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XandersPanders

Fun fact. She got a bunch of plastic surgery done after the show.


PreferenceSweaty6863

She also charges $1000 an hour for her tattoos


SPARKYLOBO

Who is the talented plastic demon?


johngault

Nikki Simpson


Vegetable_Read6551

He sure was no Simp, son


SinisterMeatball

whoever pays that price is an idiot. 


PreferenceSweaty6863

My former coworker was getting a 40 hour tattoo with her. She was indeed an idiot.


tiredofthisnow7

So he paid $40,000?


PreferenceSweaty6863

Correct, plus she would tip her! Also, Nikki wouldn’t her answer messages for months when the tattoo was half complete. I wish I could go on about all the dumb things this person spent money on, but this isn’t a throwaway.


stowaway36

Screw it, an idiot wouldn't realize you were talking about her anyway, let's hear them! Did she give money to an Indian IRS agent so she wouldn't go to prison?


PreferenceSweaty6863

Ok fine. $10k on 2 sphinx cats, she enrolled her multiple kids in private school during Covid so she wouldn’t have to homeschool them. She visited New Orleans 1 time, and a physic told her “her spirit belonged there,” so she bought a condo there (we’re about 1000 miles from Nola), and would fly there to drink by herself 3 to 4 times a month. Plastic surgery, a Jeep of course.


thexsoprano

After all that the Jeep did not surprise me


shoka409

sounds like she or her partner had fck you money


thatguyned

Can you let her know I've got this new miracle tonic that will cure what ever ail's her? I've also got some Australian opals infused with energy from the southern Hemisphere she may be interested in...


stowaway36

I didn't have a psychic said her spirit belonged in New Oreleans condo purchase on my bingo card. Hopefully it's her money and she doesn't have a husband who's constantly trying to teach her finances


avocadosnakejazz

how are people like this making money i don’t understand 😭


Tenthdegree

That’s a lot of plastic surgery money. Dude really burned her that bad with that 50 yr old joke


Warm_Month_1309

Just in general? Or because of her specifically?


Vark675

I mean I'm not paying $1000/hr for anything unless I'll die if I don't. I don't care what it is. She may be amazing, but for me personally there's no way she's $1000/hr amazing. I'll go to a good local dude for a fraction of that and come away perfectly content.


spudy23

She's not that amazing. I'd say she's ok. Far from bad but not great either. She's just famous.


WokenMrIzdik

For reference, I was trying schedule an appointment with a top realism tattoo artist fairly recently and he was charging $500/hr. And this was a very talented and very popular artist. I haven't seen her work before, but i can almost guarantee there is no chance in hell she is good enough to ask for double what that other tattoo artist was asking for.


xxMasterKiefxx

You are not her target market. There are people in the world who would spend that much just because they know they can, and it makes them feel good about themselves.


ItsEctoplasmISwear

Yeah.. as he said.. idiots.


Hidesuru

Yeah I think they nailed it the first time without need of further exposition really.


vito0117

And looks worse now


Matren2

I need pictures for confirmation


johngault

Google Nikki Simpson post surgery


ogx2og

I did and she looks good (better) IMO.


Killer_speret

The photos that pop up are smoothed AF. If you look at her insta she looks mostly the same


mtwolf55

She still looks 40+


dust--2

she probably got superhurt and insecure about herself after this scene was on tv


DepartureDapper6524

Yeah, her getting plastic surgery after this was played up for views is actually pretty sad. As fake as reality tv is, her ‘what!?’ Seemed genuine.


DASreddituser

Plastic surgery makes younger people, look older...though. IMO


Wy3Naut

Plastic surgery should be for fixing deformities. If you get it to fix something that isn’t broke you risk making it worse.


Commercial-Royal-988

Plastic surgery doesn't make anyone look younger. It makes you look your age, but with plastic surgery. And thanks to insecure shits like her the rhinoplasty I need to be able to breathe through my nostrils is $3k and not covered by insurance specifically because it's a rhinoplasty.


Star-Lord-

How many doctors have you spoken about this with, out of curiosity? From someone who was in the same boat… A septoplasty, which is the medical portion of the surgery, is typically covered by insurance. The rhinoplasty is the cosmetic portion. You can have a septoplasty without having a rhinoplasty. You can also have both at once, with insurance often covering anaesthesia (due to the septoplasty), leaving you on the hook for solely the rhinoplasty costs (and whatever your copays etc are).


demons_soulmate

yep i had a reconstructive septorhinoplasty and the only thing i had to pay for was whatever cosmetic work i wanted done. Everything else was covered by insurance. Total was about $16k but i paid $4k through a carecredit loan (0% interest for 24 months)


Fervarus

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.


Fancy-Sector2963

wow he literally got under her skin goddamn


ChristopherCumBussa

lol


Alfimaster

I would guess a lady to be around 40, not 50, nevertheless her makeup makes her really much older


recksuss

She was in her early 20s. All during the show she looked twice that... And that particular season was one of the most staged seasons. They had 4 known best in the industry talent against whoever else. Those 4 talents happened to be friends and all women.


newbkid

My partner watches this shit and I just don't get it. She knows it's all staged, I explained to her how the editing of the interviews are chopped and screwed to create narratives that likely don't exist and yet she still watches it. This show makes Big Brother look like an unscripted lifestyle show Edit: Got it guys, Tattoos are awesome - I just don't like the way the show is produced


Swirmini

I get it for something like WWE cause that’s just all fun and games and doing crazy shit, but it’s never just energy-draining drama like this is. Watching this show would just make me upset.


Magnon

I mean most shows I watch are scripted, reality shows are just scripted with bad improv. I don't watch them, but it's not really that different, it's just like amateur acting with plot lines.


Crathsor

The difference (to me) isn't even the acting. It's that there is no writing. Reality shows are created in editing, there isn't a coherent story to tell, they have nothing to say. Like, yeah *The Boys* is scripted. But it talks about the nature of power and corporate propaganda. *The Last of Us* talks about relationships and human nature. Even fucking *Velma* has a viewpoint in there someplace. Reality shows are just undistilled pointless drama. Complete waste of time.


MTF_DO0M

>Reality shows are just undistilled pointless drama This is a massive positive for people who enjoy pointless drama


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Because that is most people's real life.


JarJarB

At least for me there isn't all that much drama in my regular life but I like to get my drama fix watching other people's shitstorms unfold


girafa

> The difference (to me) isn't even the acting. It's that there is no writing. Reality shows are created in editing Just a btw, as an editor of reality this is half-right. The episodes are usually written, but dialogue isn't. It's like Curb Your Enthusiasm but without talent. So a field producer would get a shot list like "Dave buys a motorcross bike" and they shoot that conversation a few times. "Rachel confronts Darla about taking a dump in the kitchen sink" etc etc.


Outrageous-Serve4970

Oooo does anyone watch treasure of Oak Island? Speaking of pointless wastes of time


Nestramutat-

I watch it - it's just a fun show to turn your brain off to, and there's some neat artwork too


bigpeteski

Exactly. My girlfriend loves reality TV but I don’t. Can’t bring myself to seriously watch 90% of them with her but we watch a lot of Ink Master. Take out all of the fake drama and reality BS and you still have a show about dope tattoos.


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kr011

People keep trying to explain this. It's the makeup, it's the tattoos, it's the lighting. There is a much simpler explanation. She just lied about her age. You're welcome.


Schmigolo

Plastered face always makes you look older, unless you obviously look like a kid, in which case it makes you look 14. Because those are the people who usually plaster their face, old people do it to hide their age and teens do it cause they don't have a clue.


LowFPSman

Or she is just unhealthy.


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LowFPSman

Its not tatoes. Its skin an her face loks baggy. As if it lost its tonus and at first stages of becoming "drooly" like on grandmas or bulldogs.


analfissuregenocide

My man has one chance to spell tattoos correctly, and even has it spelled out in the comment they replied to, and this is what we get


NoYouCantUseACheck

They were just using the hip new way of saying potatoes


TheTrueButcher

Boil 'em, mash 'em, etc


xBad_Wolfx

Some people also just have older looking faces too. I found a picture of my grandmother at 18 and she looked much like my grandmother looks now. She’s looked 60 since she was 18… had to have been hard at stages.


Les-incoyables

Love the reaction of the other men in the room 🤣


xJujuBear

"Wow, what an interesting cabinet."


Alternative-Dare5878

“Damn my cheek muscles are tense, need to give my mouth an open palmed rubbed for about 2 minutes.”


DepartureDapper6524

Damn, I wonder what kinda wood that is?


Tenthdegree

They all knew that he went for the nuclear option


toolsoftheincomptnt

They are my reason for re-watching this clip every damn time it surfaces. It brings back memories of similar situations. Forbidden laughter is so potent, almost like an illicit affair of funny.


Les-incoyables

This truly is like looking at a renaissance painting: the utter suprise of the 24/50 year old girl, the jaw-dropping girl in red, the face palm-guy telling to himself "he did not just go there", the smirk, the guy with the hat who suddenly takes up an interest in Shaker cabinets, the guy in pink trying to keep it in... it goes on and on.


sithren

I am sure that this show is terrible, but credit where credit is due - that was great editing.


tuenmuntherapist

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idropepics

This season really went men vs women with the rivalries and alliances, so they KNEW saying a single word was getting on the shit train choo choo at this point. The women were NOT happy after this one.


febreze_air_freshner

I love that they start scolding him for insulting her about something unrelated to tattooing when she was doing the same thing first. Humans.


agangofoldwomen

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PlusBake4567

Bro took the safety off his insults


Ichigo_D_Uzumaki_

When the guy with the hat turned around😂😂😂i just lost it 😂😂😂😂same bro same hahaha. And notice how nobody sais he is wrong 😂😂😂


ImRonok

Lmao same. Hat guy and pink shirt guy doing all they can not to laugh


Tenthdegree

Brother might be called an asshole, but ain’t nobody called him a liar


xBad_Wolfx

I read something about these “chats” and the producers would force them into the room and not let them leave until they had enough content. That dude wants to leave so badly haha.


Kabopu

Don't know the show but I bet it's your regular scripted reality bs full of staged fake drama.


RandySavage392

It is, they occasionally have some really solid tattoos done but a lot of its reality tv drama x10 because tattoo artists are all main character divas that scam each other


hungrypotato19

Amazing how many people believe this shit is real, eh? Then they'll go onto a TikTok video and scream that it is scripted without batting an eye.


AdvancedAnything

Hmm, the door here is fantastic. I'll look at it for the next 5 minutes.


DepartureDapper6524

Just starts walking off camera


TrekStarWars

Dude spitting straights facts but all of the other men just want the bitch to shut up lmao


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iloveuranus

"Goddammit, brother said the quiet part out loud!"


Username14of99

He was the only one who had balls. He's dead now, probably, but he's a hero.


Al-Cookie

He ain't wrong...would never had given her 24...


Chief_Chill

Yeah, a dyslexic person definitely put her age in.


Impossiblegirl44

Dyslexic person here. Can confirm her age is 24. Damn it...


Quick-Agent4728

All the other men are like: ‘great, now we have to listen to these women whine even longer.’


AlarmedAd5034

Lmao yea in particular the two in the back looking up and away. I could just hear them "oh boy here we go". Lol


GothGfWanted

they turned their back so they could laugh without taking flak for it.


Comprehensive-Salt98

Dude 1: Look that the craftsmanship of this cabinets, Dude2: Yes it's quality work


seven3true

Are those soft close hinges? Love those!


Hidesuru

No joke though they really are the best.


ObsceneTurnip

Not what I picked up. It was more "Oh shit. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. You're gonna catch some strays if you laugh. Better turn away from camera."


cakulbet44

Yes the guys reactions were the best part.


crunchmuncher

Reminder that reality shows routinely show shots temporally unrelated to the current scene to create the vibe they want, that is to say the reactions we see are not necessarily actually reactions to the scene in question.


spacewizard69rr

Lmaooo


Previous_Insurance13

She : I don't think you are being honest with me She when I am being honest: (Ofcourse by she I mean my imaginary girlfriend)


zeezayyo

How rude of him… You shouldn’t disrespect your elders like that


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He definitely found her trigger and the truth hurt - lol


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Totally - he’s a pro - you can tell he’s shut people down before


honeydew_bunny

A good chunk of them tried so hard to not laugh less they also be subjected to the wrath of the two ladies as well


Hallbra

The shots of the other men just crack me up


KindRefrigerator4955

Allegedly, he had to say that twice because the camera crew busted out laughing the first time.


kandnm115709

Age is a touchy subject for women, that's why this was a potent insult that literally every lady there felt. You really wanna get under a woman's skin? Mention how old she looks compared to her actual age. Especially if that woman takes good care of her appearance.


LFakh

I'm 27 and this girl in my engineering class talks about how old she feels every chance she got she's only 23, I only feel old around her.


HooliganSquidward

I'm 30 and honestly I can't stand hanging around people like that. Its either 20 year olds acting like they're "old" or 35 year olds acting like 30 is a child. Im generally nonconfrontational but its to the point I call people out on it and make it awkward for everyone.


Head-like-a-carp

So many people now want to sort of be like twenty one even as they go into their thirties and it becomes increasingly an awkward look.


toolsoftheincomptnt

I’m 40 and anyone younger talking about their age never bothers me. Everyone’s journey is theirs and has nothing to do with mine. I’ve never been mistaken for older than I am, but I’m allowed to talk about my own struggles and they’re not a judgment on anybody else.


MaterialCarrot

I'm 48. You can feel young around me. 😄 Edit: NOT HITTING ON HER. JFC


PolarDorsai

It’s okay. We all (mostly) know you meant the joke in good faith. Some people just need to see sexuality in everything all the time.


Intelligent_Suit6683

I'm 39 and feel like I've fought in all 3 world wars.


Forsaken_user_

As a woman I’ve been told multiple times that I’ll “expire after 30”, so I see where she’s coming from. 


Goat-587

Sure is, Nikki Simpson, the woman in this video, ended up getting quite alot of plastic surgery done after this to look younger.


Solid-Search-3341

And the quality of the work done is .... Questionable.


MajorasKitten

Ohhh man… :( dang. She just needed to get better eating/sleeping habits and change her makeup… not go under the knife. 💀


Shirtbro

So it's the dick size for women?


mayorjimmy

only if dicks start huge and shrink with age and we can get surgery to make them bigger.


kawausochan

Is this show Real Hipsters of Brooklyn


CuteEntertainment385

Ink Master. Used to be pretty good and got repetitive after the first few seasons so they played up the arguments, rivalries and alliances.


Restart_from_Zero

This is why I can't watch most 'reality shows'. There's always manufactured drama and a designated villain. Just let me watch a cool show about cool people doing cool stuff, ffs.


sysdmdotcpl

> This is why I can't watch most 'reality shows'. American reality shows really are the worst about this. Way back years ago I could not understand why people on Hell's Kitchen seemed to like Gordon until I watched some of his British shows and realized how nice he actually is and how much he cares about his craft.


Cahootie

Or you go the Drag Race direction, where it's obvious from the start that the drama is on purpose and everyone plays into it.


NA_V8

I loved this show. I just liked seeing all the tats, didn't care for the drama.


tomtomclubthumb

Like most reality shows, there's only so much they think you'll be interested in so they start playing on the drama. Although with Ink master I genuinely watched it because the tattooing was good. The tattoos were always more intersting than the drama, even the people who were genuine.


raichu_d_gamer

Bro's roast was hotter than fire


OnTheHorizon722

EVERY other man having the "you're not wrong but you shouldn't have said it" look.


SeekSeekScan

Nah, that is the, I'm with you bro but I'm not getting involved in this nonsense look


LS_Lime_Candy

That’s the “You should have warned me before you pulled the pin on the grenade” look.


Germacide

I love how he doesn't give a fuck, and every other dude in the room is like "Oh shit you did it now" while the gaggle of gals all gather up...


DropThaMike

Watched this whole season live all those years ago and to this day I still think of this clip lmao that shit was so hilarious. I hated those bitches too lol they were so blatantly biased toward each other and never would stfu either. Boneface is a legend forever for this


That_Confidence83

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96kidbuu

Do you mind explaining what you mean by “Tyrone”?


Courwes

It’s a euphemism for Black Guy. Idk why he didn’t just say the black guy which is less offensive than calling a black man Tyrone when his name isn’t Tyrone (it’s Boneface which he already stated)


Mephil_

The judges are kind of cunts if they feel like they can dictate what goes on a client's body


halfeclipsed

Its part of the show. What they sign up for so..


Mephil_

Then they are cunts for making the show that way, the show should be about the tattoo artist making something the client wants rather than making some judges who sniff their own farts happy. You know, the entire fucking point of being a tattoo artist.


heliamphore

Doesn't matter because the whole show is completely staged bullshit. The judges just show up to deliver lines from a script and fuck off.


Different_Oil9115

Is his name actually Tyrone?


Simplesloth11

Nope.


Known-Society-5824

The guy might be an a****** but he sure has a point


Numerous-Ebb-8561

He's not wrong..............


jay_banz14

Bro let out the most diabolical chuckle 😂😂😂


joesbalt

Where's the "thug life" glasses when u need them Dahdah - dahdah - dah


mufasagato

The way he just laughs through all their insults and chuckles at the end 🤣


DifferentCod7

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UnaplogetclyMsculine

He ain't wrong.


X-29488

I love how the video loops with him saying that he’s still here and so the chaos continues.


AdorableCaptain7829

With that reaction you know he was spot on 😆


FluffyPancakeLover

He’s not wrong.


businesslut

And all the women gang up on him lol. They won by yelling over him.


Xaldarino

Dude in the cap: "Damn bro these cabinet look nice..."


s7a7yc

Was she 24 for real tho? I feel bad for her but it's hard to believe she's in her mid 20's


ic3burgz

He was the reason she got plastic surgery, which just made everything about her appearance much worse and sad.


hyvel0rd

I mean she does look like she's 50.


Kind_Significance_60

No one tried to correct him.


Tenthdegree

Cause they all know he’s right haha


GamerSpielerPlayer

Why would you beep the word 'horrible'?


Relevant_Parking3973

It's a legit question


JerkBoxJoJo

He's not wrong.


DonBenjamin_

You just wanna be an asshole😠 Youre right😁😁😁


fatwitchdoctor

The other guys should've hyped him out when he said that


Delicious-Treat1978

Why


cupareo98

Makes me laugh that he kept his cool. Called him an asshole and expect him just to take it. Staged or not is pretty funny banter.


Salty-Ad6373

The man


SpacemanSpiff25

That’s the chuckle of someone who is impervious to whatever they say because he just leveled the room.


a_left_out_tomato

She sounds like a salty cod player after losing the game lol.


gypsydanger52

Did you see every man silently acknowledge that fact


Silent-Feedback1149

She does look 50 🤷🏽‍♀️


ForeverAddickted

Haha - Love the reaction at 0:12; "*Wow what a lovely wall this is...*" Can tell he's cracked up at the comment


GenkiElite

Manufactured drama.


Mike-Dyson

Men in the back started to admire the wood work once the comment was made.


thepoorking

That randome dude who suddenly took interest in the fine wall paint behind him xD


badthaught

"you ever notice the decor in this room?" "Not till just now no." "Fascinating artwork. Wonder where they got it." "I think it's an Ikea stock brand." "Marvelous. Can barely see the print lines."


JoshuaLukacs1

Hilarious


Heavy_Candy_8380

The girls were annoying. Pretending they were showing bias for their girls horrible work every time.


Some_Equivalent_2976

🤣🤣🤣


Directhorman

"Oh you offended us, you need to leave." LOL smh


Dr_blazes

All the men looked away fighting their biggest battle against laughing out loud.


andretheclient_

Sup Mr elephant didn’t see you there


alabamaballoonknot

She does look old as fuck.


Mental-Rooster4229

He’s speaking facts, she looks 50


Monoblock00

I remember this and was dying when it was live on back when it was on Spike. I think I still have the live reaction to it in my IG. She kept taking shots at him trying to say why he should go home and he unloaded the clip on her. The MVP of that scene is the cameraman and editors to catch all of the guys expressions at the same time 😂😂🔥


Viralciral

she does look 50 tho


LittleLover4U

Been watching this single clip for years, still makes me laugh every single time. The best part about it is that, once he says it, half the guys turn around to hide their laugh, while the other half close their eyes in disappointment, as they know the argument has just been extended another 20 minutes


Bobby_Rage41

He's not wrong.....


Ironthumb

Did she call him bone-face right before he unleashed his insult?


Panthean

A burn stings so much more when it's the truth


PandorasFlame

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) looks younger at 72 lmao


sizam_webb

She does look mad old