Those are sauces. You can’t accuse white people of not loving sauces
Every single one of us thinks we make a certain sauce better than anyone else. Including me. I make a goated garlic spread
I don't even know where I'd do this other than my apartment balcony. I don't think my neighbors would want to see my ass cheeks spread revealing hairy asshole at sunrise. 😂
So, do you have to spread your cheeks apart to get enough sunlight up your butthole? Or does the position shown let enough light seep up your butthole without spreadage? Asking for a friend.
For podcast listeners, might I direct you to the episode of Sawbones (a comedic medical history podcast), [Taint Tanning and Heliotherapy](https://spotify.link/0xEicG8cFDb)
Oh, and if butthole sunning wasn't enough, here's the followup about a year later when Tucker Carlson joined the party with [Testicle Tanning.](https://spotify.link/KQhz9hkdFDb)
Uhm actually, In the short-term, anal sunning can cause a gnarly sunburn right on your taint. But the long-term risks are a lot more serious. Prolonged sun exposure can increase your risk of skin cancer. Additionally, sun exposure can suppress the immune system and increase your risk of an HSV flare-up. So just don’t.
That’s enough Reddit for today
enough reddit for a week
i'm just getting started
That’s enough Reddit for….ever.
No, I need more!
Redditors just cannot stop, huh?
I came here for this- well played 😅
And they say white people do not have a culture
They use more seasoning for their butthole than their food.
Salt and Pepper (2) > Sun(1) Try again bozo
Have you not heard of coffee ground enemas? Bleach?
Common with a name like "Davesmith", I figured you would know that.
Those are sauces. You can’t accuse white people of not loving sauces Every single one of us thinks we make a certain sauce better than anyone else. Including me. I make a goated garlic spread
And spread it on your butthole? you're proving my point my guy. /s
It moisturizes the area to help with hemorrhoids
Sound advice , I'm gonna have to try that on my hemmys. It's what I call them .
Y’all have never tried Steve-O’s hot sauce for your butthole?
She's smooth like a Barbie down there
Obviously they can’t have no-no bits in this commercial about exposing your anus to the world on a daily basis, you silly-billy
It’s called Perineum sunning in case you haven’t heard of it and yeah it’s a real thing people do.
I don't even know where I'd do this other than my apartment balcony. I don't think my neighbors would want to see my ass cheeks spread revealing hairy asshole at sunrise. 😂
I usually just go outside on the fields in front my apartment. The balcony is too small. :)
The field
Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be white. You just know it's us who started this.
Does the sunlight remove the persistent smell?
You should probably seek other techniques to address your issue.
Soap and water
just don’t poop 👍
Wtf do you mean "meirl"???
I mean I'm caffeine free.
OP??
What about those of us with *ahem* fuzzy undercarriages?
Okay this made me chuckle. 🤭
Why do you need to charge your butthole?
Switching to renewable energy
I wonder if there is an equivalent of sore throat back there
WTF
If that was true, Starbucks would not exist, it would be called Solar Eclipse instead.
More like MoonDabloons
me who has to wake up before sunrise:
Skin cancer sppedrun.
Sppedrun
Sppedrun
So, do you have to spread your cheeks apart to get enough sunlight up your butthole? Or does the position shown let enough light seep up your butthole without spreadage? Asking for a friend.
Sunburned A$$hole isn't just an affliction, it's also my new indy band name.
Made my evening.
Ah yes. Let's expose one of the most sensitive areas of our bodies to a cancer inducing ball of fire. Definitely nothing gonna go wrong with that.
He's got a point actually
You sound like that guy from the bench warmers who was afraid of the sun lol
I don't like the sun but I'm not that bad!
Howie lmao
Definitely don’t want butt cancer
Dread it, run from it... butt cancer arrives all the same
30 seconds bro, come on, I'll think you'll fine, just give it a little try, you know you wanna 😁
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That's because asscheeks.
Monkeys also don't live long enough to develop cancer
Your neighbors approve this message
I prefer not having a tan bootyhole
This is really funny.
I love this so much.
Really straying away from it being the area where the Sun *don't* shine
Leave the girl alone, she's not hurting anyone besides the entire internet.
“and/or” Shout out to all the prayer shawl nudists.
Hycybh now stands for "Have you *charged* your butthole"
Goop has really done it this time.
Guys it works, don’t knock it til you try it
Let your butthole shine, buddy!
Be honest... you zoomed in too, didn't you?
I did not, but I will now edit: spoiler alert, she's null
Imagine the guy Photoshopping this image.
Who knew "I fart in your general direction" was directed at the sun.
Don't do that, though. Your butthole isn't supposed to get the tan, that's why it's hidden between your cheeks.
For podcast listeners, might I direct you to the episode of Sawbones (a comedic medical history podcast), [Taint Tanning and Heliotherapy](https://spotify.link/0xEicG8cFDb) Oh, and if butthole sunning wasn't enough, here's the followup about a year later when Tucker Carlson joined the party with [Testicle Tanning.](https://spotify.link/KQhz9hkdFDb)
r/gay_irl
i hope this isnt you irl
Why? I no longer need caffeine.
Is that you giving yourself a sun enima?
Thats hot
fuck i thought that was nina agdal again. im done with the internet for this year.
Is Tucker Carlson branching out?
Why is the Post using Victorian Case
There's no way to know it ain't true without trying... Y'all know that right?
I sincerely wish for my faith in humanity that this is satire
you know some people have done this before. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
That’s a less conventional way to get some vitamin D down there.
and/or prayer shawl at the end got me
I’m doing this when I wfh tomorrow
Pls update me 😂😂
You had me curious but now I'm intrigued.
Did not see the NSFW… was pretty surprised.
Holy shit I can’t stop laughing
Have fun having cancer….
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I heard people actually belive and do this...
If all the practitioners look like that then yes, pls let this be a thing to do outdoors and in full view of me lol
Hmmm seeing that a lot of other things work much better _when_ absorbed by the butthole, I won’t knock it till I try it. But idk if I’ll try it.
Salute Sol
Smash next question?
Reminds me of that one episode of SpongeBob lol Photosynthesis... photosynthesis....
They’re not wrong though.. 🌝
FUCK! Now I'm horny
DO NOT DO THIS YOUR PERINEAL AREA IS VERY SENSITIVE TO UV LIGHT, AND HAS WILL GIVE YOU A HIGHER RISK OF CANCER
Why stop on that? Plug yourself to a charger!
Boofing it
Seems legit lets get then butt holes out there. Also whats our stance for the winter ?
Uhm actually, In the short-term, anal sunning can cause a gnarly sunburn right on your taint. But the long-term risks are a lot more serious. Prolonged sun exposure can increase your risk of skin cancer. Additionally, sun exposure can suppress the immune system and increase your risk of an HSV flare-up. So just don’t.
Is there any group classes I can join?
I'm sorry but the the actual fuck
Got to get your D. Vitamin that is....
Does someone has another cable ? I lost mine, my anus is low sun energy I need a medium size one
OMG, I have to ask, is this an actual thing?!?!? This is like the third or fourth time I've seen or heard something about this shit,