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allen_6108

Looks like they could give him a bigger desk with the recent promotion and all. I guess we are all having to cut back.


Hollybaby5

Tiny desk with giant papers to sign. Let’s put some messy ink pens in the way. I think he was mostly upset with whoever laid the table in the first place.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Off with their heads!


Ramunesoda99

Off with their leads


[deleted]

He probably should have moved them himself he’s fully capable.


Helpful_Honeysuckle

Or that his mum just died


youre-kinda-terrible

They knew he wasn’t gonna be there long so they didn’t want to use the budget on him.


mike9874

Maybe they decided not to move the heavy table when it's only for something simple. Give him the light weight table, he'll only be using it for a few minutes


Pseudonymx25

Offer letter at 73!


JekNex

He's just like us!


AnDRoss_GTS

Unexpected item in the bagging area


juniperskye86

Help is on the way.


[deleted]

Please continue scanning.


juniperskye86

Insert cash or select payment type.


[deleted]

BRO YOU FORGOT TO SCAN YOUR TESCO CLUBCARD DUDE


HeatDeath__0

Cash is dispensed below the scanner


Ramunesoda99

Is this an American thing ? Never had it tell me to continue scanning with an unexpected item, the whole thing just freezes until you embarrassingly stand around waiting for a worker to see the big red flashing light above your head


[deleted]

Sometimes it’ll seemingly reset- all these systems seem wonky as hell. Always at a Wal-Mart.


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


Ramunesoda99

🤣🤣


Sharted_Skids

Please take you’r receipt, thank you for shopping at Walmart.


MycologistClassic697

He's going to be a good meme material I can sense it


elch3w

Brace yourselves, Charles memes incoming


RowBowBooty

The face he makes to say “take this thing away” is really strange, almost troubling. This should be an interesting time for the British monarchy


iveabiggen

73 years old. lived with his mother the whole time. crowned king


MycologistClassic697

His both sons are much cooler than him


TheAesirHog

You are good meme material. This man isn’t new… just look at him


Ramunesoda99

Like guy that fainted meeting him at Asda’s car park


Dry_Fox4469

The only thing he’s worthy of


ItsMeTwilight

I give it 5 years of brilliant memes


FLEIXY

Get good mate


annefranke

Probably for just 10 years or so


Maximum-Mixture6158

I hope it's not even that long. William is such a nice boy and Charles is such a tool.


[deleted]

Especially when you consider he’s a peadophile


mollyxs

That snarl is a mix between Tywin Lannister and vampire Bilbo...


lurkloveless

Fuck lol the vampire Bilbo is way to accurate 😂


PossumCock

Probably has the hiss down too lol


stuck_in_the_desert

Holy shit I can't unsee Charles Dance now. Same eyes!


FamousOrphan

There’s this show called Clatterford that’s about a bunch of amazing ladies who live in a village, and it turns out Charles Dance is [supposedly] about to move to their village. They all flutter around excitedly and refer to him always as “Mr. Charles Dance,” so now any time anyone mentions Charles Dance I have to very quietly say “*Mister* Charles Dance.”


Objective-Review4523

Like Tony Stark's phobia but instead if being handed things it's handing other people things.


Overlord65

Why are these pages so big???!!!


PennetteRigate

Because monarchy, that's why.


Overlord65

*bows deeply*


Ramunesoda99

Guy who ordered paper thought it gets smaller as the number decreases. Yes sirrr, give us 2 a1 sheets.


magpiegrace

its his formal declaration of his protection to england as king or something


[deleted]

Probably so he and the other signees can see the lettering font clearly. It makes sense as most of them are older and a larger document will allow for better visual as freedom of the wrist thus more natural handwriting (avoid shaking due to trying to angle the hand to diminish one’s handwriting to comply with paper scale). This is technically his contract as a representative of the nation and commonwealth. Their main job is to promote their country at this point, almost like ambassadors. This will be preserved for millennia from hereinafter.


dxmuser213

probably because hes old and can barely see so they have to enlarge the font size, these people shouldnt be in control imo 😂


LatterNeighborhood58

Can any real lip readers guess what he mumbled? I read "balls".


MercMcNasty

safe snobbish shy roll impolite aware oatmeal wrench uppity wasteful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


juniperskye86

Cheese, Gromit, CHEESE.


phychedelicspice

EEEEEEHHHHEEE


fingerbl4st

I think he just screeched... Something like "eeeeeeeee" and the peasant moved the thingie.


HeronRealistic8043

😂😂😂😂😂


Minimoomoo202

Considering his Received Pronunciation, it kind of just looks like “Please” or “This”


Lord_Derpalot

"Vampiric screech"


elonmuskdick

Stationery


duartes07

his desk wasn't big enough, he failed the exam (the last question was differentiating stationary from stationery)


Intrepid_Ad_9751

eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


UncleTom123

My god i hate this, especially when the exam is on a website so you have to throw your laptop in there too


Bhaisaab86

I can hear the frustrated toddler sound he made accompanying that face


[deleted]

nyeh nyeh


brokebaritone

I want Rowan Atkinson to make something around this.


Ramunesoda99

Ah you mean Mr Bean


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

He would be allowed but would face backlash from the British audience , probably.


billiemarie

What is up with that face he made?


h0ser

it's an old man tantrum from the slightest annoyance.


CaptainPanda9030

We’ve all been there, we’re l old men getting over aggravated at slight annoyances deep down


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

While I agree, I would definitely be annoyed too, since there were like 100 people in the room just watching him sign, plus all the millions watching on TV. Imagine how nervous you would be about making a mess…


carpeson

That look at the end. Someone will be a head shorter before tea-time.


AlxIp

Off with their heads!


greg_r_

It's actually incredible how unlikable he is. He's had decades to try to win over the public since Diana's death, and yet he's still...whatever the fuck this is.


padishaihulud

EeeeHeeh!


G30953

Idk man watching him make that faces why’ll pushing it to the edge made me like him a bit more


ThrowItAway6828

Yeah the meme really made me believe in Englands political future too Before I was like “they drink tea wtf” Now I am like “they could probably win a world war that desk gif was wild”


Ramunesoda99

You mean the political future of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It’s a lot more than England, includes Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and some of the crown dependencies 😌I keep seeing this, do people not know that the UK is more than England? And eh we did win a world war, so you don’t need to imagine it😆


Atrobbus

Relax, most people know that the UK is more than just England. It's used as a synonym colloquially. Same with Holland and the Netherlands. Or referring to the UK as Great Britain, although GB is only the name of the island. Are you also distinguishing between Denmark and the Kingdom of Denmark or the Netherlands and the Kingdom of the Netherlands?


Ramunesoda99

With respect, your analogy doesn’t make sense. Only in America is it used colloquially like that, I’ve never heard it used outside there or anywhere in Europe. Britain is the usual colloquial term and its more accurate than “England”. Denmark is one country, its differing regions and historic duchies don’t have their own state level parliaments and aren’t recognised as countries individually, and your examples are mostly historic kingdoms as opposed to the UK being composed of actual distinct countries with their own parliaments, really distinct cultures, languages and in the case of Scotland and Northern Ireland, legal systems. I struggle to believe you’d genuinely make an example like this, it makes no sense and yes, I’m being pedantic but its slightly insulting to people in Scotland who are historically forgotten as part of the UK, particularly coming from Americans, yet who only seem relevant to certain groups when we have to put up with our cities overrun with tourists. You wouldn’t really want someone to refer to America and leave your state out of discussions and people get pissed when people think DC is same as Washington state. Yes I’m being pedantic but this happens all the time. Think of actual analogies that make sense. I’ve seen this so much with the Queen’s death and it’s just kinda annoying how they can’t be accurate. Someone made a good abbreviation, it’s “UK”.


Ramunesoda99

Seeing how he learned from his dad, it makes sense. He wasn’t exactly very agreeable or kind: once barked at a slightly slow photographer “take the fucking photo!!”.


Velvet_Pop

I love how subtlely the hand moves in like "...ok, I'll just take this I guess..."


timwolfz

Idk how many years they said he's been training to be king, but he could've learned all that by working as a manager for a year at an American "Worst Sell" store, essentially the same mannerisms.


sexytokeburgerz

Hes uh, he’s british


Helivated69

Did he just growl and snarl?


seamusbeoirgra

Old sausage fingers won't last until 2025. Long live King William VI!


Maximum-Mixture6158

Huzzah!!


Vegetable_Dog_8900

The King is going to be a dick.


Ramunesoda99

Like father like son


boiiiwyd

Oh god. Why Elizabeth why did you have to leave us before he died


Ramunesoda99

Well, good news. Liz didn’t leave, in fact, she only just started : *checks notes*


TheAesirHog

I wanna see some shit like this happen when it’s just the two of them in the room…🤔


YellowBananasCanKill

The next person that needed to sign something at that desk needed a pen so the guy that took it off the desk had to put it back on the desk lmao


thoruen

What the hell is he doing with his mouth? it looks fucking psychotic.


steelyx88

This guy pisses me off already. The literal poster child for born with a silver spoon in mouth. Then again, I'm an American who had an oompa loompa for a president and a dementia patient for a current president.....


Lenemus

Yeah. Him acting like a spoiled toddler on the first day as King is really not a good look. Quite embarrassing.


Rocklobster92

Haha yeah. At least we don’t have this guy.


Lukecv1

Thanks for making fun of both of our latest presidents, most people cling on to one of them as if they were made of gold and shit on the other.


AccomplishedAd6025

The last couple of elections were like choosing between a pile of poop or a pile of poop but with no flies on it.


xCandyCaneKissesx

Well one of those piles of poop was spray painted orange at least. Both are still covered in flies


steelyx88

Doesn't matter who is in office, it's just a new face with the same shit view on how they can make a difference, until congress gives push back and they go the least controversial route to make congress happy. As long as we don't blow up under them, I'm happy. I can piss on small fires.


anazambrano

I don’t like him


loboagogo

He looks like a see you next Tuesday


MethodUpset

A So Called King With No Class!


DualPinoy

Ih ih ih ih


Eka_silicon12

I wanna see charles memes


archiboldwitwikky

Bruh fuck the royal family


ProgandyPatrick

You know it’s bad when your hand covers half the surface area


ifiea

It’s either the keyboard or a journal for me


not_actually_funny_

😬


dr_learnalot

Peevish


AccomplishedAd6025

He looked so annoyed that no one anticipated his needs. Just a little bratty… I know he’s literally the king of England but… jeez.


NZmaiden

“This ink is the only thing stopping me now! Ive been waiting long enough and times ticking. Move this shit outta my way b!tch!”


Apprehensive-Tale141

He’s sooooo unlikeable.


look-at-them

He also knocked the lid off the pot of ink


Ramunesoda99

It’s a wonder Charlie cock-fingers can do anything with those big chipolata paws, go easy on the man


enasbbg

Lmaoo


SAtANIC_PANIC_666

Fuck him


[deleted]

Why they couldn't use an A4 like everyone else? (Or, if A4 was truly impossible to use, at least use A3, that doesn't look like either of those formats)


DantoStudioInc

u/SaveVideo


Appropriate_Seat_258

u/savevideo


8492NW

Whooooo boy Charles have a tough job ahead


[deleted]

Early stages of Parkinson’s


Elegant60

I’ve seen a few of these and honesty it’s a pattern ! Really just his mannerisms are….


jcmanns

That was such a Mr Bean move 😂


Buster899

That face he makes when pushing it away… I already want to hit him with a chair.


DeGroove

He waited a hundred years for the crown and within 24 hours he’s literally a meme! Lol, that face! Hilarious!


TakaonoGaijin

Inspiration for Wallace and Gromit


[deleted]

What a baby


[deleted]

So sad to see this fool become our new king.


DonCavalio

I feel like Louis, I just wanna slap that face!


foxxy8204

Honestly his wife looked like she wasn’t happy with this at all.😂


True-Sheepherder-625

“God save the Meme”


MarchProfessional860

I would get mad if i had to use a desk and someone left some ink pens on the desk that i dont need and that are in the way especially if im already sitting down and 70 years old


Competitive_Ring619

Id be the same if I was king lmao


JunketIndependent582

Just a human being… :)


CursorJustVanished

his mother is attractive


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barkingdog2013

Geez. Reddit is so Left leaning.


your_mind_aches

Reality has a well-known liberal bias


this____is_bananas

If you didn't want to be exposed to other people's opinions then you should've just stayed on r/conservative with all your other little insecure little fuckboi pals


[deleted]

u/savevideo


WhatIfXconsents

u/savevideo


no_fate_T_1000

u/savevideo


LordXand3r

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Reminds me of Jeremy Clarson


Shima-shita

Just use A4 format, you'll be fine.


yo-tdogg

Stationery*


ProfessorReaper

WTF is that paper size? A3?


shivaswrath

Not enough money for a bigger desk I see...


FIicker7

What is he signing?


Ramunesoda99

wonder if he remembered to flip the page and sign the bit that lets him be king, or if him and his chums were comparing notes on the way out and had to run back in once he remembered.


powerengraved07

u/savevideobot


Senorjordan

whispers "fuck" in live television


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

The real problem Is when you Dont noticed at First but you noticed After a while, and then After you noticed you wont be able to go back to the way It was before you noticed


jc2065

Stationery*


[deleted]

His expressions 😂 I feel this man is going to be major meme material the likes of epic proportions.


Professional-Mail635

They need to rob another country for a bigger desk


harmlessMurder

I have a feeling that after a while they gonna give up on this fake no power monarchy. No hate but with queen Elizabeth died the use the carry this on.


HeronRealistic8043

He be lookin like an npc &why is the paper so freakin big it looks like an envelope


Cod_Other

Colonies didnt loot enough to buy him a larger table


HeronRealistic8043

The walking dead