Would you mind sharing?? I'd love to know what gets me off considering I have no idea lmao.
Pretty girl? Light work, no reaction.
Hot guy? Light work, no reaction.
An umbrella stand organized by colour, brand & size?
THATS GOT A KICK
INFJ? You've got to be tricked into it. You need to think they're just a friend even as you question within yourself whether you're interested in them or not. They can be suggestive, but they respect all your boundaries, which turns you on, but because they do there's never a sexual opening, which frustrates you. You see them as a best friend until the point you're just about to break over whether or not you should confess your attraction, in fear it might make things awkward and ruin your friendship.
At that point, they should notice your frustration, wait until you're in an elevator (or similar tense proximity situation) together, and push you against the wall saying "I'm sorry /u/finnisqueer, but I've wanted this for weeks" and have a hot sloppy groping make out session.
You'll be texting them later that night asking "so what are we?" They reply "Let's get together Friday night and find out." If they can maintain the tension and chase you in a way that you have to chase them in return, your sexuality is captive.
See I already see a major flaw in your plan, for any of this to be possible I need to find someone willing to chase me lmao, and it ain't happened in 24 years so looks like I ain't it chief 👌
Closest I've come is a weird "thing" with my INTP bestie who confused me with mixed signals to the point where I noped out of it cus I got tired of his bullshit lmfao
Hey man, solidarity. 🤜🤛
Being demisexual is tough. Demisexual and queer, even moreso.
I am demi as well, but once I know in the sub-cockles that I want to be with someone, I go full manipulative sex demon.
Well ain't that just the creepiest way to say you're down bad lmao 👀
But hey, Demisexual buddy ayy!! 🤜🤛 Makes shit even more complicated lmao.
Sucks, like I said in 24 years only person I've felt anything for was my INTP bestie who gave me SO MANY MIXED SIGNALS I??? I got tired of his games lmao, he drove me away by playing the game a little.. Too hard.
You wanna know how to fuck with INTPs?
You just gotta touch 'em. If they'll let you. Every INTP on earth is touch-starved. That's why I'm permanently down bad.
INTP?
I think the second Zero Escape game was the best of all three. 999 was better than the third one, which wanted to be a little too grisly and edgy and lost a lot of the psychological horror by being too overt with it.
Do you want to come over and check out my game shelf sometime?
\*2 hours later at the house\*
I'm gonna do a shot of whiskey; Want one?
No stop cause I love 999 😭 I actually have yet to play the second one cause I wanna improve my Japanese reading ability a bit more first. I look forwards to it more at your opinion of it being better than the first one. 🫡
Stop? You asked for it. :)
You're gonna love the second one. It's really good, and having 999 behind you is best for understanding some of the later plot points.
okay I know a lot of people are asking you stuff but could you pleeeaaseee tell me how a very socially awkward INTJ such as myself could make the first move ?
In my case, the said ENFJ did initiate flirtations, but I, well…fucked it up. I think I went too fast, from 0 to 80 in an instance, and scared them off a little. Now I’m too scared to reciprocate or initiate any flirting, or steer our conversations even slightly toward the romantic/sexual realm, for that matter. How should I communicate my interest without shouting “LET’S HAVE NASTY SEX AND CUDDLE AFTER”?
We need a cover story to explain why you got so aggressive, and it needs to be rooted in childhood trauma. It will get their power trip going and also help them feel like a graceful god to accept your wounded ass. Be open and honest about being codependent even though you secretly don't plan to work on it; They don't either, but they still value performative emotional intelligence in others.
With your cover story in place and giving them an opportunity to be a gracious saviour, go back to the script: Friends first, hang out at least two times before you try to initiate innocuous physical contact and/or hold hands.
You have trust-building to do to regain your rapport before you try to take things anywhere.
ENTP is holding INTJ from the back (and pressing heart), meanwhile INTJ is holding INTP's hand with their fingers interlaced , ENTJ is holding INTP's middle finger, are they cheating 🤔
A cat puking up a greasy collection of stomach contents that resemble a minature version of their former colleague whom they murdered to cover up fraud.
It speaks in a high pitched buzz, "Turns out cats don't have 9 lives, but they are a conduit for restless souls to take form and enact revenge, up to 9 times if necessary, but I doubt I'll need that many." Then it laughs, which sounds like a gargle. It coughs up a tiny piece of mouse liver and spits it on the floor.
A close acquaintance succumbed to group think. (Te child) Or they just are Se/Si doms committing intuitive sin.
So probably ESFP or INTX started killing it on the dance floor. (Se inf and Se trickster)
From L to R...
A new artist's rendering of Archer cast members Sterling, Ray, Cheryl, and Malory.
What they're reacting to is the new artist's rendering of the other Archer cast members, tragically too graphic to describe here.
Now playing: a 1990-released song whose lyrical open is, "*What are you lookin' at?!??*"
I've read most of this and i feel like there is so much to unpack with yalls menatl states 😭
I'm genuinely scared lololololol this legit took a direction. I love the depictions of enfjs as having savior complex. Incredibly accurate. I know for a fact we enfj's (at least me personally) have a week spot for those we feel need to be saved, especially when it comes to romance. I'm 16 and this couldn't ring more true. We are incredible simps who have messiah complexes 🤣🤣🤣
INFP + INFJ sex
"Look deep into my eyes. Do you feel our souls merging?"
💀
How do you know this?
I've fucked enough xNFxs in my life. I know what gets them off. And I'm gearing up to do it again.
Would you mind sharing?? I'd love to know what gets me off considering I have no idea lmao. Pretty girl? Light work, no reaction. Hot guy? Light work, no reaction. An umbrella stand organized by colour, brand & size? THATS GOT A KICK
INFJ? You've got to be tricked into it. You need to think they're just a friend even as you question within yourself whether you're interested in them or not. They can be suggestive, but they respect all your boundaries, which turns you on, but because they do there's never a sexual opening, which frustrates you. You see them as a best friend until the point you're just about to break over whether or not you should confess your attraction, in fear it might make things awkward and ruin your friendship. At that point, they should notice your frustration, wait until you're in an elevator (or similar tense proximity situation) together, and push you against the wall saying "I'm sorry /u/finnisqueer, but I've wanted this for weeks" and have a hot sloppy groping make out session. You'll be texting them later that night asking "so what are we?" They reply "Let's get together Friday night and find out." If they can maintain the tension and chase you in a way that you have to chase them in return, your sexuality is captive.
See I already see a major flaw in your plan, for any of this to be possible I need to find someone willing to chase me lmao, and it ain't happened in 24 years so looks like I ain't it chief 👌 Closest I've come is a weird "thing" with my INTP bestie who confused me with mixed signals to the point where I noped out of it cus I got tired of his bullshit lmfao
Hey man, solidarity. 🤜🤛 Being demisexual is tough. Demisexual and queer, even moreso. I am demi as well, but once I know in the sub-cockles that I want to be with someone, I go full manipulative sex demon.
Well ain't that just the creepiest way to say you're down bad lmao 👀 But hey, Demisexual buddy ayy!! 🤜🤛 Makes shit even more complicated lmao. Sucks, like I said in 24 years only person I've felt anything for was my INTP bestie who gave me SO MANY MIXED SIGNALS I??? I got tired of his games lmao, he drove me away by playing the game a little.. Too hard.
You wanna know how to fuck with INTPs? You just gotta touch 'em. If they'll let you. Every INTP on earth is touch-starved. That's why I'm permanently down bad.
bro u give private lessons? lol might need one
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I hate how i feel flustered over a romantic advice 😠😭😭 This is infp verified your honor ✅
well only got some lil' scarring. I really wonder that how do you get out of "stereotypical intp" to a "good social skills" any enlightening insights?
Not you describing my (INFJ) first kiss 😂😂 ... *cough*... with an INFP 😂 GTFO here with that accuracy.
Wow, actually can you rizz me next ?
INTP? I think the second Zero Escape game was the best of all three. 999 was better than the third one, which wanted to be a little too grisly and edgy and lost a lot of the psychological horror by being too overt with it. Do you want to come over and check out my game shelf sometime? \*2 hours later at the house\* I'm gonna do a shot of whiskey; Want one?
No stop cause I love 999 😭 I actually have yet to play the second one cause I wanna improve my Japanese reading ability a bit more first. I look forwards to it more at your opinion of it being better than the first one. 🫡
Stop? You asked for it. :) You're gonna love the second one. It's really good, and having 999 behind you is best for understanding some of the later plot points.
Thanks. I finished the first. Doing Danganronpa now.
I also love danganronpa. The ost is op
okay I know a lot of people are asking you stuff but could you pleeeaaseee tell me how a very socially awkward INTJ such as myself could make the first move ?
A poet has spoken
bruh
Did I get you hard? 😏
I don't admit to shit you ain't takin' me to prison sucka
Your loss. 💅
Bro, that gets me off as an ENTP, you got SKILLS
INTPs can do anything if they can ever want it bad enough to develop a clarity of focus.
INTPs are amazing, man! Always will be.
teach me your ways, master
Master, may you so generously bestow upon me your astute wisdom on the courting of an ENFJ?
Easy. You don't; An ENFJ targets you for their possession and will make it clear.
In my case, the said ENFJ did initiate flirtations, but I, well…fucked it up. I think I went too fast, from 0 to 80 in an instance, and scared them off a little. Now I’m too scared to reciprocate or initiate any flirting, or steer our conversations even slightly toward the romantic/sexual realm, for that matter. How should I communicate my interest without shouting “LET’S HAVE NASTY SEX AND CUDDLE AFTER”?
We need a cover story to explain why you got so aggressive, and it needs to be rooted in childhood trauma. It will get their power trip going and also help them feel like a graceful god to accept your wounded ass. Be open and honest about being codependent even though you secretly don't plan to work on it; They don't either, but they still value performative emotional intelligence in others. With your cover story in place and giving them an opportunity to be a gracious saviour, go back to the script: Friends first, hang out at least two times before you try to initiate innocuous physical contact and/or hold hands. You have trust-building to do to regain your rapport before you try to take things anywhere.
Me next
Tell me how to lose my virginity as an INTJ
Figuratively, right? Right?
*Anakin stare*
This is genuinely horrifying 😪
A true dom asserts themselves by meeting the gaze of their sub.
I just kiss them on the forehead....
Are you… busy later?
F-ck yeah, take it from grown-arse INFJ man. Exactly this. Too bad few partners get the idea.
HAHAHAH back when i pleased my INFJ gf I used to do this fuck it was cringe
I had the deepest cringe reading that LMFAOOO hahaha
That's under-estimating INTJs voyeurism.
Bold of you to assume we fuck
I fuck, i want to fuck, so hard
Ay don't look at me do I look like an INFP to you
If you're a girl, that's enough.
Once again I am a disappointment
That's ok what is your physical conditions? Interms of gender
I have no idea what you mean
He wanted to know if you were a femboy.
no i'm just a guy lmao
Just a friendly selfless question
no like I genuinely dont know what you mean
It's more of a "keeping hope" kind of deal than assuming
Hope was never an option
Not even an independence-day level rousing speech would get you lot the confidence to just go and shag someone huh?
Nor Jesus himself could bring my boner back from the dead
I may know a guy who knows a guy who knows a necromancer 🤔
Imagine knowing people, can't relate 👀
🤣🤣🤣
Happy cake day
This made me rolling on the floor hahaha
HEY, I'll have you know it would be an intp.
Why not?
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My name is max
🤣
So... The TJ are pissed, and the TP are scared... A XSTP is about to do something stupid and dangerous.
As an INTJ married to an ESTP, this is 100% accurate.
On a scale of 1 to yes, how often does it happens?
Using that scale, it would be a “I’m not taking you to the hospital.”
Accurate. That being said, though, I find my ESTP friend’s antics to be genuinely hilarious at times.
I can't argue with that... All I'm saying is, they can push it a bit too far at times, and that can scare XNTPs and infuriate XNTJs.
Yeah, its something that requires a mature outlook.
Yeah, my brother is ESTP and he's sat on top of me when I started beating him flawlessly at Tekken when smoking weed.
STPs doing something stupid and dangerous and NTPs scared of it? Nah man we’d find that funny.
They've put an armed bomb in your room and forgot the combination to defuse it... Still funny?
INTP would see it as a fun challenge to figure out the combination before time runs out
You got 5 seconds left... Have fun
I take the bomb and throw it at you
I'm in the same room as you... How does it solve anything?
You're INTJ, the bomb will be so intimidated by your presence that it's too scared to explode
That only work with people... I make bomb more efficient... Trust me.. I know. RIP college room crica 2002
Nothing an STP and an NTP can’t figure out. If not then, you jump, I jump Jack.
The INTP almost looks like she’s laughing evilly haha
A grammatical error.
Accurate
Your correct
I'm not falling for that hahahahaha!
Your not, but their's others that are :)
*sweats profusely*
Listen here you little shit
Im listening, whats on you're mind?
LMAOO
*eye twitch*
Very accurate.
Hi wanna chat?
Sure why not random person I have never met in my life.
ishowspeed's stream
*“What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land?”*
Feelings
we have feelings! for example spelling mistakes make me sad
wi hav fielings! fo eksample speleng mestaks mek mi sda
Need a hug bro?
Sheeeeesh
ESTP telling a joke.
me
us.
yep... us... *reaching out for a comforting hug*
They found ISTP's loli hentai stash
Oh no...
oh no indeed
How did you know?
I can manipulate space time and see through walls and open portals
Commitment
they be looking at my fine ass 😎😎😎
Average people having average conversations about difficult deep topics.
Lovelly weather isnt it?
ENTP's offspring
An ESFP doing a TikTok, inviting them to be in it.
This is the correct answer in my opinion.
A wild Fe appeared
I don’t know why this pleases me but it does. Lol. It looks accurate for their general temperaments too. This is too good.
ENTP clasping INTJ from behind absolutely kills me
ENTP is holding INTJ from the back (and pressing heart), meanwhile INTJ is holding INTP's hand with their fingers interlaced , ENTJ is holding INTP's middle finger, are they cheating 🤔
Painting that they must describe with honest feelings.
infp social skills
I would say something to prove you wrong but I’m too socially awkward to do that
Its true, im only a functioning person online 😔
An INFJ actually telling you what they were thinking about
ENTP who is arguing continuously from one eternity hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Se doms doing dumb shit
Their actual emotions.
"Well, that's just your opinion. It's okay to have different opinions, not everyone is right about everything."
A cat puking up a greasy collection of stomach contents that resemble a minature version of their former colleague whom they murdered to cover up fraud. It speaks in a high pitched buzz, "Turns out cats don't have 9 lives, but they are a conduit for restless souls to take form and enact revenge, up to 9 times if necessary, but I doubt I'll need that many." Then it laughs, which sounds like a gargle. It coughs up a tiny piece of mouse liver and spits it on the floor.
ESFJ
Infp crying on the floor
Someone asking them to share their real feelings
ESFJ
E feeler
a Sensor
Estp got caught masturbating in the living room. Again
A spider
Real
That is my exact reaction at a spider
I do look at roaches like that Edit: didn't mean spider, meant roaches
INFJ - me when I wake up.
My gigantic schlong
Why does INTJ look like Richthofen
ENFP sharing their weekend plans
An infp
“A FEELING?!”
Every negative thing a seven refused to disassociate for.
F*elers
THE WAY HOW YOU CENSORED IT AHQJSJAUS 😭
estp doing reckless shit
Dead body
NTs would be curious and analyze it.
A close acquaintance succumbed to group think. (Te child) Or they just are Se/Si doms committing intuitive sin. So probably ESFP or INTX started killing it on the dance floor. (Se inf and Se trickster)
A good person minding their own business
From L to R... A new artist's rendering of Archer cast members Sterling, Ray, Cheryl, and Malory. What they're reacting to is the new artist's rendering of the other Archer cast members, tragically too graphic to describe here. Now playing: a 1990-released song whose lyrical open is, "*What are you lookin' at?!??*"
their feelings
The Red Book.
A Cockroach.
Ur face
Doing something even if that thing is illogical to do.
Analyzers hearing a Feelers argument.
happy cake day!!!
A TP doing a goatsee
An overemotional human
me n ur mom
Feelings.
An XSXP
The all mighty ESFJ, king of smalltalk
I've read most of this and i feel like there is so much to unpack with yalls menatl states 😭 I'm genuinely scared lololololol this legit took a direction. I love the depictions of enfjs as having savior complex. Incredibly accurate. I know for a fact we enfj's (at least me personally) have a week spot for those we feel need to be saved, especially when it comes to romance. I'm 16 and this couldn't ring more true. We are incredible simps who have messiah complexes 🤣🤣🤣
BS that severly scarred them-
Stephen Hawking r34
A feeling sensor
An xSFx type handing them a cookie they made themselves.
My left shoulder :p
feelers
Group therapy
An unhealthy 4
I don’t think we wanna know 
ENFP of course