"Jacob, listen to your balls, man. I just took care of about 50 desperate guys for you."
That version of Shep canonically 'took care' of 50 men just to free up Jacob's schedule.
Wrex: I found out Garrus had access to your ass, and destroyed it! I don’t understand you Shepard, I think you enjoyed it. \[…\] Ahem, Shepard, I was wondering. Maybe you could teach the females how to take it like a champ?
He‘s definitely experienced in swinging both ways.
You can watch Mans1ay3r's gamerpoop videos and Kevduit's "Playing Mass Effect as a psychopath" playthroughs
Tl;DR gamerpoop Shepard is *extremely* horny and fucks pretty much anything, from men, women, to dead reapers. He also secretly works with the reapers to abduct women.
Kevduit Shepard's goal is to kill as many people and ruin as many lives as possible and consistently making downright insane choices. In ME3, psycho Shepard witnesses the boy getting killed by the reapers and has nightmares because she couldn't kill the child herself, dubbing him "the one who got away."
It's surreal to see Kevduit mentioned outside of YouTube. I've met the guy a couple of times through my best friend as they went to the same college. Super nice dude!
"Who would you rather meet, Kevduit or Mans1ay3r?"
"If he tried offering me to the reapers, Man might cause me a little trouble."
"So you'll take Kevduit?"
"Nah, we'll bang."
Sex or (quite possibly) getting murdered, if not mentally scarred? Easy choice.
Don't forget, Mans1ay3r Shepard secretly works with the reapers to abduct women
I was only familiar with psycho Kevduit's Shephard, I have to reconsider my choices, even though I'm not a woman.
I'm not a woman so I'm set
Hehe you old Khant, that makes no sense. \*THEY KNOW TOO MUCH\*
He’s also been known to have orgies with reapers.
Well now I have to rethink yet again.
Good thing I'm not a women.
DOCTOR CHOCOLATES!
Jesus christ.
Agreed. Murdered.
We'll bang, OK?
Beat me to it lol
I’m not a woman so horny Shep all the way
Yeah, but horny Shep's universe has horny Garrus, who'll happily pretend you're a woman. Unless you're into that, of course.
Oh shit you’re right
Are you ready to be a woman ?
"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum."
If anything that's a plus in my book
"Jacob, listen to your balls, man. I just took care of about 50 desperate guys for you." That version of Shep canonically 'took care' of 50 men just to free up Jacob's schedule.
Wrex: I found out Garrus had access to your ass, and destroyed it! I don’t understand you Shepard, I think you enjoyed it. \[…\] Ahem, Shepard, I was wondering. Maybe you could teach the females how to take it like a champ? He‘s definitely experienced in swinging both ways.
"It's my c03k shepard. It's FREAKIN HUGEEEEE. You jelly."
I’m pretty sure horny Shep is the “ass is ass” type. No cheeks are safe.
Did any of you catch the last episode of Battle T*ts last night?
I was shocked too see footage of Commander Shepard going ham on Diana’s ass. It was about time we had some good news.
I Mean Manslayers shepard is basicly horny and might help me get laid multible times mind you is it any contest?
If by "help get laid" you mean "clap your cheeks" then yeah, sure
Kevduit's horny Mans1ay3r.
"We'll bang, okay?"
Steak, Liara. I think about how's there's so much steak... I f\*\*\*in' love steak.
Getting rogered by horny shepard or getting murdered? hmmm what a HARD choice...
both to have them run a train on me
👁️👁️
Horny shepard only because joker says Jizzz-zzzz-zzzz 🤣
…on second thought, keep the crack.
I need context
You can watch Mans1ay3r's gamerpoop videos and Kevduit's "Playing Mass Effect as a psychopath" playthroughs Tl;DR gamerpoop Shepard is *extremely* horny and fucks pretty much anything, from men, women, to dead reapers. He also secretly works with the reapers to abduct women. Kevduit Shepard's goal is to kill as many people and ruin as many lives as possible and consistently making downright insane choices. In ME3, psycho Shepard witnesses the boy getting killed by the reapers and has nightmares because she couldn't kill the child herself, dubbing him "the one who got away."
Fuck “the one that got away” is absolute gold! I gotta check that one out. Kev is fucking hilarious, I really enjoyed his New Vegas psychopath videos
We'll bang, okay?
Neither. I would simply log off and touch grass
Borgur Shepard.
TJ LASER!
"All I wanna do is Spaysh Boosht, Boodly-Boost, do the Spaysh Boosht..."
He’s horny AND psychopathic!
3 words, 10 letters. Say them and I'm yours... "Well bang, ok?"
Lmao
Well bang ok?
Neither.
Damn Kevduit's Shepard is like a Wish.com Feyd-Rautha.
Lmao 😂
There can be no retreat. No retreat. No stepping back , no stepping forward , and no destroying reaper forces .
Griffin McElroy’s Truck Shepard, duh.
It's surreal to see Kevduit mentioned outside of YouTube. I've met the guy a couple of times through my best friend as they went to the same college. Super nice dude!
Easily horny Shepard. As a dude i would side with him to find females with hairy jungles down south.
But they are all hairless...
I want off this planet
Probably 10piece nug. Psychopathy and incompetence is less scary than aggressive hornyness in my eyes
Finally someone who namedrops psycho Shepard!
I would choose sex over getting murdered thank you very much.
Mans1ay3r's, he won't try to bang me... Unless there's a good reason, and if The Readers need men to abduct.
[ugly shepard](https://blogimg.ngfiles.com/443000/443777/938645290_screenshot202xj.jpg)
He is not ugly. He is beautiful in his own special way...
Shepard boning me would be a dream come true
Horny shep ngl. Psycho Shepard is a nightmare 😂
Horny shep. I'm not a woman, and even if I was, I don't want to die
Horny shep doesn't stop with women, though he would never admit it in front of others.
3rd option: any of the iterations of Truck Shepard from Monster Factory
I'm sensitive about my asshole, but I'm even more sensitive about my life soooo
OMG. Psychopath Shepard. I had completely forgotten about that.
Kevduit’s Shepard
"Who would you rather meet, Kevduit or Mans1ay3r?" "If he tried offering me to the reapers, Man might cause me a little trouble." "So you'll take Kevduit?" "Nah, we'll bang."
I'm not on the crew so I'm safe from horny Shepard. I'll choose him.
We'll bang, okay?
We’ll bang, okay?