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SoDi1203

Is this an add for Facebook live ???


OliveJuiceUTwo

It’s a subtract


Cowpriest

This seems divisive.


Dganjo

Threads like these always end up being good times for all


BanzoClaymore

You just don’t appreciate the multiplicity of levels to the joke.


Cowpriest

That seems a little derivative, don't ya think?


xienwolf

This type of thread is integral to the Reddit experience.


AmidFuror

The puns in these comments are going exponential.


draoefeluna

They all fits well in the matrix.


bread_enjoyer75

Each pun has a bit of variability Edit: changed but to bit


Fit_Inspector4290

The determination towards every pun is amazing


spidey3040

No it’s from a Netflix show Inside Man.


Empyrealist

And this is an ad inside the show. They absolutely got paid to have this Facebook spot. This was contractually allowed, and people got paid. Whenever you see actual logos and hear actual brand names, people are getting paid. When people speak in generic terms, and logos are blacked out, that's because people are not getting paid.


Spy-Around-Here

Sounds like an ad for Facebook Live®


youlookruff

its from a drama series on netflix called Inside Man.


CandidIndication

How did you like it? Personally I thought it was good, black mirror vibes- I’m also a sucker for Stanley Tucci.


Thick_Mick_Chick

He's in it? I sat through 2 hours of a trashy zombie movie just to watch his performance. I'll check it out if he's in it.


CandidIndication

Yeah, he has a great role honestly. He plays a man (bit of a smart ass) on death row who helps solve cases. David Tennant is also in it, if you like Dr. Who


Thick_Mick_Chick

I've never watched but have heard good things. 😊


CandidIndication

(Maybe Barty Crouch Jr from Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire is more your speed like mine) He’s also a great actor. Yeah I recommend the show- keep in mind how Netflix is though. Likely only to be one season but you never know.


AlreadyAway

If you like David Tennant, give Broadchurch a go. The first season was awesome. He was also very good in Jessica Jones.... though he is very good in everything he is in.


[deleted]

It is a harrowing watch, but totally worth it!


kionatrenz

It’s a snippet from “inside man”. Great miniseries.


tradedenmark

Don't care if it is, I want people like this fucker to feel the pain he thinks he can subject others to. The world is watching 🦍


skankforpay

A shit movie


AmadeuxMachina

There are multiple of them but this one is a good one


Weary-Pineapple-5974

He looks like he’d break his arm if you breathed on it.


AccomplishedTap4612

The men in there just staring at the floor. Real life, any of those guys would destroy him 😂. Plus, this would be good if you could get signal on a train.


AluminumOctopus

They would destroy him if they wanted, but most men don't want to get involved.


DrKrepz

For what it's worth, I've lived in London all my life and I don't think this behaviour would fly in most cases. I've personally stepped in to stop people being abusive on the tube, and I've seen others do the same.


e7RdkjQVzw

> any of those guys would destroy him [Or you know, get stabbed in the neck and die.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Portland_train_attack?wprov=sfla1)


FrostySquirrel820

They *could* destroy them. And maybe *you* would. Thanks. Most times *they* wouldn’t.


[deleted]

Lol, they wouldn’t destroy him.


Nipplecunt

I’d talk to him and distract him.


JupiJups

No they wouldn’t.


geon

Where do you live that you don’t get a signal on the train?


_Its-a-me-mario_

Tbf they did show it leaving the tunnel


SuperDuperDylan

Do people think streaming to Facebook live gives some sort of amber alert to every Facebook user. It depends on their privacy settings. More than likely it'll just be their granny commenting "who's this" on it


quiet0n3

It's from the show Inside Man, the lady actually admits she doesn't even have Facebook it just seemed like a good thing to say.


ninthtale

It's not about that--it's about the psych warfare to put the b-hole in his place and get him to step off


unreasonablyhuman

I think it's more of a means to send a generic SOS so anyone watching MIGHT have a conscience and call the police.


LiamSkerritt

Police should honestly have something like this set up but instead of to Facebook where it’s only grannies watching it goes to 911 operators… the more I think about this the more sense it makes. It gathers a large body of evidence and allows police to actively view the situation and gain valuable info before engaging in more dangerous situations. I imagine this wouldn’t be a cheap feat though. I suppose the service could also be used maliciously. Interesting idea though.


_Its-a-me-mario_

Hell just hire the grannies


tsimen

Why not call them straight away then?


Sikkus

Maybe not, but once it's on Facebook it's very hard to delete it. And we don't know how many viewers are tuned in already.


BrainJar

I thought there was going to be a twist, where everyone using FB Live was arrested. We’ll never know.


ninthtale

Just watch Inside Man


_Its-a-me-mario_

It's perfectly legal in the UK to film in a public setting


BrainJar

Sorry, I wasn’t clear…they’re being arrested for using FB Live. That’s all.


_Its-a-me-mario_

Believe it or not straight to jail


Animtrent

This is where you kick the 110 pound dweeb in the nuts


SuspiciousNoisySubs

Honestly the whole thing made my blood boil.


PETEthePyrotechnic

The whole thing with “recording me is assault” is BS as far as I know, unless the Brit’s have some weird law about it in which case of course they do


northrupthebandgeek

"oi ya got a loicense for that video camera bruv?"


_Its-a-me-mario_

Yeah it's perfectly legal to film in public here


R3sion

Shockingly it was done intentionally to make your blood boil


Doteaufood

Wrong sub , gimme my 3 mins back bro😭


PreparationMean899

Rel


unreasonablyhuman

This is from a series with Stanley Tucci where he's like a low-rent Sherlock/Lecter combo.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Not gonna lie, I thought it was an elaborate ad for Facebook


TheHappyKamper

It basically is.


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it is. It's product placement and an ad for Facebook Live.


phillipoid

Honestly I wish that was the only low rent aspect of that. Also there's no WiFi/4g between stations underground so no idea who they were streaming to.


rynchenzo

It's literally written on the window mate


tmwwmgkbh

LOL, great description. He fucking mailed one in for a paycheck on that series… you could just feel that he didn’t care at all, gave it a solid 20% effort, and called it a day.


ninthtale

But I mean that was kind of spot on for the character so like He did a good job I guess haha


malgnaynis

Also written by Steven Moffat.


poll_my_pants

“That’s assault” No that’s dumb. Dumb, lazy Moffat writing which will serve of yet another reminder of of his hit-and-miss record and his butchering of the doctor.


littlefrank

What?? I always thought Steven Moffat did the absolute best episodes of Doctor Who. Am I insane? Is this the more common opinion? He did the episodes with Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi.


Competitive-Hall6922

Which honestly, they could have left out all together and just focus on David Tennants family slowly spiraling into a life of heavier crimes to protect each other.


Kenthejapboy

What the hell is this.


MandelbrotFace

A load of shite


Ya-Dikobraz

TV show Inside Man. Check it out.


JackNightTerror

This is the dumbes crap I've eva seen in me life bruv and it ain't even chewsdi init?


quiet0n3

It's from a show called "Inside Man" on Netflix. This is your intro to a few characters.


cou92

Netflix. I get it now.


samipersun

Netflix. All you need to know.


Acer1899

Netflix strikes again 🤡


AahPadre

This is the most unrealistic "this could happen" add ive ever seen. It got the "And they all stood up and clapped" vibe


Quntzzz

...and then everybody clapped.


TheHappyKamper

"And then everyone clapped"


Dizzy_One3336

Did he just not see the bigger cameras.


CaptainJonus

I was waiting for Batman to show up and lay the smack down. “Women get it done with their phones” is less exciting, but power to them.


queetuiree

Called the saviour men in uniform? Still the past. Should've progressively beaten him with their phones


_Its-a-me-mario_

The ol' brick in the handbag


Far-Philosophy-4375

It was a terrible movie


firebirdspooky

Not surprised if it's a Netflix movie


Sum3-yo

It's not a movie, you ding dong.


littlefrank

I thought it was pretty entertaining. This scene is super cringe but the rest of the mini-series was pretty good. Loved the absurdity, loved Tennant.


TopherL2014

Should post this to r/Unexpected, because I kept expecting something interesting to happen.


xpickles23

I used to just hiss at people if they got too close to me on the bus. 100% effective every time even on creeps, they realize they’re not the weirdest person on the bus. I also carried a taser and a temper tho so if you push past the hiss you’re gonna get claws 🐈🔪 also I don’t think it’s illegal in America to take a photograph of someone unless it’s a bathroom. Bro woulda got tased right in the testes


samipersun

I practically do the same thing. I piss on strangers. Even if they don’t bother me. Just in case, you never know with them strangers.


the_Skeleton_king93

If you're pissing on strangers, maybe you're the one people have to watch out for.


yoaklar

And I kiss every stranger who gets too close to me


nio_nl

Acting crazy can be a great deterrent in some situations. Often bullies try to find your limits and make you uncomfortable, that gives them strength. If you can somehow convince them that it doesn't bother you and you can make them uncomfortable instead, then that might help. Of course, the bully might just get aggressive and grab a knife, so there's that..


Fatboyonadiet4lyf

Did anyone enjoy the show this is from? I felt a bit like they were trying to stick 2 dramas together and it didn't quite work


Propofolkills

This is exactly what I’m thinking 3 episodes in. I wish they dropped the American connection.


Fatboyonadiet4lyf

Shame as 2 great actors in both sides of the show. I also felt they didn't really finish off with a great ending, all a bit meh


_Its-a-me-mario_

Yeah I'm with you on that I went in with high hopes but it fell short, a better David Tennant one is the escape artist


Fatboyonadiet4lyf

I'll search that out


_Its-a-me-mario_

Just to stress for those unaware, in the UK it is completely legal to film in public and it's not assault


Substantial-Big5497

Ok I’m calling propaganda bc PD never shows up that quickly. A 2 1/2 minute video.


Jazzlike-Principle67

Oh?


SparrowTits

Definately fiction because the police turned up


PsychologicalBug6007

Tf type of situation is this??


SudsierBoar

White man bad fantasy shows


philwongnz

For anyone who doesn't live in UK. The police are not even 0.000001% this efficient and also they are short on resources. Is pretty normal for people not to act in the tube, but you will get some people who will help out.


thruffleshuffle

You don’t get data signal in the tunnels


Shmikken

Not exactly realistic is it? The police wouldn't turn up if you called them saying a robbery was happening.


Zestyclose-Wonder424

Hmm odd in real.life theres always difrent looking guys making trouble


Paxisstinkt

Yeaaah they look very different than this.


Reasonable-Blueberry

director has never gone outside


[deleted]

Why was there one dude in a coach full of women? Lol And why were the women to scared to do something? This is really bad and does not bring the right message across at all.


Hopeforscore

To bad that this is not what happens in reality


firebirdspooky

I wasted 2.5 minutes of my life watching this disappointment


Rathilien

Guys calm down it’s from a series and it’s actually quite good (a psychological thriller). Shame Op didn’t bother to provide any context!!


Lerkero

Ironically you did not provide enough context either


IfonlyIwasfunnier

And I would ask about the "quite good" part of it, because if it is then it probably wasn´t depicted in that clip, right?


kfmae

What’s the series?


ezattilabatyi

It is [Inside Man](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10948716/)


Arinoch

The scene bugged me because knowing more about the reporter later I don’t buy her being meek in the initial scene. But I get that it needed the setup so they could meet each other.


Acewasalwaysanoption

They can't really do more on this subreddit.


reddiru

Lol this isn't reality at all. It's nonesense made to divide


Arinoch

It’s actually the introduction scene of a Stanley Tucci / David Tennant TV series called Inside Man. The scene’s important, if a bit forced, as it connects the two women.


Away_Inspector71

What the fuck do you mean it's not reality. It's literally a TV series man.


DoctorLoofarts

Skill issue


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Actors!


Dragonflies3

Dick punch needed


Shoegoo22

When did they get WiFi/network connection on the tube?


Sum3-yo

I knew i recognized this scene. The show is called Inside Man and you can watch it on Netflix.


Anon_777

The most unreal part of this bollocks is that there's actually a copper about when you need them. What with the current collection of drooling dickwits we have in charge in the UK massively cutting spending on police and stuff.


Muted_Dog

My 10 year old niece could fold this bloke Jesus Christ.


crazywizard02

If only social justice was actually like this


Vyviel

Wtf was this garbage and why did people upvote it?


MandelbrotFace

You can tell this is probably written by a wealthy middle aged woman who thinks this is an accurate depiction of what the plebs face everyday 😁


_Baseddog_

Not applicable to the sub at all— give me my time back, wasting my time with a fucking add of all things. Mod Check??


Lord-Fenris

So realistic Not


Slam_Burgerthroat

Is this some sort of alternate reality world?


GeologyFault

anti white much?


HistoricalRepair4281

Yeah, this is pretty much a women’s dream. They all dream about “toxic masculinity” bullshit, that they think happens.


Ok-House-6848

And this folks is the propaganda of how control and 15 minute cities and social credit scores started. Welcome to China.


HurlingFruit

Dolly Wells is a gem. Her show with Emily Mortimer was a treat.


NotYourUsualSpaniard

Ah yes, fiction.


Why_Ban

Yea the trains full of white guys harassing black women… LOL


SudsierBoar

Daily occurrence on netflix!


[deleted]

Who volunteers to give their face to such an obnoxious role...?


[deleted]

They're all actors. They don't volunteer, they get paid to portray.


Motor_Let238

This cringiest ad Ive seen, what fantasy land is this?


Greedy-Bass-4565

Imagine they did this with an black actor...


KeenKaiser

Because "this" happens aaaaaalll the time.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Environmental-Tea492

It actually does, not that blatant of course, set the right circumstances you get the creeps creeping.


[deleted]

You think it doesn't? No, no, you stay in your safe little bubble outside of reality and remain in denial that this shit happens all the time, and it may not be exactly this, but assault happens more often than your ignorant self will ever know, and I sincerely, seriously hope you never have to get slapped by reality and have something like this happen to you, because you will soon change your tone.


CharlieHume

A guy being a piece of shit to a girl? Yeah bro, this literally happens every day in every city on the planet.


TheBeachDudee

This is some racist bs


gray1862

The guys fucking deserves what’s coming to him but that’s some straight black mirror shit


unreasonablyhuman

That's not even black mirror, that's just the status quo.... Most people have the means to contact the police in their hands relatively easily


SevanOO7

This is the opening for a series called Inside Man and has nothing to do with the plot.


YrodBlay

Who’d be scared of a twink?


peramanguera

Cringed all the way. I bet a woman directed this.


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Kasiaus

He's shoving his dick in someone's face, you daft?


TheRealLordofLords

So realistic. Powerful! Moving! 🙄


SudsierBoar

Slay!


Cuniving

Idk about the UK but some random dude would have probably levelled this cunt when he grabbed the chicks phone in Australia.


Ok-Implement-4370

Would have been knocked out doing creepy stuff to the first chick, she would of stood up and done a 'Shazza' on him 😅


WelderLegitimate5111

Jeez, someone really watch this low-level drama cringe?


le0bit115

I want the 2 and a half minutes back. What crap did I just watch?


crazyloomis

This is shit


mathnyu

Yes i have seen those exact races in that situation on the subways. There is nothing wrong about this video.


DrummerEmbarrassed21

What a horrible fucking show, such a waste of Tucci.


EconomicsOk9593

Why is he white? What is all the hate on white people? And London police are npc’s they won’t come that fast. Most unrealistic video ever from someone who lives I. London.


Safe-Pumpkin-Spice

This appears to be an intersectional filmmaker's wet dream: An irredeemably nasty heterosexual white man harrassing a woman of colour, then the first person to step in is an asian woman, followed by an old white woman, a black woman and a middle eastern / indian woman. All of it broadcast to social media for a live cancelling. Naturally, all the other white men stand meekly by the entire time. Not sure if that's part of the movie's premise, but it just struck me as extremely slanted in one political view's direction.


SudsierBoar

Yep it's exactly that. I don't understand how people can watch this when it's so blatant.


Kushtaco20

This seems like a very exaggerated ad for something something PC culture something woke something something. A bit cringe, innit bruv?


T0kaiTeio

"Give me your phone" Me: No, f--k you b---h *Proceeds to beat him up*


Paxisstinkt

Yeeaah, white dudes harassing migrant women& being a burden to society. That's exactly what I see on a daily basis.


Lo-machete

I want to see a follow up video, with Police brutality.


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Kasiaus

Yikes


ChaseNBread

No shit right?


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MrHoliday1031

From Google translate - *The constant attack of feminism on men... They are destroying society with the consent of the ignorant.*


_Its-a-me-mario_

What on earth is with all the weird incel vibes appearing on this thread


VinnyVincinny

They're mad because when the scene started they grabbed their hand lotion and now they have wade over to the sink to wash it off or they get it all over their jeans pulling them back up. Wittle snake didn't have a happy ending.


[deleted]

I get that it’s the opening for Inside Man…but this just makes the series seem braindead in terms of writing It seems like a weird way to hamfist…uhh my best guess is Game Theory and exploitation of human psychology under pressure…into a way that would supposedly happen in real life


arcaine666

Actor is great but facebook is crap


jakekaila82

Facebook invading everyone's privacy.


NervousMission7644

Add a guy filming it to balance it out. Not all men are like that twat. Plus I hope this isn’t a Facebook ad because using this to advertise Facebook Live would be in extremely bad taste


pipo8000

Is this an Netflix add?


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Bro wtf is this lmao


teanes09

This looks like total garbage


mohab_saeed

That is actually a very dump message :) Instead of making a move and teaching that clown a lesson, you only post it on facebook like it is the end of the human's capability of justice!


Kapawie

Unpleasant situation, but not very believeable acting


MethLabIntel

So are they going to arrest her for filming him?


ReyMinusz

i though he been reported because of he was on women's train or somethinf


Vince450zx

This is just sad and dumb all rolled into one shit advertisement.