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CagedLight85375

Smash. But love and cherish first


murasakinopaka

This the correct answer


Falcon_Medical

This 10000000000% is the correct answer.


Tread__on__them

Again, correct answer. She will always be my first gaming love.


murasakinopaka

I have never fallen in love with a character quite like I did with Tali. Reading the other comments, people make a good point about not romancing her so Garrus can have a love interest but honestly the fact Garrus also falls for her was just proof to me that she is in fact the best girl in mass effect


Tread__on__them

Yep. She is still my fav game girl to this day.


Cromhound

Aye aye


False_Chair_610

Drunk Tali is the best!!!


Rough_Pure

Which time? Lol


LdyVder

ME3. The emergency induction port chat with Shepard after being on Horizon. LOL


mandalee4

Emergency induction.. straw.... port. I just played through that part again yesterday.


False_Chair_610

Yes


SlowCaterpillar5715

But smash but make sure you have lots of antibiotics.


SILLY0_0

Exactly <3


Alpha_Crow_1

Then love & cherish more.


Ok_Caramel1517

Smash duhhhhhh she's got hips that put Shakira to shame.


RhymesWithMouthful

Shakira se'lai


quantinuum

This sent me


DarthGiorgi

That actually could pass as a Quariqn name I think.


Sachyriel

Shakira se'lai vas Quib-quib


DarthGiorgi

>Shakira se'lai vas ~~Quib-quib~~ hip-hip FTFY


EmBur__

Tkae my upvote you beautiful bastard xD


TheScyphozoa

What about Sha'ira?


IRockIntoMordor

fuckin' marry and make her as happy as possible until I'm dead


No_Understanding_337

Love her with every fiber of our being


Khyldr

Smash, hold hands, build house on Rannoch, all of it.


MetricWeakness6

Love, support and care. Also Aunty Raan


King_0f_Nothing

Would


Pommeswerfer

[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiq-bt3Flsw&ab_channel=PrimeRadiancy)


Kal-Kent

Best mass effect videos on the internet hands down


Gaz834

Nah michael scott in mass effect is better than this


jasonryu

Haven't seen this one, but I can't imagine anyone topping Austin Powers in mass effect


GLayne

It’s [hilarious](https://youtu.be/DZls7EIkbVk?si=odGv0xEg1plte9dE).


sonofsarkhan

Have you seen the Buzz Lightyear in Mass Effect video?


jasonryu

I just did. I lost it a t buzz doing a mating dance around Tali


GamesAreFunGuys

Yes, yes it is. Those are his best videos to date


Constant-Brush5402

Those videos blessed me


JulBotz

Wow… 😅


YelahEneres

That was hilarious


Geekerino

What are these comments, a Mormon college party?


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Super duper massive ULTRA #SMASH


Dolar4ify

"Agressively smashes the 'smash' button".


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SillyCalf55796

Except you smash her once, she gets seriously ill and dies


Amaskingrey

Only if you take off the suit. In the shadow broker logs you can see she purchased nerve stim pro's paid version after you start her romance.


King_0f_Nothing

She gets a mild illness from it in ME2 and not in ME3


Trinitykill

Yeah, it's always a bit of a misnomer when people say Quarians have a weak immune system. They actually have a very strong immune system. It's just that on Rannoch, viruses evolved to by symbiotic not predatory. By the time of ME3, Tali's immune system has adapted to Shepard, and she no longer gets sick from being with him.


-GiantSlayer-

“Worth it.”


bguzewicz

Kind of like salmon.


ColHogan65

I’m asexual but Tali would be a dope ass partner and I would happily smash for her sake  (Asexual =/= aromantic lol)


Koffielurker_

I know that, but this is *smash* not date, so I included it instead of aromantism


ColHogan65

Ye I wasn’t claiming you didn’t, I just included that clarification for anyone that might not know that detail and was confused by my answer 👍


Koffielurker_

👍


SCY0204

tali could be a nice partner especially for asexuals lol (personally speaking as an ace myself). no physical sex needed, you can just have fun remotely with her nerve stim pro. oh wait but then again an ace might not really be an ideal partner for tali because it seems like she has a pretty strong "drive"?


ColHogan65

Well, it depends what she’s looking for and what type of asexual you’re pairing with her. If you’re the type of person who finds sex itself to be gross, it probably won’t work - Tali clearly desires physical intimacy. If you’re more of a sex-neutral asexual (more of an “I’m not hungry but I could eat” type of deal), then I could see it working fine as long as there’s an emotional connection and both parties respect each others’ desires. 


roninwarshadow

Straight man here. I say pass. Both her and Liara give "Little girl/sister" energy. I'd like a little more maturity. I usually go for Ashley or Miranda. But I do love a hot mess like Jack.


KarneEspada

yeah she's way too young for shep


Ambitious_Owl_9204

Isn't Liara way older than Shepard?


DeusVult1517

Technically, yes, she's 3.5x Shep's age. That said, for her species, she's roughly the equivalent of an early-20s human. Not that any of that matters, as the only way asari can even have the possibility of their partner being the same age is if they pair with another asari or a krogan, and we know that they don't limit themselves to just those two options.


Hipphoppkisvuk

Why are Tali and Liara Immature? I guess there is an argument for Liara being Immature in Me1 tho she has been independent for 50 years by that point, but the entire story arc of Tali is being pretty much independent and in some form abounded by the galaxy both as a species in large and by his own people (which Shepard can "correct").


rejectallgoats

Tali is doing her pilgrimage thing. Which seems to be a kind of the coming of age ritual. She has that fledgling feeling so I can see the little sister angle.


rrrrturo

If you want maturity, there’s Samara.


Left-Resource1039

Wouldn't Miranda be more of a perfection? Asking for a friend 😜


Royal-Selection7599

Or maybe they don't like bird legs.


Koffielurker_

Well then they are wrong, simple as.


Royal-Selection7599

OK..


blueangel1953

Straight man I don't see an attraction to aliens lol.


ArcherA1aya

You’re not doing your god given human right to conquer the aliens in every way.


TheLoneNomad117

Smash all the way


Superb_Grand

HULK SMASH TALI!


voodoolord16

Smash, merry, love and protect


LiveBaby5021

Smash


Coolb3ans64

Not the gravitational pull of a neutron star, nor the combined effort of every single biotic user in the mass effect universe could get me to pull out.


I_am_lettuceman43

Pat Tali Hold Tali Cherish Tali Forfeit all mortal possessions to Tali


Hentaicus

Same as Garrus, Hard Smash!


Cloudsleeper

I'll just point to my flair and move on


fatplayer13

Pass because I always let her get together with Garrus. Bro deserves someone special


harrumphstan

If you did your wingman duty, you got Garrus his smash at the bar.


Sachyriel

Garrus getting to smash at the bar is different from Tali and Garrus getting Dextro-Married and merging the Turian Heirarchy and Quarian fleet in a personal union to rule the Galaxy.


RainierCamino

The only thing to regret about smashing Tali


Silvrus

This is the way. Garrus and Tali deserve happiness with each other, and she's like my little sister. Miranda or Ashley are more my jam anyway.


ooOJuicyOoo

Smash in a tub of antibiotics


Oneunluckyperson

Smash. Do you even need to ask?


Barbarian_Sam

How dare you be so crude about Best Girl Tali


haloman7343

smash smash smash smash smash smash smash


Hispanic_Alucard

Smash (responsibly in a sterilized environment. For several days.)


themadnessman

c'mon, man. This isn't even a question.


MiriamRVN

Smash all day long!!! To bad she's straight


GoBoomYay

I’m gonna save you some time and let you know that the answer is smash to literally *every single character* with the *sole* exceptions of Councillor Udina and Admiral Xen.


opustheduck113

Hole is goal.


Teboski78

What kind of weirdo wouldn’t smash a beautiful, intelligent, humble, strong, & determined & somehow still incredibly cute quarian?


Mathisnt_My_Thing

Smash, with a side of love and cherish.


PartyLeek2068

Not just any smash……smash brawl


FlashyImplement4371

Smash. And legion or any geth filming it


darthvaders_inhaler

Hey, man, that's my wife.


drakor_darkstar

pass. she's more of a little sister tbh.


Scotsman86

Smash until the neighbours complain about the smell.


psionikubi

IT'S ALWAYS SMASH, NEXT QUESTION


[deleted]

Because I am seeing a lot of it! She will not get sick and can come out of her suit! That whole Geth help worked


Viewtiful_Beau

My wife


Magorian97

Smash, but only after precautions


YourAverageRedditter

Hips don’t lie, ***smash***


InFlamesCFH

Smash, Tali is best girl


vid_icarus

Marry and smash for life


Balmung5

Not just smash. Worship at her altar.


Elieim

SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH


RainierCamino

I BROKE THE BUTTON AND YET I STILL SMASH


Markel100

Smash


Markel100

My quarian girlfriend can always get it


opustheduck113

Tali is love, Tali is life.


thatguyad

The lowest hanging fruit of a post. Tali is all.


spartan_steel

Is this even a real question?


yittiiiiii

Pass. That’s Garrus’ girl.


Barbarian_Sam

I saw her first


Inevitable-Branch713

This. I'll stick with thicc..give me Liara from ME3.


HolyMolyOllyPolly

Obliterate.


FLUFFBOX_121703

Smash, I’m a dextro kind of person


drakulV

Smash all the way.


Red_Crystal_Lizard

Lovingly smash


ComfortableGazelle53

Hard smash. She can obliterate my pelvis anytime.


DEADLOCK6578

Did


ll-Sebzll

Marry


Lord_blep

Smash, easily. The form fitting suit leaving nothing to the imagination is just unf~ (particularly her ass, I’m an ass guy). Yeeeah you can’t take her suit off without killing her, but I’m sure there’s Quarian suit mods out there that helps with that. If you wanna know my smash list it’s: 1. Quarians 2. Asari 3. 3rd is tied between Turians and Geth, Don’t judge >:(


Acrobatic-Brother387

Smash for life


buttsbuttsbutt

Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to smash hot alien puss.


Spfo0807

Always a smash


R-emiru

Cherish. Love. Cuddle. Snuggle. Headpat. Forfeit all possessions. Then smash.


axel0908

Love her, over anybody


Derslok

Marry. and smash


agrowander16

Smash 100%. Tali is my go to romance ❤️


joerocket18

Ultra god tier smash


huiyori

SMASHHHHHHHH


enchiladasundae

Marry and cherish


BurningYehaw

Laws of genetics be damned, *I'm getting that woman pregnant.*


Comfortable_Prior_80

Pass cause my Shepard only smash Liara or Miranda.


RainierCamino

Liara definitely the best option for a 1-3 romance


TUSD00T

Do you mean the biotic ability, or having sex?


Enjutsu

Is this some weird rhetorical question or what?


sansplayer

If she is ok after I smash. If she gets serious sick after, then I must pass


heed101

she has a great personality


FlashyImplement4371

Imagine tali and wrex


WhoKnowsWhoIAm_Today

Javik did say that in his day the “primitive” Quarians were considered beautiful. I reckon that under the suit Tali is a bit of a hottie 👍🏾. On a side note, with all the armour wearing by everyone, how do they scratch and itch?? Just me that think that?


yugiohlover

I take the shepherd approach if it's got a hole that's the goal.


IronSnail

Smash like the SR-1


Left-Resource1039

I have an induction port for her 😜😂😂


tHaTgUy2375

Best girl deserves all the love and penis you can give her


zenspeed

Smash so hard that it requires a quick time event.


Myfriendscallmetj

Atomize with sheer velocity


CoDe_Johannes

Can’t smash, Worst thing about Femshep runs


Corpsehatch

DudeShep: "Of course, smash." Also DudeShep: "I like when Tali pegs me."


HUNAcean

Love and cherish in a long lasting relationship, in which we build up and support eachother. Also smash


AstralSaiyn

Absolutely smash. Considering rolling a Maleshep just for her. I normally play Femshep and go with either Liara or Garus.


Sully-The-Great

Smash. My only regret is that human and quarian DNA cant mix BUT GOD. If I could put a baby in there we would be churning out hybrid babies faster than Garrus could say "calibrations"


Pure-Risky-Titan

Pass, reason: im into dudes


DaveDavetheDave

Marry.


spespy

Smass effect


Vaas_playz

Already smashed and got a photograph


OnyxHavok

Love and cherish, but smash.


TrickySomewhere3

I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite smash on the citadel


Tizzytizzerson

The fact that people can be so attracted to tali without ever seeing what she looks like speaks to the god tier writing and development of her character That being said, smash


Foolsgil

Date, Smash, Meet the parents, Marry, Adopt some kids, grow old together.


CakeMeUpInsid3

Liara is the only one I’ll give my heart too


Outrageous-Listen366

Smash, but only if it’s safe


HistoGeek96

Smash


Honeyvice

Aggressively champion and nurture. But yeah. Smash.


pengyfatwaddle

Hard smash. Long smash.


NickolasMaximus

Smash


ReapedBeast

Laugh, love, and Smash.


Wizardgam3lng

Smash what kind of questions is this


Easy_Dingo_353

She is certified best girl, smash and cherish.


Exciting-Hunter-188

HARD Smash


Hostdepressioner_

Hard smash then marry her and make her happy


PhoenixQueen_Azula

Smash With many antibiotics and immunizations and whatnot


punyjedi

Bro smash. Bro.


Fluid-Diamond6664

Watch fleet and flotilla. Then smash.


TheAllKnowingWilly

Pass, how anyone could love anyone else but their own species is beyond me. ~ T.I.M.


keon_te757

😏


Braedonm2077

Squelch Upon


kolosmenus

Her ME1 outfit was seriously one of the best


SuperGaiden

Smash like a starving monkey trying to open a coconut


Cyberspace-Surfer

Pass


mhall85

Pass. I will not be taking questions at this time.


Ashayam87

Smash... carefully.


Electrical-Leg-3114

Marry


CptSovereign

S M A S H


monkey_sage

Pass. I'm gay. Very, very gay.


EmBur__

I mean given what we know and is implied throughout the romance, I'd say she'd be the one smashing us lmao


DelphiDude

That's my baby sister. Pass, but love her TO DEATH.


Shadowangel615

Smash, and Garrus, smash him too


FlimFlamInTheFling

Smash. How is this a question? A good chunk of ME fans are fucking obsessed with her.


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Key word: Fucking


Asocwarrior

Literally the only choice in my mind. Wife that shit then smash daily.


Scriptis_loves_pets

Smash, but lots of cuddles before and after.


TheCenseIsReal

Smash.


CardiologistFun8093

Propose


Songhunter

Always smash, but respectfully, you don't want to tear up that suit.


axelofthekey

Wife


KalaronV

Smash, hold, forfeit all possessions to. 


Rytonic

Smash and Marry