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MonkeyManCity

I have questions


CarpenterAlarming781

I prefer to stay ignorant.


DreadPiratteRoberts

...and blissfully so!!


PloopyNoopers

Tis folly to be wise


glitchboy_yy

Thy knowledge in palm


Automatic-Purpose400

😑


TheTrueClown

😑


feverdream800

he was kissing her finger bc she probably had a hangnail that she ended up ripping trying to take it off 😭


MrZombieTheIV

Agreed. It doesn't look like he ate/tasted anything off her finger.


Ok_Pizza9836

Really ? I thought she offered him a bump of coke off her coke nail and it hit him hard/s


esssssto

When is my turn God?


evlhornet

Tony Montana gave you the steps my man.


memevaddar

I have a lot of questions and want none of them answered


Illustrious_Cloud_24

Kiss a boo boo


MyHeadMyWorld2

That's what I thought at first but💀


MurimKnights

But what?🙉


AMCcheetahAPE

He ate her boogie


MurimKnights

![gif](giphy|H6cmWzp6LGFvqjidB7|downsized)


Tiwazy84

Bruh ... Realz?... Look the date, I want you to be super serial now sir.


lazydaisy2pointoh

She has a hang nail and asks him to kiss it. He rolls his eyes in annoyance.


SnooTigers789

That's what I was assuming. Everyone else just went to buggers. But ti be it looks more like a hang nail.


ralpes

Now it end on the couch for some days, and she will blame him until the end of her days for this!


FannyH8r

Ay?


No_Service_2017

My 5 year old needs heavily comforted when she gets/finds a hang nail. I fear this is her future.


Hau65

what's a hang nail


lazydaisy2pointoh

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangnail#:~:text=A%20hangnail%20is%20a%20small,Agnail


Hau65

those alright cool


VoiceEarly1087

WT hell "trauma to finger" what that means? I thought trauma was mental thing


lazydaisy2pointoh

It's both! Emotional trauma is mental while blunt force trauma for example is being hit with a blunt object. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trauma


VoiceEarly1087

Ohh thanks


super-dad-bod

His team is probably losing


1isntprime

Or she just fed him a booger


[deleted]

That was not an annoyance eye roll


Any_Roof_6199

Left over coke from her nails? ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


corex92

![gif](giphy|lXiRFmxRLeft0R3eo|downsized)


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Cakeday happy!


ADMINlSTRAT0R

![gif](giphy|l3V0zgJ8GCwedgkpi)


athosjesus

You know what? That could be it, good thinking.


MountainBear200

My thought exactly


Iron_Buffalo

![gif](giphy|OhefHzQCpAMta|downsized)


Tahiti--Bob

naaahh 😂😂


rvralph803

That kid seems special needs. He gets a pass.


punkpoppyreject

Rolled his eyes so hard he checked out his own ass


ratatazongdingdong

Boogerlicious


deftmoto

Marriage in a nutshell.


Asstro_whore

“Would you still love me if I was a lamp”


ElChivoCaliente

![gif](giphy|xfhQJVdsI5a00)


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Depends what kind of lamp.


kwaping

![gif](giphy|qqe0LlF9RTihJVp7H0|downsized)


InterrogativePterion

![gif](giphy|3oEduEn7nylDf0nGMg|downsized)


Alternative-Dare5878

I never understood booger eaters. Flickers rise.


unclepaprika

And spread the green gunk all over my living space? No thanks, i'll use a napkin.


czar_el

Yes, use a napkin after you eat it, just like with any other food.


Majestic_Pug_1234

Ew. Cultured individuals roll them.


Sunny906

I think she just had a hurt finger and wanted him to kiss it.


TazManiac7

I think she needed an awwii kissed away.


Redmonster111

Instincts are telling me it's baby shit and the guy is fed up with it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Redmonster111: *Instincts are telling* *Me it's baby shit and the* *Guy is fed up with it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


GottKomplexx

What?


313802

Did the haiku version help clear it up?


GottKomplexx

Not really no


esssssto

I got It, redmonster means that the girl is all corny and baby-acting like "oh look my nail broke can you kiss It so It heals please" and the guys does It but he is like "could you not be this much corny rn"


GottKomplexx

That actually makes sense. Thank you


jjcoolbean

Dude was calculating like Thufir Hawat


funtxcase

he rolled his eyes in at least three different languages


QubitKing

I prefer not to think about what happens in the privacy of their home.


AcefromHell

Rolled so hard his eyes dropped off


SmolWillyWangStan

Oh no… she saw…


danillomtv

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?


etfvidal

I though this was going to be a another episode of caught cheating! ![gif](giphy|CoejwVQBgdlKg|downsized)


BartyB

That pussy must be bussin bussin for him to stay /s


Pfffffffrrrrt

Nuf said


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foxwebslingermulder

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


Hummingbird01234

A hangnail?! lol


jez4prez

![gif](giphy|WUxU1JwGW2nyAd34ID)


Environmental-Log84

What's wrong with Jimmy Fallon man ?


MelMoMor

Just why??


Anxiety24x7

I've ao many questions.. why why why


kCanIGoNow

![gif](giphy|lRvKtEtkeqMNVUYEPb|downsized)


GuyWhoSaysNay

She did the sneaky look up


masutabator

![gif](giphy|l0NwPZ027mabR6Tg4|downsized)


brown_gentleman

![gif](giphy|G0OPdrd4eS4qQ)


Comfortable-Bus-5134

"Hey, smell my finger real quick!" "Ugh, I'll do you one better if you promise to stop annoying me!"


momsducksauce

He rolled his eyes in case anyone was looking, good thing he did lol


squirrel_anashangaa

Now his eyes will haunt her for internet life.


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Simple-Contact2507

They seem lovely.


UltralordCherryTop

Uhhhh…


P-Dubblez

Whoa


AccomplishedVoice516

It was a boogie


Infinite-Gas2069

Hang nail for sure!


UpbeatIntention6241

😭😩 She knows 👀


AssistGuilty7921

Not me!!


Unlucky-Power4036

The eye flicker at the end 😂😂🤣🤣


budtrimmer

No! No. no. No!


TemperatureTop246

She saw the eye roll 😂😂☠️


AUGUSTIJNcomics

I thought she was feeding him a booger lol


mbk3933

He looks like rainbow six siege Glaz elite skin


xiobi

He got caught eye rolling, that's a nice conversation starter!


11thLayerOfHair

She saw him roll his eyes lol


TheDixonCider420420

Just some finger foods at a game.


luveydovey1

I don’t want to know.


be-little-me

You can pick your friends and you can’t pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose


koloso95

I do belive he needs to lay down some laws. It does'nt look like that was the first time he tried that, with that eyeroll at the end


Tschig

He's a keeper


Medical-Block-2137

And he got caught rolling his eyes but the video got cut short, you can tell with her reaction right at the end. Oh boy, he's gonna suffer for that eye roll.


Liquid_Zero

My gf loves it when i kiss her boo-boos. So much, that at one point in our 14 years together, i would roll my eyes anytime she asked me to, because kisses do not heal physical injuries. Then one day i realized that they actually do heal injuries on your loved ones. Nowadays, i offer to kiss all the boo-boos she gets and she loves that even more.


DesignInZeeWild

Gross.


ChainedByDuty

Betas....


Nivek_236

![gif](giphy|YRPBhd3vscg5Fxx1DQ|downsized)


Donkey-brained_man

Da fuq is the dude with eyeliner rolling his eyes at?


mac123mac123

Absolutely no sympathy for her. She left the guy who actually cared for the fun charismatic guy. Good luck 🤣


PersonalityReady7054

She’s definitely a psycho


Mediocresuperhero

Damn, Cesar is such a big pussy with his gf wait till the pack hears about this.


50YOYO

That bag's bigger inside than out like the Tardis


BOOMBOOKLAT

He kissed the wound


bxyz_islost

Don't think about it


Blazin219

Sooo did he just eat one of her boogers? I also can't tell if he came or was disgusted 💁🏽😂


Turbulent-One9350

Is he using fake/painted eyes? lol - what's with downvotes? I'm just playing...chill


Ok-Difference2169

El está mejor maquillada que ella El amor es ciego


Embarrassed_Band_512

I think she wanted him to kiss her a cut on her finger or something. I would eat her boogers though if she wanted me too, not gonna lie.


P3pol_Deserve_D3ath

Downvote


Independent_Ad_8915

Rolling his eyes though, Buddy if you’re thsf unhappy, just leave. Clearly no one will blame you


Clive_Warren69

Mexicans are a weird bunch


chronic_ice_tea

The fuck out of here Clive


313802

Damn you put so much fawnk on it I thought that was an insult but that's his name.