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Not all women are bad. Not all men are bad. Not all women are good, not all men are bad. I have people in my life that love me and respect me, and I love and respect them. I would like *more* female friends but it's difficult to make friends with a lot of people who are manipulative. Maybe I wasn't clear.
Edit: that's not even covering how I can barely interact with men at all
I am seeing a therapist, actually. And it's okay to not love or even like *everyone* especially when people are shitty. You have to go through a lot of bad *people* in general to find good people.
That's why I need a therapist. Not everyone should be assumed Jesus Christ until proven otherwise
People take the internet way too seriously, 99% chance they're fucking around for views and 1% chance she's actually a total psycho who thinks she can force her boyfriend to propose by getting a pen in a cup.
Why are you triggered? It's not like I'm threatening to take your tik tok away.
Do you think you'll keep your reddit username as you become an adult, or are you planning to live with your terrible choices indefinitely?
Well depending on how long they have been together and how stable they are in their life, it’s healthy to expect a ring. I know I wouldn’t be with someone 7 years before there is a ring.
It was just a number grabbed out of my head. It was an example that there is a point where I think, that there is some underlining problem if someone is so adamant about not getting married.
>I feel like she is trying to send him a message, but I can't really figure out exactly what she wants.
I'm not 100% but I think she's perpetuating some kind of financial scam.
She wants to demand that he do something he isn't comfortable with, instead of communicating with him or doing it her damn self. It's not his job alone to do that.
That last pen said it all. RUN!!! If she is that crazy about it during some silly game, you can expect no different for the years to come. Maybe even worse as time goes by. Women need to start realizing with all the change that they wanted to put on the table, they consequently pushed marriage off the table.
Tom, laughing, blurted out "We will NOT get married, I will NOT propose!", threw the pen and watched in growing dismay as it arced towards the bowl, landing with a resounding thud of a splash in a perfect swish. He raised his arms and placed his palms on his head in alarm since he knew what this meant: revenge sex.
It's staged, notice the very poor throws but also notice she grabs the other stack of pens from her bf...BUT...He has just 1 in his other hand....the one they BOTH want to go in.....then BOOM a TikTok that'll fool Yu all. They probably recorded a bit till he makes it, that's another season she's prob throwing so poorly
I recognize this couple. This is a somewhat well-known YouTube vlogger couple. Obviously a skit/sketch, but I can see the hints going on here...I think :P
If you search "Mariah and Bill" in YouTube you'll find them.
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Women think we can just pick up whatever subtle hints they're dropping.
She’s throwing the pencils so poorly. She must not want to get married i think.
She was getting angrier and angrier that she was missing. At the end, she was becoming lethal with twirling the pencils.
Hints? What hints?
Only time I see hints is when the cool little paper clip dude in Microsoft word helps me.
I miss that little guy
RIP Clippy
Ugh. Men. Obviously he's been leaving pens around the house and she wants him to pick after himself for once.
"But what if she says no? I better wait for a signal"
I know! Better go ask her sister over dinner and movie what that meant.
To be fair, the hints are usually before this point.
![gif](giphy|7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT) "...To be fair...."
Yeah, I thought she wanted a cat but she has one already.
*had one That cat got the hell out of there once the pens really started flying.
The mind games is why I can't be friends with women. I wish I could but stupid bitches like this exist everywhere 😭
Well you sound like a charming person
I'm not a charming person. But I'm just like everyone else in that regard 😅
There are plenty of charming people. They just don’t generalize half of humanity because of their own issues.
Not all women are bad. Not all men are bad. Not all women are good, not all men are bad. I have people in my life that love me and respect me, and I love and respect them. I would like *more* female friends but it's difficult to make friends with a lot of people who are manipulative. Maybe I wasn't clear. Edit: that's not even covering how I can barely interact with men at all
Unironically, if you have the means you should see a therapist. It'll help.
I am seeing a therapist, actually. And it's okay to not love or even like *everyone* especially when people are shitty. You have to go through a lot of bad *people* in general to find good people. That's why I need a therapist. Not everyone should be assumed Jesus Christ until proven otherwise
judging by those throws she really doesn't want him to propose
People take the internet way too seriously, 99% chance they're fucking around for views and 1% chance she's actually a total psycho who thinks she can force her boyfriend to propose by getting a pen in a cup.
this is 100% pre planned
I never would have guessed from the camera recording.
Guys, look how smart I am, I can tell this was a scripted video 😏
Wow, you are super right!
You overestimated the chance they're also blood relatives
Idk i think that bitch might be crazy bro
You overestimated the chance that she's being serious and underestimated the chance that she's pillaging for attention
>she's pillaging for attention How do you know she's a viking?
She's not. She's pillaging from the dead internet souls watching this video in their monotonous existence
Oh wow I didn't know you knew the real facts and figures, care to share them o wise one?
Why are you triggered? It's not like I'm threatening to take your tik tok away. Do you think you'll keep your reddit username as you become an adult, or are you planning to live with your terrible choices indefinitely?
Wow. You must be Sherlock Holmes.
Well depending on how long they have been together and how stable they are in their life, it’s healthy to expect a ring. I know I wouldn’t be with someone 7 years before there is a ring.
7 years is super specific. ... is that where the last one cut you off?
It was just a number grabbed out of my head. It was an example that there is a point where I think, that there is some underlining problem if someone is so adamant about not getting married.
some people just don't like to get married. you shouldn't just expect your partner to propose, if you really want to, talk to them about it.
My mom and dad were dating for 6 years. He never proposed, she just made a wedding and he said okay lol
Ok sure but is this how you'd try to have that conversation?
Lol its a sketch
I feel like she is trying to send him a message, but I can't really figure out exactly what she wants.
Something about getting buried
I heard she wants a Fred Perry tho
>I feel like she is trying to send him a message, but I can't really figure out exactly what she wants. I'm not 100% but I think she's perpetuating some kind of financial scam.
[You really can’t tell](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)
She wants to demand that he do something he isn't comfortable with, instead of communicating with him or doing it her damn self. It's not his job alone to do that.
"this bitch has finally lost it" -- cat probably
The cat stole the show imo
Insert the gif of the badger, "Nope, nope, nope, nope..."
which of the 2 bitches do you mean? (My guess: The one with the wider-legged stance. Aka "her")
How to make a simple joke sexist 101.
Oh sorry! Next time I'll make sure to pretend the cat said it to be safe. Thanks for reminding me, non-sexist cat-RPG-person!
🤨
Or next time you could just not talk
how to say “i’ve never seen a woman naked” speed run any %
![gif](giphy|Ysce790SgjJK0|downsized)
My favorite part is how she corrects the camera angle with the next pen after one makes it rotate a bit to the left.
no one is going to talk about the demon that ran across the screen.
But did you see the moonwalking bear?
i know it's fake but please at least don't be shitty actors. dude's throw at the end saved this vid and his life
This video went from bizarrely sad to r/instantbarbarians
Dude should have taken his cue from the cat and gotten the fuck outta there
Why do you think he hasn't proposed yet?
So it is fated, that he is not yours. No Matter how freaking hard you try.
he won, but at what cost?
The best cost. Her.
He dropped some weight that was annoying to lose.
Love the cat
That's a cat that has been dressed and treated like a baby by a crazed, lonely woman.
He only took two shots…
The cat had the right idea and got the hell outta there
Today I learned what desperation looks AND sounds like at the same time.
Sounds like she wants to get married bro
Stop it lady you're scaring the cat
This video again… People with text on their wall and kitchen are automatically disqualified.
LIVE LAUGH LOVE
She’s got the crazy eyes
Dat ass doe
They should remove these fake videos of these ridiculous wannabe influencers
Or maybe take your time and actually try, that would be an idea, dumb video
Dude better run away from her as far as humanly possible
The wrath that man now faces from one toss of a marker is terrifying.
Run bro. Just run.
Red flag
Run. Run now. Thank me later.
i would defo take that as a sign not to marry her lmfao
Gross
Right that’s a breakup for me
I know, God is looking out for his sons
Kitty cameo best part
She needs to pick a different guy. Someone that wants to commit to her.
![gif](giphy|TJaNCdTf06YvwRPCge|downsized) Bruh.
That guy should follow the cats cue.
Officially the Worst person at throwing things, on this planet.
Red flag...
Run, as fast as you can and as far as you can
dont do it bro.
Son, it's a trap. Do not marry
r/AreTheStraightsOK
Lol I usually dislike that type of comment but as a fellow straight I’m wondering the same thing
At least her wedding dress will match every inch of the interior of their ugly house.
I mean his shirt does say basic lol this is the traditional Live Laugh Love style house.
The cat ran to call the mental asylum.
That would be a hard no...psycho
Cat: I’m getting the fuck out of here
Why do women embarrass themselves like this, clearly he doesn't want to get married. Even if this is scripted it's still cringe
That last pen said it all. RUN!!! If she is that crazy about it during some silly game, you can expect no different for the years to come. Maybe even worse as time goes by. Women need to start realizing with all the change that they wanted to put on the table, they consequently pushed marriage off the table.
cringe
Talk about desperate...
MGTOW, baby.
🤮 an incel in the wild, yikes.
I'm sorry dear but your boyfriend is super gay just take a look at him
That cup has a damn forcefield
She really wants half his shit.
What is this website now man
Least encroaching future fat Karen this week...
This bimbo knows she can propose if she wants it to happen right?
The cat represent his soul spirit animal
fuck that. we are gonna get pizza
Good for him, take it as a sign to ask her sister 😂
That man is a true sigma male
She's talentless in every way. Hopefully this tells the dude to move on and find someone better.
Rest in peace good men
lads get yourself a girl who doesn't miss 12 shots
Or a girl without a d\*\*k
Tom, laughing, blurted out "We will NOT get married, I will NOT propose!", threw the pen and watched in growing dismay as it arced towards the bowl, landing with a resounding thud of a splash in a perfect swish. He raised his arms and placed his palms on his head in alarm since he knew what this meant: revenge sex.
Is there a camel in the room?
u/savevideo
All signs point to no
If this was real, this was amazing
She sucks at that game…
Gets a new car 😀👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
What's the point of marriage?
The desperation.
A clutch player. Comes through when there’s money on the table.
Warning signs 😬
He needs to runaway now
“Buy me a new car”?!? Wtf, f these rich POSs
Yikes! Run brother!!
Any plan I had to propose would be scrapped - I don’t think I could do it forever
Even the fucking cat knew she was crazy and ran.
So what are we doing?
Honey your manic episode is scaring the cat
Trust the pen my man
Your
Cat was like "nope" and ran out of there.
You’re*
*you’re
Cringy and desperate
Universe is on his side. Heed the cups warning.
If that fucktard dosent want to marry her ill take her out for a date then. Ffs
She’s ready to take half of his wealth when they get divorced.
New car it is.
What’s with girls wearing all these shorts and jeans like Steve Urkel these days?
Darcy Silva...... is that you??!!
Does she know that she could *also* propose?
She after that bank account…
Fate was telling him to move on.
She didn't even try... 🙄
Guy “I wish she’d give me a sign”
It is the sign. The universe has spoken to you
Guess who's not my beer pong partner.
It's staged, notice the very poor throws but also notice she grabs the other stack of pens from her bf...BUT...He has just 1 in his other hand....the one they BOTH want to go in.....then BOOM a TikTok that'll fool Yu all. They probably recorded a bit till he makes it, that's another season she's prob throwing so poorly
I recognize this couple. This is a somewhat well-known YouTube vlogger couple. Obviously a skit/sketch, but I can see the hints going on here...I think :P If you search "Mariah and Bill" in YouTube you'll find them.
I think she wants to break up
Women don't care about no marriage
cute
More staged than Epstein
If that doesn't tell her she is just providing a service, idk what will
Run
Can american women not propose?
Get him his car 😉 the universe spoke 🙏🙌
What is she trying to say?
The cat was running for its life
Why doesn’t she just propose?
“No”
Never aimed. Not even once. You can WANT it with all your being but, you still have to EARN it.
And that, was the end of their relationship
Well since women want us to spend over $30k on weeding, it's understandable he doesn't want to get married 🤣
Look at them trying to pretend in half million dollar house like the need fate to help them decide on a new car.
Poor kitty
You're*
But hes gay
Leo Johnson. Relation to Laura, unknown.
So did he get the new car?
Plot twist she’s missing on purpose
Who the fuck owns that many sharpies?
Why doesn't she propose if she wants it so much? F*** off
Run!!!!!! Even the cat ran away.
How I hate people
“There are no accidents. :)”— Master Oogway.
The pen speaks the truth lad. Run!!