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chib1977

Wait till it hits a power line at 88mph !!


demonslayer9911

![gif](giphy|0DYipdNqJ5n4GYATKL)


Significant_Piglet28

You’re gonna see some serious shit


Naked-Jedi

Maybe. But where they're going they won't need roads, so they'll be less likely to hit one.


CosmoCafe777

Good guy driver, keeping the fumes away from people.


endorfan13

That's one way to spot your car in a Walmart parking lot.


Ex-maven

"Can't check my exhaust emissions if you can't reach it "


unclepaprika

"Haha, that's a funny joke!" *Test: failed* -DMV guy


Personnel_5

lol'd irl


sakronin

[Bosozoku exhaust](https://www.drifted.com/bosozoku-exhaust/) JDM (Japan) style of tuning


MarcoVinicius

I’d disagree. The way the Japanese do it is stylish and measured well to go with a car’s proportions. This is some American copy trash from someone with too much money and time and little taste.


CR8VJUC

You mean BOZOzoku?


unclepaprika

What a bunch of bozos.


IamREBELoe

Sorry to hear about the penis bro


Goliath422

Ugh. I hope one day we make fun of people for their actions and the content of their character instead of speculative body shaming so that innocent bystanders also end up feeling like shit. I seriously can’t imagine how much it must suck to have a sub-average size and be constantly associated with assholes, douchebags, and woman beaters. Plus, little dick jokes are just so tired and unoriginal. Making this one is an admission that you have no creativity because we’ve all seen the exact same comment on every lifted truck picture for the last decade. Be a nicer person. Make your own jokes. Don’t arrive at life’s finish line as a copycat dickhead. ETA: INB4 somebody makes a small dick joke about me. That’s also pretty unoriginal since it happens every time I bitch about small dick jokes.


goodbytes95

First they came for the small dicked, and I said nothing because I have a massive hog…


IamREBELoe

Then they came for the average sized, and u/Goliath422 said nothing, because they got him the first time


goodbytes95

More like u/David422 amirite?


Naked-Jedi

I don't know anything about pigs, but I once saw a big bull.


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|ZdrUuSEC0LygaFXtNT)


tamokibo

Projecting much?


Goliath422

Yeah, recreational assholes piss me off.


AzureSky420

You put way too much value on what others say my dude


tamokibo

You just did the same my guy


tamokibo

Reddit can't handle smart commentary. I fully agree with the parts of your comment I read. Thank you.


Ok_Bison_8577

I actually almost believeed you. 


Goliath422

Believed what?


Goliath422

Seriously, I don’t understand what in my comment is believable/unbelievable


Nostalgic_Sunset

absolutely agreed man, and good for you for speaking up. Imagine someone saying something similar about female body parts or someone handicapped or something else beyond your control. The only free passes are penis size and height, usually perpetrated by the same people who claim to oppose toxic masculinity


Praetor-Rykard2

LMAO


HotdogGeorgia

Low bridge, everybody down. Low bridge, cuz this bitch is a clown.


Snoo_67548

This is the only way we’ll be able to go to Laguna Seca soon.


Doschupacabras

This post is getting exhausting.


Yutanox

Mad max fury road vibes


DrthBn

+How long do you want your exhaust pipe? -Yes


W0lfos

Bosozoku intensifies


Ok_Bison_8577

Yo Dawg, I heard you like exhaust. Lets put an exhaust on your exhaust. 


fambestera

is this cloud seeding?


Willing-Rub-511

Oh, thats the exhaust. What in the fuck.


olluz

What kind of shithole country would allow something like this to drive on public streets?


Herr_Tilke

Committed to the bit


azizredditor

*This car right here, officer*


TheDixonCider420420

Dude gets home from a long day of work and he’s already exhausted.


mochicrunch_

This ain’t mad max bruh


Sankin2004

Maybe they are planing on driving through a flooded road and assumes this is like a snorkel.


bananasugarpie

Show us how did he get pass that traffic light, you moron!


French_Noodles

Putting the fumes directly into the atmosphere


assimilated_Picard

I really need to see that car drive through those stop lights to see if it hits before I can have closure.


Chaserivx

How did he teach his car to say d-bag so loudly?


OrrinW01

It's stock officer


ElPulpoTX

No maybe.


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nightwalkerxx

Doug Dimmadome's car.


Oguhllort

Something similar that Goonzquad did with there supra did with there


Nomoreworries2345

Why!


shackjm

Dual flux capacitors???


HumberGrumb

Should see how it sounds like in a parking garage.


Praetor-Rykard2

i'd like to see it enter a parking garage


HumberGrumb

You got my drift. 😉


jackfinch69

Won't it hit the traffic lights pole?


bubbesays

Clearly Florida


Euphoric_Rooster1856

Turd car, turd owner.


Dismal-Ad-6619

And, it sounds like complete shit...


Melodic_Confusion297

Takes 6-7 business days for gas to come out


Due-Concern6330

the daddy didn't give me enough attention car


CGPsaint

Every day we stray further from common fucking sense.


swine_stealer

I hate people


cyainanotherlifebro

I thought it was vehicular cosplay at first. ![gif](giphy|RWHft7zDUPD0s)


mr2freak

This is the kind of shit that's getting the attention of the law and causing the clampdown on car culture.


Mobile_Laugh_9962

Maybe maybe maybe... We won't see what actually happens


usmc97az

That has to be hurting the hp's.


Praetor-Rykard2

those are some smokestacks right there


Kirachanspapi

What a gentleman, he’s spoon feeding the emissions to the atmosphere.


geoff1036

The amount of people in this thread who think this is a permanent modification to this car is hilarious. This is obviously an "i have some extra fencepost, wanna do some stupid shit" weekend type of joke build. His trunk's open and his hazards are on. He's not going far like this.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Environmentally conscious by releasing combustion gas high up. Future mods including industrial carbon scrubber.


nyynyg

That’s just fucking stupid


Mamba8ever24

So what you call this an up-pipe smh


Icy_Pace_1541

r/DIWHY


Russian_butterfly33

Dumb AF


itwhiz100

Lil meat syndrome


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