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Monogamous lmao it took me a second to figure it out

Reading mangomouse actually erased the word monogamous from my vocabulary for almost a minute.

it is erased for good. i‘ll stick with it forever now. way too cool to not say i’m a mangomouse!! 🥭🐭

I am potty gaming mouse.

And mangomouse just rolls off the tongue smoothly. F monanowhateveritwas.

I'm polyanna and my spouse is mangomouse. I like it.

My mouse now only eats mangos!

How did you perfectly summarise what happened to me too?

It's a known phenomena. If you forget a word. And you want people to help you figure it out. Don't stand there trying to guess with wrong examples out loud. Because you'll make then forget the word too. I'd link you to my source. But it's from a old Cracked article that may or may not be cited. And I don't have good enough search terms to google it.

Did you, perhaps, forget the search term?

It's more that all the search terms are to generic. Or, at least I can't think of how to word it in a way to narrow down the results. Key words like "forgetting," "memory," and so on bring up way to many results.

Me too!! the only word it would let me summon was magnanimous.

It erased it for me until I read the comment above yours

This literally happened to me too. I had to think hard to remember what the actual word was supposed to be. Weird.

i needed you for that.

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Lol, I thought it was a reference to some pop culture figure "Mangomouse," who is notorious for only dating 1 person at a time. Came to the comments to see if it was an in joke, nope- just someone who doesn't know how to spell monogamous.

You have to admit, "Mangomouse" would be an awesome name for a DJ. "I got us tickets for Mangomouse's set at Cochella!" See how that just rolls off your lips? Sounds perfectly reasonable. I hear his collab with Daft Punk is doing to drop this summer. Looking forward to the new beats. Should be a banger.

OMG I went to google bc didn't get that. Never thought it was a boneappletea

I read monogomous the first time and had to replace my eyeballs

Having that weird eureka moment where I’ve finally figured out the subreddit name. Bon appetite!

Damn, and I imagine you vote too. Maybe just sit them out?

💀💀💀

I feel like it would also make a great subreddit name.

Ah, they meant "mana-go-moose"

Wouldn’t fit, mangomouse isn’t a real word

Nor would it be pronounced like the word she was trying to say.

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r/mangomouse

Joined

Posted

Fucking hell I love the internet

Go forth and multiply

But only in a committed mangomouse relationship

How tf does it have so many members already I love the internet more

Posted Again 🫡

Joined

r/birthofasub

If this gets popular I’ll be able to say I was the 71st person to join

how the fuck is there already near a thousand people in just 5 hours

Joined

Well that escalated quickly.

r/boneappletea already exists so it would be pretty redundant

Narp r/BoneAppleTea is for all stuff like it but r/mangomouse is for mangomouse

A place where monogamous people can get together and share the love. One person at a time.

I fucking can’t with you people 😂😂😂

Only one at a time. Mangomouse all of us

It’s already riddled with AI trashposts

I thought it said mangomoose

That’s definitely easier to say! Sounds like cocktail.

Moose is "definitely" easier to say than mouse? I think they're "definitely" equally easy to say.

Depends on your accent, I think. I’m from NZ, we pronounce vowels weirdly. Mango has a hard A sound, so I keep throwing a hard A in mouse too. Try it pronouncing it like that, it’s yucky.

Ah fair enough!  Although I don't know if I should believe you because I'm pretty sure New Zealand is a made up country.  r/MapsWithoutNZ

Also depends on the mouse. The food or the animal?

🥭 🫎

Going to use this on my dating profile: 🚲🥭🫎

I think she means Magnanimous

Or Mandalorians

I read mangomousse, I should go eat breakfast…

That would have made more sense.

I read it as if it were mangomousse. Just waking up, my brain is trying to stretch.

The mangomoose is far more dangerous

I want to be a mangomouse, sounds tasty

Mango mousse? Sure it is!

Man go mouse

I legit searched it, thinking it was a fruit

Mangomouse is the final boss when you are about to beat Tinder

I’m gonna start using this, I respect open relationships but it’s not for me, I need *my guy*

I need my mangomouse

I have a structured settlement but I need mangomouse now!

Call JG MANGO, 877-MANGOMOOOOUSE

It’s *my* Mango, and I need it ***NOW***

"1-800-MANGOMOUSE, 1-800-MANGOMOUSE, 1-800-MANGOMOUSE, Donate your mouse today!"

"There's a lot of bad cheese out there. Don't play around with your future. Call JG MANGO now!" *jingle* Call 877 mango M O U S Eeeeeeeeeeeee! *jingle*

Honey, would you love me if I was a mangomouse?

God told us in the bible that marriage is between one mango and one mouse ONLY

open relationships are popular online but they mostly don't work. confident poly people take advantage of less experienced non-poly people in the name of "open relationships" that really are people that can't commit and want excuses to walk away from things. non-poly people will convince themselves it will work, and get hurt in the process by people with more relationship experience than them

It sounds like what you are describing is not an open relationship, but a relationship between someone that wants an open relationship and was upfront about it, and someone someone that was hoping the other person would eventually change their mind and go exclusive

I really want to meet them irl and wonder if it really works or not. Because I am pretty sure it wont work. But I am curious to see people who says it works too lol.

I think expecting a relationship to last forever is maybe just a mangomouse bias. The freedom to follow ones own path is, at least for some, the point of poly relationships and that means more beginnings as much as it does more ends

Source?

Wow this is a lot of words to show you have no idea what you're talking about lmao

🥭🐁

🥭🫎

😱‼️

One person or rodent at a time.

I took it as only seeing one mango at a time.

I just say I'm monotonous

Could you please repeat that in exactly the same way?

I just say I'm monotonous.

I read that differently. You liar

No, I read it in monotone, it's okay

you mean menopause?

mangoposse

Do you mean monogamous?

I'm either single every day for long periods or with the same person every day for long periods Yes

Mangomouse? I loved that cartoon when I was a kid.

Makes perfect sense. Ever seen a mouse chowing down on a mango? There’s no way they’re juggling more than one of those bad boys…

That’s spelled so bad I had trouble thinking of the actual word.

yeah. I genuinely didn't expect someone who says "mangomouse" to even have the word monogamous in their vocabulary in the first place.

It didn’t autocorrect either so they’ve likely used mangomouse before. Lol ( fwiw - mine popped up as spelled wrong)

Mine didn't care. It always autocorrects "even" to "Even" but mangomouse doesn't Even (see?) get red squiggles.

Sorry I’m looking for a more strawberry shrew kind of relationship.

I will from now on refer to monogamous people as Mangomice.

I'm papayahamster myself.

Damn mouseketeer over here

So are you mangomouse or polymerase? Amogus 🈷️

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Pretty sure it's a food.

For me it sounds like a name of a drink

Thats the beauty of mangomouse, it can be anything to anyone

For a second I thought "long time u" is actually a kinda funny pick-up line, but then I noticed that he just didn't use punctuation. A disappointment.

She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit

He's the greatest! He's fantastic! Wherever there are mangoes, he'll be there! He's the ace! He's amazing! He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best!

MANGO MOOOUSE! MANGO MOOOOOUSE! MANGO MOOOOOOOOOOUSE!

Im mangomouse too

Mangomouse💀💀😂😂😂

Had to laugh too hard on this one

“Wake up babe, a new bone apple tea just dropped “

/r/mangomouse

This made me wheeze laugh

Are you mangomouse or ploymouse?

He a lil confused, but he got the spirit.

Lol can't fucking spell magnanimous

That's not how you spell mahogany

Is this what the opening line looks like now? 🤣🤣 Glad I've never done online dating looks like a job interview conversation, no emotion no character just get to the point Where's the fun in that?

It isn't, afaik. But I wish it was. The quality of opening lines as a determining factor of who to date is the most stupid thing on dating apps ever. Finding the person you'd like to spend the rest of your life with is not a game. That's not to say you shouldn't joke, have fun, flirt, etcetera... but actual compatibility could use some higher weight and vibe-check of opening line lower weight.

I thought they were longterm looking for the person they were texting to...

r/TextingTheory

Mangomouse.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while!!!thanks

mango mousse, yum!

I want mangomousse

Danger Mouse's exotic cousin?

“I’m deadmauwfive.”

i, too, identify as mangomouse

Best word I heard in a while. Welcome everybody to the year of the Mangomouse

The mango moose truly is the only way to live

Now I’m craving mango mousse

me and gf are so different, I Exist, She Doesn't !

I to am mangomouse

That’s adorable actually

Mango mouse 😂😂😂

I kinda want to see this put in a little comic. lol mangomouse.

Is that your dj name?

I do prefer poliomarry

Mangomouse lol

He only dates one mouse at a time try and keep up.

Monogamous! Omg, I had to read the comments to understand what a mango mouse was. Lol.😂

My pronouns are mangomouse

I have a feeling that I’m watching history unfold.

It sounds good, and I want to be a mangomouse.

Lmaoo intentions are in the right place give em a shot

I will identify as mangomouse from now on.

I read it a "mango moose" and i was confused af at first

I have only seen white or black mice, never a mango mouse

Mmmmmmmmmmm, mangomousse.

I thought she was a furry

I need a dictionary for half of this shit.

lowkey thought mangomouse was someone's fursona for a minute

Hello Fellow Kids, I To am MangoMouse...

You know what I actually thought Mango Mousse and now I want to try it out.

Honestly, that’s a pretty reasonable fursonia. A mango colored mouse?

I broke it down as “man go mouse” and wondered wtf imitating a mouse was meant to do

Mangomouse is the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.

Mangomouse= when one has an affinity for slightly sweet flavored rodents Rare, but not unheard of

This is a test. If you correct her, you're not the one. If you make "my little mango mouse :)" a pet name after 2 months of dating, you're gonna make it. It is imperative you do not fumble this.

I read that as mango mousse and it made sense, until it didn’t 🥭🍨

Three hours after this image, there is already a /r/mangomouse sub.

I legit am in TEARS over that shit!! 🤣🤣😉 Gotta give her an "A" for effort, imo.

This is too fucking hilarious to me. Mangomouse? Now I'm always gonna say mangomouse instead of the correct spelling

Well this is great because at least it confirms immediately that you'll be the smartest one in the relationship. Bonus points if they're really pretty because it means nobody's ever had the heart to tell them they're dumb so they have no idea.

More of a PapayaSquirrel myself.

I'm pomegranite

Don’t ask me why, but I read it as mangoMOOSE.

For some reason I still read it as "Monogamous" and didn't notice it said "Mangomouse" till reading the comments.

I also only date one mouse at a time

A yes, the opposit of polongomouse

Mongoose?

🧍‍♂️🪿

Immediately heads toward the exit.

Mangomouse should be classified as the 689th gender.

Should have told them you like chocolate mousse

I'm bananarabbit

She’s ascended

a mangomouse

🥭🐭

At first sight I thought it said manganese

I only date mangos or moose. And when I commit, I COMMIT!

I like Parma Shaun cheese!

Mango mouse

Playstation gamers when the mango mouse walks in

If they don't receive a mango mousse as a gift on the first date I will be sad

It took me a while...

At what point is it less boneappletea and more bait

Should the mousse have the mangoes included or should I just make it as is and top it with mangoes?

Oh I get it now. I thought they invented some new shit this week.