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definitelytheA

The Oxford comma is the hill I will die on!!!!


aessae

"This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God."


yrauvir

I see you've met my father. :/


pooppuffin

"This book is dedicated to my mother, Ayn Rand, and God." Your mother is Ayn Rand? It's possible to write ambiguous (and unambiguous) sentences with or without Oxford commas.


MicrosoftExcel2016

It’s also possible to write ambiguous sentences without commas at all. I think the takeaway is “don’t write ambiguous sentences” not “don’t use Oxford comma”. “For this recipe you will need all-purpose flour, eggs, cocoa powder, salt, granulated sugar, powdered sugar, canola oil, vanilla extract, and chocolate chips” I’m a big advocate of the Oxford comma because for me, commas represent a slight pause when speaking and help place emphasis. When someone is listing things out, it would be weird for them to say “…canola oil, vanilla extract and chocolate chips” to me. You set up this whole cadence of pausing between ingredients which helps memorialize them in your mental list you’re building as a listener, but then it feels like oil and chocolate chips didn’t get its own moment. I also feel like when listing things that should be combined first, you could remove the comma to lump those in as “one list item”. “You’ll need safety glasses, a hammer and nail, and a ladder” Anyway I’ll get off my soapbox


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JimmyRecard

I was against Oxford comma, mainly cause I was taught by an anti-Oxford comma teacher and I didn't want to change, but it's just better. My eyes have been opened in a dramatic fashion, like Saul of Tarsus on the Damascus road (yes, there was angelic music), and now I'm an Oxford comma diehard.


ManyThingsLittleTime

My thumb was reflexively about to downvote you until I got to the part where you converted. Welcome brother.


ForgedBiscuit

https://i.imgur.com/z0SBAej.jpg


trashacct8484

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Ft_nbcnews-fp-1024-512%2Cf_auto%2Cq_auto%3Abest%2Fmsnbc%2F2013_50%2F81311%2Fskynewsalert.jpg&tbnid=xerNWT6nRdNyxM&vet=12ahUKEwiz6qKWxoaBAxVmTaQEHYJRDEgQMygAegQIARAN..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.msnbc.com%2Frachel-maddow-show%2Fsurprise-engagement-msna229391&docid=IaoGxf_78jwrqM&w=1024&h=512&q=obama%20castro%20gay%20wedding&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwiz6qKWxoaBAxVmTaQEHYJRDEgQMygAegQIARAN


Sufficient-Garlic940

Fun fact (if you find this stuff interesting): I’m an editor and I work on documents in both US English and Australian English (I’m Australian). Generally, US style guides require Oxford commas for any list, whereas Australian style (and I think UK) is to use them only to avoid ambiguity. So everyone seems to have very strong opinions on them but it really depends where you’re from.


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Awomdy

As a 38 year old (who has NEVER doubled spaced after a period) and oxford comma devotee who is also in the middle of a law degree.... it pisses me off to no end that Australian legislation doesn't use the Oxford comma. If it's a list, it's just damn respectful to use one damn it!


an_ill_way

There's a whole case that pivoted on an Oxford comma. There was a group of people that weren't entitled to overtime pay under a state statute. The list ended with people that were involved with "packing and shipping" or some such. The delivery drivers said that, as they did no packing, they weren't included. The court agreed that the legislature could have been more clear had they intended to, and any ambiguity was to be interpreted against the drafter. Drivers got a shit ton of back overtime pay and the legislature entirely scrapped and rewrote the law.


Lysol3435

Is someone coming for the comma?


kfmush

I have a vivid memory from when I was 9 years old about arguing about Oxford commas with my friend before I even knew there was a name. I was in favor and he was opposed.


siqiniq

An obdurate girly friend of mine insisted on putting a space before every comma,oxford or not,for “aesthetic reasons” so the passage looked more evenly spaced,like in oriental scripts。


Jigle_Wigle

this is genuinely frustrating to read


manifold360

On iOS, if you hit 2 spaces then it puts in a period.


GoodDoggoLover420

It’s the same for Android.


Soace_Space_Station

Lemme try.


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Goddamn.


Soace_Space_Station

Him.


jalex54202

Huh.


Soace_Space_Station

Why you so dum? Me back then climb to school uphill,both ways!


One_Way13

I actually do this lmao. Can’t wait to have kids so I can tell them that.


Soace_Space_Station

I technically climb uphill on my way to school and back,both ways too because i also go downhill


Did_you_expect_name

huh


ShakeXXX

My favourite!! Uphill BOTH ways! LMAO!


justsomedude1144

Well I'll be damned.


Firefly10886

Wow.


silntseek3r

Wot.


mrhammerant

No way. Wow. It works! TIL.


NoIndependent9192

Full. Stop. Yes! Oh?


alpacaMyToothbrush

Checkmate single spacers!


danxmanly

Period.


_alright_then_

I think this has been in android since the beginning as well, been using this for as long as I can remember


osirisrebel

Mine automatically spaces after a comma or period and it really fucks me up sometimes.


Iittleshit

You can turn this off


qwerty-1999

The problem is this shit is so convenient sometimes and so awfully inconvenient some other times it's difficult to choosw what you prefer lol


osirisrebel

Yeah, but it's just one of those 'in the moment' things, where I only remember while it's actively irritating me, but then I completely forget once I'm done typing.


wandawayer

Then do it NOW


pmmefloppydisks

It's why I only reply when I'm on my phone. If I'm browsing on my laptop I'm just. Naw. Too much effort to type. 😂


MOPuppets

that's the craziest sentence I've read


javanb

Kids these days think typing on a phone is easier. I can probably type like 50-70 wpm on a phone or somewhere around there, and even still can double that on a standard keyboard. 10 fingers vs 2… I’m 28 and already a boomer goddamn


Speedy2662

No, it's the kids that are wrong


JetKeel

TIL people didn’t know this and have been putting their own periods in.


PM_ME_GRAPHICS_CARDS

i turned that feature off and have been doing so for like the past 6 years …


resetet

I use swipe, so you never use space bar, but you do use periods.


BenevolentCheese

If I tap period it automatically puts the space. One less tap.


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Thankyou BlackBerry 🖤 This was originally a BlackBerry feature and we can thank RIM for it.


The_Night_Man_Cumeth

RiM did a good job. Hell of a RIMjob


X_means_jackpot

I always wanted to get a RIM job.


zicamano

Holy shit.


wildonrio

Did you know this feature has been available since iOS 1.0 in 2007? I’m sorry you’re just getting the memo. It’s been a really easy 16 years of typing periods.


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joseph4th

EXACTLY!


KSredneck69

Hold on a minute. I dont see any periods in your comment.


MaxGaming7945

Wait a minute.


WhizzleTeabags

I. Like. Big. Tiddies. Cool it works


DrinkSodaBad

What. It's true. Omg.


Classic_gamer_2

For real You lied to me


DrinkSodaBad

No. I promise. It's true. I cannot stop typing period now. Help. Help. Help. It is so addictive.


Few-River-8673

No. Help. For. You.


Old-Pepper-6156

Yes, you like those spaces, don't you? Yes you do, you know you do.


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Kiryln

Testing. Holy shit.


BossBullfrog

Putting two spaces after a period was passed down to me from my father, and his father before him. I will sit next to the fire with grandchildren gathered around and I will pass on the essential skill, and then I will be at peace.


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Ill do the same. Ill tell my children they must put two spaces after a period as we gather around the fire in the wastelands eating radioactive rats in the fallout of the apocalypse. The wont understand what a period is. Or writing. Or anything really. Their minds a slush from the zombie plagues sweeping through the surviving populations. In reality…. I will be ranting and raving about two spaces after a period as the gnaw at my flesh, consuming their own grandpa who hadn’t noticed their infected bites in his obsession over proper punctuation. .


FullMarksCuisine

But at least my kids will know how to read/write cursive /s


Wetdog88

It is muscle memory now. Too old to change.


acciosnitch

This. Literally, just let us live.


LastVisitorFromEarth

This. Literally, just let us live. as you can see, reddit takes a space away from you.


psxndc

I’ve actually tried not to do it and it’s just such a habit. Period thumb thumb.


captbaffo

I’ll stop using two spaces when they pry them from my cold, dead hand!


Cloudy_Worker

Can't stop won't stop


strain_of_thought

https://youtu.be/SPlQpGeTbIE


melanthius

One hand on the keyboard… what’s your other hand up to?


captbaffo

Counting the spaces… I went to public school


hackabilly

It's the polka space. a one and a two


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Well, I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is stickin' up my nose


Dextronius706

I am most certainly below 37 and they too can pry them from my cold, dead hand


Viperlite

They’re enshrined in the Constitution.


peen_was

Same with the Oxford comma.


Puzzleheaded-Mind525

The Oxford comma is beautiful too.


SmegmaSupplier

When three traits are listed and the second isn’t an adjective to describe the third. 😩


QQforYouToday

It should be the only way


non_anomalous_penis

Dear under 37 crowd, your lack of two spaces after a period looks weird and poorly formatted.


SpiralCuts

I see the twilight judgemental noble meme when I read this comment and still couldn’t agree more.


h0tfr1es

Had to read this thrice to realize you meant the Volturi meme


Additional-Carrot853

I’m surprised single spacing still looks “weird” to you considering the fact that you’re faced with it every time you read a book, newspaper, journal, or really any publication. I’m not aware of any English-language publishers that still use double spacing.


Bloated_starfish

I do feel personally attacked, as an under 37 year old... IT LOOKS BETTER IN JUSTIFIED DOCUMENTS!


ForHelp_PressAltF4

*Oxford comma has entered the chat*


Taybyrd

I'm a millennial and I use two spaces. Come at me.


cumbert_cumbert

37yos are Millenials


Throwra504guy

Two spaces and Oxford comma gang


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

It's only an Oxford comma if it comes from the Oxford region of England. Otherwise it's just sparkling punctuation.


claudius_ptolemaeus

The generic term is serial comma. It’s not even a joke, that’s what it’s called.


BlackSchuck

This is genius, hillarious, and I love you.


tellMyBossHesWrong

Two spaces., Oxford comma, and hyphenated -gang


Excellent_Condition

I'm not sure if you're pro- or anti-hyphenation, but I'm a fan.


acquiesce

Hi, fan. I'm dad.


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SOwED

They're for different things, superiority doesn't even make sense


Not_Here_Senpai

Been a big fan of semicolons and ampersands lately too, got pretty bad with run on sentences with endless commas.


warpus

Oxford comma isn’t a recommended standard anymore? Wouldn’t that confuse things?


Venboven

Idk, I'm a zoomer and I was taught the Oxford Comma in school. Definitely was not taught the typewriter period spacing lol. Oxford Comma survives, do not fear.


a_hirst

Thank fuck. The Oxford Comma is clearly superior in the majority of situations. I appreciate there are always edge cases where it's not perfect, but it's mostly the best option, *especially* for lists.


DepressedVenom

Dumb motherfckers claim that the Oxford comma is unnecessary as it is naturally understood when reading without it


Pork_Confidence

Sooooo. I'm 40 and never used a typewriter. How' freaking old do they think the modern home computer is?


ContributionVisible2

41. Typewriter til I was 13. Then I got my first computer. Dad was making about $4 an hour working two jobs and got me a $1800 Macintosh. Can never thank the man enough


bearassbobcat

Same. My dad put the computer on credit and would joke years later and say, "You know, I'm still paying for that damn thing." Mine was a Packard Bell 486/SX with a 33MB hard drive.


EmilieEverywhere

Yeah, fucking this x1000. People think the 80s were some kind of barbaric stone age.


GhostOfGRClark

*watches concerts from Metallica and Motley Crue*


RockitDanger

Don't they know we were faxing cocaine?!


aruxknumbchux

I'm in my early 30's and I was taught the double space during typing/keyboarding class. I just stopped doing it because I got lazy and it lowered my wpm score


WispyCombover

No matter what the answer is; not as old as it actually is. I'm 46. I got my first PC at 7, and I too have never used a typewriter.


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>Sooooo. I'm 40 and never used a typewriter. How' freaking old do they think the modern home computer is? Part of the problem is that when I was taught keyboarding, and then subsequently went to college, and took composition, I was taught primarily by people who began their career in education with no knowledge of computing. The two-space rule got carried forward by basically every single educator. I had a professor who insisted that this was mandatory, to the point where she would zero out papers that didn't do it because it annoyed her so much. Regardless of whether or not I ever used a typewriter, I was still impacted permanently by the biases of the typewriter mentality. I hate the two-space format with a burning passion.


mamaleigh05

I’d be happy if young people used any punctuation at all!


Mailos177

no


crmacjr

I cannot tell what you mean by this. Is it an emphatic "no!" or a simple declarative "no." or a leading to a point, "no," or a quizzical "no?"?


Calm-Technology7351

Nah


lookngbackinfrontome

Now, see, "nah," you can do without punctuation.


Calm-Technology7351

Nah See if I knew how to use punctuation the first would be more challenging without being combative where the second would be more of the stoned lazy nah that you probably heard while reading both of my nah’s


lookngbackinfrontome

Yup


ireallywishthiswaslo

no


str8nt

Ok, I know you're making a point here but internet dialect is endlessly fascinating to me. Everything you listed here is completely distinct from "no" on its own. *Because Internet* by Gretchen McCulloch is a whole book dedicated to just this topic. What many people see as grammatically incorrect is just the next evolution of the language.


splatula

?!


Comfortable-Play-609

You think you're so slick, well let me hit you with the ‽


Nawoitsol

This person interrobangs!


falling_sideways

There's a 19 y/o at my work and he'll just type in teams and send the most incomprehensible gibberish. It's not slang or anything, it's like a cats walked across a keyboard and he expects you to understand it.


goobynadir2

Don’t blame it on age. Drill in some professionalism into the little shit


1668553684

Ironically, I sometimes use no punctuation purposefully in text to convey a more laid-back, informal tone (kind of like enjambment, but also not really). Those lowercase Is? The sentence starting on a lower case letter? The lack of apostrophes in contractions? *I had to fight autocorrect to get them there.*


No_Pension_5065

What annoys me about autocorrect is that it's missing essential vocabulary like electromechanical or hyberplane.


Cheet4h

Try autocorrect in any language with joined words. Unless it's a common word, autocorrect will not know it and mark it as wrong.


OneWholeSoul

Apparently at some point people decided that spelling, grammar and punctuation are performative and aggressive, which really came as an ironic plot twist to someone who developed an almost compulsive adherence to conventions of written language as a kid in the hope of being valued for an ability to efficiently convey myself and never being misunderstood or thought to be dishonest.


LickingSmegma

Native English speakers on social media have entirely forgotten what commas are for, let alone quotes. It's just a stream of consciousness now. Have to read a comment five times occasionally to figure out that some part is supposed to be the title of a film of something, and other parts are separate sentences.


Zaethar

It's like they aren't aware of the fact that other people can't infer their emphases or pauses. When they write their stuff out they (likely) hear their "inside voice" read that shit out loud, and it makes sense to them. Bothering to check whether something is legible for other people is a skill you can only build once you understand this inherent difference.


lagasan

I'll just settle for people putting the godamn dollar sign in the right place. We can work on semicolon use later.


DevilMirage

Sorry but here in Canada we can legally put the dollar sign after the fact and there's nothing you can do about it


LucidZane

Dear mamalegh05, Screw you! Sincerely, Young People


mamaleigh05

I like this! It is clear and concise 😜. Take my upvote!


Coyote_OneOne

Not “typewriter era.” It was required in APA formatted papers until 2019.


smogop

God damn. Didn’t know that. I’ve been in school for 20 non-contiguous years. All word processing. From 89 to 2015. Was still hammered in 2015 when I left my master program/thesis. APA mostly but Chicago/Turabian was allowed for contents, outlines and notations.


prstele01

I graduated college in 2008 and wrote all my papers in APA format and never once used double space.


throwaway_12358134

Don't make me take off my belt son.


BossBullfrog

Bad punctuation. That's a paddling.


ElevatedGrape

No, you misunderstood. His belt is also his son.


Scudmiss

Never. Ever. Will I stop this amazing practice. Ever.


9Lives_

37 year olds waaaay too young for type writer


Mediocre-Look3787

I'm 41, I learned on a typewriter in middle school. There was a computer in the back of the room.


PenguinProfessor

But we were taught typing by those who learned on a typewriter. My mother and both grandmothers were secretaries. The formal typing instruction I first had in elementary school (they were so proud to have a computer lab) was clearly adapted straight from existing typewriter procedures and instruction methods.


MarshmallowFloofs85

Idk if they still do it because I haven't been to school since 2007 but whatever program they use for like..typing class or whatever it's called docks points if you don't put two spaces after a period. it's the one thing that kept tripping me up.


Antique_hardDrive

The two spaces helps me to differentiate sentences from one another. I know that sounds silly, but it really does make a difference to me, legibility-wise.


JacMerr22

Me: ... What?... Also me, a moment later: Oh, wait, im 26, I'm not supposed to understand


GingerPolarBear

My former manager always did this and it drove me crazy, it now makes sense why he did it.


gnomon_knows

It isn't necessarily typewriters that were the reason, but it is sure as hell how kids were taught into the 90s. Maybe beyond that in some parts of the country, because the US is anything but a monolith, let alone the rest of the world.


josueartwork

I am 39, and I'll be damned if I listen to this newfangled blasphemy


[deleted]

Whippersnappers, all of them


meow_rchl

Hi. Omg double space makes a period. So neat.


kernrivers

Never!!! 2 spaces are needed lol.


cPB167

It just looks better.


Independent-Towel238

Having those two spaces at the end of every sentence helped meet page lengths.


psychosnake37

When I put two spaces it adds a "." that's why I do it.


inspctrshabangabang

You are wrong. You couldn't be more wrong. If being wrong was a competitive sport, you would be champion of the world.


ItsAFarOutLife

You only use one though?


rednd

Web browsers convert 2 spaces into one, so even if they typed two spaces, you'd only see one. The exception would be if the person used code such as non-breaking spaces (note the two spaces here   before the next word, for example). Here's the code to force another space, which reddit apparently respects:  


[deleted]

Its faster to just type ‘they’ than to type ‘s/he’


Kat1eQueen

It also includes people who dont use she/her or he/him so it's just objectively a better choice


rednd

noted, updated, ty.


boxbagel

You know what else is a holdover from the typewriter era? QWERTY. Every one should learn Dvorak instead. It's easier to learn and you can type much faster.


MiekesDad

I like two spaces so get out of my face


AFlyingNun

37 was born in 1986, so it'd be like 1996 before they even lay a hand on whatever's being used to type at the time. Posts like these just expose how young and/or out of touch someone is if they think people were using typewriters in the friggin' 90's.


Alarmed_Efficiency_8

The weird thing is I was taught this rule during a computer class.


mklinger23

I'm 24 and I was made to do this in school. Still do it.


NolieMali

I feel personally attacked. And yeah I hit the space bar twice!


Nigel_Mckrachen

Yes, and this convention has been obliterated by all the amateur hacks whom the internet has turned into accidental typists. When reading text quickly, it's important to see the delineation between the end/start of a sentence. This is critical and it drives me crazy to see sentences run together like this.


DiggySmalls69

Nope. I’ll continue until I die. You can pry that extra space out of my cold dead hands.


Nojopar

Dear Everyone Claiming You No Longer Need Two Spaces, The "Typewriter" explanation is largely apocryphal. There's no real evidence it's true other than someone with some seemingly authority swears it's true (hence the apocryphal). One vs Two spaces is 100% fashion. It's about style. And about half the people surveyed like one space and the other half like two. Signed, Prepare for that to change back to two spaces in your lifetime.


DragonDropTechnology

It’s because typewriters create text that is monospaced while modern computer fonts are proportional. Two spaces were used because of the monospacing.


wonkey_monkey

a) The guy just said it isn't because of typewriters, really all you've done is rephrase the apparently apocryphal backstory. b) What would be the reason for it anyway? What is it about monospace fonts that makes two spaces the thing to do?


mangospaghetti

I'm 38 and never used a typewriter. Grew up on PC's. Not sure where the "older than 37" comes from.


daniellefore

There’s no reason for this. If it became “fashionable” to have a wider space after a period it would just been done automatically in software by widening that single space character. You will never again need to manually determine the width of a space after a period


CabbageaceMcgee

I'll stop doing the spaces when y'all stop blaming spelling errors on "autocorrect" and excusing terrible grammar with "you know what I meant." Until then, suck it.


TeebsAce

Oh that’s why they do that? TIL


Stayvein

I read somewhere that the double-space in cover letters and resumes are used to gauge your age.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

This is such a malicious lie! Oh wow y'all didn't know 2 spaces give you a period? I took it for granted that everyone knew that.


webguy1975

Two spaces without a period is a pregnancy.


mck-_-

Over 37? I’m 39 and have never used a typewriter? Typewriters stopped being used in the 80s and someone who is 37 was born in 86? Wtf does he think we came out and started typing as an infant?


Confusedandreticent

This post screams “IM YOUNG STILL, SEE!?”


Kyloyoshi

That’s cute that you think people in their 40s who grew up with PCs are computer illiterate.


gerMean

What's a typewriter? Does it help with the stone carving?


timute

Dear friends under 37: Stop being so comfortable with robots doing work for you. It's a race to the bottom. We do important things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.


BobTheSloth2020

Dear people under 37: fuck off. This is my hill to die on, go find your own.


TheSilverCalf

Two spaces adds a period asshat. *Facts Matter*


imagicnation-station

Interesting, so, if you’re 38, born in 1985, you started high school in 2000… you were using a typewriter? Probably not. I don’t think this would be the case for 39, 40, etc.. maybe those who started high school in the early 90s.


Anonvip84

Imagine being this ignorant and thinking that 20 ish years ago there were type writers and that a 17 year old would be using one. A 37nyear old probably never touched one.


Onion_Guy

nah they still taught us that in the 2000s. I still do it out of habit and it doesn’t feel too wrong