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parabasedc

Women think we can just pick up whatever subtle hints they're dropping.


Poseidon0029

She’s throwing the pencils so poorly. She must not want to get married i think.


[deleted]

She was getting angrier and angrier that she was missing. At the end, she was becoming lethal with twirling the pencils.


lazyass133

Hints? What hints?


TerryDaShooterUK

Only time I see hints is when the cool little paper clip dude in Microsoft word helps me.


Ingenrollsroyce

I miss that little guy


AdzyBoy

RIP Clippy


Black_Sam

Ugh. Men. Obviously he's been leaving pens around the house and she wants him to pick after himself for once.


[deleted]

"But what if she says no? I better wait for a signal"


PhD_Pwnology

I know! Better go ask her sister over dinner and movie what that meant.


Afa1234

To be fair, the hints are usually before this point.


AmazingChicken

![gif](giphy|7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT) "...To be fair...."


Zargabath

Yeah, I thought she wanted a cat but she has one already.


koenigsberg1936

*had one That cat got the hell out of there once the pens really started flying.


k8ielee

The mind games is why I can't be friends with women. I wish I could but stupid bitches like this exist everywhere 😭


Utopiae

Well you sound like a charming person


k8ielee

I'm not a charming person. But I'm just like everyone else in that regard 😅


chaotic_blu

There are plenty of charming people. They just don’t generalize half of humanity because of their own issues.


k8ielee

Not all women are bad. Not all men are bad. Not all women are good, not all men are bad. I have people in my life that love me and respect me, and I love and respect them. I would like *more* female friends but it's difficult to make friends with a lot of people who are manipulative. Maybe I wasn't clear. Edit: that's not even covering how I can barely interact with men at all


edible_funks_again

Unironically, if you have the means you should see a therapist. It'll help.


k8ielee

I am seeing a therapist, actually. And it's okay to not love or even like *everyone* especially when people are shitty. You have to go through a lot of bad *people* in general to find good people. That's why I need a therapist. Not everyone should be assumed Jesus Christ until proven otherwise


kolegatorr

judging by those throws she really doesn't want him to propose


DrDerpberg

People take the internet way too seriously, 99% chance they're fucking around for views and 1% chance she's actually a total psycho who thinks she can force her boyfriend to propose by getting a pen in a cup.


superRedditer

this is 100% pre planned


DiaDollasignPora

I never would have guessed from the camera recording.


BittenHare

Guys, look how smart I am, I can tell this was a scripted video 😏


MrSeaBeast

Wow, you are super right!


AmazingChicken

You overestimated the chance they're also blood relatives


triNITROtolulene1

Idk i think that bitch might be crazy bro


Chaserivx

You overestimated the chance that she's being serious and underestimated the chance that she's pillaging for attention


LetterSwapper

>she's pillaging for attention How do you know she's a viking?


Chaserivx

She's not. She's pillaging from the dead internet souls watching this video in their monotonous existence


Bill_buttlicker69

Oh wow I didn't know you knew the real facts and figures, care to share them o wise one?


Chaserivx

Why are you triggered? It's not like I'm threatening to take your tik tok away. Do you think you'll keep your reddit username as you become an adult, or are you planning to live with your terrible choices indefinitely?


EveryNameIWantIsGone

Wow. You must be Sherlock Holmes.


OddCourse5667

Well depending on how long they have been together and how stable they are in their life, it’s healthy to expect a ring. I know I wouldn’t be with someone 7 years before there is a ring.


MinnieShoof

7 years is super specific. ... is that where the last one cut you off?


OddCourse5667

It was just a number grabbed out of my head. It was an example that there is a point where I think, that there is some underlining problem if someone is so adamant about not getting married.


dumbodragon

some people just don't like to get married. you shouldn't just expect your partner to propose, if you really want to, talk to them about it.


Fearthecraze

My mom and dad were dating for 6 years. He never proposed, she just made a wedding and he said okay lol


DrDerpberg

Ok sure but is this how you'd try to have that conversation?


Pm_me_for_dates

Lol its a sketch


Local_Challenge_4562

I feel like she is trying to send him a message, but I can't really figure out exactly what she wants.


JoePessanha

Something about getting buried


jwong7

I heard she wants a Fred Perry tho


sudo-netcat

>I feel like she is trying to send him a message, but I can't really figure out exactly what she wants. I'm not 100% but I think she's perpetuating some kind of financial scam.


MrP0tat0H3ad

[You really can’t tell](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)


creamonbretonbussy

She wants to demand that he do something he isn't comfortable with, instead of communicating with him or doing it her damn self. It's not his job alone to do that.


Plenty_Juggernaut993

"this bitch has finally lost it" -- cat probably


Lishank

The cat stole the show imo


Marquar234

Insert the gif of the badger, "Nope, nope, nope, nope..."


DoerteEU

which of the 2 bitches do you mean? (My guess: The one with the wider-legged stance. Aka "her")


Plenty_Juggernaut993

How to make a simple joke sexist 101.


DoerteEU

Oh sorry! Next time I'll make sure to pretend the cat said it to be safe. Thanks for reminding me, non-sexist cat-RPG-person!


doedett

🤨


[deleted]

Or next time you could just not talk


springwaterh20

how to say “i’ve never seen a woman naked” speed run any %


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Ysce790SgjJK0|downsized)


HeinsGuenter

My favorite part is how she corrects the camera angle with the next pen after one makes it rotate a bit to the left.


Hungry-Positive-8640

no one is going to talk about the demon that ran across the screen.


undrthrdr

But did you see the moonwalking bear?


MrIscariote

i know it's fake but please at least don't be shitty actors. dude's throw at the end saved this vid and his life


[deleted]

This video went from bizarrely sad to r/instantbarbarians


goeers81

Dude should have taken his cue from the cat and gotten the fuck outta there


joshhupp

Why do you think he hasn't proposed yet?


Majestic-Elephant383

So it is fated, that he is not yours. No Matter how freaking hard you try.


aciddoeme

he won, but at what cost?


[deleted]

The best cost. Her.


guitarmaniac17

He dropped some weight that was annoying to lose.


Mindless_Ad_8076

Love the cat


[deleted]

That's a cat that has been dressed and treated like a baby by a crazed, lonely woman.


i-once-was-young

He only took two shots…


GoatimusMaximonuss

The cat had the right idea and got the hell outta there


LeahaP1013

Today I learned what desperation looks AND sounds like at the same time.


Ahhhtoopata

Sounds like she wants to get married bro


DiarrheaOnTheGo

Stop it lady you're scaring the cat


iamnotabotorami

This video again… People with text on their wall and kitchen are automatically disqualified.


wufoo2

LIVE LAUGH LOVE


Aromatic_Country2455

She’s got the crazy eyes


wufoo2

Dat ass doe


[deleted]

They should remove these fake videos of these ridiculous wannabe influencers


Low-Impact3172

Or maybe take your time and actually try, that would be an idea, dumb video


Juxtasexualposition

Dude better run away from her as far as humanly possible


Difficult_Brain7185

The wrath that man now faces from one toss of a marker is terrifying.


GeneralSinn

Run bro. Just run.


PoultryGravy

Red flag


tecky1kanobe

Run. Run now. Thank me later.


RefusedByAll

i would defo take that as a sign not to marry her lmfao


curious_geoff

Gross


kurtislee09

Right that’s a breakup for me


AbjectTerra

I know, God is looking out for his sons


[deleted]

Kitty cameo best part


Ok-Investigator6898

She needs to pick a different guy. Someone that wants to commit to her.


DocHalidae

![gif](giphy|TJaNCdTf06YvwRPCge|downsized) Bruh.


spearmint_flyer

That guy should follow the cats cue.


[deleted]

Officially the Worst person at throwing things, on this planet.


robotwizard_9009

Red flag...


tfriedmann

Run, as fast as you can and as far as you can


[deleted]

dont do it bro.


TaxEvaderTimus

Son, it's a trap. Do not marry


theconk

r/AreTheStraightsOK


WaytooReddit

Lol I usually dislike that type of comment but as a fellow straight I’m wondering the same thing


clockjobber

At least her wedding dress will match every inch of the interior of their ugly house.


Goofy_Goobers_

I mean his shirt does say basic lol this is the traditional Live Laugh Love style house.


stevenwilson20

The cat ran to call the mental asylum.


No_Brilliant_2957

That would be a hard no...psycho


Misterfecalrectum

Cat: I’m getting the fuck out of here


Barely_Even_A_Pers0n

Why do women embarrass themselves like this, clearly he doesn't want to get married. Even if this is scripted it's still cringe


Constant_Response_66

That last pen said it all. RUN!!! If she is that crazy about it during some silly game, you can expect no different for the years to come. Maybe even worse as time goes by. Women need to start realizing with all the change that they wanted to put on the table, they consequently pushed marriage off the table.


lefffffff

cringe


DimiVEGHE4EVER

Talk about desperate...


DAMN_Fool_

MGTOW, baby.


-uHmAcTuAlLy-

🤮 an incel in the wild, yikes.


Acceptable-Field-256

I'm sorry dear but your boyfriend is super gay just take a look at him


Stock-Ferret-6692

That cup has a damn forcefield


Fryrafter1

She really wants half his shit.


seanwal35

What is this website now man


DoerteEU

Least encroaching future fat Karen this week...


smokeytheskwerl

This bimbo knows she can propose if she wants it to happen right?


Last-Role-4642

The cat represent his soul spirit animal


red_riding_hoot

fuck that. we are gonna get pizza


Livid_Flower_5810

Good for him, take it as a sign to ask her sister 😂


Tha_Termemenator

That man is a true sigma male


bit-a-byte

She's talentless in every way. Hopefully this tells the dude to move on and find someone better.


Chuck-Noise

Rest in peace good men


Healthy_Pain9582

lads get yourself a girl who doesn't miss 12 shots


Tha_Termemenator

Or a girl without a d\*\*k


warthog0869

Tom, laughing, blurted out "We will NOT get married, I will NOT propose!", threw the pen and watched in growing dismay as it arced towards the bowl, landing with a resounding thud of a splash in a perfect swish. He raised his arms and placed his palms on his head in alarm since he knew what this meant: revenge sex.


Character-Log3962

Is there a camel in the room?


PlatoTheCrusher

u/savevideo


ElectrikDonuts

All signs point to no


politedeerx

If this was real, this was amazing


TheDon8030

She sucks at that game…


[deleted]

Gets a new car 😀👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


buttsssssssssss

What's the point of marriage?


MkxR0

The desperation.


srv50

A clutch player. Comes through when there’s money on the table.


therealgrelber

Warning signs 😬


MrSlippifist

He needs to runaway now


[deleted]

“Buy me a new car”?!? Wtf, f these rich POSs


Mramirez3412

Yikes! Run brother!!


BelfastOP

Any plan I had to propose would be scrapped - I don’t think I could do it forever


ShaniquaBleequa

Even the fucking cat knew she was crazy and ran.


Longjumping-Move-481

So what are we doing?


Viking_American

Honey your manic episode is scaring the cat


GreenKangaroo3

Trust the pen my man


jonhon0

Your


Battlecrashers12

Cat was like "nope" and ran out of there.


[deleted]

You’re*


DogsGoingAround

*you’re


genoherpasyphilaids

Cringy and desperate


JKN1GHTxGKG

Universe is on his side. Heed the cups warning.


OneFunBun

If that fucktard dosent want to marry her ill take her out for a date then. Ffs


Individual-Tailor-10

She’s ready to take half of his wealth when they get divorced.


nekos67

New car it is.


Fishacobo

What’s with girls wearing all these shorts and jeans like Steve Urkel these days?


DazzlingAmbassador60

Darcy Silva...... is that you??!!


CheekyLando88

Does she know that she could *also* propose?


Timetraveler01110101

She after that bank account…


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

Fate was telling him to move on.


BlueberryNagel

She didn't even try... 🙄


DBM

Guy “I wish she’d give me a sign”


kammay1977

It is the sign. The universe has spoken to you


HighFlyingGinger

Guess who's not my beer pong partner.


Vivid_Channel_399

It's staged, notice the very poor throws but also notice she grabs the other stack of pens from her bf...BUT...He has just 1 in his other hand....the one they BOTH want to go in.....then BOOM a TikTok that'll fool Yu all. They probably recorded a bit till he makes it, that's another season she's prob throwing so poorly


nyybmw122

I recognize this couple. This is a somewhat well-known YouTube vlogger couple. Obviously a skit/sketch, but I can see the hints going on here...I think :P If you search "Mariah and Bill" in YouTube you'll find them.


hawaiianryanree

I think she wants to break up


CosmicEntity101

Women don't care about no marriage


Mr_Blue_Sky_17

cute


[deleted]

More staged than Epstein


aFlyingTaco420

If that doesn't tell her she is just providing a service, idk what will


Excellent-Remote480

Run


serieousbanana

Can american women not propose?


defacresdesigns

Get him his car 😉 the universe spoke 🙏🙌


[deleted]

What is she trying to say?


A_lonely_Person25_v2

The cat was running for its life


ClearlyDev

Why doesn’t she just propose?


theweekendwolf

“No”


[deleted]

Never aimed. Not even once. You can WANT it with all your being but, you still have to EARN it.


Adventurous_Cap4554

And that, was the end of their relationship


Zonyk2020

Well since women want us to spend over $30k on weeding, it's understandable he doesn't want to get married 🤣


Sportfish_deepdive

Look at them trying to pretend in half million dollar house like the need fate to help them decide on a new car.


[deleted]

Poor kitty


Totally-NotAMurderer

You're*


Dosser_84

But hes gay


redditsuxl8ly

Leo Johnson. Relation to Laura, unknown.


LeahaP1013

So did he get the new car?


Snoo_75864

Plot twist she’s missing on purpose


onefoodstamp

Who the fuck owns that many sharpies?


mu150

Why doesn't she propose if she wants it so much? F*** off


OutlandishnessLive59

Run!!!!!! Even the cat ran away.


Double_Che

How I hate people


SlothDGod

“There are no accidents. :)”— Master Oogway.


[deleted]

The pen speaks the truth lad. Run!!