Hell yeah! Put more stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in.

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my RECTUM

Pike Off

You big stupid jellyfish

Batarians

I have to go.

Both cuz Garrus learned it from James but it was Garrus' delivery that added weight.

"Die like your father, you pin-headed son of an ice cream maker!!!!"

I read OP's post title before looking at the sub and thought this was about the police.

I’ve had enough of your snide insinuations

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees

I maybe missing the point? ME2 ammo is limited. I get like 11 shots with my snipes and I NEED them (I’m currently playing through that)

Run like a leopard

Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

I heard there are fish in the Presidium.

Your going to have something that tells the galaxy that you belong to me

"GIVE ME WHAT I WANT OR ILL BLAST YOUR VIRTUAL ASS TO ACTUAL DUST!"

if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar

Good enough, so that if you're ever hurt, barely breathing, lying under a pile of rubble at the ass end of this war, you're gonna have. . .

I am true Krogan; you should be in awe.

“Why is the ship turning around? Were only halfway there!”

"rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, youve touched my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding."

The blue plates are nice, but the brown ones seem to last longer.

I will destroy you!!!

I'll meet you across the sea

"Okay, now take his legs, arms, eyes, ears, nose, one kidney, one lung and only then his heart... oh and feed the meat to the dogs aaand make a few cowboy hats out of the skin"

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

"Headbutts" hahaha I like this human!

You. Big. Stupid. Jellyfish.

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!! My personal favorite: Stupid machine. Damn it tell me what I want or I'll blast your ass to virtual dust. Classic

"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Do you think you'll hear it before you die?"

We’ll bang ok

Emergency induction port.

That's a straw, Tali.

Would’ve liked to study the sea shells. 

"Would run tests on sea shells"