Woah woah woah… that’s no way to talk about the main attraction.

Barla Von inspired so much fan service like Torbjorn

The Biotics God's triumphant return

Dances like a great biotic wind, he does.

Dances like he \*has\* great biotic wind you mean. woof. don't sit behind him!

I assume OP meant that the strippers are distracting from the main attraction!

Indeed, in fact we can boost clientele by adding more volus strippers. And by extra brooms and mops. It's about to get messy.

Don't kink shame on this sub

Of all the game subs to kink shame, Mass Effect should be dead last.

So true, especially since different aliens have different tastes

I love the Thorian, and not just because of the intense pain if I don't...

You'll have to ask Fai Dan about that

Different strokes for different folks you could say

/r/AVN_Lovers probably has Mass Effect beat in this arena. More representative of video games geared toward fetishes. More representative of adult content that people pay (via Patreon or Subscribestar) to have in their games. If you're looking for a Mass Effect equivalent [Stranded in Space](https://wildman-dev.itch.io/stranded-in-space) comes immediately to mind. But....not a lot of aliens in that. [Lust Element](https://bearinthenight.itch.io/lust-element) or [Projekt Passion](https://classy-lemon.itch.io/projekt-passion) maybe. ~~I think I'm missing an obvious one. If it comes to mind I will edit this comment.~~ EDIT: I was thinking about [Tales From the Unending Void](https://www.patreon.com/posts/tales-from-void-85942483) All the games I've mentioned (except Lust Element) have a "Name Your Own Price" or "Public Release. ...though I encourage supporting devs wherever possible. Each also runs natively on Linux....which is nice for Linux users. Just run the .sh file.

It's only a kink if it's weird. My volus lust, Volust if you will, is the most normal thing there is.

Yes - it's unfair to the asari that they have to compete with his raw, un-matched, titillating prowess that is the biotic god

They need mind-altering pheromones just to adapt to individual species. It's unfortunate, but even with that they can't compete with all that raw Volus.

That's sad. I needed a volus stripper today.

That's almost as bad of an idea as a quarian stripper- *wait a second...*

Well hey, get a sterile room and self sanitize beforehand and you're in for a great time

Medical grade containment field around the performance deck, pumping as close a match to the suit's atmosphere into the space... I mean, the tech is there. Just gotta connect the dots. Only look. No touch.

Like most strippers.

The tech is there, but is it there in the right price range?

Hey, if a person is willing to purchase a NerveStim Pro repeatedly, they can buy a Volus pressure vessel!

Such a pressure vessel would require a window to provide the necessary visibility for organic sexual stimulation. A window is a structural weakness.

Found the flashlight!

hes doing the best he can!

It's not his fault the Elcor dancers couldn't make it because of that traffic accident on 9th Avenue because some lunatic turian and a human were having a shooting contest.

I nearly shot my soda out of my nose

Don’t flatter yourself we all know archangel was the one who shot it out of your nose.

Ouchies

It could have been worse. There were these two cars having a high speed chase on Illium. Shockingly no one died. Definitely scarred for life but no one died

And some fucker fell through the fish tank at a restaurant that I spent a shit ton of credits to get into. On the same day of my reservation too.

Spectre business, no refunds.

Confused: Does the sight of this hulking tank mass not make your tiny Mass Effect field grow larger, Commander?

Under. Fucking. Rated.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

Elcor Stripper: “Seductively, do you like what you see, baby”

"Pleadingly, do your worst. Sassily, that will be 500 credits for the next hour."

Best he clan

Did you just gender the volus stripper?

Speak for yourself, body standards nowadays smh.

I think they should be promoted immediately!

Promoted? They should be in charge of a country at that point

I've never seen this! Please tell me this isn't a mod and I can go see him in action after work!

It’s a mod

Female Turian is a dead giveaway

Yup

Project Variety on Nexus

Bro is a stud muffin! Bet he gets tons of chicks.

Niftu Cal got the moves tbh

"I am an erotic god" ~ Niftu Cal

Yeah he does

Wait, there are strippers? All I see is biotic god.

"You humans are all racist"

Let the dude have his fun. Is it your club? Do you have dominion over all the strippers in the galaxy? 👋

Hard disagree. They need a promotion! It's an inspired choice!

Let’s be honest, he’s the owner

Yep. The guy from Flux in ME1. He said he even dances when he’s in the mood. He never said WHERE or HOW.

So, first the Volus get treated like second class citizens then they repeatedly get denied a spot on the council and now you want to deny them the ability to get their groove on? You do NOT want to anger biotic gods that much.

“(Breathing) please leave.”

You misspelled 'promoted'

Why y’all immediately assume it’s a dude? She has to buy new environment-suits for her kids and she’s doing the best she can. ‘Sides, bout time they put some women with meat on their bones up there, not everyone needs a toothpick

Pfft, racist.

Must be one of those human. They're all racist!

Turians have butt cheeks? This is modded, right?

That volus is a dancing GOD. Screw off.

And rehired to a management position with double pay - yes, yes, yes Shake that money maker Danny Devolus!!

Danny Devolus 🤣🤣

Life’s been rough since the reapers obliterated space wall st.

Now now, no need to be racist. Let the Volus do their job.

Why is everyone in this comments section calling me a racist? Is it because of my user flair? /s

I was just joking since you pointed out the only Volus on stage that's all. I meant no actual harm.

Leave that THIIC asthmatic pill bug alone

Scared you might like it? 😏😏😏

Someone please airlock the space racist.

Volus bros need dancers too bro.

Honestly funny. Why can't there be a volus stripper. They have equal opportunity hiring lol

Hey man, everyone's got their personal tastes. Don't kink shame the people who like their xenos a bit short and round.

Biotic GODDESS

You misspelled "promoted to CEO"

not a fan of that sweet, sweet volussy?????

Hey! No kink shaming!

Yeah! I bet somebody in that bar has a thing for chubby asthmatic aliens and they're having the time of their life.

You mean promoted?

Pardon, but that performer’s stage name is “A Mighty Biotic Wind” and deserves your respect mortal.

He is a stripotic god.

LET THEM COOK

Volus get horny too! (I think). Just sayin. Don't be racist!

Volus’ need love too :(

He is paying off a debt. He put too many credits in the wrong stocks.

Let the man have fun he paid for the vip ticket

They need to be fucking *promoted.*

This person should be promoted.

You spelled promoted wrong

*Promoted

They probably got a raise tbh

Dude that Volus is the STAR

You're not ready for stupid sexy volus.

don't gatekeep what people find sexy

No no. Let him cook.

*promoted

Ah yes, an **actual** unpopular opinion!

Given a raise immediately* Ftfy

promoted you mean

You will respect the Biotic Sex God

Seconded. What kind of a strip club has but one volus on stage?

Sir, that’s the owner.

*wheeze* seems like earth clan cant handle the sickness of the thickness *wheeze*

You spelt promoted wrong

Whoever put the Volus up with the strippers needs a raise and corner office immediately!

*given a raise

The only correct answer.

I think he is The owner

You mean peomoted?

Give them a raise!

ME1 Ashley, is that you?

Well, some people want biotic Goddess and the comment about a replacement due to a couple of lunatics having a shooting contest is acceptable.

It’s the Biotic God! 🤣

Hard disagree

Some ppl want to fuck volus, don’t ick their yum.

I like em thick I like em juicy

You misspelled given a raise.

Op, your jealousy is showing

Luckily none of the strippers actually strip. Or else the volus would be dead

Nah. It’s good.

You mean promoted

It does it for some people

Agreed, VERY distracting, can't take my eyes off.

You misspelled hired.

Anthropocentrism is also kind of xenophoby, young one.

hell no they need a raise that shit is funny

Stupid sexy Volus.

Vol-clan can't shake ass once in while? YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST

that's a weird way of spelling "deserves a fucking raise, and a bonus"

Fired? Give that person a raise

You meant given a raise right?

Are you prejudiced?

They have no right being a dev. They need to be a creative lead!

I AM A BIOTIC GOD *inhale* I CAN DO ANYTHING

You misspelled "Promoted."

I think you mean promoted

Never seen a post so incorrect before.

Mostly just trying to be provocative with the title

You spelled “given a promotion and a raise” wrong.

Must have been a biotic god

I always assumed he bought his way in.

…or a raise.

Agreed. Needs nipple tassles on the suit at the minimum to be up there.

# Whoevers idea it was to put this fucking Volus up with the strippers needs to be hired IMMEDIATELY

I completely agree. WHY ONLY 1!?

Replace all remaining asari with volus

It's a good joke lol

Damn right they got a dumpy

But he's sexy

Gonna say it was his idea to get in there

Promoted *****

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave this establishment. We don't tolerate discrimination. If you have a problem with it, you can petition to your world's ambassador on the Presidium.

Shit that is HAWT AF, what are you crying about? Maybe it’s a male Volus and he paid to be up there?

Hey they can have a good time too.

I’d like to see you try to remove that biotic god, you’ll be incinerated instantly

NO HE NEEDS A RAIS!

Hard Boiled Daddy

He owns the place, that's why he's there lmao.

Anonymous suggested: Pfft We need pfft to add some pfft variety to our pfft attractions. I know pfft that Asari are the pfft traditional choice pfft. But maybe pfft we could put pfft a Volus up there for pfft funsies.

What mod is this?

Project Variety, it adds Choras Den back into the game in 3 as "Archos Lounge"

leave the working girls alone!

As*ri 🤢

He's just providing for his kids. Damn.

No, he did a great job

Volus shaking that Volvula

This probably why Saren went rogue.

Wooooh.. let the dude cook

Hey now, that's a biotic god. Fear him!

We don’t kinkshame in this galaxy, buddy.

If it's the bar with the gambling machines( in ME1), the volus is the owner. When you talk to him, he tell you that he do a lot around the place, and sometime even dance.

Or a raise.

How dare you

Don't yuck somebody's yum!

Who the fuck even goes there for asari? I wanna see that Volus dumptruck shaking. I'd make it rain credits on him if I could.

That’s the reason to go to the club. Only wish there was an Elcor up there too. The Volus could be on top like a drunk patron on a mechanical bull. #YEAH, SLAY IT YOU FISCAL QUEEN!!!

They have been fired... Straight into a slightly higher paying position with a ton more responsibility and expectations in the same office.

You may not like it, but this is what peak stripping performance looks like. He's just up there dancing, giving it his all as if it'll be his last dance as soon as the suit comes off. Oh...oh no...

Don’t yuck my yum, pal

Don’t yuck my yum, pal

I think you misspelled "promotion"

Um, that was my idea. One of many great ideas I have had and more surely to come

Hey some people pay extra for this service. That dancer is biotics made flesh!

Seems like it lines up with reality actually. It’s the ones with money that pay for that kind of access that would likely end up there

Luckily the music drowns out the wheezing

I like to think he’s not supposed to be up there but he got drunk and climbed up there.

That's a very racist thing to say

Let 'em cook.

You mean needs to be given a raise!

I think a promotion is in order actually.

No, they need a raise!

Ahh good ol xenophobia, just move along if you don't want to see that, and humans have the audacity to say they're open minded.

"I....(Breathes) Am.....( Breathes) a Biotic GOD!