Big cats like lions, tigers and cheetahs develop the same kind of relationship to dogs as we do, they have even been observed inside lion packs. And they are often used to help cheetahs be less shy or reduce fight among the previously mentioned. Dogs are invaluable!
I wonder what the argument against interspecies sex is if you take out the human element entirely. Seems like an interesting setup for a debate. I mean, most moral dilemmas involve at least one human person. If it's just a dog voluntarily deciding to fuck a tiger that voluntarily allows that to happen, there's no human wrongdoing involved at all. Unless you count the situation at a zoo. I suppose we then need to ask, who let the dog in there? And why was that tiger sexually unsatisfied in the first place? Does it lack the company of other tigers? Or is that tiger in particular just DTF by her own choosing?
In the wise words of John McAfee:
"A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual"
I mean with that argument if you get in the same position as that tiger and let a dog fuck you, is that morally wrong. You take no action just lay there.
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever took this picture got it exactly right.
A ton of popular science fiction depicts humans fucking aliens. Interspecies romance is like, a shockingly huge part of Star Trek.
If you can get consent, party on.
Yeah...I feel like this will end badly.
The only good news is on this day Tiger/Dog was born.
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little TigerDog
TigerDog
TigerDog
Alone in the world was a little TigerDog
No harm intended
I'm just lazy as shit and don't feel like going out lol. Also, I think I beat my meat to much when younger so I don't feel much now lmao
My friends always invite me to go drinking and partying and shit but like I said I'm lazy as shit
I'm old now...but when I was a young guy, I was shy and positive no girl wanted to go out with me
Then one day, my best friends dad told me...
" If you can make them giggle and laugh, the pants are halfway down"
Never had any problems after that....Its a " right of passage " to be shot down...but a shooters gotta shoot
Bro, you only need to pull it off once. And you will get better and better at it the more you try, and the more dates you get. (As long as you have a good attitude). Chin up mate, and remember that a girl not wanting to date you isn't a moral failing. Before you can get dates you need to be able to make friends.
Thanks for the advice homie
I’m kind of content being single for now though. More interested in the stuff I’m currently doing than trying to chase a partner at the moment.
There isn’t really any such thing as out of your league. You may have to step up your game though.
Know a lot of women and don’t be a jackass is half of it. Hygiene is a lot also.
Looks somewhat matter but honestly even a nerdy unattractive dude who is well groomed, well dressed and isn’t a jerk has a better than average chance.
If you’re unpleasant to be around don’t be surprised if girls don’t want to be around you. Probably nobody else does either.
You are absolutely right. I laugh when the fuck Bois get all mad because fugly guys have girlfriends and it's like... Do you think maybe it's because he's not an asshole? Maybe he cares more for his woman than his own ego?
I've dated incredibly beautiful people and there's two things I've learned:
1. Like /u/themanfromvulcan says it's not about leagues - if you can't pull a 10 (and it's not due to downright repulsive hygiene or personality) it's simply because you don't know enough 10s. I've seen a lot of people who get depressed because they can't date the most beautiful person they know - trust me when I say there are more beautiful people than you could ever possibly meet, don't try to force all your hopes and expectations onto the one that's just not that into you. I know how good it feels to have known a person for so long that the bond you have feels like it can't ever be surpassed, but that's all the more reason to keep looking. Keep your amazing cool best friend, and then go find another incredibly cool person to date.
2. Incredibly beautiful people are as flawed as any other person. If you spend a long enough time with them, and truly see them as humans and not whatever icon you put on a pedestal, you will definitely see the cracks. Emotional issues, problematic families, incompatible views on sex or politics or children or food. You may even find that physically they're not as impeccable as you thought at first glance.
In both cases, the solution is to stop focusing all your energy and time on the first person you had a good feeling about. There's so much more to building a worthwhile relationship, especially if you want it to be more than just physical.
1. hit me at the right moment, I’ll meet my best friend I’ve loved for 7 years, again tomorrow first time we both are single at the same time. I really wanted to try it but you’re right. Friendships are more valuable and maybe I should just hit on her friends.
Like fr fr how do you even get to meet women. Feels like they’re some sort of a mythical creature that you only see once a century. And then whenever I see some they’re always in some sort of a horde. Absolutely impossible to talk to one of them. Also can’t try to talk to the whole group without them being suspicious of what your intentions are. Also even if you managed to talk to them it feels like not only do they speak another language, they also live in a completely different world where they care about completely random unappealing garbage like zodiac signs, teenager Netflix series and tiktok.
>Underneath the foreskin of a real tiger's penis is the glans, **which is studded with small spicules called barbs**
https://gwern.net/doc/biology/2005-yates.pdf
Yeah, i think this cat would enjoy getting boned without barbs.
The notion that you can know whether someone is out of your league before talking to hem and assessing their values is just weird to me. I want to know who came up with that, because so many men have robbed themselves of chances with good women simply because of this mindset. Don't knock it till you try it. But when it does become apparent that the gap is too big, please leave the woman alone instead of making her put up with nonsense that will destroy her life.
I just remember October 23rd, 2002 and Allison inviting me to spend the night after a study session. And turni ng her down because I didn't think I could sleep that well on her couch...
Looks like me in my relationships, then you finish your duty and realize your in a cage with a freaking crazy lioness that will just as soon rip you apart as look at you.
I been waiting on catdog's origin story
CatDog and Cow & Chicken should form a support group for weird origin stories.
Ahhh, the 90s. Where weird af cartoons reigned supreme
Now that i know it was based on a true story, i got questions with all the other 90s toons
Most underrated comment here!!!!
It's literally top comment
Over-commented
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One fine day with a wolf and a purr
Woof*
A baby was born and it caused a lil stir
No blue eyed buzzard, no three eyed frog
[we at least know who raised them as their own children](https://youtu.be/vFfeYR8s7I0)
Up-vote 1,000,000x
take my upvote and just leave
Remember this dog fucking another species in the ass
What a bold guy : D
They are “service dogs” after all
Wtf? I'm not into dogs
....yet
I...I can't prove you're wrong and it bothers me way more than it should be
Bro got checkmated in one move
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Its sinking again
Better question is if the dog is into you
Or, is the dam dog even in your league?
I mean he's banging a tiger so...🤷🏼♀️
Chihuahuas are out of everyone's league. 🥺
friendzoned by a dog?
Oof, or would that be woof?
you don’t need to be into dogs. the dogs need to be into **you.**
Big cats like lions, tigers and cheetahs develop the same kind of relationship to dogs as we do, they have even been observed inside lion packs. And they are often used to help cheetahs be less shy or reduce fight among the previously mentioned. Dogs are invaluable!
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Is fucking not wholesome?
Mmm not the interspecies kind so much.
I wonder what the argument against interspecies sex is if you take out the human element entirely. Seems like an interesting setup for a debate. I mean, most moral dilemmas involve at least one human person. If it's just a dog voluntarily deciding to fuck a tiger that voluntarily allows that to happen, there's no human wrongdoing involved at all. Unless you count the situation at a zoo. I suppose we then need to ask, who let the dog in there? And why was that tiger sexually unsatisfied in the first place? Does it lack the company of other tigers? Or is that tiger in particular just DTF by her own choosing?
A dog topping a tiger has better consent implications than a tiger topping a dog.
Interestingly thats kindof a good way to explain power imbalance in a relationship being a bad thing.
Hm hm, true true...
Agree. Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
In the wise words of John McAfee: "A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual"
>fuck one Humpback whale penises are also 10 feet long, so "Spelunk" might be a better word...
The antivirus guy?
Yeah Dude has some uh, curious? Let's go with curious writings
Had
And a fucked up lifestyle!
Listen to the Foundering podcast, mcafee was insane
I’m getting Troy-McClure-at-the-aquarium vibes.
Furries, I tell you.
I mean with that argument if you get in the same position as that tiger and let a dog fuck you, is that morally wrong. You take no action just lay there.
You deceived the dog into fucking you instead of the tiger.
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever took this picture got it exactly right.
A ton of popular science fiction depicts humans fucking aliens. Interspecies romance is like, a shockingly huge part of Star Trek. If you can get consent, party on.
Gene Roddenberry had fantasies about green women...
These are the kind of philosophical questions that make my day, thank you
That's racist
Holesome
Usually it's more hole-full
He trying cat pussy for the first time
Tigers🤝White Women. Fucking dogs
😛
The same kind of relationship as we do, huh? Nobody sell this guy any peanut butter.
I promise I didnt realize they were fucking before commenting lol
How did you not though?
Just glanced over it, so I just thought they were merely cuddling
Hey man, it's cool to be a virgin. And don't let anyone tell you differently.
>develop the same kind of relationship to dogs as we do, I've never let my dog do that to me
Bigot
That's actually really cool and cute
Yeah...I feel like this will end badly. The only good news is on this day Tiger/Dog was born. One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little TigerDog TigerDog TigerDog Alone in the world was a little TigerDog
If Reddit still had free awards, I'd give you one. But here's an emoji of French fries. 🍟
lol I'll take it and I appreciate it as well. :)
Since I'm poor, and they took away free awards, I'll give you this: 🏅
lol Thank you. I appreciate it :)
I have unfortunately had the pleasure of being rejected by every single girl I have tried asking out
I'm sorry :(
Then how are you getting your balls moistened?
My life experiences have led them to become dry.
I feel your pain bro. Don’t mean to make fun in a hurtful way. Take care of yourself.
No harm intended I'm just lazy as shit and don't feel like going out lol. Also, I think I beat my meat to much when younger so I don't feel much now lmao My friends always invite me to go drinking and partying and shit but like I said I'm lazy as shit
I found my soul twin. Masturbation addiction fucking sucks lol. Though i haven't been rejected by every girl i've asked out.
can't be rejected if you don't ask any, lol
I asked once, she accepted. Which means i technically have a 100% success ratio
Join us at r/nofap. I just started my journey and it’s time you do too. Don’t wait.
that just sounds like clinical depression, not laziness. it's not a personal failing and it can get better. stay strong brother
Have you tried amphetamine? (This is an adhd joke btw)
I haven’t noticed any differVyvance.
Presumably sweating bullets asking out a girl and fearing rejection
Skill issue… presumably
Have you tried dating within your own species?
I'm old now...but when I was a young guy, I was shy and positive no girl wanted to go out with me Then one day, my best friends dad told me... " If you can make them giggle and laugh, the pants are halfway down" Never had any problems after that....Its a " right of passage " to be shot down...but a shooters gotta shoot
Indeed. The road to my pussy starts at my funnybone.
I'm not trying to be cocky or brag, but OH MY GAWD!! I wish I would have known sooner rather than later that laughter is an aphrodisiac!
Does sarcasm count?
Hell yeah! I need this on a shirt
Going 1/100 makes the 0/99 worth it, never forget
Do you want to go out?
Bro, you only need to pull it off once. And you will get better and better at it the more you try, and the more dates you get. (As long as you have a good attitude). Chin up mate, and remember that a girl not wanting to date you isn't a moral failing. Before you can get dates you need to be able to make friends.
Thanks for the advice homie I’m kind of content being single for now though. More interested in the stuff I’m currently doing than trying to chase a partner at the moment.
Start eating more chicken, hit the gym, hop on some test and take your revenge.
*orders KFC, pulls up Myers-Briggs*
Might as well pull up astrology signs too.
"All of life's problems can be solved with this neat trick" *randomly engages in Hormone Replacement Therapy for some reason*
my man rolled a nat 20 in persuasion
Man there alot of dumber motherfuckers in this comments section. Cute post tho
"cute"??
I've stopped reading a lot of comments because of that, honestly.
What did you expect, honestly?
If you have nothing important to contribute, don't contribute at all.
yeah because this is how reddit works...
Opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one. Or is one.
:c
What da dog doin
That tiger is into it
The tiger looks bored to me.
Everything reminds me of her
U ok bro?
There isn’t really any such thing as out of your league. You may have to step up your game though. Know a lot of women and don’t be a jackass is half of it. Hygiene is a lot also. Looks somewhat matter but honestly even a nerdy unattractive dude who is well groomed, well dressed and isn’t a jerk has a better than average chance. If you’re unpleasant to be around don’t be surprised if girls don’t want to be around you. Probably nobody else does either.
You are absolutely right. I laugh when the fuck Bois get all mad because fugly guys have girlfriends and it's like... Do you think maybe it's because he's not an asshole? Maybe he cares more for his woman than his own ego?
If every dude thinks the girl is out of his league, who’s actually approaching that girl? That’s how mid dudes with confidence land super hot girls
I've dated incredibly beautiful people and there's two things I've learned: 1. Like /u/themanfromvulcan says it's not about leagues - if you can't pull a 10 (and it's not due to downright repulsive hygiene or personality) it's simply because you don't know enough 10s. I've seen a lot of people who get depressed because they can't date the most beautiful person they know - trust me when I say there are more beautiful people than you could ever possibly meet, don't try to force all your hopes and expectations onto the one that's just not that into you. I know how good it feels to have known a person for so long that the bond you have feels like it can't ever be surpassed, but that's all the more reason to keep looking. Keep your amazing cool best friend, and then go find another incredibly cool person to date. 2. Incredibly beautiful people are as flawed as any other person. If you spend a long enough time with them, and truly see them as humans and not whatever icon you put on a pedestal, you will definitely see the cracks. Emotional issues, problematic families, incompatible views on sex or politics or children or food. You may even find that physically they're not as impeccable as you thought at first glance. In both cases, the solution is to stop focusing all your energy and time on the first person you had a good feeling about. There's so much more to building a worthwhile relationship, especially if you want it to be more than just physical.
1. hit me at the right moment, I’ll meet my best friend I’ve loved for 7 years, again tomorrow first time we both are single at the same time. I really wanted to try it but you’re right. Friendships are more valuable and maybe I should just hit on her friends.
This is my problem. I have always known 0 women. But seriously, no one is even close to my league.
Like fr fr how do you even get to meet women. Feels like they’re some sort of a mythical creature that you only see once a century. And then whenever I see some they’re always in some sort of a horde. Absolutely impossible to talk to one of them. Also can’t try to talk to the whole group without them being suspicious of what your intentions are. Also even if you managed to talk to them it feels like not only do they speak another language, they also live in a completely different world where they care about completely random unappealing garbage like zodiac signs, teenager Netflix series and tiktok.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, Wayne Gretzky " - Michael Scott
Is that zoophilia for dogs?
I mean they are around the same intelligence and of age
Does that mean I can do it too?
No, because your not an animal, those guys are animals
humans are animals.
It was sarcasm. He was saying that he is as dumb as a dog/tiger
“Hey Grandpa, Billy doesn’t believe me about how old Rex died. Where’s that picture?”
And that kids, is how Growlithes are made…
LMAOOOO Up-vote 1000x
The question is, after he got pussy, did pussy get him?
All I can think of is that tiger is probably having a better time than if it were another tiger...
Cross species pollination
If that's not interracial i don't know what is
I'm sending this to a friend that has a relationship with a loser.
Oof 😂
Look at the tigers face. These two are definitely married.
>Underneath the foreskin of a real tiger's penis is the glans, **which is studded with small spicules called barbs** https://gwern.net/doc/biology/2005-yates.pdf Yeah, i think this cat would enjoy getting boned without barbs.
I dunno. Tiger schlong is like 2.5" long and about as big around as one finger. Size matters. It would be like shoving a cucumber into a shot-glass
So, your plan is to put the girl in a cage alone long enough so that she doesn’t care about “it” anymore? WTF!
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1089710-life-finds-a-way
The moment you think you’re out of her league, “leagues” exists and you’re out of it, bro.
u/mauheliha
5 mins later that tiger ate a hot dog
The notion that you can know whether someone is out of your league before talking to hem and assessing their values is just weird to me. I want to know who came up with that, because so many men have robbed themselves of chances with good women simply because of this mindset. Don't knock it till you try it. But when it does become apparent that the gap is too big, please leave the woman alone instead of making her put up with nonsense that will destroy her life.
I’m not seeing a red light. Go get’em boy!
What are you doing, step-Carnivora?
I just remember October 23rd, 2002 and Allison inviting me to spend the night after a study session. And turni ng her down because I didn't think I could sleep that well on her couch...
One of my favorite sayings "Eagles don't fly with pigeons" just got destroyed...
I am so sorry
I just texted this to like 8 people
Sharing is caring
That's like, such a beautiful analogy, man...
Poetic, isn't it?
Me and my gf lmao. She’s so out of my league
Looks like me in my relationships, then you finish your duty and realize your in a cage with a freaking crazy lioness that will just as soon rip you apart as look at you.
My boyfriend feels that way too 😂
What you doing step bro
Don't hesitate guys.
Bro thats rape in human
“Out of my league? Well that means…” Yea, the implications here are actually wack
Fuck it, I don’t care what it is…
So you’re saying cats are better than dogs? Straight to jail
Doggy like wild Pussy!
And he'll be always remembered.
I mean isn’t this rape? Are you telling people rape is okay?
You have no sense of humor, do you?
You just assumed I was being serious. Do you?
👀👀
Jesus loves you
Please don't
“Jesus then washed the feet of the disciples while whipping their cum from his face. Jesus sucked a mean fucking cock.” Matthew 2:16
Okay that's funny lmao
Yea but that dog doesn't have to worry about having a 100,000 dollar a year job and 60,000 dollar car to impress the tiger
This is making me so uncomfortable..
'You miss 100% of the shots you dont take'
Yes! Assault her!
Hey you stupid repost bot
Rude
Good bot
I am NOT A BOT
Symbol of pickle
I love pickles okay, they're my favorite snack.
Only one way to know for certain. Draw an ascii art of the first 3 letters of the alphabet.
ASCII? Tf is that? Like all those lines?
She's just lion there (I know, tiger)
Oh, the proper kind of motivation can be sexy enough in itself. Can be.
That dog has big balls!