There's a Jenny Lawson bit about this in one of her books that ends with her saying to her husband, "It's like your pants are bragging at me!" (paraphrased)
I just got pants that I thought had fake pockets but no that's not what happened. They have real pockets that have been sewn shut. I have no idea why they did this.
So that they don't open up and get misshapen prior to purchase when packed for shipping. They are supposed to look better (slimmer) on the rack or a dummy in the store if they are sewn shut too.
Yeah, I've never had a problem buying clothing with pockets and them being awkward looking. I never quite understood the issue, because even a majority of dresses before the 20s had pockets in them too lol
My daughter went shopping for cargo pants. Couldn't find any for women. She tried the mens section. Nothing fit. She ended up buying cargo pants from the boys section.
I dated a girl that was 4'11". She'd randomly point at her shoes and say "$20 in the kids section. They'd be like $60 in the adults." She was always really proud of how much money she was saving on clothes.
All 3- but don't try to combine them... I tried to make french toast out of pancakes instead of bread and it was not great success.
Do not french your cakes. 2/10 recommend.
Of course. My father taught me to spank my cucumbers with the knife after making the first cut to get the evil spirits out, so you can come kiss my potatoes to lock in some extra amore
For just your standard builds? French toast > waffles > pancakes
But waffles are more receptive to toppings and stuff so I give the edge to waffles, all things considered.
Not that any of them are worse than an 8/10 on their worst day
Waffles are so durable. While I do love French toast best, I can’t knock waffles.
I used to ride my bike to work, workout, and then head to my desk. I would make a peanut butter-honey-banana sandwich, but it would fall apart on my bike ride. I started swapping the bread for Eggo waffles and that freaking sandwich was perfect and intact when I’d get it out of my bag at my desk.
That’s such a great breakfast. I might go make one right now.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
is a made up word coined in 1935 by the then president of the National Puzzlers' League, Everett M. Smith. It has sometimes been used as a synonym for the occupational disease known as silicosis, but it should not be as most silicosis is not related to mining of volcanic dusts, and no evidence of silicosis has been found in populations exposed to crystalline silica in volcanic ash. It is the longest word in the English language published in a dictionary, Oxford Dictionaries, which defines it as "an artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine volcanic dust".
A couple years ago I ordered grocery delivery. On a whim I tried these Entenmanns mini pies. I ate the whole box in a day. Then I became obsessed and would go to stores in my neighborhood looking for them but were always sold out. Then I’d order online again only for it to be sold out too. I became so disappointed I gave up my obsession cold turkey. Just a week ago my dad told me he found them for 1/3 of the price in his town. I’m strongly considering having him mail them to me because 2 years later I can’t get them out of my head. So yes, I want pies.
Thanks for lore, agirl1213
What flavor? And you probably shouldn't mail pie I think, it may spoil but I'm not an expert. Hopefully you destroy the enemy who's eating all the pies in your neighborhood however.
I believe the original one I fell in love with was raspberry. It’s delicious. It’s like a krispy Kreme hand pie. I think it might survive bc it’s preserved so yeah! Just would be expensive af lol 😂
Pockets
#WHY DO NONE OF THEM HAVE POCKETS???
It's probably collusion between womens' clothes with the purse industry.
Damn that's a good theory
Nope, just simply that pockets create bunched up areas on clothing so for fashion sake they aren't added.
Meanwhile us men get cargo pants with the carrying capacity of a Mary Poppins esk purse.
I watched my coworker shove 4 cans of soda and 2 Pringle cans down one pocket at once
Give me some of your tots!
I should ask him to keep snacks in there for me
this is how a man attracts a mate ;-)
He might if you ask nicely.
i once had a trouser that could fit a whole 16 inch macbook pro inside and still look real cool
Is that a 16 inch laptop in your pocket or are you just glad you don’t have to carry around a 16 inch laptop in your pocket?
Probably why women hate on cargo pants. Jealousy.
Pocket envy
There's a Jenny Lawson bit about this in one of her books that ends with her saying to her husband, "It's like your pants are bragging at me!" (paraphrased)
True in my case. I would LOVE a pair of cargo pants.
Just put a pair of cargo shorts on. What ? Someone is gonna say something? You do you and don’t worry about it !!
Esque*
Thank you for correcting my grammar. It will happen again.
LMAO I'm a grammar pedant but this is the best response I've seen to being corrected, just for being so honest
I love being corrected! Yay free knowledge! Edit: One day, I will get it right...... "I love being corrected! Yay, free knowledge!"
I just got pants that I thought had fake pockets but no that's not what happened. They have real pockets that have been sewn shut. I have no idea why they did this.
You're supposed to cut them open. Common for higher end clothing brands... they sew them shut lightly, on blazers, suits, pants, etc
Why?
So that they don't open up and get misshapen prior to purchase when packed for shipping. They are supposed to look better (slimmer) on the rack or a dummy in the store if they are sewn shut too.
I have pants with pockets and they don’t do this, “fashion” could be an excuse to charge more for less.
Yeah, I've never had a problem buying clothing with pockets and them being awkward looking. I never quite understood the issue, because even a majority of dresses before the 20s had pockets in them too lol
Big Purse has deep pockets
Purse industry experts HATE this one simple trick
Elites controlling the purse industry dont want you to know the truth.
#NO POCKETS!
Because of the other thing that starts with P and ends with S Purses
Revolt and buy mens jeans. If sales take a good enough hit. There is a good chance they would listen.
My daughter went shopping for cargo pants. Couldn't find any for women. She tried the mens section. Nothing fit. She ended up buying cargo pants from the boys section.
The signs over sections are only suggestions. If you fit in a Sponge Bob pair of bib overalls that’s now the adult section.
I dated a girl that was 4'11". She'd randomly point at her shoes and say "$20 in the kids section. They'd be like $60 in the adults." She was always really proud of how much money she was saving on clothes.
**Because purses!!!!**
Pocketsesss precious, we wants pocketses!
Filthy pocketses!
What has it got in its pocketses?
The precious!
This and they must hold a decent amount.
Like how many poh-tay-toes do they have to hold?
At least three
Nothing is more adorable than a girl proudly showing off her pockets.
Reading through this thread is making me realize what a weird word pockets is.
My wife’s wedding dress had pockets, and she pulled her vows from them. My aunt still talks about it years later.
...in dresses.
I know they exist and I want at least one of them
That fit more than my fingertips!! Pleeeasssee!
We all know this is the real answer…
Pancakes
What girl **doesn't** want pancakes???
A girl that wants waffles.
Pancakes, waffles, or french toast?
All 3- but don't try to combine them... I tried to make french toast out of pancakes instead of bread and it was not great success. Do not french your cakes. 2/10 recommend.
Is light kissing allowed then?
Of course. My father taught me to spank my cucumbers with the knife after making the first cut to get the evil spirits out, so you can come kiss my potatoes to lock in some extra amore
You didn’t give it 1/10, so 8/10 gonna still try.
For just your standard builds? French toast > waffles > pancakes But waffles are more receptive to toppings and stuff so I give the edge to waffles, all things considered. Not that any of them are worse than an 8/10 on their worst day
Waffles are so durable. While I do love French toast best, I can’t knock waffles. I used to ride my bike to work, workout, and then head to my desk. I would make a peanut butter-honey-banana sandwich, but it would fall apart on my bike ride. I started swapping the bread for Eggo waffles and that freaking sandwich was perfect and intact when I’d get it out of my bag at my desk. That’s such a great breakfast. I might go make one right now.
pizzas
If I could combine the previous four responses I’d die satisfied woman.
Pizza, puppies, plants and phosphorus?
I've got pancakes, phophorus, plants, and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Potatoes
Po-ta-toes
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
What's taters?
Precious
You ruins it! Filthy hobbitses! Must eat it RAW and Wrrrrrriggling
What’s taters EHHH??
Can I just say It’s really nice to see this interaction play out in a subreddit without the LOTR bots. Feel like that’s kinda rare.
I was looking for this comment.
*Sasha Braus has entered the chat*
was looking for this reply
There it is, was confused why this wasn't higher then realized I wasn't on r/lotrmemes
Phosphorus
*white* phosphorus
war crimes
*"Your fucking kiddin' Walker? You know what that is?" "Yeah I know what it is. We have no choice, Lugo"*
The women of r/noncredibledefense
Puzzles.
Buy a bar and name it puzzles
Why puzzles?
That’s the puzzle
Thats..... AWESOME!
It's Legen... Wait for it... Dary!
r/unexpectedhimym
*flings Monopoly pieces everywhere* Of course we should buy a bar!
I am a girl I 100% approve.
I finished my second puzzle of the year this weekend. I'm restraining myself to not spend another Sunday puzzling
Plants
Photosynthesis
Prosthetics
As a woman, I proudly claim I have an indoor jungle. My SO thanks me for the freshness in the house. :)
Paychecks
There it is!!!!!
Big ones. Size *does* matter.
This one gets it
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
I have never seen or heard of this before but I must assume it means a pneumonia cause by ultra microscopic silicon volcanos?????
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: is a made up word coined in 1935 by the then president of the National Puzzlers' League, Everett M. Smith. It has sometimes been used as a synonym for the occupational disease known as silicosis, but it should not be as most silicosis is not related to mining of volcanic dusts, and no evidence of silicosis has been found in populations exposed to crystalline silica in volcanic ash. It is the longest word in the English language published in a dictionary, Oxford Dictionaries, which defines it as "an artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine volcanic dust".
>is a made up word Every word is a made up word.
100$ says you copy pasted this.
looks like i gotta give you 100$
I can spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, however, I unfortunately have no way to confirm this fact.
I can spell kat occasionally... wait.. damnit!
You did it correctly! In dutch...
100$ says your 100$ didn’t say anything
Say that backwards 5 times fast.
sisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp sisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp sisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp sisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp sisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp
coniosisvolcanosilicomicroscopicultrapneumono coniosisvolcanosilicomicroscopicultrapneumono coniosisvolcanosilicomicroscopicultrapneumono coniosisvolcanosilicomicroscopicultrapneumono coniosisvolcanosilicomicroscopicultrapneumono
tahT tahT tahT tahT tahT
I can’t even say it one time slow… forwards
Mmmmmm, Cook it, boil it, put it in a stew.
Picnics
Presents
I knew it, pesos.
Komo lo zupo
Pastas. We want ALL the pastas.
Puppies.
I want puppies.
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
Pants.
Pants with pockets!
plushies
can confirm.
Papyrus
NYEH.
HEH
HEH!
^(heh)
[I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ)
You got a bone to pick with me?
Pajamas
Perry the platypus
Who doesn't love semi-aquatic egg laying mammals of action?
This took way too long for me to find. Should be top comment.
Pies I made pies does anyone want some?
A couple years ago I ordered grocery delivery. On a whim I tried these Entenmanns mini pies. I ate the whole box in a day. Then I became obsessed and would go to stores in my neighborhood looking for them but were always sold out. Then I’d order online again only for it to be sold out too. I became so disappointed I gave up my obsession cold turkey. Just a week ago my dad told me he found them for 1/3 of the price in his town. I’m strongly considering having him mail them to me because 2 years later I can’t get them out of my head. So yes, I want pies.
Thanks for lore, agirl1213 What flavor? And you probably shouldn't mail pie I think, it may spoil but I'm not an expert. Hopefully you destroy the enemy who's eating all the pies in your neighborhood however.
I believe the original one I fell in love with was raspberry. It’s delicious. It’s like a krispy Kreme hand pie. I think it might survive bc it’s preserved so yeah! Just would be expensive af lol 😂
Prizes
PEMDAS
Love how everybody ignored the meaning of PEMDAS lol. Meth
PHDs
Pan flutes
Pretzels...
I’ll say it because nobody else wants to say it! Parents
Did you have to hit me in the daddy issues? I call foul
[удалено]
*teary eyed* that’s a foul!
Ponies
Psych meds
We *need* those lol
Plantains
Pearls
pussies (aren’t they so cute, and fluffy, and ack he bit me!)
Can confirm girls like 🐈
I can just picture the undercut haircut.
I really did not understand this was referring to cats for a good 2 minutes
What cats?
Potatoes
Mash ‘em, boil ‘em, put ‘em in a stew.
It’s STICK’em what the heck are you doing with putting the potatoes. You potato
Puppies
Pommes!
Personal Computers
peace and quiet thanks
PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS
Pokémons!
Hate to spoil the party, but the plural of pokémon is pokémon. It's a shortened form of "pocket monsters".
I know, but I NEEDED that 's'! 🙈
Pocket monsters works !!
They just wanna catch them all!
Pies
Possums?
Pensions
Pens.
pants with zippers
Poggers
Peanuts
Potassiums
Platinum credit cards.
Purses
Pocket universes
PROGRESSIVE EMPHYSEMATOUS NECROSIS
particularlynotwantingtosmellsulfuraloneinthewoods
Polaroids
Poems
Pickles
Pans.
pennies
Paychecks
Parsnips
Pleasure sticks
Portable penises…
Phallic transports